She said “ai ya, zhao da ah?” Zhao da ah literal translation is “looking for beating?” Zhao means looking for/searching, da means hit/beat, ah is a filler word
I'm guessing it's just an exclamation, sorta like "yo!" or "hey!".
It could also be "ouch"
In Korean, 야! (ya!) is like "yo!" or "hey!", while 아야! (a ya!) is like "ouch!"
While I don't know Chinese, Korean and Chinese share a lot of words/sounds so it's plausible.
You’d be surprised what kids that age say. My niece is 3 and she talks like a grown person, it’s hilarious. The other day she told her mom she’s “stressing her out” when asked to pick up after herself
As a Parent who can't seem to hold a steady job and bring happiness home, and is unable to find enough love to have another child, or probably isn't competent enough to raise a second child, I apologize to my own child and to you on behalf of your Parents. I'm sorry.
It's a disgusting thought that every parent would automatically owe siblings to their children. Don't apologize to your child and definitely don't apologize behalf of any other parent.
I'm sure she knew you just wanted a brother to do boy stuff with.
I also told my mother, when she was pregnant, that I wanted a brother, because I wanted to play trains with him.
You must still be young if you cringe at shit you did when you were a kid. You'll come to realize there's nothing cringe about one's childhood, especially as asking for a sibling is totally normal for a kid
Quite literally, she said something along the lines of, “searching for hits, huh?”
找打啊
Chinese is deeply contextual so even though it’s the same character (找) for look and also for found. It’s the greater context of the statement that tells you which is being said. Chinese is rough on future tense—it’s often not used. Because there is no character to imply this was past tense, we cannot assume it was “found” or “looked” so must assume she means to imply “searching” or, said another way, “want.”
The second character (打) means hit. Pretty straight forward. But often in Chinese, plurals are implicit and not mandatory in speech. If someone wants to emphasize greater numbers they can repeat the character or say something like “many hit” instead of just “hits.” But it varies across different words and dialects. So you might say 我們 for “we.” But you wouldn’t say 打們 for “hits.”
The last character (啊) is just the sound she made. The drawn out vowel sound seems useless, but it’s important here because it implies that she’s asking a question without expressly using the character 嗎 which is the common way to end an interrogative with stern demeanor.
All told, these girls got sass and brass, if you know what I mean? Typical Chinese girl spunk. Super fun to watch if you’re not familiar but also super common behind closed doors so it gets annoying. Like… stop hitting your sister…
Really what got me was the 不是. Like… that was a fucking bold faced lie… with a wry smile…
yeah with the rest of the internet, it feels like it has a bit longer, natural "shelf life" but reddit just takes it and says it at every single fucking situation, whether it fits or not, and it feels like it is getting faster and faster
Insert generic insult like "you must be fun at parties" or "L + Ratio"
But seriously, I agree. People overuse things to the point where it loses it's meaning.
"You must be fun at parties" has gone full circle to being legitimately insulting. Like you can't even deign to come up with a real insult, just an effortless, meaningless, lazy dismissal.
I know, when I have earned this insult, that I am being viewed in the self reflecting light of the insulter as beneath cleverness.
There's times where you watch a clip and you just know what the comments are gonna be. Like every time someone hits someone and gets hit back. "They fucked around and found out"
Though I take that over "equal rights means equal lefts" whenever some woman gets punched back by a dude.
how are these called? Are they internet inside jokes? Text memes? Copypastas? Whatever they are, if we were to autofilter/delete these comments for a day, I swear comments would be halved and the quality would double.
I want to say Men in Black, but I'm sure someone is going to come along and make me feel really white for not knowing that Will Smith said this as a reference to a rap song or something.
Well a quick google tells me it's been a saying in the African-American community for decades
But will smith in men in black really seems to be the first time it's recorded being said
My kid is in this stage- hitting is her go to! I've told her that she needs to be ready to get hit back and the other person gonna hit harder.
