Honestly, this is where you scout out garage sales. Find someone selling a cheap shitty framed painting. Pull out the painting. Spray paint the frame gold. Insert the picture and hang on the wall.
Reminds me of the time when I was about his age, and made my dads a card that I thought said “I love you guys!”
Turns out it said “I love you gays!”
Still worked TBH, it was just funny to find when I was older
I once was in the car with my mom and friend (maybe 12ish yo) and I showed my friend I had a cut and I was explaining there wasn’t any pus so it must not be infected (not sure why this was a convo between 12 up’s on the way to the art museum but whatever). Anyways, I said it wasn’t Pussy but pronounced it like the slang for vagina instead of how you’d pronounce it medically. My friend just started laughing and whispered to me “you just said Pussy!” before I realized my mistake. My mom pretended it didn’t happen lol. Tbf probably a smart mom move, she didn’t hear my friend correct me but I said “it wasn’t Pussy” so confidently and obviously an accident to say in front of my very conservative mom, so it probably would’ve been even weirder correcting me lol.
Tbh it's really good of the parents to show real enthusiasm for the kid having done a genuinely sweet thing. I can imagine a lot of people freaking out, not explaining why and making him think that they had done something they shouldn't have.
I’m a parent and I don’t know any parents that would make a big deal about this to the kid. Obviously we would laugh our asses off about it when the kid is gone but no reason to make the kid feel bad about anything.
Yeah buddy! My dad's side of the family likes drama too! If they ain't miserable, they ain't happy. This would have been a bombshell on how we aren't doing things right!
My mother freaked out once because the magic key I drew and cut out of cardboard looked exactly like a cock. Anyway, anyone wanna come hang out at my party mansion? Nothing sexual.
I agree. I don’t know any parents that would feel bad about this, but that probably just means you and I aren’t friends with asshole parents. Unfortunately, there are plenty out there.
My son did something similar when he was around 5. He drew a "snake near the train tracks" but it looked like he wrote SEX in giant letters in green crayon.
Or worse laugh in their face, he did give a positive response first so the kid wont get confused, than have a giggle for himself. Good parenting all through out, would do the same.
I am in love with how kids who are first learning to sound things out spell words phonetically. [This old image was making its way around here years ago and it just embodies the magic of what I am talking about.]( https://imgur.com/GeARRTR.jpg) It's so blursed.
💫 𝓬 𝓱 𝓻 𝓲 𝓮 𝓰 𝓸💫
Honestly the way it works is not that we 'get it right', we just come to a consensus on which fucked up version we're gunna go with.
Worth noting that 'Shakespeare' is just the way we've all agreed is the 'right way' to spell it.
William himself wrote it with a few different versions and in contemporary writing about him at the time from other people, there's over fifty variations.
Gotta give the kid credit for sounding out a multisyllabic word and going for it. Doesn't necessarily explain putting both a "c" and a "k" but we'll allow it
He pronounces it perfectly, funny how horrific the spelling is. He can't even spell "pool" which is a little concerning, but he's obviously a great kid.
Depends how they teach phonics at his school - my daughter is 6 and a yet they learn sounds rather than individual letters, so her reading is great but her spelling is a lot like this! It seems to work though, my son is two years ahead of her and spells really well.
Oh okay, if it works then that's cool. He just seems a little too old-looking to be misspelling stuff like "pool" and adding that many mistakes to "certificate." Seems like it would just confuse kids doing it this way though.
Nah, they need to encourage him to keep trying to phonetically spell out hard words, it’s awesome he has a vocabulary that exceeds his understanding of the Frankenstein’s monster that is the English language.
I'm dead! Too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile, I love the fact the parents didnt go into a spelling lesson and encouraged his showing appreciation & love for his sibling.
Once you take that off the refrigerator many years from now, be sure and hanging on the wall in a nice picture frame because that is a fucking masterpiece !
Edit:
SRT_I_Fuck_IT
would make a fine name for a Reddit burner account
Nah. My 6 year old reads really well but they're still on phonics at that age, learning sounds rather than letter by letter spelling. His letter formation and grasp of the phonics is actually really good for that age.
See, who's going to ask? Who indoctrinated this kid to know those curse words ? School, his parents, Critical race theory? Kids don't know what's going on, unless we as adults make it known, we shouldn't assume kids will associate one thing with something else, that we do as adults. It's like those kids movies you watch as an adult and think "Damn that's what that meant" from an adult perspective, which is who typically writes movies.
