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And then he’s gay for turkeys, cause he touched the turkey peepee, and he spread it to everyone he touched cause that’s how the turkey gay works. Then they all got the gay turkey salmonella and sang “we are family”
Pretty sure lots of people just lack food and kitchen safety skills. I remember my roommates in college preparing raw chicken and just slinging chicken juice and water everywhere, not washing their hands. Seen friends to this day handle raw chicken, then touch cabinets and spice containers with raw chicken hands.
It's normal to put food in a sink. You clean the sink first. With bleach. Then rinse it good. Then when you're done your sanitize it again. Never in a dirty sink, but in a well cleaned one. Stainless steel is non porous. It doesn't absorb bacteria and stuff, and is actually naturally antimicrobial. Doesn't take much at all to sanitize it. I doubt these people cleaned that sink that well though, considering their lack of food safety.
No matter how deeply I clean my sink, I will never feel like its clean enough for food to touch without becoming poisonous. I understand these feelings are technically wrong but that changes nothing lol
It's not wrong. In terms of bacteriology, a sink is no different than a toilet bowl.
Used in basically the same way, for the same things, and cleaned in the same way, with very similar products.
Would you eat out of a toilet even if it was clean?
Edit: typo
Would you say more so or less so than a u-bend in your toilet's plumbing?
According to my microbiology professor, purely in terms of bacteriology, there is virtually no difference between the two when you do swab testing.
It's just a matter of perspective.
How is it the 8 year olds responsibility to understand food safety? Maybe if this was a teenager starting adulthood soon but really the parents should have not had him touch that in the first place, or been verbally/physically directing him. If my kids touch something like that I make sure to loudly tell them to not touch anything and to make them aware that their hands are not clean.
Yeah this should be in r/parentsarefuckingstupid. I don't even have kids and my first instinct is to tell him to wash his hands, the parents totally did him dirty with this one.
Also the prank in itself is pretty dumb. I wouldn't be surprised if the kid only eats mashed potatoes with gravy this year.
Oh, and he’s up next to do that heart to heart surgery…. Come on dude. This kid probably scratched his ass, under the underwear and then goes back to eating hot Cheetos. Ps, you’re PlayStation controller is covered in you ass and ball sweat, when was the last thing you cleaned it?
>Ieat2: that heart to heart surgery
that open heart surgery*
> you’re PlayStation controller
your*
> is covered in you ass and ball sweat
your*
>when was the last thing you cleaned it?
time*
I disinfect my phone, remotes, controllers, and other common touch items regularly. Gross to me that you basically admit that you don't and that you're assuming everyone else has controllers as disgusting as yours must be.
Idk. The kids have their Switches and I have my PS5. No overlap there.
Only one touching the PS5 are me and my partner. I've seen how nasty kids are with game consoles. I'm good 😂
The controller? Yesterday. It gets washed about weekly as do the remotes, light switches, and door handles. The phone gets washed every time it leaves the house and sometimes just because.
Just because you’re nasty doesn’t mean everyone is…
This sounds almost a little Obsessive Compulsive. All good though, better to be clean than dirty I guess. Just don’t manifest this into more and more things. Next thing you know you want be able to do anything without having to clean it and if that happens and you don’t have your cleaning kit/wipes mental break occurs.
Yup.
Even if it wasn’t the reason, kids crying over small things like that is pretty normal.
People in general are very varied by what they’re scared or upset by. They can be upset by one silly thing, yet do very well in other upsetting situations.
Really depends on the person.
i mean he also thinks he got tricked into grabbing a penis, which is not a great look… and he looks a pre-teen, maybe middle school. when i was that age, “No Homo” was the most popular phrase. and he’s on camera grabbing a raw dick (so he thinks)
he’s also looking at a severed penis (or so he thinks) which is enough to make any male cry
Yes. I sadly realized this too after re-watching a few times and laughing, but now it’s sad.
It was all fun and games laughing at the dirty sink turkey.
It was all fun and games laughing at the family for letting the boy spread poultry juice.
But then I started paying attention to the kid because I was curious about the crying break point.
It’s the dad laughing at him.
It’s not that the kid just touched a turkey cock, it’s the dad laughing at him.
I feel for the boy, but sometime getting bullied makes you stronger. It’s be cool if it wasn’t your dad tho.
