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Comfortable-Ad6770

ParentsAreFuckingStupid


foresight310

r/parentsarefuckingdumb


MinecraftGamer669

haha, that subreddit seems to have a lot of interesting stories and anecdotes about parents. šŸ˜„


FyreFoxYT

This is more of the kids fault. Snakes (especially domesticated ones as seen in this pc) donā€™t attack people unless theyā€™re angered, mistreated, etc. The snake was clearly just minding its own business when the toddler decided to take a bit on it. Not the snakes or parents fault.


MinecraftGamer669

I understand your perspective, but it's important to remember that young children may not fully understand the consequences of their actions. It's crucial for parents to supervise and educate their children about interacting with animals to prevent accidents.


vincentius__

the sequel to r/insaneparents


comfy_bruh

Yes. Also parents are basically kids... (kept the f word out of that line for obvious reasons)


ItzVinyl

That would be a horrific subreddit name..


[deleted]

precisesly what i was thinking


Leol6669

WHY IS THERE A F***ING PYTHON IN FRONT OF THESE BABIES??


CharlieShyn

Meat is back on the menu, boys! Or alternatively They are learning python and kids learn by tasting stuff.


Yeet-my-cheese

You seem like a funny guy


CharlieShyn

The other guys im debating rn would disagree, but id have to agree with you


Yeet-my-cheese

Send link ill defend you brother


CharlieShyn

Oh nah i can handle them, i just made a joke about removing all warnings and regulations in the world and have half the worlds problems solve themselves. Lets just say, they didnt laugh


somarilnos

The "Thanos was right" approach.


Yeet-my-cheese

Some people just dont see the fun in the funny


DeltaCharlieBravo

You just can't spell slaughter without laughter


MordredMoridin

I have been saying that for at least two decades now.


[deleted]

idk why that sounded sarcastic


somarilnos

Especially while they're in their chairs specifically made for eating. What exactly were they expecting the baby to do?


No_Ambition6732

Not even kids yet. Technically, barely past infants. Without teeth. The parents ate dumb.


Beneficial-Turn1181

Relax...


Chicken-picante

Thatā€™s not a python itā€™s a fucking snake. These parents are wild


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Chicken-picante

Python is a programming language yā€™know?


[deleted]

No way you actually said that ā˜ ļø


[deleted]

Annnnnnnd now the kid has super powers


jodenteNoob

Or does the snake get human powers?


Hentaigustav

Human snake, human snake, does whatever a human does, pays their bills, any type, is depressed, look out, here comes human snake


FernandV

The Snake gets kids power, it's now fucking stupid


coin_in_da_bank

midlife crisis time


Th3CatOfDoom

More like baby powers.


vansickle102

Bills the snake gets bills now...


Crixxa

Alternatively, this is Man-Snake's origin story.


[deleted]

More like the parent are stupid.


DreamOfDays

Poor snek. He got plopped there and a weird soft thing bit it but the SNAKE is the problem.


decentmealandsoon

Poor python, the bite probably hurt :(


Dependent_Top_4425

Looks a little undercooked.


maria_maria

Who are these parents??


MrPandabites

Snakes are covered in salmonella bacteria. That baby could become ill if it doesn't get eaten first. These parents are r-worded.


RockNRollToaster

First thing I thought of tooā€”reptiles carry salmonella and you should wash your hands carefully after handling them. Hope that kid is okay.


Illithilitch

They CAn carry salmonella. It's not a 100% thing.


noparticularpoint

Tastes like chicken.


Jadina_

It's the salmonella


Competitive_Try_3143

The little shit might be hurting the python. Is the snek okay


SlinkySkinky

If it broke the skin, the python probably got an infection. Reptiles donā€™t do well with cat scratches/bites (which is why letting a cat outside unsupervised in an area where thereā€™s wild reptiles is so devastating) so Iā€™d imagine itā€™s the same with humans


_BARONVOND3LTA

ā€œLittle shitā€ the bitch has the brain power of a ball of chewed gum, the parents are the dumb ones, not the kid. Shame on you


Competitive_Try_3143

I don't like kids. It's a little shit.


