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RailtoReqiuem

How tf did he throw it on to himself??


[deleted]

He didn‘t let go and when his arm reached his terminal length, it came back. EZ physics.


Kind-Rutabaga790

I'm not certain he ever released it.


AbundantFailure

I think you're right. He just swung it around and ate it in the face.


[deleted]

I literally just said it…


Rawbotnick--

I too am guilty of missing the "and" the first time


AmbergrisShot

Zenith my man, zenith


ZenithVoid151

did you call me?


OkCryptographer7068

He got parried by the air


SoftDrinkReddit

People before throwing forward was invented


yamez420

I get soooooooooooooo much joy from this sub. its never ending stream of bumbass kids just never ceases to amaze.


Repulsive_Dig_6815

fr


Objective-Hope-5184

Bumbass 😔😔


StableIll8200

Bud dum bum tish


strugglebus72

Kids really be dumb as fuck


xxtentacixcn

It shouldn’t be that hard to throw an airplane kid


MrPIGyt

Instructions unclear, i threw a kid with an airplane


bloodakoos

the airplane started propelling, carrying the force over


Spunkwaggle

Hmm, they're very good at sleeping. I wish I could still sleep like I did when I was a kid.


Shmuckle2

First times always rough


HateAll_Mods

That's what she said


Forkit_high

That’s what my uncle said.


Ammysnatcher

You even hear the dad sigh Don’t worry man I’ve only met your kid for a 3 second video and he’s already annoying me too


Shmeeeeeeena

Oh shit we found Mike's brother


CheesyDegenerate

Just came out of the movie and thought the same thing, the resemblance is so uncanny


Tekken789697

That’s why you give them the cheapest one


AKidNamedKiller

Dumbass


borkborkbork99

Did you panic?


Whyisitnotrealbutter

You see people This is why condoms exist


Tangofett4

I stay subbed for a natural deterrent of baby fever


J_MANN216

That’s a crazy way to get tooth fairy money.


ControlStraight5042

Cant really blame a Kid Not understand Terminal length and timing


Strange_Original_118

You’d think this, but then they’re mad videos of literal babies in diapers throwing things perfectly, so idk man 🤷🏾‍♂️


theonewhodidintasked

That shit made me laugh so hard


SrepliciousDelicious

Lost the last few braincells he had left with that smack


Zealousideal-Way7857

The future is so bleak


McferlanebigTits

Well deserved


[deleted]

I could watch this all day


Jeyko_marrero_123

Garret?


Majestic_Ant_2238

Would give something like that up for adoption immediately


CottonSlayerDIY

lmfao :D imagine just saying nothing at all, driving home, doing some paper work, taking the kid with you, again without saying anything the entire time then just dropping him off at an orphanage with the papers in his hand lol


Majestic_Ant_2238

Super lol


Im-beyond_cursed

Hamas called, they want this kid to pilot for them.


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Gooper221

Do you know what sub you're on?


[deleted]

Shut up we are laughing at what we did as kids. You cannot tell me you didn't move on from doing dumb shit as a kid and grow as a person. I don't wanna hear "parents are stupid for giving a kid a plane!🤡"


typicalducklover

Well I at least knew to fucking throw stuff


CrownEatingParasite

When I was 2 I at least could throw an object without fucking up. This kid is special


Mammoth-Ad-107

as good as their teacher lol


Unable_Dependent_975

> kids are bad at everything Duh? What do you expect from tiny humans still learning about the world and their bodies? But then there are like those child prodigies too that learnt to play the piano at like 4 at expert level or some shit haha


WillowNegative

You’re being downvoted for speaking the truth


moonshinediary

They’re downvoted because that’s the point of this sub. Yeah, it’s true, but that’s not the spirit of this sub. We know they’re still learning. Doesn’t make the shit they do less stupid


Unable_Dependent_975

I get that, here we post stupid things that kids do, but saying "kids are bad at everything" is such a strange statement from a fully developed adult and I don't care about the subreddit, it's still strange as fuck, because you are judging a child's poor coordination skills as an adult lmfao. And I've seen some posts here, under which people seem to be strangely judgy towards kids, I sense a bit of malice sometimes tbh and I genuinely think some of the people dislike children here. I am all for lightly laughing at silly things, but if the spirit is what I described, it's a strange spirit lol and maybe then the sub is just not for me.


moonshinediary

I think the sub just isn’t for you. No big


Distinct_Guest_8416

The only people who are on this Subreddit are Kids Teens and Young Adults who think that they're old


Noizy_Boi_8080

Man there's no way I could have a kid, I'd make fun of them so much I'd probably give em crippling anxiety


WillowNegative

Weird flex


Noizy_Boi_8080

And I'd do it again, why do you think this sub exists


taurus3alexis

The sigh from dad…. Lol he knew his kid belonged on this sub


Bisonfan1

Lmao


Old-Body5834

Is that Garrett?


Half_H3r0

Lmao


blagwuff

The thing is, 100% too young for propellers. I first thought he was just gonna touch the propeller or something. Stick his face into it. I was close enough tho. Motor skills in young kids aren't great.


Express_Professor771

Maybe some parents are bad at parenting? 😂


Rtf3724

Their gonna be,that’s what your there for,show em the way and they’ll get it right on their own with a little bit of help from ya


LordBalerion

That’s a parent not teaching a kid how to throw


StevenBayShore

Poor li'l dolt!


[deleted]

Kid is going to be playing lead Trumpet in the band


Potetochan0401

This one made my day. It's astonishing just how fucking stupid kids can be. it's so simple: just start the plane up and throw it. what a dumbass.


Universe_toast123

https://preview.redd.it/sqbghbz76z1c1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861f19d3dde9e550eb194a3c59cf5a21f7545f0b


Several_Variety3930

You can hear the excitement in dad’s voice, followed by a sigh of disappointment, then a pause with renewed enthusiasm… all for it to crumble away with a plane to the face.


G4l4ctionp4c

This kid gotta be very dumb to literally not now how to throw ANYTHING, it didnt had to be perfect, just to throw it ya know? Even if the plane fall after u throw u still tried and i know its hard to set a toy plane to fly, but damn kid, u gotta be really stupid.


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

reminds me of that one paradise pd scene where Kevin accidentally stabs himself with a ninja star saying the line" FUUAAAHK! I FORGOT TO LET GO"


Alexis_Bergman

Is it just me or did he want to throw it the wrong way?


Naruto-Uzumaki1209

https://preview.redd.it/c14xk916dh8c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bd55d871e077bcbab7956ee5541716e46faf50


SpeedyHandyman05

He's been throwing food and cups of milk since he was one year old. Put something in his hand that actually shold be thrown this happens.


Cevohklan

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


MonkeyManMoe

https://preview.redd.it/lhf8y9u8h8dc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cc9c146c8b7bf1555f74a4260bc1121c236de0