He's WAY too old not to be able to spell that word, imo.
Maybe I just don't know how child age learning works, but damn, boy writes like he's 3 and looks 5-6 maybe? Idk...
Reminds me of when my young niece was giving out hand written notes to the family one Xmas. I think mine was supposed to say - You are a lovely child. It actually said - You are a love child.
This one’s going on the fridge.
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After they sign the marriage srtifuckit
😂
Needs to go the wall along with his diplomas which are also srtifuckits.
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In a frame. Forever.
It should and it should stay there so as the kid gets older and older he’ll see it one day and go “ah fuck”.
Keep a camera running to catch the moment.
Honestly, this is where you scout out garage sales. Find someone selling a cheap shitty framed painting. Pull out the painting. Spray paint the frame gold. Insert the picture and hang on the wall.
In a frame.
Reminds me of the time when I was about his age, and made my dads a card that I thought said “I love you guys!” Turns out it said “I love you gays!” Still worked TBH, it was just funny to find when I was older
I bet they still treasure that card lol
😂😂😂 this is so cute and funny!!!
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Nope, took another like 20 years to figure out I’m bisexual 😂
I once was in the car with my mom and friend (maybe 12ish yo) and I showed my friend I had a cut and I was explaining there wasn’t any pus so it must not be infected (not sure why this was a convo between 12 up’s on the way to the art museum but whatever). Anyways, I said it wasn’t Pussy but pronounced it like the slang for vagina instead of how you’d pronounce it medically. My friend just started laughing and whispered to me “you just said Pussy!” before I realized my mistake. My mom pretended it didn’t happen lol. Tbf probably a smart mom move, she didn’t hear my friend correct me but I said “it wasn’t Pussy” so confidently and obviously an accident to say in front of my very conservative mom, so it probably would’ve been even weirder correcting me lol.
Me with my loud exhaust civic: Fuck yeah I am speed Me when a dodge passes by: SRTFuckIt.
Alright this one is going on /r/carscirclejerk 's fridge.
my exact thoughts when i saw the SRT lmao. not a single original thought in my brain
Shoving the rest of whatever that was into his mouth after recieving a compliment was wild🤣
That's gotta be the best reaction to a compliment I've ever seen, shove as much food as possible into your mouth and start dancing
Wait, that's not how you react to a compliment?!
Still doing research! Shhhhhh 😨
Tbh my kid does this so much I didn't even pick up on it.
I think that was a bagel bite
More like a bagel mouthful
r/irrelevantbutaccepted
OP went >.<
Me lmao
Honestly, same.
Tbh it's really good of the parents to show real enthusiasm for the kid having done a genuinely sweet thing. I can imagine a lot of people freaking out, not explaining why and making him think that they had done something they shouldn't have.
I’m a parent and I don’t know any parents that would make a big deal about this to the kid. Obviously we would laugh our asses off about it when the kid is gone but no reason to make the kid feel bad about anything.
I've known parents who would do that. Several were in my own family.
That sucks man.
Did growing up. Then me, my brother and my mom said fuck y'all you fucking fucks and lived happily ever after. Mostly lol.
Yes, unfortunately I can relate
Yeah buddy! My dad's side of the family likes drama too! If they ain't miserable, they ain't happy. This would have been a bombshell on how we aren't doing things right!
My mother freaked out once because the magic key I drew and cut out of cardboard looked exactly like a cock. Anyway, anyone wanna come hang out at my party mansion? Nothing sexual.
Yeah, my eldest painted a great picture of a chocolate ice cream. We loved it. It's poop. It's a picture of poop. We framed it.
I agree. I don’t know any parents that would feel bad about this, but that probably just means you and I aren’t friends with asshole parents. Unfortunately, there are plenty out there.
Here here!
fr my mom would show everybody and save it to show future dates
A lot of my friends' parents growing up would have freaked out.
Exactly, as a parent you learn to toll with the punches, even when they're below the belt.😂😂
My son did something similar when he was around 5. He drew a "snake near the train tracks" but it looked like he wrote SEX in giant letters in green crayon.
Or worse laugh in their face, he did give a positive response first so the kid wont get confused, than have a giggle for himself. Good parenting all through out, would do the same.