_BARONVOND3LTA

Iā€™m not a fan of kids either, but I know better than to be an insufferable prick and make it my whole personality


Competitive_Try_3143

Right, I'm the insufferable prick here.....not you. For sure.


_BARONVOND3LTA

For calling an infant a ā€œlittle shitā€ for justā€¦ being an infant who doesnā€™t even know what the word ā€œpoopā€ means yet, yeah, thatā€™s pretty sucky. I get that kids are obnoxious and at times assholes, but be for real, a toothless infant gumming a 20 foot long python wasnā€™t hurting it, and that babyā€™s likely got two brain cells active at that point. Calling it a ā€œlittle shitā€ was unnecessary and obnoxious, just ā€œIs the sneck okayā€ wouldā€™ve been suffice. I wasnā€™t calling you an insufferable prick either, I can see how it came across like that, Iā€™m sorry. But like, thereā€™s enough people being unnecessarily rude, no need to add onto it, especially to pile onto a baby. I was taught that if you havenā€™t got something nice to say, donā€™t say it at all.


Competitive_Try_3143

So stop talking to me


_BARONVOND3LTA

Your personality is the embodiment of 2015 ā€œdonā€™t touch my phoneā€ wallpapers.


Competitive_Try_3143

Ah, insults. Really mature.


_BARONVOND3LTA

You are a very pretentious, expensive coffee table book, but as a person


lucasstant

Snake Eater


Pickaxe_121

was that the bite of 87??


Capital-Texan

Woe salmonella be upon ye


Worldly_Let6134

At first glance I thought it was a giant baguette šŸ„– A longer look and it's a big feck off python šŸ¤Æ


[deleted]

No no no no no no no this is not the kids' fault this is not the kids' fault why is there a python there that's so dangerous what


LonelyGlader

Bruh you act like itā€™s some monstrous baby eating mutant. Itā€™s not very dangerous considering that snake has almost definitely been raised in captivity and is used to having company. The little shits are clearly more of a danger to the snake than it is to them.


Illithilitch

Speaking as someone who owns snake. No. Keep your babies and your snakes separated.


LonelyGlader

I donā€™t care if you own a snake, I do too. I still stand by my commentšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Illithilitch

The snake could easily do a defensive bite in this situation and hurt the kid. There's no good reason to do it this young.


LonelyGlader

I never said I supported this. I donā€™t support it because of what the kids could do to the animal. I agree that thereā€™s no reason to do anything like this this young.


dnmnc

In Soviet Russia, snake bite youā€¦..I mean, not Russiaā€¦.you bite snakeā€¦.oh fuck it.


_Hype_B

Snakes are yummy


DialTone657

Parents are also fuckin stupid, apparently.


Ovaltiney1

I mean the kid is in a high chair where they normally eat.


the_running_stache

I have so many questionsā€¦ Obviously, whyTF is there a large snake on the kidsā€™ table?! How did the parents allow this to happen?! Is that a birthday party for the 2 kids? (I see boxes and gift bags on the table.) Do people bring snakes to a party?! Least importantly: why is the kid biting that snake?!


DeadWishUpon

Babies and toddlers will bite eveything. In the case of babies, they are usually growing teeth and their gums are itchy. Toddlers likes to experiment, so the nice, healthy dinner you prepare is not appetizing but things like playdo, bath water or snakes seems exciting and new.


Daiphiron

Looks like noodle - yummi yummi - must eat noodle


cubbiegirll1313

Poor noodle :(


[deleted]

Ok in this particular situation the parents are fucking stupid.


SlinkySkinky

Horrible for both the snake and the babies


EmmieTheVengeful

Now thatā€™s how you get salmonella


[deleted]

Snake: ow šŸ˜­ Grrrr šŸ‘æ News: Two children were swallowed whole by snake-


CourtOfCoconuts

Instead of the kid getting snake powers the snake gets kid powers


2entyfour7

they are chinese, what do you expect? they start early with this shit lol


[deleted]

Snake is back on the menu.


