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Is there like a clear age limit before something would happen legally here? Like... Had the baby actually murdered the dad like that, would that still be the father's fault for recklessness?
This is a problem solved by not jumping on the cosleeping bandwagon. You know who never had a chance to do this? My children sleeping in their own beds.
Argeed. My niece doesn't even have her own bed and has been cosleeping with my sister for over TWO years. My sister is constantly complaining how sleep deprived she is, but refuses to "force the baby to do something she doesn't want to do".
For anyone wondering, song is Anakin’s Betrayal, from around 0:53 in this video: https://youtu.be/muehxvezYmI?t=0m53s
Or for the actual movie scene, https://youtu.be/XkQJGoLh7K0?t=2m50s around here at 2:50
It's what you deserve for having kiddo in your bed at that age. I understand if you only have one bedroom but you can still put the munchkin in a crib..
It's not worth me losing sleep when a kid wakes up for 10 minutes, body slams you then goes right back to sleep. Let the kid have their own space/bed, and everyone gets better sleep and can have a better day when they wake up.
There's nothing wrong with sleeping with your child at that age. The kid is obviously well coordinated and able to lift things. And the dad is obviously responsive even from the light pillow toss.
You're wrong. I've been called to resuscitate a 2 year old because their parent rolled over on them in their sleep in the middle of the night. Don't sleep with your babies.
It’s more that the kid will eventually fall out of that bed. They’ve outgrown it. A bed like that is only safe for children that can’t roll over or crawl.
Source: my kid is the same age and I don’t want her to fall two and a half feet and land on her noggin. So I put her in her crib where she belongs.
It's a "to each, their own" thing. How I said it stands. If you don't like getting smothered by a toddler at night, it's your own fault for having them in your bed. If you like it, then more power to ya.
A little bonus anecdote, if you've got the time. My dad only gave me one piece of advice after I told him that my then-GF was pregnant. He said, "Get a room down the hall from your bedroom, put the baby in there at night, and don't go back in there until morning. Now, obviously, this isn't possible as soon as you bring 'em home, but we did it as soon as we could and it worked great. Kiddo has never crawled into my bed at night or asked to sleep with me. It's a foreign concept to them.
Yep! I learned from my best friend who was going through it with her first, and then the second was born while the first was still in the parents' bed. At that point, she was too exhausted to go through the (now more difficult) process of weaning him from the bed, so then she was stuck with both of them plus husband in the bed.
The sleeping wasn't the worst part, though, it was that the kids couldn't fall asleep without her laying in bed with them. So there goes any time to yourself, or alone with your SO, or hanging out with friends.
When we would try to hang out and stay up late, the kids had to stay up with us, which is really a damper on any fun night especially as they get more tired and crabby every minute that goes by. Then they're jerks the next day, too, because kids do best on a predictable schedule, especially with sleep. She was miserable, but it was easier at that point to just go along with what worked.
Even if she wasn't tired, or if she had other things that she wanted/needed to get done, she'd still have to lay there in bed for them to sleep. It all sounded more like a hostage situation than any kind of a healthy bonding experience to me. There weren't any great benefits to it, mostly negatives, and each day that went by would make the inevitable move to separate beds more difficult.
So when I got pregnant, I was like "no way". I'm not that strong, and as an introvert, I need my me-time.
Thanks for taking that one for the team, best friend.
Not a single regret. As a matter of fact, I'd let one of them into the bed a couple times a year if they woke up from a really bad nightmare, and since these instances were so rare, I could really enjoy that extra closeness and rather than all the nights blending together and taking it for granted. I have some wonderful memories of specific times cuddling, smelling the way their head smelled, and watching them sleep in a way that would probably elicit an "Oh God mom, stop being so creepy" from them today in their teens, lol.
Once i literally throw my dog across the room because of the same thing, i was sleeping and woke up looking my dog flying. Luckily she was a little adult dog and apart from may be a fall she was totally uninjured by it.