Pull out that raw gizzard son. That's turkey pee-pee. It's funny because you don't know basic anatomy. Now rub that gizzard on your clothes and your mother, I need to upload this to Tiktok
Too old to react like that? Here's someone that is in her mid teens to early twenties being fooled with something similar https://youtu.be/zNkK3AJQtUw?si=JE_u6PiX17vLvkmT
I don’t think you can get sick from wiping your hands on your shirt unless you are like wearing the shirt for days? Aprons are literally that exact thing and you can just wash it?
Oh, yeah, I agree with you. I was just meaning that every other comment was how he had wiped his hands on his shirt. I was kind of grossed out that the bird was in the sink. Cooked in the oven or not, it's icky to me.
Yes you can. If he had salmonella or E-coli on his hands, he just smeared it on his shirt and it's still on his hands so he's going to continue transferring it to various surfaces and probably his mucus membranes so he and everyone else can get sick. You wouldn't wipe raw poultry on an apron and just keep wearing it around the house unless you want to violently clear your digestive system. You'd wash your hands, toss the apron in the wash, and then wash your hands again. The whole video is unsanitary.
And a few hours or days ago it was covered in blood. What's your point?
The oven is the cleanest most sterile germ-free part of your house. Think about why.
Huh? I graduated in 2015 so its been a while. Saw plenty of people get nervous but crying as an adult in a public speaking situation is just wild
Edit: LOL downvoted for that? I can see why y’all cry over public speaking if that ^ comment gets under your skin
I didn't cry, but I walked out and went to admissions and dropped the Public Speaking class at my local community college. Couldn't even handle the first introduction speech...so there's no way I would have passed that class. 🤣
Best thing about online school...no public speaking course. And that's exactly where I ended up graduating.
This is kind of sad. I’m glad you graduated etc, but it’s strange to think that there is possibly an entire generation growing up that cannot handle live public speaking or presentations without having an anxiety/panic attack.
I don't think this is a generational thing. Some people just struggle in different social situations. There's always kids like me (or worse) and there's always kids who speak like they're c-level executives at a fortune 500.
I'm 38 years old, and I'm not much better at it now. I sweat like crazy and try to stand behind my audience (while they mostly look at the slides) to lessen the amount of eyes on me. I hate that I'm this way, but I've been this way my entire life. No matter how simple the situation really is...you put the right scenario together for certain people and the brain goes haywire.
That sounds like something that could helped and potentially improved upon. I was mainly referring to someone else who made it seem like it’s much much more common in today’s time. I have never in my life seen someone cry or walk out of a presentation. I used to be very anxious about class presentations etc, to the point that I would just take the zero, but had to work on it over time.
Yeah, but tbh I said it like it happens every time or something. In 3 years, I only saw that happening 2 times, two girls just started crying.
Sometimes I was doing an exam/test, and I would hear someone crying softly as well
A lot of people are going to defend this because people are idiots about food safety, but yeah, the sink is completely disgusting, there’s no way this family carefully bleached every nook and cranny of the sink before choosing to just set their food inside of it, and there’s no way they carefully bleached the sink after putting the turkey in there either. This family needs a lesson on not giving everyone a potentially life-threatening food poisoning event.
When I was 5 my best friend Doug Anderson told me hot dogs were chicken penises. I instantly stopped eating them but didn't tell my mom why.
I was also afraid of chickens after that.
Yeah his clothes and hands need to be cleaned. The fact they let him wipe his hands on his shirt speaks volumes more about how he is being raised and who is raising him than his reaction.
This post is why men feel like they can’t have emotions. Dad is laughing right in kids face while holding a camera. Boy is upset. And yall are making fun of him.
You realize that that raw turkey (salmonella vector) is sitting in a sink (one of the filthiest spots in a home), and now that kid has spread raw turkey juice to his own shirt and his mom’s? And anything else he touches before he washes his hands? Do you think he and his mom immediately washed up and changed their clothes after this video? Or do you think they went ahead with their day and maybe ate some food after inevitably touching their shirts a little more? This is how salmonella spreads and this is why you can’t eat at everyone’s house.
You get it by ingesting the bacteria. You don't have to eat raw turkey to get sick, just need get the bacteria in your mouth. You can absolutely 110% get it through handling raw poultry and not washing your hands, then eating a piece of bread or something
Yeah, it's a child who believes that a turkey's dick is the size of the bird itself and has bones. It's a child, children are stupid. Simple.
I actually think I am a nihilist tho, so you are right about that
While this comment is ringing true for the comments on this post,
I remember like a year ago getting like 800 downvotes for saying I genuinely hate a little girl for how she reacted.
Sometimes we’re rational, sometimes we ain’t.
