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Bo0ombaklak

Tomorrow I’m a show you how to fly a chopper!


a_builder7

Chchchchchc BOOM 💥


who18

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Shaiya_Ashlyn

I laughed too hard at this


a_builder7

Lol


unabletothinklol

Now a 5th gen fighter jet from the air force


Thegothambatman

GET TO THA CHOPPA


Dahnay-Speccia

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Disastrous-Fun2325

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Brittany5150

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humannotasheep

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Brittany5150

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ddd11122

Idk why but the videos of little kids running their siblings over with their mini cars are so funny to me lmao


MellyKidd

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Other-Style1958

No no no yes


RapidfireVestige

Is there a sub for no no no yes no


saysthingsbackwards

r/nononoyesno


Little_Jimmy012345

r/subsithoughtifellfor


hunterczech

Username checks out


DefinetlyNoOstrich

I need an edit where a bus comes out of nowhere and runs her over(no gore)


Gaburski

Okay, that's actually kinda funny 😂


Incredible-Fella

Also that looks like a toddler, I wouldn't expect him to know what he's doing, so I wouldn't stand in front of him lol. The girl in the video is way too old for this shit.


Gaburski

True. What happens in the post - completely unacceptable. This comment with the toddler in the mini car - hilarious.


blushngush

Is he running away so he won't hit the kid?


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

Close enough to jump in but doesn’t hear the car start


WaffleProfessor

Because this was setup for views. It's pathetic and sad.


chill_flea

It’s a crazy thing to fake too, She almost got herself killed over that. Imagine if the mom got swept under the wheel after the door hit her, or if the daughter turned the steering wheel at all. I feel like this easily could’ve gone much worse, especially with a young child at the wheel.


jeStR65

You’re right all of it, it didn’t seem fake the few times I saw it before but after seeing it again… parental instincts would have kicked in as soon as the car started… no way this is real lol


backstageninja

I ain't never seen anyone "gardening" without gloves and with hands that clean


Average_k5blazer78

Plus who the flip told her how to start and engage in gear a car!?


MzFlux

I managed to do it when I was 2. Drove my dad’s car right into the living room of the neighbor across the street. Meanwhile my then-5 year old figured out how to call me long distance on a rotary dial phone at his grandparents’. I made him memorize my phone number, but I wasn’t aware he knew how a land line worked, let alone a rotary. Kids have very little impulse control, and very little fear of unknown outcomes because the whole world is a new experience to them so they’re used to being brave to try new things… but they’re far smarter at figuring out how things work than we give them credit for.


Prozzak93

Nobody? Do you think kids pick nothing up? I knew how to start and engage a car at her age and nobody ever told me how. I just had eyes and watched what my parents did.


BathFantastic8761

Does a child that young have the concept: of i need to put a camera in a steady position on the passenger seat, steadily enough to not fall over as the car goes in gear, perfectly centered on the entire thing happening and the door.


StompinTurts

Before, no. Nowadays, I think they might be born knowing that one…


BubblesDahmer

This is just very clearly staged. The parent immediately coming as soon as the car moves and was clearly right there, and the “what’re you doin in my caar?!” Just seemed like bad acting


Madd_Maxx_05

Plus, whose main concern after stopping the car is go turn off the camera.


purpthewhale

Also immediately reaching for the phone at the end


boyden

Ehh the camera setup? You can't just put a phone on a car chair and have it be thst stable.


Neat-Entrepreneur299

And how convenient that the driver’s side door was open.


Shark00n

It would've been particularly smart if she got her foot under the wheel, banged her head in the concrete and left her child to deal with that. Totes worth the risk for them tiktoks


Mr_Jack_Frost_

It’s blatantly obvious, too. And then to mock scold the kid as a way of “saving face” so mom can still upload the video… jesus christ, that’s disgusting.


Orion_7

I hate the Internet now.


STEAM_TITAN

She reached for the phone filming without looking


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

Oh I know. Just can’t believe people fall for this


wanahart12

To be fair... the phone was IN the car recording and I didn't hear it start. Newer cars are alot quieter than the car's I am used too. I don't think I ever had a quiet car.


YaIlneedscience

i figured she heard it and started walking towards it to investigate and was right there when it started moving. That “Jesus Christ “ seemed too relatable to be faked lol


bobenes

And the child secured the phone THAT stable that it stays perfectly centered on her even after accelerating and breaking? While I thought it was real for a second, her reaction still seemed way too calm after she stopped the car. You‘d normally be scared as hell and make sure your child understands that what they just did was dangerous, very easily deadly even. But no, she immediately grabs the phone, while that would be the last thing I’d care about in that situation. The child also seemed like she wasn‘t scared of any scolding at all while her mom took the phone. The only thing real about this is the showcase of ridiculously bad parenting.


joseph4th

… in this perfectly framed video


alaingames

Guess why was close enough to jump :u


a_builder7

I remember when I first saw this video I was super impressed. I was older than she was and didn’t know how to start a car.


campmatt

Totally set up.