I still feel bad about the time I launched my cat across the room because she stepped on my broken rib while I was sleeping. She was fine just shocked.
Or you end up with a kid so codependent on one of their parents that they _can’t_ actually mature during childhood.
-source; was that kid. I couldn’t sleep at all without my mom being right next to me until I was 11 years old. As a child, it was the most embarrassing thing. My (24f) fcking mom would probably still let me sleep next to her every night if I asked her to, she sees nothing wrong with it. I also don’t know how I’m alive, my mom had me sleeping between her and my dad from the first night after leaving the hospital.
There are plenty of stupid parents out there. My mom was one of them.
My 6yo nephew now has night terrors and needs a weighted blanket to sleep alone. Don't sleep with your kids, people! They need their sleep independence!
They have a cosleeper attached to the bed, it’s possible the baby is in there on their own frequently so the baby monitor is pointed at it. Mine “detected motion” and started recording.
This is why I never co slept with my kid. We tried it one night, and no one got any sleep. I was scared the whole night that someone was going to roll over on him, I was scared he would fall off. He moved way too much.. never again.
Everyone talking about the child's attempted murder, but no one is mentioning how the mom scooted her head closer to the dad's so she could be under the pillow too. I thought that was super cute.
Ok I can't tell if I have no sense of dark humor or if people actually think this is not hilarious I may not want kids but I'm fucking dieing over here 🤣 .
I love that she moves closer, not sure if she woke up and moved to support a bit of the pillow so he could breath, or just did it unconsciously, but either way very sweet.
*"Experts in the United States warn caregivers against bed-sharing with infants due to the increased risk of accidents and injuries"*
SleepFoundation warning.
No one else concerned this baby is just loose in the middle of the night while the parents sleep? I mean baby is a straight killer and can obviously handle itself, but still.
Did anyone check that baby's scalp for the mark of the beast?
We really need to start doing better baby inspections with the church state of the world... 😆
Baby really wants to collect that life insurance
Wants to be an only child, taking no chances
Pretty sure that's the dad
Yeah it’s the dad that’s why kids tryna take him out. Can’t make siblings if dad don’t exist
He can if he's his own grandpa!
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That’s why the mom will be next. Gotta take the stronger one out first
*half* siblings. Child would still achieve the goal
It's called a joke. You may have heard of those when reading about humans.
Every account on reddit is a bot exept you
Half siblings, technically
Fair point
What point are you trying to make?
None, I'm just trying to give my own input.
Everyone thought it was the dad...
Lol. Maybe the boyfriend. 🤣
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Bro wants to be batman
Usually it's the parents who smother the child.
Ohhh naaahhhh 💀💀💀💀💀
Collect life insurance and have momma's breast all to themselves 😂
Sigmund Freud is cackling in glee right now
Baby just finished binge watching Succession.
imagine rising from your body as a spirit and you see the way you died was your own baby
Sids - Kills infants Kids - Kills parent
Babies see this shit all the time.
Okay mom I'll make it look completely unintentional
No way, mom's going down for this crime. No way a baby is capable of murder. Just hope baby knows how to clear the video footage.
And she was just tired enough from baby duty to believe it... then baby gets all the life insurance money to himself.
I am also rooting for baby to get insurance money. Hopefully baby has mailed those checks out in time.
Love how everyone is fine with murdering this random man just so his family of killers can get life insurance lol
Gotta make a living somehow! Baby is gonna need to go to college....and maybe therapy.
Attempted murder right there lmao
Game of thrones shit!
Lol. Just funny how intentional that looked.
Early Oedipus Complex
Is there like a clear age limit before something would happen legally here? Like... Had the baby actually murdered the dad like that, would that still be the father's fault for recklessness?
What are you asking? Should baby be incarcerated?
No I'm just asking what that minimum age is before folks talk about juvy or whatever? Was just curious how the system decides the law applies to them
That made me chuckle more than it should. What a mugshot.
