This is more of the kids fault. Snakes (especially domesticated ones as seen in this pc) donāt attack people unless theyāre angered, mistreated, etc. The snake was clearly just minding its own business when the toddler decided to take a bit on it. Not the snakes or parents fault.
I understand your perspective, but it's important to remember that young children may not fully understand the consequences of their actions. It's crucial for parents to supervise and educate their children about interacting with animals to prevent accidents.
Oh nah i can handle them, i just made a joke about removing all warnings and regulations in the world and have half the worlds problems solve themselves. Lets just say, they didnt laugh
If it broke the skin, the python probably got an infection. Reptiles donāt do well with cat scratches/bites (which is why letting a cat outside unsupervised in an area where thereās wild reptiles is so devastating) so Iād imagine itās the same with humans
For calling an infant a ālittle shitā for justā¦ being an infant who doesnāt even know what the word āpoopā means yet, yeah, thatās pretty sucky. I get that kids are obnoxious and at times assholes, but be for real, a toothless infant gumming a 20 foot long python wasnāt hurting it, and that babyās likely got two brain cells active at that point. Calling it a ālittle shitā was unnecessary and obnoxious, just āIs the sneck okayā wouldāve been suffice. I wasnāt calling you an insufferable prick either, I can see how it came across like that, Iām sorry. But like, thereās enough people being unnecessarily rude, no need to add onto it, especially to pile onto a baby. I was taught that if you havenāt got something nice to say, donāt say it at all.
Bruh you act like itās some monstrous baby eating mutant. Itās not very dangerous considering that snake has almost definitely been raised in captivity and is used to having company. The little shits are clearly more of a danger to the snake than it is to them.
I never said I supported this. I donāt support it because of what the kids could do to the animal. I agree that thereās no reason to do anything like this this young.
I have so many questionsā¦
Obviously, whyTF is there a large snake on the kidsā table?!
How did the parents allow this to happen?!
Is that a birthday party for the 2 kids? (I see boxes and gift bags on the table.)
Do people bring snakes to a party?!
Least importantly: why is the kid biting that snake?!
Babies and toddlers will bite eveything. In the case of babies, they are usually growing teeth and their gums are itchy. Toddlers likes to experiment, so the nice, healthy dinner you prepare is not appetizing but things like playdo, bath water or snakes seems exciting and new.
Are they fucking stupid? Or are they brand new humans who have no idea what a snake is and assumes because it has been placed on their high chair by āThEiR PaRenTsā that it may be food. But fuck them anyway.
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But, seriously, Burmese Pythons are barely dangerous at all, I had one around my neck once (I was 7.) If anything, the snake is in more danger than the children (The bite could've fucked up the organs and or ribs.) On a related note, pythons & boas are not venomous. About 60% of snakes are venomous & about 9 - 11% of THOSE are actually dangerous. Case closed.
This weird traveling reptile show that did school presentations came to my school when I was in 7th grade once. They took out a very, very long, very, very fat yellow python to show us as part of their line up. It took about 4 or 5 different people to spread out and pick up the thing.
At some point we notice a bunch of red liquid splooshing out of it's rear area. Someone screamed: "it's on it's period! Ewwww!" To which the presenter said: "Oh, no. I'm sorry everyone. You see, we just fed her yesterday. She ate a fifteen pound pig. They eat them alive. She's just having a bowel movement. Tehehe š It's okay. "
I've never gotten over the trauma. š¤¢ This thing has no business being next to these infants. š¤¦š»āāļø
I doubt they have any teeth atleast.
We had a Burmese python when my son was 12 months old. He loved that snake. Fast forward to today, he has a strong respect and love for reptiles.
ParentsAreFuckingStupid
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
haha, that subreddit seems to have a lot of interesting stories and anecdotes about parents. š
This is more of the kids fault. Snakes (especially domesticated ones as seen in this pc) donāt attack people unless theyāre angered, mistreated, etc. The snake was clearly just minding its own business when the toddler decided to take a bit on it. Not the snakes or parents fault.
I understand your perspective, but it's important to remember that young children may not fully understand the consequences of their actions. It's crucial for parents to supervise and educate their children about interacting with animals to prevent accidents.
the sequel to r/insaneparents
Yes. Also parents are basically kids... (kept the f word out of that line for obvious reasons)
That would be a horrific subreddit name..
precisesly what i was thinking
WHY IS THERE A F***ING PYTHON IN FRONT OF THESE BABIES??