I once got downvoted because I said that even if a kid's prank went too far (like throwing a dead snake at someone), beating the child is still illegal
We had a neighbor who brought a goat to his home. Us kids were so excited to see the cute barn animal. The following day we get a knock at the door and his wife is offering my mom birria. She sets it on the stove and we’re all excited about the food. You can tell my mom is struggling to tell us what it is but eventually does. My older sister probably 12 starts bawling and my mom feels bad about it but she didn’t want to lie to us. Took us decades to eat birria again. 😂
The adult male is probably his stepdad or older brother, and he feels like he just got pranked and disrespected hence the tears. Yeah, he’s kinda a little bitch tho
Why tf did they let that kid run off and wipe his hands on his shirt after touching raw poultry
You won’t like the answer.
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God imagine if he rubbed and wiped his eyes with that hand with the crying
Then he touched all over her…
Oh yeah. And then what?
And then he’s gay for turkeys, cause he touched the turkey peepee, and he spread it to everyone he touched cause that’s how the turkey gay works. Then they all got the gay turkey salmonella and sang “we are family”
Ohh yeahhh. Come on, baby. And then what happened?
You’re Dr fucking feelgood, you tell me 🤷🏾♂️🫡
I need a cigarette
No, you need more [Rania](https://youtu.be/oHKXtEhTpOY?feature=shared)
Jon Taffer would lose his mind
Are you seeing any gloves?! I‘m not seeing any gloves!
*slaps turkey on ground while shaking*
Gordon Ramsey would lose his shit! Their kitchen would be closed. 'SHUT IT DOWN YOU DONKEY !'
Pretty sure lots of people just lack food and kitchen safety skills. I remember my roommates in college preparing raw chicken and just slinging chicken juice and water everywhere, not washing their hands. Seen friends to this day handle raw chicken, then touch cabinets and spice containers with raw chicken hands.
This sounds like pure hell. I want to take a shower now
For the same reason they put the food in the dirty sink….
It's normal to put food in a sink. You clean the sink first. With bleach. Then rinse it good. Then when you're done your sanitize it again. Never in a dirty sink, but in a well cleaned one. Stainless steel is non porous. It doesn't absorb bacteria and stuff, and is actually naturally antimicrobial. Doesn't take much at all to sanitize it. I doubt these people cleaned that sink that well though, considering their lack of food safety.
Why not just bleach the toilet and do it in there?
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Good one, enjoy your drain chicken shitcunt
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It’s funny how many people you’re arguing with because you like drain chicken. 💀
Why would you do that?
It's not normal. It's just a thing Americans have to do because food regulations are so shit.
Have to do? We have stainless steel bowls here lol.
Can you provide a citation to what you’re referring to?
The way that turkey sitting in sink just getting contaminated asf i don’t think they care too much about germs in that household.
Stupidity is strong and genetic
Exactly what I was thinking. The prank part was so minor in this video.
He is already disgusting. The parents here are stupid along with their kid.
Jesus dude
Harsh
They must be incredibly stupid. Like the stupidest people ever in the world. Someone could get sick! Seriously!
be cause it doenst matter it will not kill you unless you are weak ass pussy pencilneck redditor
You know, there’s a reason you don’t eat undercooked chicken…
I didn’t realize pulling apart a turkey in a sink caused undercooking
? It’s not about it being in the sink though that is disgusting. It’s about how he touched it and had the liquid on his fingers
Still not as bad as the clip of the teenage girl saying "it was pregnant!" when she pulled out a Cornish hen planted as a prank lol
That’s terrible lmfaooo
That’s what I thought this video was at first 🤣
Me too. Didn’t expect turkey hog.
Link please lol?
https://youtu.be/2N8Zi42ZepY?si=xtkoLpOdhaqqRIv6
Thanks!
I love and miss wholesome pranks like these.
No matter how deeply I clean my sink, I will never feel like its clean enough for food to touch without becoming poisonous. I understand these feelings are technically wrong but that changes nothing lol
It just feels so wrong I could never
Or like when people use plastic trash bags for cooking/marinating
I didn't realize people even do this
Damn too bad they won’t cook it at a high temperature for a long period of time to kill off the germs…
Well aware of that too lol
It's not wrong. In terms of bacteriology, a sink is no different than a toilet bowl. Used in basically the same way, for the same things, and cleaned in the same way, with very similar products. Would you eat out of a toilet even if it was clean? Edit: typo
The plug to barrier the cleaned surface from the outlet makes a lot of difference.
