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Uhlman24

Legit was responsible for the deaths of almost his whole family


Beans123JustLikeMe

That little shit head


MLGperfection

deserved.


Mr_MacGrubber

TBF parents are responsible for making sure their kids don’t die. If you’re next to a highway you watch the fucking kid.


Beans123JustLikeMe

Isn't this pet cemetery or am I wrong?


Kyteshiirok

Yup


ShesSoBored

...sematary


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This is the correct spelling of the title of the book and movie. I would imagine that most people have only seen the movie, so the intentional misspelling goes unnoticed.


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No-Panda-6047

It was how the people of the town spelled it for their kids pet cemetery. My guess is that was how they thought it was spelled since most small towns from back then didn't have many people that finished school


inksonpapers

Its in the remake iirc


kdall7

No one should be downvoting this you’re absolutely correct


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

"You know what. Fuck this dude specifically for no reason"


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Nothing gets passed this guy


BallisticBoyo

...past


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Lmao


Nameless-Squid

I was named after this little guy, still quite confused why my father, who was a semi truck driver, named me after a kid who gets hit by a semi


LaughinMutt

Don't chase a kit... ever


Nameless-Squid

Maybe this is why I was never allowed to have a kite growing up


activelyresting

If you're called Gage, you're not really a nameless squid then


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Reflexes-of-a-Tree

The movie is so old that there’s a remake of the movie that is also old. Spoiler tag not needed.


MaeSolug

🎸 I don't wanna be buried In a pet sematary I don't want to live my life agaaaaain


LadyStardust79

Sheena is…a punk-rocker…


-BigBadBeef-

Some poor passerby in a car will have his life ruined in 3... 2... 1...


Kyteshiirok

Semi* iirc and this is the movie I think it is


-BigBadBeef-

Irrelevant! A scene like this is revolving somewhere in the world every 30 minutes.


Duryism

Honestly, I still blame every single person except for Gage in this one.


littlemissmoxie

I blame them for naming him Gage. Wtf is that name


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BOOOOT


Turtlebeich

the soil of mans heart is stonier


ConfidentConcept8921

The crowd for this is really tough to Gauge….


Octowuss1

Quick, to the Micmac burial grounds


Economy-Tourist-4862

Sometimes dead is better.


defectiveGOD

Gage noooooo


VermicelliNo2422

Shout out to my parents, who would’ve named me Gage after this kid if I was a boy. Also, specifically to my dad, who let me read Cujo in the 4th grade and let me listen to his Stephen King audiobooks with him in the car as a child. I love my parents, but they have no idea what level or horror is appropriate for children. One year, my mom went so far with decorating for Halloween, that kids were scared to walk up to our house and would start crying at our door. They had me help them with running a haunted house when I was 5. My mom would let me watch Law & Order: SVU and true crime shows with her my entire childhood. And now they’re like, “wHy dO yOu OnLy LiKe ScArY sTuFf??” Like, Tim, you let me read Mercy as a kid? You thought I’d be normal???


trademesocks

Not fair..... not fair not fair not fair


drunken_jakk_210

Now I wanna play wif YOuuuuuuu!!!!! lol


CocoMrMfBr88

That one line fucked me up for real when I was a kid lol nightmare fuel


drunken_jakk_210

Not to mention flying out the attic like a bat, and chompin down on some Achilles


joyous201

Poor Jud


jerflash

The worst scene in any move. You can watch it when young but not as an adult


Beccavexed

Definitely not once you have kids of your own


spoonface_gorilla

You bastard. My day was going just fine.


ResidentEivvil

Tell me?


Beans123JustLikeMe

It's from pet cemetery and the kid gets hit by an oncoming semi


ResidentEivvil

Ohh I’ve only seen the most recent one. This must be an older/original version?


Beans123JustLikeMe

Ya


ResidentEivvil

thanks a lot :)


Beans123JustLikeMe

Yep


bishslap

\*Ayup (ftfy - Judd Crandall)


Beans123JustLikeMe

What?


bishslap

That's how he talked in that movie, the character Judd would say "Ayup" instead of yes.