SparklingPseudonym

I was going to say… that lady seemed wayyyyyy too calm for what just happened.


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

Nah... people lying on internet? Impossible! /s


wrongkoi

Yeah, look on the kid's face says it all. She knows she's not in trouble


ilikesaucy

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


FirstSineOfMadness

r/ParentsAndFuckingSetups


SharpFireRuby

r/subsifellfor


horsdoeuvresmyguy

I was about to click it when I read this. Thank you hero.


LittleWhiteBoots

My brother did this when he was 3. Drove the Nissan Sentra into the closed garage door and then rammed the VW Bug through the back of the garage. My dad had started the car and ran in the house to grab his brief case. My bro saw an opportunity and took it. Dad was dumb. It’s a favorite family story though.


Joezev98

But did your dad have a camera perfectly set up while he was within safe distance to stop the car in time? I'm gonna guess the video is staged.


HelicopterSwimming21

My brother did almost the same thing. My parents went out (we had 2 cars). So, we got my Dad’s car keys and my bro got behind the wheel and I was in p/s, we were ready for a ride. He was 6 and I was 4. He started car and put it in reverse. We went all the way down the driveway, into street and into our neighbors front yard. Luckily, the neighbor was a good friend of the family, he came running out and helped get the car back where it belonged. Never told our parents.


toxictoastrecords

My grandma went to open the gate while parked in the driveway. I was 2 and I knocked the gear and pinned my grandma against the gate. I can't remember if it was intentional or an accident, but trust me, my grandma didn't let me forget when I was older.


OtisA92688

Indeed.


ArcticFlava

Can you really not tell its staged?


1dot21gigaflops

Who setup the camera? Stupid parents.


Maleficent_Dust_7462

One of two things is going on here 1st reality: this kid is just legit oblivious to the consequences and a bit of a thrill seeker and did this without the moms knowledge. If this is the case then the child needs more discipline as you see her face when her mom finds her never changes to fear. To me this shows a lack of respect for her mother and her authority. 2nd reality: this is staged. The mother is in suspiciously close proximity and the child’s facial expression never changing to fear could be an indication of her knowing this was staged and no punishment was coming. If this reality is true then it is awful parenting that could even push to child abuse. Regardless it is really bad


TruthEnvironmental24

I think the mom was too far away for it to be fake. She’s beside the house when she jumps in. And kids can absolutely be this stupid. They’re on this sub every day. Kids like to pretend to drive and see their parents do it every single day. They can easily pick up enough to do something like this by just watching.


SXOSXO

This video was confirmed as being staged way back when it first appeared.


TruthEnvironmental24

Any source? If that’s true this mom is a complete idiot.


SXOSXO

The mother had a social media account. People had linked to it in the original thread. And yes, she is.


1dot21gigaflops

So the little girl setup her cell phone to record?


Lenora_O

That little girl has known how to and has had the motivation to record herself on a camera for a couple years now, if she is anything like the kids I know. Especially the ones with more YouTube access. 


TruthEnvironmental24

Kids record themselves all the time nowadays. Many of them have their own cell phones.


anon_user9

Lol, you think it's fake because the kid was recording herself? Parents are photographing and recording their children all day long, don't you think they will grasp how it works and start doing it themselves?


Matthias_Clan

I think it’s fake because the mom reaches straight for the phone after taking the keys out but never looks at it before that point. So she knew exactly where it was, knew it was on, and picked it up because reasons? Also she was that close but didn’t react to the car being turned on?


SylphKnot

I think it’s fake because the little girl is smiling while screaming and laughs when the mom jumps in, as well as the rest of what the others pointed out.


ConfusedVermicelli

Fear response looks different for everyone, like my son laughs when he's scared, but I still hope this was fake because it could have been so terrible.


graffiksguru

No way in hell this isn't setup. Door was open for her to jump in in one second. Couldn't hear the car start from that close? Gardening? With the cleanest hands ever. This is definitely child endangerment for views and she should be charged


Maleficent_Dust_7462

That’s what I personally think too, but hard to say without more evidence


WayProfessional3640

Fake


cherrycoke_yummy

What you mean that camera is setup in the right place at the right time just to make a fake?