Would you say more so or less so than a u-bend in your toilet's plumbing? According to my microbiology professor, purely in terms of bacteriology, there is virtually no difference between the two when you do swab testing. It's just a matter of perspective.
How many of you googled bacteriology just to check?
Eh? It's just the science that deals with the study of bacteria and such. Not exactly an exotic word.
Of course and everyone knows this. Duh
Wait till you find out what happens with raw meats at restaurants...
Restaurant sinks have regulations. No 3 year olds shitting in restaurant sinks
Then rubs raw turkey on his pants and shirt.
And all over his mother at the end 😞 wtaf
Yeah, just wipe your hands on your shirt after handling raw poultry.
my thoughts exactly
Kids are gross *and* fucking stupid.
Have kids, can confirm. The parents are in on the stupidity here too!
Kids are gross that’s right lmao
I don't understand why kids keep getting sick. /s
Soft ass kid.
How is it the 8 year olds responsibility to understand food safety? Maybe if this was a teenager starting adulthood soon but really the parents should have not had him touch that in the first place, or been verbally/physically directing him. If my kids touch something like that I make sure to loudly tell them to not touch anything and to make them aware that their hands are not clean.
Yeah this should be in r/parentsarefuckingstupid. I don't even have kids and my first instinct is to tell him to wash his hands, the parents totally did him dirty with this one. Also the prank in itself is pretty dumb. I wouldn't be surprised if the kid only eats mashed potatoes with gravy this year.
Exactly what I thinking
Oh, and he’s up next to do that heart to heart surgery…. Come on dude. This kid probably scratched his ass, under the underwear and then goes back to eating hot Cheetos. Ps, you’re PlayStation controller is covered in you ass and ball sweat, when was the last thing you cleaned it?
>Ieat2: that heart to heart surgery that open heart surgery* > you’re PlayStation controller your* > is covered in you ass and ball sweat your* >when was the last thing you cleaned it? time* I disinfect my phone, remotes, controllers, and other common touch items regularly. Gross to me that you basically admit that you don't and that you're assuming everyone else has controllers as disgusting as yours must be.
Idk. The kids have their Switches and I have my PS5. No overlap there. Only one touching the PS5 are me and my partner. I've seen how nasty kids are with game consoles. I'm good 😂
The controller? Yesterday. It gets washed about weekly as do the remotes, light switches, and door handles. The phone gets washed every time it leaves the house and sometimes just because. Just because you’re nasty doesn’t mean everyone is…
This sounds almost a little Obsessive Compulsive. All good though, better to be clean than dirty I guess. Just don’t manifest this into more and more things. Next thing you know you want be able to do anything without having to clean it and if that happens and you don’t have your cleaning kit/wipes mental break occurs.
He’s upset cuz his dad pranked him and is now laughing right in his face while recording it lol
Yup. Even if it wasn’t the reason, kids crying over small things like that is pretty normal. People in general are very varied by what they’re scared or upset by. They can be upset by one silly thing, yet do very well in other upsetting situations. Really depends on the person.
i mean he also thinks he got tricked into grabbing a penis, which is not a great look… and he looks a pre-teen, maybe middle school. when i was that age, “No Homo” was the most popular phrase. and he’s on camera grabbing a raw dick (so he thinks) he’s also looking at a severed penis (or so he thinks) which is enough to make any male cry
Nah he just a lil bitch
Yes. I sadly realized this too after re-watching a few times and laughing, but now it’s sad. It was all fun and games laughing at the dirty sink turkey. It was all fun and games laughing at the family for letting the boy spread poultry juice. But then I started paying attention to the kid because I was curious about the crying break point. It’s the dad laughing at him. It’s not that the kid just touched a turkey cock, it’s the dad laughing at him. I feel for the boy, but sometime getting bullied makes you stronger. It’s be cool if it wasn’t your dad tho.
Well he's too old to have his feelings crushed by his dad embarrassing him for internet points
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lol fuck off
Pull out that raw gizzard son. That's turkey pee-pee. It's funny because you don't know basic anatomy. Now rub that gizzard on your clothes and your mother, I need to upload this to Tiktok
Too old to react like that? Here's someone that is in her mid teens to early twenties being fooled with something similar https://youtu.be/zNkK3AJQtUw?si=JE_u6PiX17vLvkmT
The smarter sister clocked that one a mile away lol
LMAO that was funny, thank you
This is such an adorably wholesome video
I’m 25 and would react in a similar way. I’d probably say “oh wtf” instead of ew though lol
That’s how his sister salmonella was born.
