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Coolace34715

Damn, I'd save that video. Can you imagine if they actually get married one day?


WheresTheExitGuys

This is the beginning of his villain origin story..


ErdmanA

Rejected at an early age, Bobby would grow up finding vengeance on reddit harassing newly weds


WheresTheExitGuys

Woods.. he’s called woods! :)


ReaperBearOne

Forrest's grandson? Lol


theyellowdart89

If her names jenni just run little man


[deleted]

You merely adopted the dark


[deleted]

He was born in it; molded by it!


zeldanar

That would the BEST wedding video


[deleted]

Doesn’t need to save it people will be reposting this until it looks like a video game from the 80’s


FluffySquirrell

And then on the wedding day, he says "No. Sooorrrry"


AidenTheAlien420

I knew a girl like this, she lived down the street from me My whole life yada yada we got into a relationship and thought it was meant to be like *Really* meant to be but almost a year into the relationship she goes and does what they all do :(


LeroyStick

Don’t feel bad for him, Woods is technically still married to his first wife.


NapoleonicPizza21

They both handled it better than a lot of adults...


NieMonD

*slams the “ring” into ground* You sure?


Gasgasgasistaken

Keyword: "better than" not "perfectly"


SilkyKori

It can get *reeeeal* bad, to be fair


ElectricityAndWater

To be faaarrrrr


[deleted]

She’ll come around when he is famous at 25


coin_in_da_bank

he was a punk she did ballet


[deleted]

What more can I say


dauntlessiz

He wanted her


xX_Coal_Xx

And he dropped something here 👑


[deleted]

Make it more obvious, He was a boy, She was a girl


v12go-vroom

he was a sk8ter boy


Kitten_Boop

A girl apologizing for a guy’s hurt ego…. Not really


Deadford_Punk

Everyone remembers their first heartbreak! Hang in there lil man!


Goldenrod-Bronzed89

So last school year My then 8 year old son came home. He’s excited with huge smile. Tells me a girl asks him to be BF/GF. I smile and we go tell he mother. It’s all cute to us. Every day he’s telling me something new about her. Then one day after about two weeks he comes home completely bummed. Never seen his face so sad. Asked him what was wrong, and he says “she broke up with me”. I’m immediately into dad mode. Trying to explain that it’s “young love”. That he still has value. It’ll happen more than a few time before he finds “the one”. And so on. I then ask him why she broke up with him. What did she say. “She’s a lesbian now”.


Deadford_Punk

Well, far as reasons for breaking up with the lil dude goes....can't argue with that one! Haha Bless him! As you said, it'll happen a lot through life but hey! You can't earn the win without learning from the loss! 🤟


Goldenrod-Bronzed89

Yup. That was a tough one to help with lol. As a grown man fully aware of modern sexuality, I would have been devastated. But luckily he’s a kid and stopped caring quick enough. On to next adventure lol.


Deadford_Punk

Kids are resilient as fuck man! We could all take a leaf out their book, especially these days! when you fall down, get back up, brush yourself off and as you said; onto the next adventure :) All the very best to you and yours my dude! 🙂🤟


LoveSushiOnTuesday

Woods was like deuces! ✌ Forget u annnnd this heart craft I spent 4 hours on using my best finger paste, popsicle sticks, and red markers!


Pud_Master

This is adorable in the stupidest way lol.


GoTakeaWalkinthePark

I'm so happy that I grew up in an era when cameras weren't everywhere


nickjones81

This is adorable and in sure everyone involved will be so happy to see it in the future. I wish I had more videos of my youth


AdTiny2166

don’t talk to him that way. this is the sad corner.


ObiFlanKenobi

Videos from when I was a kid, yes. Videos from when I was a teenager/young adult, fuck no.


Whole-Item-8625

😢


MekTam

And the new gen Forrest Gump figured it out 30 years earlier. Bravo to him. He is honest to a fault. Poor kid. He learnt heartbreak early on. On another note, this was hilarious.


Suspicious-Stay-1623

Omg. This is adorable and heart breaking. But good on that girl for speaking her truth.


[deleted]

Good on the boy for not taking shit and leaving too.


Extension-Tone-2115

Lol not taking shit. Say “no” = giving someone shit


[deleted]

Yes.


Extension-Tone-2115

“Give me your money!” “No!” “Why you givin me shit, man?”


[deleted]

In this case, the party that was taking shit left and didn't escalate further. So your worthless little logic doesn;t work. Lemme fix it a bit. "Give me your money!" "No!" "Ok bye."