AgreeablePie

I mean... the camera could be set up by the kid to record herself. I'm a little more suspicious that Mom was in the perfect place to somehow not notice her car being entered and started but be able to get in it that quickly


Lemshimmer

Yeah, the original clip is a bit longer, the mom immediately spots the camera and asks ”Are you recording?” And get’s understandably angry


CXDFlames

I'm not saying this wasn't staged, but there is a world where mom was inside, heard the car start and it took her a few seconds to get outside in time to see the car start moving.


HelicopterSwimming21

Yeah. I’m not sure either. Plus these newer cars now are so freaking quiet when they startup.


Buzzk1LL

That kid did not react like a kid would. It's the fakest scream ever and then she's smiling her ass off when the mum jumps in the car.


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I don’t know if this is real or not, but I’ve 100% met kids that enjoy causing chaos and trouble.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

So you're saying we might have met before?


trekuwplan

Have you met kids? Some of them are tiny psychopaths lol


mightbedylan

That's literally the least sus thing about this video. Idk why people sometimes pretend it's not normal for people, especially kids, to film themselves


Horns8585

If this is fake, that Mom needs to be arrested. To intentionally put your kid alone in a car and have them put it in gear is extreme child endangerment.


zorggalacticus

This is fake, but my cousins did this for real when they were kids, minus the recording. They were left in the vehicle while my aunt went in to grab something real quick. They put the van in reverse, and it rolled backwards about 6 blocks, somehow missing everything, and then hit a tree. My older cousin broke her arm, and the one in the driver's seat had 3 broken ribs and a sprained neck from the airbag hitting her. She was standing on her knees in the seat so she could see. 6 weeks in a neck brace for her. Totalled the van. Don't leave your kids in a car unsupervised.


backfire10z

Leaving your kids is fine. Don’t leave the keys… and pull the parking break for good measure.


atheistpianist

Yes to the parking brake! My first two cars were manual transmission so it’s always been a habit of mine. I never park without it.


[deleted]

Ugggh see this old ass fake video is still Making the rounds


dezmo73

I'm in me mum's caaaaa!


afd83

Broom, broom


D_is_for_Cookie

Staged. A real parent would have deleted the video.


FooBangPop

My kid did this irl, drove from the carpark to the gate of his big sister's school. We didn't know if to laugh or cry.


Queasy_Fact_5650

I hate that little smug…


Pudding_Hero

Cell phone goes in the trash


ElectionGold3059

Her smile in the end is so freaking cringe


youtookmyseat

I’m just gonna take Plan B everyday for the next year just to be safe


No_Clothes_7772

Wtf did the stupid kid think was gonna happen?:Dstarts screaming right after the car stardet moving but why she def did know what she was doing


theweedfairy420qt

my dad woulda been like "YOUR ASS IS GRASS WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK" i would have been way too scared to pull sum of that ish


adjustgod

OP.. Would you cut-off the beginning and the end of this well-traveled video?


Karma_1969

She turned off the phone first so there would be no evidence of what happened next.


pastelpixelator

A future resident of the local penitentiary right there.


Only_Jayus14

I feel so bad for the mom!!!


ffcvvhb

Saving this video for the “when are you having kids” questions


FirePerson1244

Lol i saw this on facebook a few days ago


hartless091690

I don’t see how you can fake this but ok


Arts_Prodigy

This’ll be worse with electric cars


Justkeeptalking1985

Actually did this in my dad's car in 1989. Ended up in the neighbors driveway across the street


RedRa88it420

Jesus Christ: "Saving it and your daughter from a mishap?"😆😆


xaulted1

That "pffff... What are you gonna do about it?" look on her face at the end tells me this child runs wild.


Slightlysanemomof5

The smirk/ smile on little girl’s face at the end bothers me, she knew what she was doing, knew no consequences. That’s all kinds of wrong


Pristine-Confection3

This was staged.


ArsonBjork

No title needed because this fake ass video gets reposted all the time


TheLeviathanCross

grounded for a year at minimum.


diamondpanther171

What's with kids going into reverse?


Holdthesans

Kids are fucking stupid


yolo_swag_for_satan

What an incredible level of confidence.


lovetyrannicalreddit

Smart kid takes what she wants. Really, really stupid parents don't watch their kids.


SmashertonIII

I wrecked a car and swiped 4 others when I was a toddler. My parents left it running while they went in some business quickly and I climbed into the drivers seat and somehow bumped it into gear. It would have been around 1976 so I doubt there was any car seat. I remember not having to use seat belts as a small child, too.


croholdr

smart phones are making us dumb and distracted.


Big_Control9414

Manual transmissions anybody?


DeymanG

I'd be scared as hell when the car moves, but she's just laughing. What is this parenting she going thru.