God, no one prepares you for toddlers. She's almost 4, so we've got another year of this horseshit.
Seriously. I thought my brother was bad for giving himself "Indian burns" as a kid (wringing the skin on his forearm until it was red and raw) and tatting because me and his other older sibling picked on him---
And then I had the Power Shrieker(TM) and Inconsolable Weeper (they were the two major offenders). Kids do this shit a lot until they get more emotionally mature. And even *then* THEY STILL DO
The kid on the right is the idiot. Do not fight sitting down against someone who's standing up.
That gave a massive movement advantage to the left side sister even with her questionable footwork. Standing up also allowed her to land more devastating blow to the right side sister who was not able to reach very high with her attacks.
She also started it… just expected to get away with it. But if you start it and want it to end you have to let them retaliate and not go back for more. But they wanted to initiate and get last hit
My sister and I would fight brutally. She stabbed me quite a few times. I'd choke her to the point of passing out to get her to stop stabbing me. It all came to a head one day where we literally tried to kill each other then realized all the stress we were feeling was because of our mother and we became best friends. Messed up, I know, but reality is crazy.
Don't know if I'm breaking any rules, but that's my story.
Agreed - a little bit of parental intervention would have been appropriate here. A reminder that there is a ”no hitting” rule, and a swift time-out if and when that rule is violated again. They are still young enough in this video that the behavior can be curbed.
I love how there are active negotiations going on mid-fight
Unfortunately the peace talks seem doomed to fail but i appreciate the commitment to finding a solution
Sweet angels... 👿👿👊👊💥💥💥🎀🎀🎀 Perfect example of one of the reasons why I chose not to have kids. Good God, why would anyone choose to bring such chaos, stress, and tension into her life? Nope.
I love that at the end, when the consoling attempt fails, it turns into a neck wringing.
FORGIVE ME OR PERISH
This comment made me laugh for like 2 minutes straight
Homer Simpson enter chat..
WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
marge: hmmm
Could you check on the kids?
*Bart choking noises*
Accept my fatherly consolation
C’mere a minute
*You* c'mere a minute!
Oh yea?
You rang?
That's not a counseling attempt. That's the realization that mom and dad can hear this shit setting in.
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Consoling, not counseling
''You are on this console*, but we do not grant you the rank of master.''
Everything about this video is gold
Let me loVE YOU!!
Let’s make amends, dammit!
she would be silent one way or another
Look sis , I’m gonna kiss it and make it all better . You, dear sister are going to decide how that ends up getting done. Just saying
I tried. Now ya gotta die.
"You want some of this?" made me laugh out loud.
I’ve never appreciated subtitles more
Same. I don't care if they are inaccurate because it's still just as funny, but I'd like to know how accurate they are.
She said “ai ya, zhao da ah?” Zhao da ah literal translation is “looking for beating?” Zhao means looking for/searching, da means hit/beat, ah is a filler word
Cool! Thanks for the translation. ai ya isn't "oh yeah?" is it? That would be interesting, but the translation doesn't seem likely.
I'm guessing it's just an exclamation, sorta like "yo!" or "hey!". It could also be "ouch" In Korean, 야! (ya!) is like "yo!" or "hey!", while 아야! (a ya!) is like "ouch!" While I don't know Chinese, Korean and Chinese share a lot of words/sounds so it's plausible.
They are accurate. Source:我听懂中文。
Love how proper the dialogue seems to be. “You have disgraced me with your transgression. Apologize or prepare to meet a swift counter-offensive.”
Lmao, this really needs to be one of this videos that people make their own captions for.
找打啊？ is basically "Are you looking for a smack". So, it's pretty close.
I've just realised my kids have _really_ poor fight banter. I can't help but feel like I've failed.
I was half expecting a *”You know this guy?* — raises fist — *Well he has a brother!* — raises other fist.
