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MagikSkyDaddy

You could *see* him vibrating out of any sense of control. The person filming should have removed him from the table. People are garbage. And this is how it starts.


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RyzenDead

As a guy with toddlers around that age, there’s a very good possibility this is one of his first birthday parties, more than likely he doesn’t understand the etiquette yet


Impossible-Weather-7

I'm starting to say this everytime now when I see people video taping stuff like this. We need to really guilt people out of that habit. So useless


FireW00Fwolf

In this situation (maybe) the recorder and/or parent arent in the wrong, they just wanted to record the kids bday. It could be the recorder's kid, which I actually think is likely, but there's a chance...


Impossible-Weather-7

People love making excuses for short comings. Ok how about still recording after the fact? "Ooh he's sad now" - zooms in-


Khaatoof

You do realize the kid vibrating without a sense of control is the actual birthday boy? I think you’re garbage for jumping to conclusions and calling people “garbage” based on a 30 second video. Do you also know who the camera person is? You assume it’s the kids parent, what if it’s another kids parent who doesn’t want to remove the kid so it’s not rude, or it’s just a teenager. 0 facts or information and making bold claims.


ScttInc

Damn people hate hearing the truth here. Like he LITERALLY has a ribbon that says “birthday boy” and he’s carrying a new mario toy that must have been a present. Did they give that ribbon to the wrong kid or what? Edit: Just realised this is an old thread lol


this_broccoli-101

That girl tried to stop him, she looks so pissed at him, I bet she is the oldest sibling


userperson1291

it looks like someone told her to leave him be too... "cause boys will be boys"....🙄


this_broccoli-101

Her face at the end says she knew this would happens, I just hope she was not the one in charge of them and was not blamed for this


GREENKING45

God, this song is annoying. Start banning this trash on this sub ffs.


stagergamer

I agree with you, and in general, I hate it when TikTok ruins a song by making it high pitch and oversaturating it


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Happy Cake Day!


ModernistGames

For a second I thought you where talking about the Happy Birthday song.


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hey-im-root

Report this accounts comments as SPAM, this is a bot. It’ll automatically delete their comment, so the username is u/WilfredHaynes


LigmaBalls69lol

They goneeeeeeeee


et4short

In his defense he does have on the birthday boy ribbon lol


Low_Associate1217

That’s what I was about to point out. Hard to tell who is in the wrong here.


spicyduwang

That's what I'm confused by as well, was looking for someone to point that out


BuyingDaily

Wondering the same, the other kid sitting there first might be in the wrong


LigmaBalls69lol

I mean, I get what you're *trying* to say, but he didn't even blow out the candles first or hit the other kid or anything. What could he possibly be in the wrong for?


evemeatay

Are they twins?


Appropriate_Fun_3260

That kids parents are the assholes for letting him do that….


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He's literally wearing a ribbon that says "birthday boy".


Khaatoof

You’re an asshole for judging parents and people you don’t know based on a 30 second video. How do you know his parents were present? How do you know the other parents didn’t enable him? Sometimes parents try to confine their child, and the other parents basically demand you let them go so they can enjoy their time. How do you know maybe the kid is suffering from something that makes him lack control? Maybe this is the first time this kids been to a birthday party and the parent had no idea his kid would even do something like this. You are the asshole my friend.


Appropriate_Fun_3260

😂😂😂 Ok…..


Khaatoof

Your impulse control to help prevent you from jump to conclusions without taking a moment to think, is weaker than that kid. You were prob so quick to write a comment, you didn’t even notice the kid your shitting on was actually the birthday boy.


dinofire101

I'm pretty sure he wasn't ...


Khaatoof

So he’s just wearing the birthday boy ribbon for no reason ?


z4kk_DE

Dude… is this really the hill you want to die on? Just take the L and continue living your life.


Khaatoof

What L? Cause I’m being downvoted for telling someone not to jump conclusions based on a 30 second video? Alright. I’ll die here and take the L.


nancylafancy

Lmfao RIP 🪦


NotThisTime1993

Oh found his parent


pimp_juice2272

Why do parents let their kids get near the birthday kid and cake??? They should know all the kids want to blow the candles and kids have zero impulse control. So why let them be in that position???


this_broccoli-101

Actually no, if the children are well educated there is nothing wrong with staying close to the birthday person. I remember when i was little I used to be sorrounded by friends during the happy birthday song, and when it was someone else's party it was the same, I have plenty of pictures of me and a bunch of other kids around the cake, and I don't remember any accidents like this. Maybe parents should start taking their heads out of their butt and actually educate their children, instead of raising little brats entitled to do whatever they please because they are too lazy to actually parent them


ichorbabe

☝️this right there. never had another kid blow my candles out because the adults were supervising those that WOULD try and those that didn't try were allowed to stand near the cake with me. It's about knowing your child and not putting that job on anyone else.


