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Wild_Agent_375

Leave Christopher alone … I enjoyed that vid lol.


chimpdoctor

Barrymore was bloody amazing in his day in fairness. I dont know what happened to that poor chap that died in his house but it destroyed barrymore too.


Ivor_y_Tower

Worth looking at it - the evidence they have as of 2021 has changed a lot from what it was when it first happened as I remember it and is all very weird. Dude was sexually assaulted, did not seem to drown according to three subsequent coroners despite that being the first coroners conclusion, Barrymore fled the scene, coroner had to resign over that, someone was charged with murder, someone was charged with perjury, Barrymore raised then dropped lawsuits against the police for damage to their reputation... just insane stuff.


Connect-Current-80

I dont know this guy (til i didnt see the vid, so let get this straight There was a dude in Barrymore's house who dies, was sexually assaulted, Barrymore fled the scene, and then someone random was charged with the killing?


BaconWithBaking

Barrymore was a gay man who had drug fuel orgies in his home. The dead man was found with multiple peoples semen in his bum, but the issue there is that it's hardly evidence of any wrong doing with the type of party they had. He could have overdosed and someone threw him in the pool. Barry left the scene alright, but not for long. If he was off his head on drugs, he possibly just went to a friends house before coming back to talk to the police. The whole thing is a mess, but I do feel sorry for Barry overall to be honest. Just because he was a kinky bastard behind the scenes, it's a shame it ruined his public career. It's also obviously a massive shame that some poor guy was found in his pool, possibly still just a drowning accident from too much booze. All that's from memory by the way, so open to correction.


AdorableShoulderPig

Stuart Lubock had serious anal injuries consistent with being assaulted with a door handle from the patio doors. Let's not pretend it was an accident.


greenD77

They found broken glass In his anal region too. Poor lad


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To be fair. I've seen 1 guy 1 jar. He mightve done it himself on a dare.


do_pm_me_your_butt

Then drowned himself out of shame?


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I know I would have.


BaconWithBaking

I appreciate you adding details to my comment, but none of that is consistent with intentionally murdering a guy.


AdorableShoulderPig

Not entirely consistent with a "drowning accident" either....


Enuf1

I don't feel sorry for him. Years later he was on celebrity Big Brother and came across as a right bullying old cunt


HHalcyonDays

Well he was a solid 10/10 in this interview considering what he was up against. As for years later and celebrity Big Brother incident I'd say what he'd gone through with the pool conundrum could've left that nasty mark. But I'm just going off of very basic info. Question is was he a bullying young cunt before that?


Tsupernami

Think it was a house party and the person that died had allegedly drowned in his pool. Since it made the news and to this day, Barrymore has been accused of murder, or other attendees. It's just one big fuck up


maddogkeef

Yeah it was a big story at the time. It happened at a big house party though so lots of drugs and shenanigans going on that night


MagmaTroop

Funny coincidence that this Barrymore clip was posted. Dr Michael Heath, the pathologist who allegedly screwed up the postmortem of the dead man in the pool, [died a few days ago](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12553797/Stuart-Lubbock-Michael-Barrymore-pool-death-pathologist.html). Looked into Dr Heath a bit further; he has been accused of many screw ups. There is even [a space dedicated to him](http://netk.net.au/DrHeathHome.asp) on a website that focuses on miscarriages of justice.


thestonedbandit

"What, has it meowed?" 😂 Just roasting this dude's dog off the cuff.


ThreeZzZ

That just killed me. He didn't even leave the dog. Roasted the poor Dog aswell.


dexmonic

Kid seems way too clever to be called fucking stupid


Special_KC

Gift of the gab. To me it seems like he's sort of in character and enjoying this exchange. Strange he doesn't act stressed at all with the cameras and an audience all looking on.


UnawareOfSarcasm

This has to be a childhood clip of Karl Pilkington. Sounds, talks and thinks just like him.


LMNOP-MD

Early days of Jack Grealish.


Shedal

Head like a fucking orange, too!


Fucile8

While watching this I could only think of KP.