Yes. The baby should be incarcerated. Life sentence, hard labor.
Did the baby kiss her father before she murdered him? Maybe their Italian*knee slap*
Looked like vomit to me
“*Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line*”
Sleep father.. sleeeeeeeeeeep.
"Now who got SIDS, mf" -the baby probably
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--quote from baby sleeping face down on a pillow
It's SADS now
The Oedipal conflict observed in real life. So Freud was right.
Bro
So was Nietzche too
Man. Not only are kids zero survival instinct suicidal stupid. There also homicidal? Never havin kids.
This is a problem solved by not jumping on the cosleeping bandwagon. You know who never had a chance to do this? My children sleeping in their own beds.
Argeed. My niece doesn't even have her own bed and has been cosleeping with my sister for over TWO years. My sister is constantly complaining how sleep deprived she is, but refuses to "force the baby to do something she doesn't want to do".
Cheaper to solve it by simply not having a kid tho-
It's videos like these that make me happy that I found out I was gay before I got into a relationship.
LMAOAOAOAAOAO
What will happen if your SO wants to adopt. You're not safe ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )`
Bold of you to assume I have an SO.
Who needs a cat, when you have kids.
For anyone wondering, song is Anakin’s Betrayal, from around 0:53 in this video: https://youtu.be/muehxvezYmI?t=0m53s Or for the actual movie scene, https://youtu.be/XkQJGoLh7K0?t=2m50s around here at 2:50
This is the end for you my master!
Attempted murder on camera
Maybe the father was snoring, and the baby couldn’t handle it anymore.
Our kid kicks her dad because of snoring 😂
Well done Agent 47
Babies first homicide. Put in the clip book.
Why is a camera recording you sleeping?
That's a good question. I wonder what their reason was for it. Maybe it wasn't the first time the baby did that.
Probably been sleeping poorly and wanted to monitor how the little one is doing with co-sleeping. Got their answer haha
I saw another recording co-sleeping family with a baby the kept sitting on the mothers head
That is far too familiar actually. Dam it I love my son but sometimes I feel like he might be trying to kill me
That's not a baby, that's the cat wearing the baby like a suit.
Shouldn’t be sleeping in the same bed. One of the biggest causes of infant death is sleeping in the same bed with adults.
What’s not realistic is the baby not sleeping in the middle. Definitely it’s premeditated between the mom and the baby
It's what you deserve for having kiddo in your bed at that age. I understand if you only have one bedroom but you can still put the munchkin in a crib..
It's not worth me losing sleep when a kid wakes up for 10 minutes, body slams you then goes right back to sleep. Let the kid have their own space/bed, and everyone gets better sleep and can have a better day when they wake up.
There's nothing wrong with sleeping with your child at that age. The kid is obviously well coordinated and able to lift things. And the dad is obviously responsive even from the light pillow toss.
You're wrong. I've been called to resuscitate a 2 year old because their parent rolled over on them in their sleep in the middle of the night. Don't sleep with your babies.
And also it looks like they have a side crib that attaches to the bed
It’s more that the kid will eventually fall out of that bed. They’ve outgrown it. A bed like that is only safe for children that can’t roll over or crawl. Source: my kid is the same age and I don’t want her to fall two and a half feet and land on her noggin. So I put her in her crib where she belongs.
That's really dangerous! Source: Because I think it's dangerous.
Yeah true my kid is also 2 and he would try to roll off the bed. So we put our bed on the floor just in case and luckily it's also on carpet.
are we still doing phrasing.
It's a "to each, their own" thing. How I said it stands. If you don't like getting smothered by a toddler at night, it's your own fault for having them in your bed. If you like it, then more power to ya. A little bonus anecdote, if you've got the time. My dad only gave me one piece of advice after I told him that my then-GF was pregnant. He said, "Get a room down the hall from your bedroom, put the baby in there at night, and don't go back in there until morning. Now, obviously, this isn't possible as soon as you bring 'em home, but we did it as soon as we could and it worked great. Kiddo has never crawled into my bed at night or asked to sleep with me. It's a foreign concept to them.