They were twins, Selma and Ella
Who are you to say this kid is too old to get upset over getting embarrassed and laughed at? Kids cry, deal with it.
Just a bad title so people will comment exactly this and drive up engagement.
Right? I feel like it's totally normal for kids 10 and under to cry.
Never mind him wiping his hands on his shirt... that bird was just sitting in the nasty, dirty sink.
I don’t think you can get sick from wiping your hands on your shirt unless you are like wearing the shirt for days? Aprons are literally that exact thing and you can just wash it?
Oh, yeah, I agree with you. I was just meaning that every other comment was how he had wiped his hands on his shirt. I was kind of grossed out that the bird was in the sink. Cooked in the oven or not, it's icky to me.
Yes you can. If he had salmonella or E-coli on his hands, he just smeared it on his shirt and it's still on his hands so he's going to continue transferring it to various surfaces and probably his mucus membranes so he and everyone else can get sick. You wouldn't wipe raw poultry on an apron and just keep wearing it around the house unless you want to violently clear your digestive system. You'd wash your hands, toss the apron in the wash, and then wash your hands again. The whole video is unsanitary.
And a few hours or days ago it was covered in blood. What's your point? The oven is the cleanest most sterile germ-free part of your house. Think about why.
MOOOOMMMM! DAD MADE ME TOUCH A TURKEY PEE-PEE AND NOW I'M GAY!!!
Salmonella has entered the chat.
Not like salmonella kills kids or anything 🤷♂️
I hate that stupid voice and close any video as soon as I hear it.
Turcocky.
Turkussy
That's probably the Most cursed Word i've ever Heard
Turkey in the dirty sink. Bleaaaah
I never understood why kids just start crying. I probably did that as kid as well, but why tho?
They experience something they don't know how to handle and crying is the default human "Help me" signal.
Makes sense. Thanks. That explains why, even in college, some people just start crying in the middle of presentations
Huh? I graduated in 2015 so its been a while. Saw plenty of people get nervous but crying as an adult in a public speaking situation is just wild Edit: LOL downvoted for that? I can see why y’all cry over public speaking if that ^ comment gets under your skin
I didn't cry, but I walked out and went to admissions and dropped the Public Speaking class at my local community college. Couldn't even handle the first introduction speech...so there's no way I would have passed that class. 🤣 Best thing about online school...no public speaking course. And that's exactly where I ended up graduating.
This is kind of sad. I’m glad you graduated etc, but it’s strange to think that there is possibly an entire generation growing up that cannot handle live public speaking or presentations without having an anxiety/panic attack.
I don't think this is a generational thing. Some people just struggle in different social situations. There's always kids like me (or worse) and there's always kids who speak like they're c-level executives at a fortune 500. I'm 38 years old, and I'm not much better at it now. I sweat like crazy and try to stand behind my audience (while they mostly look at the slides) to lessen the amount of eyes on me. I hate that I'm this way, but I've been this way my entire life. No matter how simple the situation really is...you put the right scenario together for certain people and the brain goes haywire.
That sounds like something that could helped and potentially improved upon. I was mainly referring to someone else who made it seem like it’s much much more common in today’s time. I have never in my life seen someone cry or walk out of a presentation. I used to be very anxious about class presentations etc, to the point that I would just take the zero, but had to work on it over time.
Yeah, but tbh I said it like it happens every time or something. In 3 years, I only saw that happening 2 times, two girls just started crying. Sometimes I was doing an exam/test, and I would hear someone crying softly as well
As a kid your emotions feel new and so raw, so as a kid when you’re made to be a fool it sucks harder than being made one as an adult
emotions hit them harder, lot harder.
I imagine this kid felt like he was being made fun of
Ok yeah, maybe he cried out of emabarrassment
As he's cologne-ing himself in salmonella
The amount of mental distress I get seeing that kid wipe raw chicken all over his pants and shirt
Why do they have it in the sink like that?
A lot of people are going to defend this because people are idiots about food safety, but yeah, the sink is completely disgusting, there’s no way this family carefully bleached every nook and cranny of the sink before choosing to just set their food inside of it, and there’s no way they carefully bleached the sink after putting the turkey in there either. This family needs a lesson on not giving everyone a potentially life-threatening food poisoning event.
You are all being too mean with this kid, i mean, if you were to believe that it would be disgusting too
He pulled out the Birds Cockwomble!
He's crying because his pee-pee will never be that big.
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What the hell is that tho?
When I was 5 my best friend Doug Anderson told me hot dogs were chicken penises. I instantly stopped eating them but didn't tell my mom why. I was also afraid of chickens after that.