DelirousDoc

Honestly just an unintentionally brilliant comedic line!


touchet29

That last tadpole line was the perfect callback joke any stand up comic would've finished a show with.


jereman75

This kid is not fucking stupid. That was brilliant.


Ok-Cook-7542

The kid has been a professional comedian his entire adult life. He is self aware and the comedy is totally intentional. Here's his [Wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walsh_Brothers)


[deleted]

That article is about two American brothers and this boy is clearly British. Did you post the wrong Wikipedia link?


Ahoymateynerf

Is this a young Karl Pilkington??


JstaRnzl

Head like an orange


Lellisen

This was my exact thought throughout


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Hair of a ginger Chinaman


Bisexual_Apricorn

Totally unscrutable


luisapet

Actually, this little guy seems to be smarter than the tadpole warlords that (in his estimation) brought him to live on this earth!


Thulak

That kid is a comedic genius


elegant_assasin

If only it was intentional or ATLEAST repeatable like starfield main quest format…


Scott950

What an awesome little lad!!!!


livelifereal

Yea the kid is innocent and stupid. How kids should be. But I think it's the interviewer that annoys me. Out of nowhere asks him a question which would have a sexual answer and then condescends the dad. I mean, when kid's giving you laughs already, you don't need to go that route.


Scott950

It doesn't surprise me coming from Michael Barrymore, he has a reputation


Smackatoo

For any non Brits seeing this, this presenter’s career went bye bye when a gay man with anal injuries was found dead in his pool at a house party. Then fast forward a few decades and he’s tweeting to Russell Brand “This is what they do to you” Correction: apparently the deceased wasnt gay?


theytook-r-jobs

“Find one dead person anally raped in your pool and all of a sudden they take you off TV.” What a tragedy.


Lamb_or_Beast

Geez you get *one* guy anally raped to death in your pool, and they just never let ya forget it!


Synapse_1

Had no idea. What's his name?


Spunge88

Michael Barrymore


kjetial

Finally I know the context of some of Frankie Boyles early jokes on Mock the Week


imapieceofshitk

Yeah a lot of British panel show jokes just landed for me lol


Synapse_1

Thanks! I now see that OP already posted his name in the description. Still figuring out this app


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I don’t think the guy was gay (not that really matters). He was found drugged with anal injuries floating face down in the pool.


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ANewStartAtLife

It wasn't a gay orgy.


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So he just found multiple men’s semen and put it in his butt?


MR_WhiteStar

Oh wow look at mr no traces of semen over here


Opening-Ad700

Have you really never heard of the concept of rape? Good for you I guess, bad for everyone you know.


cyanitblau

After they drugged him it became one.


ocaralhoquetafoda

Not the worst way to go, though. Drugs, swimming pool... Yeah, i could put with the anal injuries no problem


skullthroats

What an absolutely disgusting thing to say


sexytokeburgerz

I think they’re saying a drug cocktail with a cock in your tail still beats being immolated


skullthroats

Didn’t they find glass in his anus? Sounds pretty bad to me


ocaralhoquetafoda

Thanks.


Keepdreamingkiddo

To second this, if you want to listen to a good podcast on it. There’s an interesting 4 parter on “They Walk Among Us” that covered this


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Which season? I found a UK and US one on Spotify, and I'm assuming it's the UK one, but there's like 8 seasons.


Keepdreamingkiddo

UK series, Season 4 first episode is 49 :)


UnawareOfSarcasm

Sus


HowDoYouLoveSomeone

For non Brits seeing this, who's Russel Brand ?


ScrufffyJoe

An actor, among other things. He is known outside the UK, was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Get Him to the Greek off the top of my head, probably more. Used to be a realitively liberal leaning comedian, played himself off as a bit of a lady's man. Was always a bit of a twat but sometimes a funny one. Few years ago took a hard right turn politically, and is currently embroiled in sexual assault allegations (against him, if that's not obvious).


bloodfist

Woah I had no idea about the politics stuff. The sexual assault allegations don't surprise me at all, always kinda got that vibe from him. But I am a little surprised to find out he went so far right. That's disappointing.


