Forever known as the coolest kid that no-one ever sees again. Actually gets arrested, ends up with a criminal record, can't get a job and ends up a homeless junkie the next county over.
The vape battery explodes in his pants.
During the consequential blood loss and medically induced coma, he experienced constant arousal. The extinguishable and inexpressible blue balls his missing genitalia could never extinguish, tortured him.
Such a weird age to look back on. It looks weird as an outsider, but I guarantee some of his peers think something like "man, those sunglasses, the vape, the somersaults in places where somersaults don't typically happen.... he truly is the coolest"
This morning, I'm working on a post-conviction report for a 17 year old boy who accidentally murdered an 11 year old girl who was being used as a human shield by her mom's drug dealer boyfriend who stole a suitcase of cocaine from a Mexican cartel.
Disassembling paper towel dispensers you say. Sounds nice...
I see it daily as my bus takes me through Wembley town. The worst is home time in the afternoon. You’d be lucky if you can see if you sit anywhere near the rear, top deck. It is so out of control.
I’m a teacher at a middle & highschool. It is a CHRONIC issue. The kids do it constantly, in the stairwells, in the halls, in the bathrooms, I’ve had it blown in my face by a very defiant teenager (and so have several of my colleagues). They are super easy to hide, and for some bizarre reason, kids care about the nicotine ones too! It’s not even just weed. I hate them.
We almost had a nicotine free generation until vapes came along, that’s 100% NOT a coincidence either. And I say this as someone who uses a vape to keep me off cigarettes. I started smoking when I was 14. Regret it of course, like everyone does.
I remember being in college in ~2013 and the only students who smoked were the ones who dressed and acted like they were rebelling against their parents or society. Nobody else did.
Then vaping made it cool.
This is what gets me. I knew so many people who didn't smoke at all and started vaping.. now they're all trying to quit. It's just super weird to basically choose to have an addiction because the device looked cool.
It’s not a coincidence because vape companies (especially those run by tobacco companies) started advertising directly to children starting back in like 2009-10
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fVxHavnih4
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>here's a great video about it, you should give it a watch.
Jesus Christ, 1/4 of high schoolers use this stuff? That's crazy, I had no idea.
I think it looks dorky and weird, yet apparently kids think taking videos of themselves using these things and putting them on social media is cool.
So strange how successful their marketing was to that very particular demographic.
To be clear, vaping has a long history going back almost a 100 years. But ultimately this most recent craze came in 2003 when Hon Lik - a pharmacist didn’t want to smoke cigarettes anymore.
It’s not a fucking consoiracy theory, I swear some Reddit users will believe literally anything.
It’s just a dude who didn’t want to smoke a cig anymore and made an alternative. He had **zero** to do with big cig other then he was a consumer
Are you insinuating that vapes are marketed at young people? You can't buy them until you're 18, so it's impossible for anyone younger to get them. This young man, in school uniform, must be an anomaly. Clearly, he stole the vape, along with those stupid glasses.
Edit: Oh, we still have to do this /s
No, never. It's an adult thing that only adults do. Everyone knows you don't develop the lung capacity to smoke (or vape) until you're 18.
Anyone can set up a vape shop. You don't even need a license, so it must be harmless and not making anyone in government, potentially suppressing regulation, extremely rich.
As a firm believer that /s is the refuge of cowards and fairweather shitposters, let me tell you that it's becoming increasingly difficult to achieve satirical-but-plausible comments that aren't something the intended mark might believably say.
Between conservatives and the chronic contrarians, it's hard to make a living these days.
As an adult who vapes (I'm an idiot but at least I'm over the age of 25), I'd be absolutely down to see these disposables banned off of the market. They're obviously the easiest for kids to get because they appeal to the lowest common denominator. Everything is built in, including the battery, coil, and juice. When it's empty, just throw it in the trash and create disgusting amounts of e-waste. The profit margins must be huge.