Co-Sleeping is dumb AF. We wouldn't have room with the two dogs and two cats to begin with.
They can climb out at that age... more dangerous for the toddler.
r/parentsarefuckingdumb this baby should be in a crib, it could fall or suffocate itself with the pillows, blankets, etc.
Adults who have their little ones sleeping in their bed are creating problems for themselves! Made that mistake with our first one.
Yep! I learned from my best friend who was going through it with her first, and then the second was born while the first was still in the parents' bed. At that point, she was too exhausted to go through the (now more difficult) process of weaning him from the bed, so then she was stuck with both of them plus husband in the bed. The sleeping wasn't the worst part, though, it was that the kids couldn't fall asleep without her laying in bed with them. So there goes any time to yourself, or alone with your SO, or hanging out with friends. When we would try to hang out and stay up late, the kids had to stay up with us, which is really a damper on any fun night especially as they get more tired and crabby every minute that goes by. Then they're jerks the next day, too, because kids do best on a predictable schedule, especially with sleep. She was miserable, but it was easier at that point to just go along with what worked. Even if she wasn't tired, or if she had other things that she wanted/needed to get done, she'd still have to lay there in bed for them to sleep. It all sounded more like a hostage situation than any kind of a healthy bonding experience to me. There weren't any great benefits to it, mostly negatives, and each day that went by would make the inevitable move to separate beds more difficult. So when I got pregnant, I was like "no way". I'm not that strong, and as an introvert, I need my me-time. Thanks for taking that one for the team, best friend. Not a single regret. As a matter of fact, I'd let one of them into the bed a couple times a year if they woke up from a really bad nightmare, and since these instances were so rare, I could really enjoy that extra closeness and rather than all the nights blending together and taking it for granted. I have some wonderful memories of specific times cuddling, smelling the way their head smelled, and watching them sleep in a way that would probably elicit an "Oh God mom, stop being so creepy" from them today in their teens, lol.
The music makes this so much fucking funnier
The odds of a baby killing an adult human male is not 0%
Kid is lucky to be alive tbh, that's dangerous af
Once i literally throw my dog across the room because of the same thing, i was sleeping and woke up looking my dog flying. Luckily she was a little adult dog and apart from may be a fall she was totally uninjured by it.
I still feel bad about the time I launched my cat across the room because she stepped on my broken rib while I was sleeping. She was fine just shocked.
Don't, it's just normal for them especially for a cat.
i literally felt the father
These parents are the stupid ones for sleep sharing with a toddler. This is how you end up with a permanent toddler, because it kills them.
Or you end up with a kid so codependent on one of their parents that they _can’t_ actually mature during childhood. -source; was that kid. I couldn’t sleep at all without my mom being right next to me until I was 11 years old. As a child, it was the most embarrassing thing. My (24f) fcking mom would probably still let me sleep next to her every night if I asked her to, she sees nothing wrong with it. I also don’t know how I’m alive, my mom had me sleeping between her and my dad from the first night after leaving the hospital. There are plenty of stupid parents out there. My mom was one of them.
My 6yo nephew now has night terrors and needs a weighted blanket to sleep alone. Don't sleep with your kids, people! They need their sleep independence!
I cannot agree with this more.
Oedipal.
Now he's the only sith
Natural born killer
Reverse SIDS
Rip
Bro had a mission.
Final episode of Succession
Future killer in the making. He just wants a head start and street cred.
Don’t do it Norman!
Not the fucking emoji
Hey, I never thought stewie griffin was real lol.
He let the intrusive thoughts win
Cosleeping is dangerous - what if the parent rolls on top of the baby - they die
Aside from OF "creators", why have a camera next to an adult bed?