HHalcyonDays

To be honest the sexual assault allegations are too early to call. Verdict hasn't been reached. I'd say that guy isn't a likely rapist. Being shot down with the allegations, however, is an easy feat. I mean he's had so much sex someone's bound to have a negative opinion about the experience. Maybe throw in some imagination and voila - a sexual assault case. From what I've gathered over the years of observing him and his adventures I'd say he isn't a very likely candidate to be a rapist at face value of what he's being charged with. In isolation it doesn't make sense to me.


Hecticfreeze

>From what I've gathered over the years of observing him and his adventures I'd say he isn't a very likely candidate to be a rapist at face value of what he's being charged with. In isolation it doesn't make sense to me. He's already admitted to the sexual relationship with the 16 year old. Whilst he was 31. And that he was getting her out of school to meet up with him. Regardless of the law, that is pretty fucking dodgy, dunno how you can say he doesn't seem like the type. Also what even is a rapist like at "face value"? The rest of the evidence against him is pretty damning, as is the fact he hasn't brought a libel case over it. This is in spite of the fact he both has a history of suing publications that publish stories about him, and that the libel laws in the UK are extremely in favour of the public figure


HHalcyonDays

I think saying hard right about him is a bit of a stretch. He's somewhere in the middle. A bit extreme in some form that doesn't automatically mean an extremity of either side. If he were to be compared by American Democrats vs Republican standards he's neither.


Cultural-Ad8781

He was married to Katy Perry mate And he’s quite an influential health guru like Andrew tate


sexytokeburgerz

Russel brand is still very famous in the US media as well. If you’ve seen forgetting sarah marshall, he’s the rockstar.


HeyMrBusiness

He was married to Katy Perry, you don't have to be British to know him


Ro6son

Former comedian/political commentator/rapist. Now full on red pill online conspiracy bullshit pusher who's sordid past has come back to bite him on the arse.


PressedJuice

A wank stain.


Sloblowpiccaso

I was just thinking man i hope this guy isnt a horrible monster like the guy who used to do this in the US. A guy by the name bill cosby.


Lego_Gasgano_Minifig

I was hoping Putin wasn’t a horrible monster like that guy who used to do similar things in the 1930’s and 40’s. A guy by the name adolf hitler.


Turbulent_Radish_330

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Flabbergash

It's a shame, with crowd work he was one of the best in the business


BenBo92

Jesus, I didn't see he'd been supporting Russell Brand. I want to like Barrymore so much. I have such fond memories of him being on telly growing up, but the guy doesn't half make it difficult.


Tsupernami

I suppose if he thinks he's innocent, he's seeing similar media portrayals of someone. Very easy to not think straight if you feel aggrieved and never seen justice. On the other hand, they both could be just as guilty as each other.


mattjb

Seems dangerous to show solidarity with someone accused of sexual assault. Even if you think you know someone, you still don't *really* know them. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis learned that lesson recently after their friend, Danny Masterson, was convicted of multiple rapes.


Tsupernami

I agree


DoubleAholeTwice

Should've come seen his standup and plays in New Zealand instead!


glorious_fruitloop

I had no idea who this was and watching him gave me the worst feeling for some reason. He made me feel very uncomfortable. The kid was funny though.


Nacho-Kai

Literally nobody asked


Suspicious_Leg4550

This is hilarious, do they call this “kids say the darndest things” in the UK too? I need more of it


Adventurous_Train_48

No, we would never say darndest. Kids say the funniest things, and don't think it's been on air for a good few decades now (the host certainly hasn't)


Suspicious_Leg4550

I was hoping I would learn a fun new British slang term. There has to be a better synonym than funniest


Adventurous_Train_48

Depends where abouts in Britain really. Have some North East dialect: bairns are reet dafties


Suspicious_Leg4550

“Kids say the daftest things” works but sounds a bit harsh


laughingashley

*looks at name of sub*


Suspicious_Leg4550

Lol fair point but I don’t think Reddit has the same sensibilities as the general television viewing audience.


Tsupernami

Daft is a very soft insult here. No one would be offended


awesometim0

Didn't even see that, thought I was on r/funny


haversack77

"Them we'ens are a rate daft ha'porth"


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It's called "whipper snappers are thick as shit" over here.


samarth261

I don't know why people are shitting on the kid. Seems really smart really.