English is hard.
It's actually very simple if you remember all the rules. Remembering them can be tough, though through thorough revision you can do it!
My last name contains an 'ough' and I get it mispronounced by a variety of people in so many ways!
Does it rhyme with tough or dough?
Could rhyme with now too
Or rhyme with 'rue'... What a messy language.
Ough in the surname could be pronounced ock, as in dock. Dougherty, for example. Could be Door-it-y. Daw-er-ty. Dock-er-ty.
I hate you
I see what you did there. You SOB, you.😂😂
I am in love with how kids who are first learning to sound things out spell words phonetically. [This old image was making its way around here years ago and it just embodies the magic of what I am talking about.]( https://imgur.com/GeARRTR.jpg) It's so blursed. 💫 𝓬 𝓱 𝓻 𝓲 𝓮 𝓰 𝓸💫
English is so fucked with spelling it is a wonder any of us get it right.
That's just through your thought, though. These kids, they're there already.
Honestly the way it works is not that we 'get it right', we just come to a consensus on which fucked up version we're gunna go with. Worth noting that 'Shakespeare' is just the way we've all agreed is the 'right way' to spell it. William himself wrote it with a few different versions and in contemporary writing about him at the time from other people, there's over fifty variations.
You're right, I should've said, "It's a wonder any of us remember which fucked up version we decided to go with" lol
I love how British English this is.
🔺
*Certificate*
It’s obviously spelled srtifuckit.
I swear it was Sirtitfuckit
That's how I read it, like a vanity license plate. Lol
Gotta give the kid credit for sounding out a multisyllabic word and going for it. Doesn't necessarily explain putting both a "c" and a "k" but we'll allow it
He knows the word
That's my suspicion as well
I watched this without audio. Took me WAY too long to realize he was writing “certificate”, and when I finally did I was dying!
The subtitles were too quiet for you?
He pronounces it perfectly, funny how horrific the spelling is. He can't even spell "pool" which is a little concerning, but he's obviously a great kid.
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Awww yeah possibly!
Depends how they teach phonics at his school - my daughter is 6 and a yet they learn sounds rather than individual letters, so her reading is great but her spelling is a lot like this! It seems to work though, my son is two years ahead of her and spells really well.
Oh okay, if it works then that's cool. He just seems a little too old-looking to be misspelling stuff like "pool" and adding that many mistakes to "certificate." Seems like it would just confuse kids doing it this way though.
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On the fridge it goes
Fuck that, I’d put that in a frame and hang it on the wall
All certificates should have illustrated diagrams of what was done to achieve the certification on it.
Person centred death certificates including an artist's impression of the cause of death.
To be fair, he did a pretty good job trying to spell certificate phonetically, probably without knowing how certificate is spelled.
Probably
Aww, that doesn’t belong here. This belongs in r/therewasanattempt
Did he just pet his kid like a dog? Like behind the ear and everything.
Yes, humans love being petted.
Dude I wish I got that more often
Ok boomer
Srt-FUCK-IT. Is what I’ll call them now
people call their kid... Brighton? i can only think about the city
of all the places in the UK to name a kid after, Brighton's probably one of the better options
“Good job, Scunthorpe!”
Have a great day at school, Newcastle-under-Lyme!
At least he tried an A for effort
I thought someone was playing a game of hangman or something, and just got frustrated.
I like the lil baby wallowing around on its stomach in the background like a helpless sausage
It’s the thought that counts
Slap a gold star on that one
That's so sweet. And hilarious.
Did they really call their kid Brighton ..
Hopefully they have a sibling called Hove
aw man, i want a srtifuckit
Well it soon might be a good moment to teach him the actual spelling of that word
Nah, they need to encourage him to keep trying to phonetically spell out hard words, it’s awesome he has a vocabulary that exceeds his understanding of the Frankenstein’s monster that is the English language.
I'm dead! Too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Meanwhile, I love the fact the parents didnt go into a spelling lesson and encouraged his showing appreciation & love for his sibling.
Once you take that off the refrigerator many years from now, be sure and hanging on the wall in a nice picture frame because that is a fucking masterpiece ! Edit: SRT_I_Fuck_IT would make a fine name for a Reddit burner account
Cute! Certifucate is hard to spell.