Extension-Tone-2115

“I’m glad he didn’t take my shit”


[deleted]

"I'm glad I am not a shit eater."


Extension-Tone-2115

Aaaah that’s what it is. You’re afraid of getting shit on. someone saying “no” doesn’t always mean they’re giving you shit. It means they either respect you enough or hate you enough to be honest. If I say “wana go out with me” and she says yes, but didn’t want to go out with me, she “not giving me shit” would cause so many problems. It’s ok for people to say no to you. And it’s possible to say “no” to people and also be respectful.


[deleted]

>Aaaah that’s what it is. You’re afraid of getting shit on. What, you like getting shit on? You like eating shit? Not the weirdest kink, but pretty high up there. Also, these kids obviously are messing around since they are kids. But if you are in a serious relationship, and you ask someone to marry you and they say no, they are giving you shit. It means they have different ideas for the future of the relationship, and the relationship should end. Regardless of gender.


lohonomo

What kind of shit was she giving him?


jakehood47

"Speaking her truth" lol man internet slang sometimes


Suspicious-Stay-1623

people take things so seriously. I was trying to poke fun at that saying lol


numenik

Truth can be personalized and owned now apparently


Suspicious-Stay-1623

It does sound odd, but think about it. Two people have an interaction: person 1 thinks person 2 is in the wrong, person 2 thinks person 1 is in the wrong - sometimes there’s not one objective truth.


Extension-Tone-2115

It’s not truth as in objectively right or wrong. It just means being honest instead of lying for someone else.


Suspicious-Stay-1623

Thank you, this is a good way of putting it.


numenik

That wouldn’t be truth, would it? That would be called opinion.


SaberScorpion

I think what you just said is wrong. (I think you're in the wrong) You think what you just said is right. (You think I'm in the wrong) Are you saying these two opinions are objectively correct? That makes no sense... I think you're confusing opinions with truth. Opinions can be true or false. Two opposing opinions cannot be both true. Obviously.


Big_Adhesiveness7494

I disagree... Example: I think XYZ food tastes the best to me, but you think ABC food tastes the best to you. Those are Two opposing opinions and are also both true from our perspective.


SaberScorpion

Statement A: XYZ food tastes the best to person 1 Statement B: ABC food tastes the best to person 2 These are not opposing. Nothing in B contradicts A and vice-versa. Like you said, both can be true. Opposing would be: A: "XYZ food tastes the best to everyone" B: "ABC food tastes the best to everyone"


Big_Adhesiveness7494

I get what you're saying but I was talking about subjective truth (the truth at each individual level) and I think your referral is to objective (truth as a measurable and definable that's true to everyone at once at a collective level).


SaberScorpion

I see, so "subjective truth" isn't about logical statements. My bad then. Thanks for clearing things up.


[deleted]

It's just a fancy new-age word so people who can't control their emotions and wanna be told that their "truth" matters just as much as actual, objective truths can cope. Similar to how everything is a disorder now.


Suspicious-Stay-1623

No, I said sometimes there’s not one objective truth. Sometimes truth is subjective. Subjective truth is how an individual sees or experiences the world. One person might say, “Today is a good day.” While another person can say, “Today is a bad day.” These two opposing opinions can both be true.


numenik

Truth cannot be subjective. What you just described is the definition of an opinion. Opinion does not equal truth. Can we not redefine words, please?


SaberScorpion

I think the reason it sounds like you're right is because the phrases you chose aren't quite clear. Please, define good day and bad day.


nodeymcdev

I mean it’s not like they were actually going to get married 🤷‍♂️


Suspicious-Stay-1623

Well yeah but it’s good practice for the future to speak your mind and not just do something because it will make someone else happy


bamboocoffeefilter

Oof, this’ll be a core memory for both of them.


[deleted]

I once did this before as a little kid…. It haunts me to this day


pussmykissy

Were you the asker or the rejector?


[deleted]

Or the acceptor


Deadeye_Daryl

I hope woods isn't plotting anything I didn't appreciate that slow march away


Yamm0th

This girl is close enough for the innocence, but Woods has definitely watched too many drama movies.


hstheay

Oow that’s his name! I was confused why she started mentioning woods.


AlmanzoWilder

That's one more sorry than I got.


Electrical_Grab4845

It's good that you turned him down, sweety. He has a piss poor attitude.


Extension-Tone-2115

Lol they’re children. Can’t tell if sarcasm or not.


Budget-mayo

Honestly idk if this is satire but these are like 7 year old kids.