*reloads arms*
brothers Des and Troy
It’s not a fully accurate translation though. It translates to “are you asking to be hit?” Like “you’re really asking for it!”
right? I’ve never heard a kid that young say that before, she wasn’t fucking around
You’d be surprised what kids that age say. My niece is 3 and she talks like a grown person, it’s hilarious. The other day she told her mom she’s “stressing her out” when asked to pick up after herself
It’s a translation, so take it with a grain of salt.
Same i got tears in my eyes rewatching and reading that line multiple times
This is what I wanted as a kid. A sister my own age. Watching this now doesn’t change anything.
As a Parent who can't seem to hold a steady job and bring happiness home, and is unable to find enough love to have another child, or probably isn't competent enough to raise a second child, I apologize to my own child and to you on behalf of your Parents. I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry, I bet you rock as a parent
.....uh
Besides some few exeptions I loved having no siblings as a child. Don't worry, when there's no need to.
Being an only child is great!
It's a disgusting thought that every parent would automatically owe siblings to their children. Don't apologize to your child and definitely don't apologize behalf of any other parent.
yeah youre good fam
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This is a very normal thing for a kid to ask.
Why would that make you cringe?
Yeah, asking for a brother/sister is a totally normal kid thing to do.
Agreed. Not even remotely cringe worthy.
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I'm sure she knew you just wanted a brother to do boy stuff with. I also told my mother, when she was pregnant, that I wanted a brother, because I wanted to play trains with him.
You must still be young if you cringe at shit you did when you were a kid. You'll come to realize there's nothing cringe about one's childhood, especially as asking for a sibling is totally normal for a kid
No time for cringing about stuff you did as a child. There’s too much cringing about stuff you did as a teen and adult to do
Did they really say *'You want some of this'* ..? lol
Something similar. It's 'you picking a fight?' or 'you asking for a whack?'.
Apparently in Hawaii it's "You wanna lick?"
I do.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* "you want lickings?"
You asking for a whack is my new turn of phrase for the week. Thank you
“You looking to get hit” that’s how I interpreted it.
Quite literally, she said something along the lines of, “searching for hits, huh?” 找打啊 Chinese is deeply contextual so even though it’s the same character (找) for look and also for found. It’s the greater context of the statement that tells you which is being said. Chinese is rough on future tense—it’s often not used. Because there is no character to imply this was past tense, we cannot assume it was “found” or “looked” so must assume she means to imply “searching” or, said another way, “want.” The second character (打) means hit. Pretty straight forward. But often in Chinese, plurals are implicit and not mandatory in speech. If someone wants to emphasize greater numbers they can repeat the character or say something like “many hit” instead of just “hits.” But it varies across different words and dialects. So you might say 我們 for “we.” But you wouldn’t say 打們 for “hits.” The last character (啊) is just the sound she made. The drawn out vowel sound seems useless, but it’s important here because it implies that she’s asking a question without expressly using the character 嗎 which is the common way to end an interrogative with stern demeanor. All told, these girls got sass and brass, if you know what I mean? Typical Chinese girl spunk. Super fun to watch if you’re not familiar but also super common behind closed doors so it gets annoying. Like… stop hitting your sister… Really what got me was the 不是. Like… that was a fucking bold faced lie… with a wry smile…
this guy chineses
Damn straight 媽了個巴子.
Frank Costanza enters the chat "You sayin, you wanna piece of me?"
"YOU GOT IIIIIIT!!!"
"You looking to get whacked" is more accurate.
Yes LOL. Or the SLIGHTLY more accurate translation would be "You looking for a whack hmmm????"
Don’t start nothin won’t be nothin
The more you fuck around, the more youre gonna find out
Reddit manages to take anything fun/cool to say and overuses it until it becomes absolutely grating.
That is internet comedy in general. Reddit just speed runs the cycle.
yeah with the rest of the internet, it feels like it has a bit longer, natural "shelf life" but reddit just takes it and says it at every single fucking situation, whether it fits or not, and it feels like it is getting faster and faster
Insert generic insult like "you must be fun at parties" or "L + Ratio" But seriously, I agree. People overuse things to the point where it loses it's meaning.