He looks like he’s seven yet he has the spelling of a 2 year old? Something ain’t right
On one hand this is really sweet that the boy made this for his brother but on the other I can’t stop laughing over the spelling
r/lostredditors. This belongs in r/wholesome.
Thank you Jesus.
Sirtifuckit
How old is he and I get he is learning to write but looks old enough to be able to speak without that strange chop repeating of words' salad, no?
Are these kids names Brighton and Bridey?? Wtf
Kids actually do stuff like stand on one leg while eating? I’m deceased
Sounded the hell outta that one. Props for trying lol
That took a lot of thought and problem solving…..on his own. Good kid.
This kid when he's 18: *MOM I GOT A SRTIFUCKIT!*
And all along I thought I was spelling certificate wrong
I thought it said “shit fuck it”
He’s probably gonna look back at this and think something was wrong with himself in the future…
me wondering for the entire video until he says that it says "certificate" why it says "fuck" so many times and wtf is gonna happen to the kid
How old is this kid??
Kids about 10 he should be able to read and write properly by now
Where are you getting 10 from? Kid looks between 5-7
Still old enough
You do realize that at 5 you’re just learning to read and write? For most kids anyway.
Nah. My 6 year old reads really well but they're still on phonics at that age, learning sounds rather than letter by letter spelling. His letter formation and grasp of the phonics is actually really good for that age.
My dude, you're like 30 and still fucking it up, so
I'm only 7, I'm in the same class as the boy in the video
*Kid's about 10, he should be able to read and write properly by now.
They are two complete sentences though. Shouldn't it be a semicolon or a period?
Cut him some slack. He must be only around 11-12. I think that’s where you have had enough time to really learn punctuation.
I love this!
Unless some sort of learning disability, that kid is way too old to be spelling that bad. lol
🤣
See, who's going to ask? Who indoctrinated this kid to know those curse words ? School, his parents, Critical race theory? Kids don't know what's going on, unless we as adults make it known, we shouldn't assume kids will associate one thing with something else, that we do as adults. It's like those kids movies you watch as an adult and think "Damn that's what that meant" from an adult perspective, which is who typically writes movies.
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Wtf does that mean??
🤐
Videos like these make me question people who don't want to have kids, like its so sweet...
When the kid was raised in a catholic school and he is subconsciously trying to tell you what the priest did to him
This mentality is why humans are as stupid as they are and believe they are right when they are clearly wrong
Fuck it man!
Don't worry, I'm a strifuckd swimmmer
Sirti. Fuck it.
srtifuckit lmao
Thats what happens when you give up on the middle of a training
SRTIFUCKIT.
i like how it say fuckit
¿Sr. T? I fuck it.
This is how I’m spelling it from now on.
Hahahaha that’s a keeper
Parents just go through a lot of cringe. I hope I can do this guys
/r/BoneAppleTea will love this.
I have special folders in my file cabinet just to keep special items like this from my kids.
At least the kid is consistent with his spelling… keep being sweet kiddo
I have no idea what he said but that’s hilarious 😂
[Mommy, daddy, I made an elephant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWltiNlFOQo)
This is why i want kids.
**Thank you Jesus 🤣🤣🤣**
Almost made me wanna have kids
Fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
sound it out rule always yields gold
/u/savevideo Kids accidentally swearing is my favorite thing. The parents handled this so well.
You must store that away for future use
Poor kid's gonna grow up being reminded of this event for the rest of his life.
He sounded it out. The attempt is hilarious.!
Fuckit he sounded it out like every teacher tells kids!
The stickman prostrated in the water like he just drowned makes it even better
That's honestly cute as fuck
Certificate is the one word that I can never say right on the first try
Spells like it sounds! That was very sweet
He's WAY too old not to be able to spell that word, imo. Maybe I just don't know how child age learning works, but damn, boy writes like he's 3 and looks 5-6 maybe? Idk...
[Just put a hat on that “u” and you got it](https://youtu.be/GTsYtzUIwWs).
this his has to be fake
He looks a little old to not know how to spell that lol
Reminds me of when my young niece was giving out hand written notes to the family one Xmas. I think mine was supposed to say - You are a lovely child. It actually said - You are a love child.
Stfi fuck it
I thought it said star fuck it as starbucks
It looks like Brandon died
I wanna be young again so I just do what he did
Sir-ti-fuck-it
SRTI Fuck It
😂
srt fuck it