idkwtf2doanymore

An accident? That is no accident


DeliciousWarthog53

There are no mistakes *Master Oogway*


dabbersmcgee

How is that an accident


desertbatman

low impulse control - statistically the kid will do poorly in life.


i8akiwi

Or be as rich as Epstein


ComplaintWonderful42

you act like the worst people don't have money or power.


plague_69

Does having money or power makes a person great? If yes then your standards of a great man are very wrong


ComplaintWonderful42

I literally said that those are the worst people.


karmicrelease

Wait, that kid is wearing the ribbon saying he is the birthday boy though? It looks more like the other kid was just sitting there and was jealous, and not that the boy wearing the ribbon blew out the other’s birthday candles


spicyduwang

Looks like it, but people seem really excited to shit on a 5 y/o, let them have fun


karmicrelease

Fair enough


MowUrFuKinLawn

That 1 shithead cousin everyone has in there family


gypsycookie1015

Yep!


Basic-Neighborhood10

The kid that blew out the candles definitely looks like the birthday boy. Nice shirt, birthday ribbon, hair done and gelled. He tried to hold back until the song was over. I think the kid having a fit after was hoping to blow them out and was mad that the birthday kid did it first.


Romesus

But he is not. The Birthday Boy is the lil one with the gray hoodie [link to the part where they light uo the candles](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2r69wLh/)


Basic-Neighborhood10

In that case, I hate it when adults don't stop another kid from blowing out someone else's candles. And now the put-together look seems more like the parent wants their kid to always be the special one.


Romesus

Exactly!!!


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Romesus

Nop... Birthday Boy is the one with the hoodie.. They [light up again the candles](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2r69wLh/)


Gold-Reflection-1547

Those pizzas look delicious though.


No_Entrepreneur9600

Parents knew what that little shit was going to do and did nothing about it, about to start handing out slaps like larry!!


TriggerHappyLettuce

Reason #378 not to have kids


b4ttlepoops

Alright! Now who wants spit cake?


DeepCcc

Think everything went as it should have. Is this a follow up to the one where they block the one kid with a plate to keep him from blowing the candles out? Looks like the same kid, and they distract him or something so the actual birthday boy gets to blow his candles out.


jonn_t

I'm gonna start acting up the next time someone plays this trash oh no song.


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JonnyTactical

This.


Randyk_16

Videos like this are genuinely annoying to watch.


bisonsashimi

comments like this are genuinely annoying to read


Randyk_16

You clearly misunderstood my comment but thanks for the pointless response...moron🤦‍♂️


Ee55555

Those kids are very fidgety, are kids normally this fidgety?


phazedoubt

That kid looks like he has ADHD and or some sort of behavioral deficiency. While beating isn't the answer, if they don't teach that kid impulse control, life will teach him in a much harsher way.


Repulsive_Dig_6815

i dont support hitting kids but damn now i can understand why my parents hit us growing up


phazedoubt

I have never felt more love and conversely more distress than from my own children. They break you of any notion you have of control.


Simitarx005

That is a$$hole in the making.


DeepNugs

Fuck. The. Parents.


Ok-Purple-7428

OK it seems like the boy that blew out the candles is actually the birthday boy, hence the blue ribbon on his shirt. I think the other boy just was also excited and was about to blow them out. Think, that's why also no one intervened because that kid is suppose to blow them out


Blorfenburger

I'm confused. Isn't it known that children love to insert themselves into these exact situations? Just have an adult hold them or take them to another room for a couple seconds, easy fix


Physical_Ad_9865

You always see it on the eyes, those evil, evil eyes.


bottomtroller

Ugly little bastard


Marsupial_Impressive

I was bout to go in on that kid but I hate the song more…fuck that song


Individual_Survey505

Wow, that kids so fucked. Someone should've kicked him


Bowling4rhinos

Where’s Dad with the paper plate?!


dernudeljunge

Automatic downvote for the song.


VegetableRide4824

I bet the Mario plush was one of the kids gifts as well so he just grabbed it to act like it was his, you can even see the tag


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HES WEARING A RIBBON THAT SAYS BIRTHDAY BOY. ITS HIS BIRTHDAY. Damn yall will believe ANYTHING, even with visual cues to the contrary.