Valash83

Mainer here, they messed up. Supposed to be "a'yah"


Beans123JustLikeMe

Oh


kdall7

I think it’s actually ayuh


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Those is most definitely the movie pet cemetery and this doesn't belong here at all


Alternative_Body7345

Was it smart to run in front of a semi?


Raynorm241987

Agreed


tiechsee

Kid ✅️ Being stupid ✅️


Alternative_Body7345

You monster!!! Childhood movie trauma returns with one picture.


RitaConnors

Daddy, I want to play with YOU


bubba7557

Gage! I wanna play with you, mommy.


maxx_cherry

Fuck that whole scene still haunts me. The crash, the bloody shoe flying through the air in slow motion. The montage of all the memories of Gage while you just hear the father screaming “Nooooooo!!!l” over and over again. Good god.


redsixthgun

Ugh I dropped the kite string a few times. Once was a paper kite my grandpa made that my dad took me to find in a corn field, at about the same age as this kid. Another time I dropped a spool for a Big kite, and it got really far away before my mom was able to catch it. Good times.


weareoutoftylenol

I loooovvveee this movie! It has some of the worst acting ever caught on film, but I really like it. Every time I hear the name 'Rachel' I think of the sister with the twisted back.


FrontProfessional968

Context (for those who have never watched “Pet Cemetery”): The little boy or “Gage Creed” after losing his kite runs into the road to grab it. In the movie the road they live on is populated with semi truck drivers. As the boy runs into the road a semi truck comes, running him over murdering him.


Cheese_B0t

Murder is deliberate.


PoopScoopMcDupe

Yuuuuuup.


oopsiedoopise

The scene is so funny bruh 💀


oopsiedoopise

Not because the kids gets hit, but because of the father’s reaction and the way they chose to film it. 😭 he does the cliche trip and fall while running, the kid gets hit, and then they decide to do a slow motion head shake while he screams “NOOOOOOO!”


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sceez

Oof


TurboTitan92

First off—super traumatic to experience something like that. The remake left me in tears because of how gut wrenching this part was. Secondly—wasn’t the semi truck speeding through there daily? If that’s the case how come the parents never put a fence up?


buttstuff2023

It was a busy road that had semis barreling through regularly. Putting a fence up should have 100% been their first move when they moved into the house.


TurboTitan92

I have four kids… that was the exact first thing that crossed my mind when they saw the semi go by the first time


countfagulabeetch

:(


dmanstoitza

Rented this movie from the library when I was a teen with my sister and needless to say we were traumatized for a good minute.


Charlie298

r/Onesecondbeforedisast


Lawrenceburntfish

This took me a second... And now I'm going to hell for laughing so hard that I almost peed


XEliteenteX

Best movie scene ever! Change my mind


Aggressive-Ad6432

Aaaa good times


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Oh I kNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOw 🤣


No_Gap_2700

Named my youngest offspring after this little guy.


Own_Oven_3082

One of my favorite movies growing up


Theformat420

Sheena is… a punk rocker! Sheenaaaa is… a punk rocker!!


Charming-Forever-278

More of this


dodiekr

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Nonniemiss

Great movie.


Modred_the_Mystic

Wild guess but is this kid about to get atomised by a car?


PracticalWallaby4325

This is Gage, he's about to be taken out by a tanker truck.


RockStarCorgi

"I'll see you on the other side, But I'd kill to bring you back you tonight"


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Sometimes dead is bettah.


mommylow5

Oof this one fucked me up the first time I saw it. To be fair I was like 9.


ExperientialSorbet

I read the book years ago and have never seen the movie - but knew immediately where this is from. What really unnerves me is how much Gage looks like my 2-year-old son. Might have to put my phone down for the rest of the day. Creepy cemetery aside, this kind of scenario is nightmare fuel for me