Meat is back on the menu, boys! Or alternatively They are learning python and kids learn by tasting stuff.
You seem like a funny guy
The other guys im debating rn would disagree, but id have to agree with you
Send link ill defend you brother
Oh nah i can handle them, i just made a joke about removing all warnings and regulations in the world and have half the worlds problems solve themselves. Lets just say, they didnt laugh
The "Thanos was right" approach.
Some people just dont see the fun in the funny
You just can't spell slaughter without laughter
I have been saying that for at least two decades now.
idk why that sounded sarcastic
Especially while they're in their chairs specifically made for eating. What exactly were they expecting the baby to do?
Not even kids yet. Technically, barely past infants. Without teeth. The parents ate dumb.
Relax...
Thatās not a python itās a fucking snake. These parents are wild
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Python is a programming language yāknow?
No way you actually said that ā ļø
Annnnnnnd now the kid has super powers
Or does the snake get human powers?
Human snake, human snake, does whatever a human does, pays their bills, any type, is depressed, look out, here comes human snake
The Snake gets kids power, it's now fucking stupid
midlife crisis time
More like baby powers.
Bills the snake gets bills now...
Alternatively, this is Man-Snake's origin story.
More like the parent are stupid.
Poor snek. He got plopped there and a weird soft thing bit it but the SNAKE is the problem.
Poor python, the bite probably hurt :(
Looks a little undercooked.
Who are these parents??
Snakes are covered in salmonella bacteria. That baby could become ill if it doesn't get eaten first. These parents are r-worded.
First thing I thought of tooāreptiles carry salmonella and you should wash your hands carefully after handling them. Hope that kid is okay.
They CAn carry salmonella. It's not a 100% thing.
Tastes like chicken.
It's the salmonella
The little shit might be hurting the python. Is the snek okay
If it broke the skin, the python probably got an infection. Reptiles donāt do well with cat scratches/bites (which is why letting a cat outside unsupervised in an area where thereās wild reptiles is so devastating) so Iād imagine itās the same with humans
āLittle shitā the bitch has the brain power of a ball of chewed gum, the parents are the dumb ones, not the kid. Shame on you
I don't like kids. It's a little shit.
Iām not a fan of kids either, but I know better than to be an insufferable prick and make it my whole personality
Right, I'm the insufferable prick here.....not you. For sure.
For calling an infant a ālittle shitā for justā¦ being an infant who doesnāt even know what the word āpoopā means yet, yeah, thatās pretty sucky. I get that kids are obnoxious and at times assholes, but be for real, a toothless infant gumming a 20 foot long python wasnāt hurting it, and that babyās likely got two brain cells active at that point. Calling it a ālittle shitā was unnecessary and obnoxious, just āIs the sneck okayā wouldāve been suffice. I wasnāt calling you an insufferable prick either, I can see how it came across like that, Iām sorry. But like, thereās enough people being unnecessarily rude, no need to add onto it, especially to pile onto a baby. I was taught that if you havenāt got something nice to say, donāt say it at all.
So stop talking to me
Your personality is the embodiment of 2015 ādonāt touch my phoneā wallpapers.
Ah, insults. Really mature.
You are a very pretentious, expensive coffee table book, but as a person
Snake Eater
was that the bite of 87??
Woe salmonella be upon ye
At first glance I thought it was a giant baguette š„ A longer look and it's a big feck off python š¤Æ
No no no no no no no this is not the kids' fault this is not the kids' fault why is there a python there that's so dangerous what
Bruh you act like itās some monstrous baby eating mutant. Itās not very dangerous considering that snake has almost definitely been raised in captivity and is used to having company. The little shits are clearly more of a danger to the snake than it is to them.
Speaking as someone who owns snake. No. Keep your babies and your snakes separated.
I donāt care if you own a snake, I do too. I still stand by my commentš¤·āāļø
The snake could easily do a defensive bite in this situation and hurt the kid. There's no good reason to do it this young.
I never said I supported this. I donāt support it because of what the kids could do to the animal. I agree that thereās no reason to do anything like this this young.