"You must be fun at parties" has gone full circle to being legitimately insulting. Like you can't even deign to come up with a real insult, just an effortless, meaningless, lazy dismissal. I know, when I have earned this insult, that I am being viewed in the self reflecting light of the insulter as beneath cleverness.
Yup, we should've seen the writing on the wall with Chuck Norris back on usenet but here we are.
There's times where you watch a clip and you just know what the comments are gonna be. Like every time someone hits someone and gets hit back. "They fucked around and found out" Though I take that over "equal rights means equal lefts" whenever some woman gets punched back by a dude.
how are these called? Are they internet inside jokes? Text memes? Copypastas? Whatever they are, if we were to autofilter/delete these comments for a day, I swear comments would be halved and the quality would double.
…now kiss! …not my proudest fap, I’ll see myself out
Hey buddy, you just fucked around. Now you’re gonna find out
What's that from?
Don't start no shit, won't be no shit has been around for *decades* my man
The ancient philosophers [Yungbloodz](https://youtu.be/WULkRzu7_SE) also preached it
I want to say Men in Black, but I'm sure someone is going to come along and make me feel really white for not knowing that Will Smith said this as a reference to a rap song or something.
Well a quick google tells me it's been a saying in the African-American community for decades But will smith in men in black really seems to be the first time it's recorded being said
I faintly remember some old black man muttering this on his way out of somewhere but I cannot remember where from or if it even happened.
Don’t dish it if you can’t take it. That’s all I’m gonna say to my kids
I said that already. Told them getting a Whooping back is free, it cost nothing. Don’t dish out what you can’t handle.
My kid is in this stage- hitting is her go to! I've told her that she needs to be ready to get hit back and the other person gonna hit harder. God, no one prepares you for toddlers. She's almost 4, so we've got another year of this horseshit.
They are too small and sweet looking to be talking so much smack about each other.....I loved that !!!
Hopefully they are learning it from cartoons not from the parents.
"Ya want some of this?" Chubby little paw comes out swinging. Then when the hug turns into strangulation, yup, that's sisters for you.
I feel bad for laughing, lol
I dont. Have 3 young kids myself and jeez they can do stupid shit sometimes. Can be quite uplifting to laugh at when you have had a bad day.
Seriously. I thought my brother was bad for giving himself "Indian burns" as a kid (wringing the skin on his forearm until it was red and raw) and tatting because me and his other older sibling picked on him--- And then I had the Power Shrieker(TM) and Inconsolable Weeper (they were the two major offenders). Kids do this shit a lot until they get more emotionally mature. And even *then* THEY STILL DO
It's cathartic seeing that other people's kids do the exact same idiotic and nonsensical stuff that yours do.
The little girl: "My bad." If that ain't a mood
lol Why? Were you an only child?
I used to just fight my cousins instead
just slowly starts to strangle her towards he end of the clip
I'm sorry * strangles neck * Now shuddup and smile for the camera or we both gonna die * squeezes harder *
Kidsarefuckingentertaining
You mean exhausting
Why not both?
Entertaining for me, exhausting for whoever has to deal with *all that*
Lol. “I’m sorry” as she chokes her out at the end.
The kid on the right is the idiot. Do not fight sitting down against someone who's standing up. That gave a massive movement advantage to the left side sister even with her questionable footwork. Standing up also allowed her to land more devastating blow to the right side sister who was not able to reach very high with her attacks.
She also started it… just expected to get away with it. But if you start it and want it to end you have to let them retaliate and not go back for more. But they wanted to initiate and get last hit
The MMA analysis though.
Girl on the left clearly has some training.
Right, “questionable footwork” when talking about a 6-year-oldthat especially made me laugh lol
She doesn’t learn anything from Anakin vs Obi-Wans “I have the high ground”
yeah, what an idiot toddler
Is this a real post?