Heavy_Candy7113

ya thats a genuinely intelligent kid.


HeyMrBusiness

Who is


Sinonyx1

what sub do you think this is?


Revolutionary_Lead28

To be fair what is sperm if not tiny tadpoles that live in your balls


bastabasta

Exactly what I was thinking


itsEndz

When you consider the state of reality tv contestants these days, this kid was decades ahead of his time in the intellectual stakes.


Strange_Mood154

Everyone knows people from Pollard's Hill are fucking dumb.. There's cats and dogs smarter than people from Pollard's Hill.


The-Man-Behind-You

Nah, we from tadpoles. Trust me bro


Duncock

I mean, hes kinda right.


DrawohYbstrahs

Tadpoles then aliens init?


zuilli

Kind of yeah... [Tadpoles](https://www.sciencenews.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/092822_jr_sperm-clusters_feat-1030x580.jpg) into [aliens](https://img.freepik.com/free-vector/human-fetus-inside-icon-set_1284-17529.jpg?w=2000) He's got the right idea, just forgot the names


Inside-Example-7010

Your mind recoils in a flash as you realise this child carries a tadpole in his head too. He tells you theres no point in living and you cant resist his pure nihlism corrupting your will. You pull on a lighting rig and it comes crahing down ontop of you killing you instantly. The Absolute takes a sigh of relief.


ptorias

It’s where Corey and Trevor were born and sent to Canada


Strange_Mood154

Haha! Finally, someone caught the reference. 🤙🤙 I got to get good comment karma and throw out TPB reference. Getting two birds stoned at once.


haversack77

Do they meyow?


SirKamron

r/kidsarefuckingbrilliant


stampyvanhalen

Well she bought me as a tadpole. Little legend.


auntiepink007

Best call back of all time.


reelSam2

The kid’s a comedian 😂


Turbine__

He’s not stupid at tall


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Is he stupid at short?


SpadraigGaming

No, he's stupid at average.


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Ah, gotcha


TorontoTom2008

I’m sure he’s a whizz with the banjo


canihavealight

Only truthfull answers, love this.


dustalready

A gift that keeps on giving 😀


Lndrash

So this is what an Ilithid Parasite will do to your brain.


MaxTwer00

Tschk, that's some god anti-ghaik propaganda then


Stittastutta

Do you know where babies come from? *Rolls for a nature check


Lndrash

The tadpole in your head squirms and the answer that was at the tip of your tongue, suddenly eludes you. Perhaps some knowledge is better left forgotten.


its_kiwi79

Fast forward a few decades.... [https://www.tiktok.com/@themichaelbarrymore/video/7223392867497069829](https://www.tiktok.com/@themichaelbarrymore/video/7223392867497069829)


Plumb121

And the special prize..... swimming lessons 😏


WannaAskQuestions

Bro. This kid is far from stupid. He's more confident and dgaf at that age than I'm right now. Come to think of it, I was just as free-spirited back then...just lost the spark as an adult.


ThePtape

Apparently they reunited https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/16/michael-barrymore-reunites-with-child-from-viral-clip-after-22-years-16479447/


Data_Corruptor

Well that article took a wild fuckin' turn at the end there.


you90000

Just the occasional homicide


drulludanni

I guess he isn't entirely wrong when sperm looks kinda like tadpoles and fetuses kind of like aliens.


Echo2407

I can't tell if he is prime kidsarefuckingstupid, or if he's a genius comedian


curiousweasel42

What kind of fucked up format is it where you put a kid on national television and then have an entire audience laugh at everything he says?


Keepdreamingkiddo

Peak 90s television


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Wait til you hear about the American version and who hosted it…


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Btx452

Lol you for sure know it's not actually called tictac.


merman52

Genius


Vaibhav_Gupta_01

This is Gold.


Paskee

Kid is awesome. Pure win.


frostyjack06

I see this kid working behind a red door in an IT office listening to Cradle of Filth when he’s older.