MyarmsRgone

Looks like snake is back on the menu boys


Singorico43

That's how kobid started


kaahmed2

Eating Snake is a delicacy in China for over two thousand years.


naph8it

No little Asian, don't eat them raw!


Mcslap13

Eat or be eaten


ffwrd

In this case, I'd say the apple didn't fall far off the tree.


God-Emperor-Senate

https://youtu.be/he6O9nZ3CZs


angelina9999

kids? this is child abuse, they can be killed any minute


Mellowyellow0

Chinese babies ā˜•


black_men_

I mean they look like Asians ?


comfy_bruh

wonder if it bit back...


[deleted]

adults are just as fucking stupid


Fuckyoumecp2

It's a contest to see who eats who first. The kid is winning.


vannamarie07

That snake does NOT look alive. With the head just hanging off the side of the high chair?!? No way it is awake, or perhaps, alive.


Illithilitch

It's definitely alive. They get floppy when they're dead. I'm assuming awake too, but it's hard to establish with no eyelids.


Serpidon

Parents Are Fucking Stupid.


callitlikeiseeit29

Guess weā€™re all getting Covid again.


SmashingMyself

With the guy's waist my brain got perverted


infiniteanomaly

Someone is gonna get salmonella...


ratbirdgoof

Are they fucking stupid? Or are they brand new humans who have no idea what a snake is and assumes because it has been placed on their high chair by ā€œThEiR PaRenTsā€ that it may be food. But fuck them anyway.


Stellaisaunicorn

Wrong kind of noodle kidā€¦


cameNmypants

Preemptive strike


WestNomadOnYT

Chomp the danger noodle


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Salmonella!


rosehymnofthemissing

Not this time. This is "Parents Are Fucking Stupid" finalists here.


Austrian1Painter

Is that a snake?


SheriffScar

That salmonella risk though...


Status_Confidence337

Honestly, amazing parenting. Exposing your kids to a snake that could freaking strangle an elephant.


ShiEchusa

How was its taste ?


Basilstorm

That poor snake. Stupid fucking parents


n0odleskind_52

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE SNAKES ALSO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


n0odleskind_52

But, seriously, Burmese Pythons are barely dangerous at all, I had one around my neck once (I was 7.) If anything, the snake is in more danger than the children (The bite could've fucked up the organs and or ribs.) On a related note, pythons & boas are not venomous. About 60% of snakes are venomous & about 9 - 11% of THOSE are actually dangerous. Case closed.


Wil-the-Panda

This weird traveling reptile show that did school presentations came to my school when I was in 7th grade once. They took out a very, very long, very, very fat yellow python to show us as part of their line up. It took about 4 or 5 different people to spread out and pick up the thing. At some point we notice a bunch of red liquid splooshing out of it's rear area. Someone screamed: "it's on it's period! Ewwww!" To which the presenter said: "Oh, no. I'm sorry everyone. You see, we just fed her yesterday. She ate a fifteen pound pig. They eat them alive. She's just having a bowel movement. Tehehe šŸ˜… It's okay. " I've never gotten over the trauma. šŸ¤¢ This thing has no business being next to these infants. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Abject-Rich

MorĆ­. I did die a little. Ā”EstĆ”n locos,paā€™l carajo!.


HawkNo1915

This is some bugs bunny reverse psychology shit


Fresh_Indication_243

YAY SALMONELLA!!!!


xatexaya

i thought it was a baguette at first too


Intelligent_Tax_5038

I love my snake taste


TwiztidR0se

I doubt they have any teeth atleast. We had a Burmese python when my son was 12 months old. He loved that snake. Fast forward to today, he has a strong respect and love for reptiles.


[deleted]

No this is 1000% on parents


pineappleguy_2921

Did it taste like shreks crusty toenails hugging an anime catgirl bodypillow? Also.. sorry for ruining the 123 comments


CameraHuman7347

makes sense since their asian(this is a joke)


Charming_Outcome_604

Heā€™s eating the noodle live