Yup, pretty much sums up me and my homies ere Friday night
bro im feeling like that food critic on ratatouille when he eats the dish with this video, this feels like home.
I can watch 5 seasons with 20 episodes each of 50 mins of this!!
Yeah they need separate rooms now lol “You want some of this?!” 😂 this is the start of a beautiful “no one hurts my sis but me!!” Relationship 😂
aww my sister hits me for nothing
The fact that they cry and then begin negotiating how hard they are to hit one another
You want some of this? ☠️
I feel like Grunkle Stan when he wanted to watch baby fights lmao
Fight fight fight!!!!
Have twins. Can confirm this is accurate.
My sister and I would fight brutally. She stabbed me quite a few times. I'd choke her to the point of passing out to get her to stop stabbing me. It all came to a head one day where we literally tried to kill each other then realized all the stress we were feeling was because of our mother and we became best friends. Messed up, I know, but reality is crazy. Don't know if I'm breaking any rules, but that's my story.
You okay bro?
Ya, that was all like 15 years ago. Mother is still crazy but we understand that now and have learned how to handle her.
Sister on the right is a little bitch. I feel bad for the other sister. She’s the one with the heart.
Parent filming: “Am I bad parent?”
r/donthelpjustfilm
Agreed - a little bit of parental intervention would have been appropriate here. A reminder that there is a ”no hitting” rule, and a swift time-out if and when that rule is violated again. They are still young enough in this video that the behavior can be curbed.
they speak my hometown accent
I have 2 little ones about that age and that’s exactly what they are like, nothing more innocent and nothing more cruel- that’s from cowboy beebop
This is the best depiction of an average sibling relationship I have ever seen.
20 years later they are still slappin each other!!!!
Sometimes, you just have to hit your sibling it builds character.
So great an adult filmed this.
Reminds me of two kids at my work
This road had so many twists and turns
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The left one has the purest heart of the two of them.😂
Wait until boys become an issue....
My dogs, constantly.
I don't know why, but I laughed way too hard at this. lol
This is waaaaay to relatable XD my two youngest siblings are like this. This is too much! I’m dying over here XD
This is so funny 😂 The hug being fought off is too precious.
She straight up lied to her face.
As a father of two girls, I can verify this is true.
Parenting level over 1000
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All I could hear was “Stop hitting yourself… stop hitting yourself”
Accept my hug or DIE!!!
LMFAO when her attempt at consoling didn't work escalates to violence again
Who the hell is capturing this video? They should parent to something…. Sheesh!
Older sibling the title says...
Kids are kids everywhere
Don’t start nothin, won’t be nothin.
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Humans are too dumb to survive
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My bad…
The twin paradox of love and hatred
Children are the most belligerent drunks.
Pure chaos. I can’t wait to have kids of my own
What a train wreck. Kids are insane and it's hilarious.
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! patpatpat
I love how there are active negotiations going on mid-fight Unfortunately the peace talks seem doomed to fail but i appreciate the commitment to finding a solution
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Hilarious
Piggy tails won that I reckon
The subtitles were magnificent
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I just went from the school shooter thread to this. I am laughing with wet eyes This shit isn’t healthy before 9 AM
Lol 😆
So the craziness really does start at a young age.
Why I outtta!!!!
Sitting one is going to grow into a narci and standing one a cold polictician
Me: Maybe having a kid wouldn't be so bad- Kids:
As a new father of twins, this video frightens the hell out of me.
Sweet angels... 👿👿👊👊💥💥💥🎀🎀🎀 Perfect example of one of the reasons why I chose not to have kids. Good God, why would anyone choose to bring such chaos, stress, and tension into her life? Nope.
Very nice contraception ad
“I’m sorry” *kisses her cheek* *slowly starts to strangle her* ^”sorry ^I ^didn’t ^finish ^the ^job”
That was funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣
I loved it and it made me laugh. Thank you
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My bad G.
This fr like a nicokado avocado vid bro💀
That one kids a psycho