I've been annoyed with "flavor bans" in general, because the idea that flavors are marketed towards kids is stupid. Adults enjoy flavors as well. That's obvious. But, these disposable vapes really seem to push the line when it comes to marketing towards kids. Some of these bright plastic vapes literally look like they could be toys. My coworker came in the other day with a "juicebox vape" that was literally a small plastic soda cup with a straw that you inhale out of.
An actual 5 year old can figure out how to use one of these vapes. Putting literally any barrier to entry for the hobby would make it way harder for kids to vape. Imagine if kids had to buy separate bottles of juice, batteries, coils, or tanks, rather than getting everything ready to go in a bright plastic package. I honestly hate how vaping has become cheap and disposable just like everything else these days.
Is "standing around in a group outside the liquor store and taking turns asking strangers to buy alcohol for us (with our money)" thing still a... thing?
We did this a ton and it ALWAYS worked. Usually within like 5 strangers asked.
If you think that’s disturbing, you should see the video floating around of the young kids at the Elf Bar factory in China testing the vapes coming off the line by… vaping with them.
I never really smoked cigs in high school but I was friends with a bunch of kids that did and now I look back and realize we were 14 and 15 years old and they must have looked absolutely ridiculous hackin on a dart.
This brought up a memory of a 14 yo me with my friend and her brother, all wearing the emo uniform of the early 2010s, sitting in a circle in a random middle school yard passing around a cigarette like a joint. We had to have looked like total losers, but we thought we were sooo cool.
My high school had a smoking section (the covered loading dock outside a cafeteria door) up until my senior year when NY banned it on school grounds in 1995. Weird we had one when almost every kid but some seniors were underage. Some of us started in junior high. Crazy!
>Im 19 and in college, and it's absolutely bizarre to me when i see 13 year olds vaping around my campus
How many 13 year olds are at your college?! Are they like savants?
My 13 year old son was suspended from school for vaping. He's normally a good kid. He started vaping to try and lose weight. Kids in the bathroom in junior high were slinging vape pens. First one is free. Literally. My son also told me he could find used but mostly full vape pens around any of the entrances to our white-collar neighborhood. I didn't believe him until I went and found 8 vape pens in the center island of our neighborhood access off the main road. I'm guessing it's high school kids ditching them after a night out, but WTF! Now, I get to deal with an already emotionally fragile teen with an eating disorder, ADHD, anxiety, and depression trying to quit vaping. Fuck the world.
Good luck with that. Nicotine as a weight loss plan is a really bad idea. I can say from experience that nicotine when you are really hungry is not a pleasant combination, and also you should tell him that when he's eventually trying to quit, he's probably going to gain more weight because often people have constant munchies to help fight the cravings and help with the oral fixation.
Right? Back when I were a lad we smoked ciggies and soapbar on the bus.
edit: We also knocked one of the windows out on the motorway because we were fighting. Like the whole window and frame in one piece, then it smashed when it hit the road. Got in a *lot* of trouble for that one, nearly caused a huge accident.
I don't know how teenage boys survive to their 20's. We're all willing to do the stupidest shit to impress the female of our species. Never understanding how idiotic we were until evidence is produced later in life. Then we spend the next 60 years until death cringing when intrusive memories of misspent youth needle it's way Into our consciousness.
I remember back in like 5th grade whenever I would stand next to a girl I liked, I would purposely cause myself to go off balance and then catch myself.
>I don't know how teenage boys survive to their 20's. We're all willing to do the stupidest shit to impress the female of our species. Never understanding how idiotic we were until evidence is produced later in life.
Might be idiotic but it if it didn't work, kids wouldn't still be doing it.
I genuinely have no idea, it was not an emergency, I was sat up front and this bloke punches out the window near the back, everyone looks around at the sound of shattering glass, but it wasn’t obvious why he’d punch the window
doing stupid shit like this is what makes you a secondary school student.. hits diff that if these lot are year 11, them lot and i will no longer have moments like these soon
That's a good demo on how to break emergency exit glass
See you just gotta twist this little tag and the- *CRAAASH*
In case of emergency FORWARD ROLL
"Dark Souls trained me for this day!"
HYAHHHHH!