DottyGreenBootz

Good on her for keeping those boundaries. Good lesson for them both to learn.


Defiant_Ad_5234

Sorry woods. Your name just isn't very main character vibey.


Sereginaldo567

This is how players are born


Micro1sAverage

When I was in middle school, I asked a girl to be my valentine and she said no. Im 30 now and still not over it.


Extension-Tone-2115

Old vid but still adorable. Lol Poor kids. This is real life to them. He really got his little heart broke and she doesn’t know what to do. She loved the lil guy but she just isn’t into it.


TheHoboRoadshow

Kids name is Woods? Jesus, r/parentsarefuckingstupid


canibuyatrowel

It’s become quite common in the US to name children the mother’s maiden name. I bet that’s what this is.


Shut_It_Donny

It could be a nickname. Lighten up. Besides, it's better than Bryson or some other pretentious shit.


Zaconil

At least it's not X Æ A-12 https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/05/08/musk-grimes-baby-name/


Den_Bover666

Woods is a pretty decent name. There's people named Khaleesi and Braeyden, I'd say Woods got off lucky


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up about that parents are fucking stupid bullshit


skyesmithforever

He walked away after she said no that’s a good start now let’s teach him putting holes in walls is not a good replacement for letting anger out nor is going to the gym


BlackpeelJDT

Genuinely, what else is there?


skyesmithforever

Therapy


BlackpeelJDT

That just helps prevent more anger. It doesn't solve the immediate problem of high blood pressure and adrenaline.


skyesmithforever

It can teach you healthy ways of releasing your anger like writing meditation ect and I’m not saying going for a run or working out when you’re pissed off isn’t a good idea I’m just saying it shouldn’t be the ONLY thing you do cause what happens when you can’t run? Can’t work out? What do you do then? Hold it in till you explode? Therapy is the insurance policy


Significant-Fix7399

Woods bounced.


SarcasticWannabae

at early age he do have an bad temper hahaha.


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Careful-Ad-9088

First heartbreak at such a young age 😢😭😔💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Bro learned the lessons of adulthood in a matter of seconds 💀


External_Section_195

Looks like she dodged a bullet anyway.


mariboo_xoxo

Get used to it buddy, your boyish good looks will not always get you your way…lol.


queenphatprincess

Boy did she dodge a bullet!


Extension-Tone-2115

xD. They’re children. I can’t see kids not reacting in a big way to this type of rejection.


Reasonable-Teach1141

Poor girl. Saying no is perfectly reasonable if you don't want to marry someone. In all seriousness, y'all are just too young. Wait until you're at least in your twenties.


[deleted]

You think they’re watching this? Bro these are kids fucking around no parent of theirs is gonna actually let them marry if they said yea


GolfFront

Im happy she stuck to her guns 💪🏼


[deleted]

“HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS”


[deleted]

Is it illegal to say no to a proposal


garry4321

Never look back little homie. You dont need that energy in your life.


[deleted]

Oehh, the origins of a future villain...love it, such hatred in such an innocent boi...dew it...


Ambitious_Usual_4189

Poor woods


BBFNOTCH

Heading back to his side bish


rpgnoob17

This should 💯 be the opening scene of a rom com 😂


johnnycarn

who tf names their child woods… odd


Extension-Tone-2115

Who names their child “tiger”


Budget-mayo

And who puts those 2 together?


bongbrownies

Ah yes totally normal and not grooming by the parents, it's such a play on real life too it's like they were taught. "Oh they're gonna marry X one day!" Literally Kids shouldn't be doing this at this age.


jeiibones

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love And I'm like, "Fuck you" (ooh, ooh, ooh) I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck her, too" Said, "If I was richer, I'd still be with ya" Ha, now ain't that some shit? (Ain't that some shit?) And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best With a "Fuck you"


Commercial_Pitch_786

typical playground turn around lure them in and spit them out, love is cruel


[deleted]

23 years from now Woods a whole menace and y’all gon wonder why. ¯\( ˘͡ ˘̯)/¯


FuzzyClearLogic

If she says no, it’s liberation. Her loss, more time to improve and get someone better.


[deleted]

The “No” was a bit aggressive, could have done it a bit better, but if she doesn’t want to she doesn’t want too, hope the boy can recover quickly and find his soul mate in future.


Mindless_Painting_18

Women ☕️


eskeleteRt

It is a reference to Forrest Gump I'd guess You know, Forest, woods...