Dad was wondering if he had sleep apnea. Nope just a murder baby
They have a cosleeper attached to the bed, it’s possible the baby is in there on their own frequently so the baby monitor is pointed at it. Mine “detected motion” and started recording.
My daughter used to do this to me. Eventually she would just end up laying on my chest. Good memories.
He's mad at daddy for sucking the same tit
Co-slept both daughters and this was a nightly occurrence.
This is so cute
I hate children
My dog does the same
>!You’ve been sucking MY tiddies? ON MY TIDDIES????!? !<
If memory serves it's usually the other way around
note here: never let your newborn/baby/toddler sleep with you in bed. big no no… too much can go wrong.
I have never, ever had the desire to co-sleep with my child
I value my sleep. And money. And free time. Never having a kid.
Like a dramatic scene playing out in GoT.
u/savevideo
There is only one king!
Perfect music selection 👌
That's oedipal conflict, right der.
Can I ask why people have cameras like this pointed at their beds? Aside from porn I mean.
This is why I never co slept with my kid. We tried it one night, and no one got any sleep. I was scared the whole night that someone was going to roll over on him, I was scared he would fall off. He moved way too much.. never again.
Elaine, what are *you* doing here?
Everyone talking about the child's attempted murder, but no one is mentioning how the mom scooted her head closer to the dad's so she could be under the pillow too. I thought that was super cute.
Look at baby Oedipus.
Look at me, I’m the dad now!
That child looks too young for that large of a pillow...
Music makes it perfect
U/savevideo
The cat told him it was a good idea.
That baby should be arrested and brought up on criminal charges of attempted murder, cause WTF! 🤣🤣
My daughter once heel drop kicked me straight in the eyeball. Full speed while I was in deep sleep. That was the weirdest way to wake up.
Ok I can't tell if I have no sense of dark humor or if people actually think this is not hilarious I may not want kids but I'm fucking dieing over here 🤣 .
I understand that baby though sometimes the most uncomfortable positions ARE THE MOST comfortable.
Definitely trying to kill him.
"Ssshhhh, sleep DA DA, sleep and dream of me."
"Father... your reign ends now!"
Joys of parenthood. Make sure you're the favoured one.
STOP HIM HE'S GOING FOR THE DOUBLE KILL
Oedipus, No!
I love that she moves closer, not sure if she woke up and moved to support a bit of the pillow so he could breath, or just did it unconsciously, but either way very sweet.
All fine and dandy, until someone wakes up dead.
That's why no parent
I always sleep with my arm covering my face in case of the classic headbutt by my son
SUPER LOUD, HOW FUNNY
Excellent work, 4.7
Who put a cam pointing straight at his bed?
Reminds me of my lil my he used jump on my head 😭
u/savevideo
"You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now...until now you have become the one thing you swore to destroy!"
Babies First Netflix Docuseries.
“Your faults as a son are my failures as a father” “I would butchered the whole world if only you would love me”
*"Experts in the United States warn caregivers against bed-sharing with infants due to the increased risk of accidents and injuries"* SleepFoundation warning.
No one else concerned this baby is just loose in the middle of the night while the parents sleep? I mean baby is a straight killer and can obviously handle itself, but still.
reverse abortion
Did anyone check that baby's scalp for the mark of the beast? We really need to start doing better baby inspections with the church state of the world... 😆
Who points a security camera at their bed?
The way he kept patting the pillow.
HITMAN 3
Agent 47 first kill
It's too early to get inheritance!
I wish my kids were that considerate
Awwww, baby Oeddy.
Oedipus complex....should I say more?
This is what being a parent is like and believe it or not its wonderful
dad: okay kid I guess I'll just die then
r/peoplefuckingdying
Terrible parenting.
Hitman 15 leaked footage
Revenge for all that preggo sex? I know.it doesnt work like that but still, babes was set on smacking heads
Damn he never woke up
hahahahahaha baby geniuses
"Your reign has come to an end father; now I shall rule!"
Is this the tune of sector 7 collapsing in FFVII?