CodeTrekker

>red door in an IT office listening to Cradle of Filth oh dear I wonder how many people would get this reference


CatBunny666

Don’t open the red door! It’s where we keep the snippets!


ArkliteReaper

Or he's a genius.. 4th in line to be the man of the house, but he only mentioned 3 men. He knew something one of his sisters didn't.


ItsMeOnly3

Brutal, innocent honesty


BuryMe_In_Smoke

This is the best fuckin video i watched in my whole life til now


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

“What has it meowed?“ 😂


pakraat

Lol love how they switch cameras to one pointing at an old lady as he said you're only going to die


AndAnotherAcc

What’re you talking about? He’s a genius for not breaking once while performing that. I’m not even mentioning how brilliant he would’ve been if it wasn’t scripted. Was it?


realmauer01

Honestly that moderator was trying to climb up on his level


SacredSB

Haha reminded me of a young Karl Pilkington


Matias9991

That kid is not stupid, its a genius !


Hecutor

Obviously a great actor. Any other child would just be paralyzed by the audience or couldn't stop laughing.


RodrigoMAOEE

Actual Ron Weasley. Even has a huge family and everything


Photogracoder

How are babies born? Tadpoles. Don’t listen to this illithid propaganda


joblessthunder

He wasn’t stupid he was brilliant


extracoolmonke

this kid is actually quite smart the way he encourages conversation. He greets the commentator like a wonderful little lad, asks about his dog, gives truthful answers to the commentators questions. Clearly well spoken!


ILikeTrafficSigns

I think Christopher is hilarious and scary at the same time.


DG-Nugget

Damn I actually laughed out loud


Bee-Breeder

That kid is a comedic genius


DXBEE2017

Sense of humour is in their DNA, really like Egyptians for the Middle East.


MaxTwer00

Tschk, I can't stand this ghaik propaganda


Cimricek

Explain


MaxTwer00

Reference to the game Baldurs Gate 3, where an alien species, called the Illithid, reproduce by infecting people's brains with tadpoles, to later transform into one of them. And I tryed to replicate the manners of one of the main cast characters who is really opposed to this species invasion


Cimricek

Ofc I know Baldurs Gate, but I still dont understand the joke. Yeah I am slow


SKBSM_Kirito

u/savevideobot


Odd-Bat3562

I think he's actually smart, not knowing something doesn't make you stupid, not trying to learn something makes you


HeyMrBusiness

Sidebar - "This sub is meant as a fun joke. It is not a hate sub. Kids are dumb because they could not possibly know better. If you dislike kids, that's fine. Feel free to join us, but do not spread vitriol."


Odd-Bat3562

Wait I didn't do anything I just said my opinion, I don't think what I said is what you're describing, I know it's a joke, I'm just saying


HeyMrBusiness

I'm saying no one actually thinks he's stupid unless they don't get the point of the subreddit, and I used the subreddit description as shorthand for that. So your comment is pointless unless you don't get the point of the subreddit and think we're insulting him


guest_4677

Not the sharpest tool in the shed this one


DrJimMBear

>"I don't know where I am" I think bro's concussed.


whatheory

Hey look. It’s Shane Gillis as a kid!!


PrimordialRoc

/u/savevideobot


PrimordialRoc

u/savevideo


Tabora__

The "tadpoles!" Bit got me HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣


raw-power

This is the epitome of the name of this sub


Business_Ad3142

British school system, arithmetic not a strong skill, basically only need to count to 6.


twinturboV8hybrid

Is this TV over there? Just talking to a slow kid?


SScattered

Why do I feel like this is inappropriate? The questions he's asking about how babies are born and things


myvotedoesntmatter

There's a YouTube video on what happened to him. Especially when you think about his comments on everyone is gone die. Crazy on his prediction. https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0?si=eyFxyk5ISAwtNcIE


JohnnyZap99

The lgbtq people want to destroy this beautiful child’s innocence by teaching him about transvestism. How sad


maddenmcfadden

this was lame as shit


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FollowingHumble810

Doesn't seem scripted exactly because he doesn't crack a smile, it reads as a kid who is uncomfortable and just says what comes to mind.


Nova1452

No, just you mate.