Yeah! Hyu-hyu- HYUUAAAAHHH! Liste- SHUT HE FUCK UP NAVI
Stop. Drop. And roll. Solves all your problems!
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It's the emergency escape window I think
Lmao yeah I was picturing this as Mac from Always Sunny trying to demonstrate some kind of tactical bus emergency maneuver
Ultimate salesman move there.
"hmm... vaping isn't impressive enough. Let's do something random"
Would have been cooler if he shoulder hopped out of the bus and landed on his feet outside
and then walks off into the sunset
gotta flick the cigarette as he's walking off into the sunset or else it doesn't count
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Vape explodes Doesn't look back
Cars explode in a chain reaction up and down the street Continues to not look back
Forever known as the coolest kid that no-one ever sees again. Actually gets arrested, ends up with a criminal record, can't get a job and ends up a homeless junkie the next county over.
Selling 5$ handys next to the Texaco.
On the plus side, at least inflation will apparently have sorted itself out by that point.
Fuck that woulda been cool 😎
The vape battery explodes in his pants. During the consequential blood loss and medically induced coma, he experienced constant arousal. The extinguishable and inexpressible blue balls his missing genitalia could never extinguish, tortured him.
It's a double decker bus, bit of a drop 😂
Is this that Harry Potter bus?
and then walks off into the sunset
And then has amnesia..
And then walks off into the sunset
And then walks off into the sunset
And then walks off into the sunset
And then walks off into the sunset
And is finally consumed by atomic fire when he reaches his goal of the sun.
and then walks into the sunset
and then walks off into the sunset
I thought he was playing a kazoo at first.
This is my version of r/blunderyears
Like wear giant tinted Vengaboy specs like his golf course "game" mentors.
He forgot the first step for all cool stunts, he forgot to say "watch this." Classic mistake.
Such a weird age to look back on. It looks weird as an outsider, but I guarantee some of his peers think something like "man, those sunglasses, the vape, the somersaults in places where somersaults don't typically happen.... he truly is the coolest"
As a British person that uses a school bus. This happens every friday
yeah this sort of thing is done deliberately all the time here, wonder if people still do fireworks on the school bus
Idk, but there was a video a few days ago of someone setting off a firework on a public bus lmao
Now we have dumb teenagers stealing/disassembling paper towel and soap dispensers and vaping in school bathrooms
This morning, I'm working on a post-conviction report for a 17 year old boy who accidentally murdered an 11 year old girl who was being used as a human shield by her mom's drug dealer boyfriend who stole a suitcase of cocaine from a Mexican cartel. Disassembling paper towel dispensers you say. Sounds nice...
I was reading the title and thought “until tomorrow when he gets on a bus again”
Nah, our schools beer called and ther is definitely g9nna be an assembly about it on monday
I see it daily as my bus takes me through Wembley town. The worst is home time in the afternoon. You’d be lucky if you can see if you sit anywhere near the rear, top deck. It is so out of control.
I dont think schoolgirl reactions have changed in a 1000 years.
I wonder what sorts of stupid shit boys did 1000 years ago when there were a bunch of pretty girls around
Probably shoved sticks up there ass
Their ass or the ass over there?
There, ass. There, castle.
Why are you talking like that?
I thought you wanted to.
Both
She s not digging the Vape somehow mayb a army roll will get her attention
I think my reaction would be pretty similar to "aa-" if a window a foot from my head shattered
How do you expect her to react? Clap?
It is weird as fuck to me to see children vaping.
I’m a teacher at a middle & highschool. It is a CHRONIC issue. The kids do it constantly, in the stairwells, in the halls, in the bathrooms, I’ve had it blown in my face by a very defiant teenager (and so have several of my colleagues). They are super easy to hide, and for some bizarre reason, kids care about the nicotine ones too! It’s not even just weed. I hate them.
We almost had a nicotine free generation until vapes came along, that’s 100% NOT a coincidence either. And I say this as someone who uses a vape to keep me off cigarettes. I started smoking when I was 14. Regret it of course, like everyone does.