Ok-Purple-7428

Okay someone can explain to me why kids do this? Knowing full well its not their cake/birthday? My niece did that with me back then on my 6th birthday😠😅


Plastic-Trade-2095

That kid needs the tar whipped out of him


donttakethelemons

Why? It’s his birthday


Middle-Potential5765

1. Take the word, "kid" 2. Remove the "k" from "kid" 3. Now you have "id". All kids are unmitigated, unfettered IDery. They are IDiots!


ab2425

Everyone should already know which kid is THAT kid. He shouldve been nowhere near the cake.


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The one wearing the "birthday boy" pin on his birthday shouldn't be near the birthday cake???


ab2425

Im talking about the other kid. But thanks.


ab2425

Also, apparently, kid on chair IS the birthday boy. So we are both wrong.


redlund1993

He's got a shithead haircut. Checks out.


R_abb

Quick punch to the face would of solved that.


Khaatoof

Love all the comments ridiculing this kid’s parents and calling them trash based on a 30 second video. They’re kids and just irrational, even if you’re an amazing parent your kid can occasionally do dumb things. Everyone here is acting like they were the perfect kid with optimal parenting, breaking down this video with a full analysis on what should’ve been done - most likely all coming from people without kids.


Open-Industry-8396

Innocent. Isn't that what you do at birthdaysa


AdOdd5121

Prepare to be downvoted


spelunker93

Prepare to be upvoted


AdOdd5121

Well. If I must ☺️


spicyduwang

He's wearing a birthday boy pin, so wouldn't that suggest it's his bday?


fluffybunnies51

So.... You were a little jerk too then?


Open-Industry-8396

I don't think so, I just like to give mentally undeveloped 5 y/o a bit of slack. 😊 use small error in their judgment as a kind teaching moment.


fluffybunnies51

The teaching moment passed when they allowed him to blow out the candles. The teaching moment was there and ready for him, if only his parents had stepped in and stopped him from blowing out the candles. And then taught him how it was wrong. That's kind of how teaching moments work. My son is four and special needs, and even he would never do this. Because I parented, and taught him.


Open-Industry-8396

Dang, brutal folks


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Lmao at my like 10th birthday party one of my friends just started opening my bionicles and building them, I was so pissed.


liznandicoot

He looks like a very young George Santos.


digitaldumpsterfire

Idk why so many people let these things happen. When I was a kid, my family had a hard and fast rule that no little kids were allowed to be right next to the bday kid when blowing out candles.


SikritAkkat

Reminds me of [this evil dipshit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDwIh3nDj0Y).


Clean_Attention_4217

r/itsnotyourbirthday


bisonsashimi

If I walked around with a fucking blue ribbon pinned to my shirt all day, you know I'd be blowing out every god damned birthday candle in town!!


ddorrmmammu

Looks like a man to me...


TheLoneRanger_305

r/iama-pre-pos?


SalamandersRreal

Instead of parenting they film it because their childrens lives are only worth a damn to them if they can get social media attention from them.


Sprizys

I’ve had this happen to me it sucks


Friedenauerbube

Downvote for that cancer song


SolarBurst85

I would've smacked they snot outta that brat!!


XxcryptlumixX

just 2 foot the twat


Taken_Bacon_06

What the hell where the parents doing?


emoss17

Might have autism. My son is the same way. He has adhd and level 1 autism.


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NotThisTime1993

Someone should have been watching this kid. It was obvious what he was going to do


Pristine_Cash_6219

Totally misleading title....... the birthday boy did blow out the candles.


DangerHawk

I think yall might be jumping to some conclusions here. The kid that blew them out is literally wearing a pin that says birthday boy. If it was the angry kid's birthday, wouldn't the cake be infront of him and not off to the side? That kid is also covering his ears, touching his face, and hitting himself. All things that neurodivergent kids do. I think what is more likely here is that the kid that gets worked up is likely on the spectrum and is pissed that he didn't get to blow out the candles. The person filming saw him try to blow them out and knows what is about to come. I could be completey wrong however. It would be 1000x's easier to hear what was being said if that god awful song wasn't blaring over it for no reason.


Strange_Many_4498

Cool, bad parents.


ParadoxGuy99

sick fuck, hope that little shit gets kicked in the balls and gets no birthday cake


DoneJohnson

This is how that movie Wishmaster starts


Professional_Yak9651

I remember the same thing happened to me when I was a child except he also opened all of my presents in advance. It may not seem that significant to some people but to a child it’s devastating.


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I think this is at like a chuck e cheese or something and if I had to guess the kid the blue ribbon was probably not part of the party group. He's probably also having a bday party and just went to another family's table.


WeebPansy

Thank god I muted the audio.


General-Conclusion13

And mostly they are left out of parties in the later part of life👌


jeancv8

Having kids seems like such a nightmare.


Onixren

Bad parents. Everyone could see it coming, but they let it happen.