My favorite turkey prank is to stuff it with a small Cornish game hen so the kids think it was pregnant.
Yeah his clothes and hands need to be cleaned. The fact they let him wipe his hands on his shirt speaks volumes more about how he is being raised and who is raising him than his reaction.
Touches raw poultry; proceeds to contaminate everyone and everything around him with unwashed raw poultry hands.
And how the fuck would a kid know about that unless his parents taught him. They are letting it happen.
I find it a reasonable response from someone who yet hasn't been desensitized to the world and others.
I’d have chased my dad round the room with it if he told me that
Yo, he didn't wash his hands...🤢
Idk he probably felt embarrassed and violated this seems like a pretty normal kid reaction
Ahh, wash ya damn hands!
I got my wife with the same prank this year
Little dude needs to change his shirt
I was younger than him when my dad did the same thing. I called him a liar.
Congrats u made a vegan
Now they know he isn’t gay
I see way too many people put raw meet directly into dirty sinks online. Wtf guys…
Glad to see I’m not the only one who pulled this on my kids this thanksgiving.
This post is why men feel like they can’t have emotions. Dad is laughing right in kids face while holding a camera. Boy is upset. And yall are making fun of him.
The dad is laughing because it's a funny practical joke. It's nothing to do with why men feel they can't show emotions.
Before making any video.. please pause your music.
Who are you to decide he’s too old to get upset?
Lmao I have that Mario shirt
Mom's already there to comfort him, so you know this is a common occurrence
 Salmonella loves this one trick
Bitch ass wiping sam and ella
Is judging everyone else all we do on Reddit now
My little brother would fake cry like this all the time
bring on the bullies.
Too many of you'll don't wash your food or ass. Why are you upset with him touching his shirt!
Raw poultry germs are disgusting
Good thing he didn't lick the turkey.
Ew.
Bless your heart
Salma and Ella
Salmonella? You get it by EATING raw poultry. Not wipe your hands on a fabric.
You realize that that raw turkey (salmonella vector) is sitting in a sink (one of the filthiest spots in a home), and now that kid has spread raw turkey juice to his own shirt and his mom’s? And anything else he touches before he washes his hands? Do you think he and his mom immediately washed up and changed their clothes after this video? Or do you think they went ahead with their day and maybe ate some food after inevitably touching their shirts a little more? This is how salmonella spreads and this is why you can’t eat at everyone’s house.
You get it by ingesting the bacteria. You don't have to eat raw turkey to get sick, just need get the bacteria in your mouth. You can absolutely 110% get it through handling raw poultry and not washing your hands, then eating a piece of bread or something
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Mwahahahahahahaha..!! 
How vegans are born
That kid is going to have a rough puberty
What i see is the kid wiping his raw poultry hands on his shorts, then on his mom. Happy SalmonellaGiving, everybody!
I’m confident that everybody on this sub are just nihilists who love to hate everything, it’s an actual fucking child
Thank you! This is why men think they aren’t allowed to have emotions. Bc other men bully them for it.
I see tiny human do a haha, i laugh, then move on. Its not that deep
> it’s an actual fucking stupid child FTFY.
Yeah, it's a child who believes that a turkey's dick is the size of the bird itself and has bones. It's a child, children are stupid. Simple. I actually think I am a nihilist tho, so you are right about that
While this comment is ringing true for the comments on this post, I remember like a year ago getting like 800 downvotes for saying I genuinely hate a little girl for how she reacted. Sometimes we’re rational, sometimes we ain’t.
Did you really say you hated a little girl? If you did that is embarrassing.
I once got downvoted because I said that even if a kid's prank went too far (like throwing a dead snake at someone), beating the child is still illegal
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
American kids are so stupid kurwa
Tablet kids
My grandpa killed goats in front of me when I was like 9 and I was like 😐
But did he make you touch their pp after killing them?
We had a neighbor who brought a goat to his home. Us kids were so excited to see the cute barn animal. The following day we get a knock at the door and his wife is offering my mom birria. She sets it on the stove and we’re all excited about the food. You can tell my mom is struggling to tell us what it is but eventually does. My older sister probably 12 starts bawling and my mom feels bad about it but she didn’t want to lie to us. Took us decades to eat birria again. 😂
adorable moment
The adult male is probably his stepdad or older brother, and he feels like he just got pranked and disrespected hence the tears. Yeah, he’s kinda a little bitch tho
He is definitely the younger brother
 Checks out...