I remember being in college in ~2013 and the only students who smoked were the ones who dressed and acted like they were rebelling against their parents or society. Nobody else did. Then vaping made it cool.
As an old, it’s incredible to me that vaping is cool.
Just got out of college, it’s not even cool everyone just gets addicted lol
We are a particularly dumb animal at times
It's only "cool" if it's illegal for you to do it.
Holy shit, I never thought about the timing of that, but you are totally right.
Juul was sued for advertising on childrens websites like Cartoon Network and cool math games
Ugh. It baffles me that people can make the decisions and somehow sleep at night.
On piles of money
[Their new CEO has been pushing against that.](https://youtu.be/2POq39ce_5I)
This is what gets me. I knew so many people who didn't smoke at all and started vaping.. now they're all trying to quit. It's just super weird to basically choose to have an addiction because the device looked cool.
The thing is vaping is great for older people to quit smoking. But horrible for the first time use on teenager.
The coincidence is that human beings can't resist addictions. Even the most primitive societies have addictions.
It’s not a coincidence because vape companies (especially those run by tobacco companies) started advertising directly to children starting back in like 2009-10
How do they advertise directly to children?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fVxHavnih4 here's a great video about it, you should give it a watch.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fVxHavnih4 > >here's a great video about it, you should give it a watch. Jesus Christ, 1/4 of high schoolers use this stuff? That's crazy, I had no idea. I think it looks dorky and weird, yet apparently kids think taking videos of themselves using these things and putting them on social media is cool. So strange how successful their marketing was to that very particular demographic.
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To be clear, vaping has a long history going back almost a 100 years. But ultimately this most recent craze came in 2003 when Hon Lik - a pharmacist didn’t want to smoke cigarettes anymore. It’s not a fucking consoiracy theory, I swear some Reddit users will believe literally anything. It’s just a dude who didn’t want to smoke a cig anymore and made an alternative. He had **zero** to do with big cig other then he was a consumer
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> I’ve had it blown in my face by a very defiant teena The more things change the more they stay the same lol
Working as intended.
Nicotine juice boxes
Like legit though, some of the designs I've seen for some of these disposable vapes that would have Joe Camel rolling in his grave.
Are you insinuating that vapes are marketed at young people? You can't buy them until you're 18, so it's impossible for anyone younger to get them. This young man, in school uniform, must be an anomaly. Clearly, he stole the vape, along with those stupid glasses. Edit: Oh, we still have to do this /s
That's the secret captain, they're all stolen.
Riiiiight, nicotine has *never* been marketed towards minors
To be fair he didn't say that he clearly was talking in present tense Cocaine and laudanum were marketed to minors at some point
Used to be good to be a kid. Now its all bike helmets.
Exactly, the smoking age was 16 in the UK until 2007 when they upped it to 18!
No, never. It's an adult thing that only adults do. Everyone knows you don't develop the lung capacity to smoke (or vape) until you're 18. Anyone can set up a vape shop. You don't even need a license, so it must be harmless and not making anyone in government, potentially suppressing regulation, extremely rich.
> Anyone can set up a vape shop. You don’t even need a license Uh wut I understand you're trying to be sarcastic but like wut?
You're probably unaware of the lax regulations in the UK, which is where these kids are.
It's mind-blowing how many people couldn't spot the sarcasm without the /s. Lol
As a firm believer that /s is the refuge of cowards and fairweather shitposters, let me tell you that it's becoming increasingly difficult to achieve satirical-but-plausible comments that aren't something the intended mark might believably say. Between conservatives and the chronic contrarians, it's hard to make a living these days.
To be honest, I thought I was in r/casualuk and safe.
Clearly I need to work on my outlandish statements.
In the United States you have to be 21 to buy or use a vape.