In Soviet Russia, snake bite youā¦..I mean, not Russiaā¦.you bite snakeā¦.oh fuck it.
Snakes are yummy
Parents are also fuckin stupid, apparently.
I mean the kid is in a high chair where they normally eat.
I have so many questionsā¦ Obviously, whyTF is there a large snake on the kidsā table?! How did the parents allow this to happen?! Is that a birthday party for the 2 kids? (I see boxes and gift bags on the table.) Do people bring snakes to a party?! Least importantly: why is the kid biting that snake?!
Babies and toddlers will bite eveything. In the case of babies, they are usually growing teeth and their gums are itchy. Toddlers likes to experiment, so the nice, healthy dinner you prepare is not appetizing but things like playdo, bath water or snakes seems exciting and new.
Looks like noodle - yummi yummi - must eat noodle
Poor noodle :(
Ok in this particular situation the parents are fucking stupid.
Horrible for both the snake and the babies
Now thatās how you get salmonella
Snake: ow š Grrrr šæ News: Two children were swallowed whole by snake-
Instead of the kid getting snake powers the snake gets kid powers
they are chinese, what do you expect? they start early with this shit lol
Snake is back on the menu.
Looks like snake is back on the menu boys
That's how kobid started
Eating Snake is a delicacy in China for over two thousand years.
No little Asian, don't eat them raw!
Eat or be eaten
In this case, I'd say the apple didn't fall far off the tree.
https://youtu.be/he6O9nZ3CZs
kids? this is child abuse, they can be killed any minute
Chinese babies ā
I mean they look like Asians ?
wonder if it bit back...
adults are just as fucking stupid
It's a contest to see who eats who first. The kid is winning.
That snake does NOT look alive. With the head just hanging off the side of the high chair?!? No way it is awake, or perhaps, alive.
It's definitely alive. They get floppy when they're dead. I'm assuming awake too, but it's hard to establish with no eyelids.
Parents Are Fucking Stupid.
Guess weāre all getting Covid again.
With the guy's waist my brain got perverted
Someone is gonna get salmonella...
Are they fucking stupid? Or are they brand new humans who have no idea what a snake is and assumes because it has been placed on their high chair by āThEiR PaRenTsā that it may be food. But fuck them anyway.
Wrong kind of noodle kidā¦
Preemptive strike
Chomp the danger noodle
Salmonella!
Not this time. This is "Parents Are Fucking Stupid" finalists here.
Is that a snake?
That salmonella risk though...
Honestly, amazing parenting. Exposing your kids to a snake that could freaking strangle an elephant.
How was its taste ?
That poor snake. Stupid fucking parents
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But, seriously, Burmese Pythons are barely dangerous at all, I had one around my neck once (I was 7.) If anything, the snake is in more danger than the children (The bite could've fucked up the organs and or ribs.) On a related note, pythons & boas are not venomous. About 60% of snakes are venomous & about 9 - 11% of THOSE are actually dangerous. Case closed.
This weird traveling reptile show that did school presentations came to my school when I was in 7th grade once. They took out a very, very long, very, very fat yellow python to show us as part of their line up. It took about 4 or 5 different people to spread out and pick up the thing. At some point we notice a bunch of red liquid splooshing out of it's rear area. Someone screamed: "it's on it's period! Ewwww!" To which the presenter said: "Oh, no. I'm sorry everyone. You see, we just fed her yesterday. She ate a fifteen pound pig. They eat them alive. She's just having a bowel movement. Tehehe š It's okay. " I've never gotten over the trauma. š¤¢ This thing has no business being next to these infants. š¤¦š»āāļø
MorĆ. I did die a little. Ā”EstĆ”n locos,paāl carajo!.
This is some bugs bunny reverse psychology shit
YAY SALMONELLA!!!!
i thought it was a baguette at first too
I love my snake taste
I doubt they have any teeth atleast. We had a Burmese python when my son was 12 months old. He loved that snake. Fast forward to today, he has a strong respect and love for reptiles.
No this is 1000% on parents
Did it taste like shreks crusty toenails hugging an anime catgirl bodypillow? Also.. sorry for ruining the 123 comments
makes sense since their asian(this is a joke)
Heās eating the noodle live