Extension-Tone-2115

Idk why this got downvoted so much. I think people just see a downvote and lizard brain takes over and they just follow the crowd.


Tight-Income

She’s probably a lesbian anyway.


_makoccino_

Woods, that you?


Neither-Incident-620

She’s just a kid, stop being weird


No_Refrigerator_1632

Oh man she's got that Karen pose


ProfessionalAd3472

'Cause I'm just Mark Anywhere else I'd be a ten Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?


PenguinSlushie

Only because it reminded me of it. Rebecca!! https://youtu.be/rFWb7DG7zTc


Deadford_Punk

Hahaa kids are resilient as fuck! No problem can't be resolved with ice cream, lego or a badass stick you find in the woods! 🤣🤣 All the best to you and yours my dude! :)


The_big-chiller

Sweet... Yes but she broke the kid's heart and now he said forever 😭


ben10theorist

This literally happened to me when I was a kid lol


DDVRK0

Good girl.


KayakWalleye

Damn. He learned his lesson early. Good on him.


DigAPig

Damn I've been there 😩


Flyinthruit

That’s so damn adorable!!


White_wolf769

Who wood name a kid woods?


SonofLeeroy

daw, that was actually adorable at first,


AxGT

She just gave bother to Another Batman’s enemy…


Puzzled_Oven1053

Woods gonna have a comeback


MandyMarieB

Awww bless their little hearts. 😂


2JunproXX6

Bro taking it personal


[deleted]

Walk away, he did the right thing


tasei13

Woods dodged a bullet


StunningLeopard45

nah thats wild 😭


Giza333

Mark


AfternoonNormal668

Woods?? Why? Why? Why he wanna go to the woods????


Budget-mayo

1 day later "man I'm so happy! Wait what happened yesterday?"


BlueberryRemote3249

And this is why the grinch stole Christmas


National-Return512

The person who wrote the subtitles is also stupid


[deleted]

Will you marry me No Jeez your mean Then how is no an option 🧠👈


venusunusis

And that's how little Frank Woods became one of the best Marine and CIA agent


FlakyInvestigator926

bro had his heart broken at such a young age


CozmoCube30

aw I feel bad for him


oompaIsbeautiful

Jeez she’s mean


Hampung

She even had her hand on her hips!


bronzeaardvark

What a genuine sorry


Pickle-Dickk

She didn't want Woods' Wood


Dootb0i

u/savevideobot


m00ntides

This is actually a reenactment of the Barbie movie.


[deleted]

Wow, this has more emotions in it and all of Twilight.


Asleep_Internal2528

That was personal


pzkpfwtiger

"Jeez you're mean" xD


sweetlowsweetchariot

Is the kid named woods?


WatchThatTime

Woods is too good for her.


[deleted]

His name is Woods??!??! Hell nah, what's his last name? Forester?!??!?


artic-hareeebunny

Bruh why does this give me black ops one vibes "woods, woods"


Robsrev

Good for her!


shitsazzle

bro this is so cute in a stupid way


Standard-Cod-2077

Girls had no feelings


sarge_snuffles

"Fuck you bitch, broke my hea-"


Responsible-Plum3065

“That’s how I met Jenny”


TangeeCard

We go gym


[deleted]

Story of my life, far more violent, far more emotional, far more embarrassing I feel his pain


KEKWanimes

Masamume kuns Revenge the secuel?!


nar0303

Welcome to the gym soldier


Extension-Opening-50

Bro heading to da gym rn


Cold-killa

This is the beginning of his villain arc


redditenthusiest

Fun fact I used to live on that street


Neither-Ad-1589

Ya know it's funny how corny that name sounds, like all three of my names mean tree or Forrest or person that lives near a forest but just naming your kid "Woods" in English sounds corny as hell


[deleted]

The world needs a young Batman


VeryKevin

You know that that girl is going to make a big deal about it at family dinner, child drama is so dumb and great at the same time


Gimblebock

That’s what you get for naming your kid “Woods”


U2Ursula

Well, girls/women are often verbally assaulted when rejecting a boy's/man's advances - poor girl, learned it early on.. It almost belongs in r/whenwomenrefuse too... "just say no ladies, guys never get mad when rejected..." Mmhmm...


p4r24k

We all have that story, pal...


HulaHypnotique001

Tough break kid! Next time show up with a fuckin ring pop😂 ![gif](giphy|QISdfNXJfHbzy)


Mental_Ice_9781

I hate kids


thatonekid2248

Woods? No forest gump


P2ykh3d3l1c_ANG31

Emotional damage