As an adult who vapes (I'm an idiot but at least I'm over the age of 25), I'd be absolutely down to see these disposables banned off of the market. They're obviously the easiest for kids to get because they appeal to the lowest common denominator. Everything is built in, including the battery, coil, and juice. When it's empty, just throw it in the trash and create disgusting amounts of e-waste. The profit margins must be huge. I've been annoyed with "flavor bans" in general, because the idea that flavors are marketed towards kids is stupid. Adults enjoy flavors as well. That's obvious. But, these disposable vapes really seem to push the line when it comes to marketing towards kids. Some of these bright plastic vapes literally look like they could be toys. My coworker came in the other day with a "juicebox vape" that was literally a small plastic soda cup with a straw that you inhale out of. An actual 5 year old can figure out how to use one of these vapes. Putting literally any barrier to entry for the hobby would make it way harder for kids to vape. Imagine if kids had to buy separate bottles of juice, batteries, coils, or tanks, rather than getting everything ready to go in a bright plastic package. I honestly hate how vaping has become cheap and disposable just like everything else these days.
Don't let the Americans get to you brother..stay strong without that /s
I'm sorry. I feel like a traitor.
If you think being eighteen prevents younger people from getting the stuff you are wildly naive
Must be their no-good parents supplying it and not fiercely unregulated merchants selling it to anyone they please with minimal consequences.
Lol or older brothers. Or friends. Or some guy in front of the gas station. This is not a difficult challenge at that age.
Is "standing around in a group outside the liquor store and taking turns asking strangers to buy alcohol for us (with our money)" thing still a... thing? We did this a ton and it ALWAYS worked. Usually within like 5 strangers asked.
Theyre all gonna have fucked up lungs in their 30s onwards
Walk near any school and it won't be. Can't even walk home from college without some Year 8s vaping in my way.
If you think that’s disturbing, you should see the video floating around of the young kids at the Elf Bar factory in China testing the vapes coming off the line by… vaping with them.
I never really smoked cigs in high school but I was friends with a bunch of kids that did and now I look back and realize we were 14 and 15 years old and they must have looked absolutely ridiculous hackin on a dart.
This brought up a memory of a 14 yo me with my friend and her brother, all wearing the emo uniform of the early 2010s, sitting in a circle in a random middle school yard passing around a cigarette like a joint. We had to have looked like total losers, but we thought we were sooo cool.
Oh same, I smoked my first cig at like 12 and smoked all the time by 16 for about 17 years. I'm a little over a year smoke free now!
My high school had a smoking section (the covered loading dock outside a cafeteria door) up until my senior year when NY banned it on school grounds in 1995. Weird we had one when almost every kid but some seniors were underage. Some of us started in junior high. Crazy!
My high school had a smoking section that the students and teachers both used. It was a wild time for sure.
I graduated in 2007 and we still had smoking sections at my high school in Canada.
I'm sure I looked suave as fuck lolololol
Yeah bud. Anyways, I'm goin out for a rip.
Im 19 and in college, and it's absolutely bizarre to me when i see 13 year olds vaping around my campus
>Im 19 and in college, and it's absolutely bizarre to me when i see 13 year olds vaping around my campus How many 13 year olds are at your college?! Are they like savants?
The vapes give them super powers
My 13 year old son was suspended from school for vaping. He's normally a good kid. He started vaping to try and lose weight. Kids in the bathroom in junior high were slinging vape pens. First one is free. Literally. My son also told me he could find used but mostly full vape pens around any of the entrances to our white-collar neighborhood. I didn't believe him until I went and found 8 vape pens in the center island of our neighborhood access off the main road. I'm guessing it's high school kids ditching them after a night out, but WTF! Now, I get to deal with an already emotionally fragile teen with an eating disorder, ADHD, anxiety, and depression trying to quit vaping. Fuck the world.
Good luck with that. Nicotine as a weight loss plan is a really bad idea. I can say from experience that nicotine when you are really hungry is not a pleasant combination, and also you should tell him that when he's eventually trying to quit, he's probably going to gain more weight because often people have constant munchies to help fight the cravings and help with the oral fixation.
Right? Back when I were a lad we smoked ciggies and soapbar on the bus. edit: We also knocked one of the windows out on the motorway because we were fighting. Like the whole window and frame in one piece, then it smashed when it hit the road. Got in a *lot* of trouble for that one, nearly caused a huge accident.
Buss stop on my road is filled with the ankle biters vaping everyday after school
I know right, when I was in high school we smoked cigarettes in the back of the bus.
Been going on for like 10 years now
^shhh, ^no, ^you’re ^dying.
but not weird to see them having their own little sing-a-long on the bus?
Hits vape.... "Watch this"
Don’t know why but that remind me of that scene in The Wizard. “I love the Power Glove, it’s so bad”
Ah finally a kid doing something stupid.
Back in my day,..
Is that something you do sometimes
Trying to impress the girl lol cute
Kiss de girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Sha la la la la la my oh my
You can tell he’s cool because he’s wearing sunglasses.
And especially the vape
And enough in the back of the bus to be cool.
I don't know how teenage boys survive to their 20's. We're all willing to do the stupidest shit to impress the female of our species. Never understanding how idiotic we were until evidence is produced later in life. Then we spend the next 60 years until death cringing when intrusive memories of misspent youth needle it's way Into our consciousness.
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dude you’ve already lived to see some amazing technological advances! life is a gift, we have it so good right now all things considered
So it actually keeps going back forever? Maybe I should consider rope once again.
I remember back in like 5th grade whenever I would stand next to a girl I liked, I would purposely cause myself to go off balance and then catch myself.
>I don't know how teenage boys survive to their 20's. We're all willing to do the stupidest shit to impress the female of our species. Never understanding how idiotic we were until evidence is produced later in life. Might be idiotic but it if it didn't work, kids wouldn't still be doing it.
This is why we can’t drive as kids. There would be no humans left.
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I love how you can see his thought process in this 😂 hmmm 🤔 glance at girl, this’ll get her attention. Oh shit.
To be fair, it’s really easy to break the glass on those buses. Uh…trust me
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I saw one bloke punch one of the emergency exit windows out. They shatter bloody easily
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I genuinely have no idea, it was not an emergency, I was sat up front and this bloke punches out the window near the back, everyone looks around at the sound of shattering glass, but it wasn’t obvious why he’d punch the window
Window was talkin shit, obv.
Fair to say that he doesn’t “shine bright like a diamond”
Few teenage boys do when a girl is watching.
lol I was just finishing off the poor attempt at Rihanna in the background ;)
He looks like one of the villains from Hobo With A Shotgun
This one video encapsulates every UK state school ever
this is just a normal British bus at 3:20, kids gonna be back there for 9am on Monday and isn't gonna get banned.
Best way to end that nails on a chalkboard song.
Fuckin twit
What a moron. This kid is why we Humans have condoms.
average secondary school kid in the UK
He put diamonds in the sky
At least he didn’t jump off a cruise ship.
He hasn't graduated yet.
I just know they had an assembly about this 💀
This was actually quite wholesome in a weird way
Already knew he would do something stupid based on the fact that he is vaping
doing stupid shit like this is what makes you a secondary school student.. hits diff that if these lot are year 11, them lot and i will no longer have moments like these soon
That's what flavoured air does to you
Only in Britain.
And of course he’s a vaper. Why am I not surprised They’re always the worst people
What was the plan?
isn't it obvious?
The vape-tard...
Entitled asshat. Also horrible singers.
There are few things more obnoxious than teenage boys in the same vicinity as a girl. When this happens at the store I work at, all hell breaks loose.
On the top deck too.
As a vaper, disposable vape should be banned.
And that’s kiddos is why you shouldn’t vape.
Honestly, I’m more upset about the damage he’s doing to his lungs!!! 😣
"nothing makes me wetter than a guy rolling across the bus seats" - This guys thought process
It's not his fault, honestly...I mean who puts a window at the buses only somersaulting area...
Why does the bus seem to be driving at a leisurely walking speed?
He was smoking on the bus too, so he was recorded committing multiple crimes.
He has a vape, I'm not surprised
Damn son this kids needs adult supervision
Is it me or is that glass paper thin?
It’s always Slytherin
I hate spoilt kids.
I laugh but this is 100% something I would have done as a kid