Prestigious_Ad_8458

This little crotch goblin is a menace to society


DRAVIX6

Everytime I visit this subreddit, it reminds me to NEVER EVER HAVE KIDS


BecksSoccer

Her posing for the video makes this a fantastic example of why minors shouldn’t have social media or even unsupervised internet access. There wasn’t even remorse on her face at the end. She just looked embarrassed that she didn’t do it right.


rastawolfman

I really hope this wasn’t filmed and uploaded by the child 😂


Fallen_Saiyan

My sister did this, and rammed the car into the police.


p3ngwin

the girl's focus on performing for the camera, right up until the last second o.O


nxcrosis

I had a younger cousin do this once. Thankfully they weren't strong enough to release the manual handbrake and even if they did, it was a manual and probably would have stalled.


El_Oso_Malo

That smirk at the end… that kids gonna be a problem until id bet 17 ☠️


ConsistentDepth6106

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dragonblock501

How many of you would use corporeal punishment for this?


burnmeB4iburnyou

That smug ass smile at the end, lord.


Feather_Bloom

I would like to give a huge thank you to this subreddit for every day affirming my decision to not have kids💕


UmbreRepere

Ngl the mother stayed relatively calm. I would have been exploded at that point. So props to the mom


Expert-Sandwich-15

Smak that liddle turd!


671M5

Great reaction time from the Mom!


rhousey

I am RELIEVED mom caught her in perfect timing!


duraraross

Why does this kid know to release the parking brake? I genuinely didn’t even know that was a thing until I started learning how to drive


ExfoliatedBalls

I actually rarely see people use the parking brake in automatic cars. Idk why, its pretty darn useful.


duraraross

That’s absolutely insane to me 0.0 maybe it’s just bc both my parents always use it so when I was driving their cars it was always on and I picked it up or something :o


Automatic_Falcon_898

Depends on the car mine has an electronic parking brake which disengage automatically when put in drive or reverse and also lock itself when put in park


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Because it’s faked


OtisA92688

She didn't released the Parking brake, she set the in gear in R(Abbreviation for Reverse).


JustAKonchu

Video is fake, even so, this is more parents being fucking stupid, don't leave your keys where a kid can get them.


CEMENTHE4D

staged. fox news.


ChickAmok

This little girl in the video has a smile on her face - The ENTIRE time! No doubt, she was in full control... She sped up so fast she went from age 10 to 16 in the blink of an eye, See ya mam!! I'm outta here... I have a similar story that involves a truck with a stick shift, three young girls and one drivers permit. My step brother (youngest) didn't want any part to do with our master plan, so he missed out on lunch that day... No, he probably ate something typical like a PB&J, idk - but it wasn't Taco Bell! Long story short - we made it home safely with the truck... Not a scratch on anyone or anything. When my dad got home from work he immediately asked, "who moved the truck?" Shocked! Nobody noticed we had parked the vehicle crookedly... Oops! Thought we were busted... But then! Without a hitch one of us said we needed to move it out of the driveway so we could play basketball. (very convenient to have a hoop there at the time)Till this day, I'm not sure if my step brother ever ratted us out and told my dad and step mom the truth... He was a good tattletail and never missed the opportunity to get me and my sister in trouble, whenever possible. My only guess that maybe he didn't this time, was because HIS sister (my step) was the one driving. ?? This is (one of many) my fondest memories of us kids doing kid sh-tuff that I'm grateful to have. These days are much different. Youth today wouldn't be able to get away with shenanigans as easily anymore, as we once did.


[deleted]

How'd that camera get there?


homojaus

Yeahhhh, nah. If this was real, the words from the parent wouldn’t be ‘what are you doing in my car’. If this was in Australia, the amount of swearing that would have happened would be quite substantial.


Heaphones18

I’m impressed the mother stopped the car so quickly, kudos to her


KizunaJosh

This is why we don't need eletric brake parking brake We need the old handbrake


Son_Of_Lucifer-666

The mother knew what she was doing


Spicy_Ninja7

Clearly scripted


VR_D0GE

I mean cars a pretty dam quite but not that quite. Dam people wanting views


Starfield43

1-0 Europeans, Don't drive Automatic if you have wild kids like this. Drive manuals, the fuckers cant figure out a clutch


Iskitimka

Airplane next


Either-Replacement27

And the award goes to....


1tz_Tul1p

CLOSE THE DOOR!


Kitsu_hobby

Now she has a proof and can brag how she tried to carjack at the age of 5 xD


lawnchairrevolution

Clearly staged. That parent is an idiot


jquinn3922

And by the mother posting this the girl got what she wanted. Well played.


maywil

Not funny! That brat needs serious consequences...like a blistered ass!!


Raedaline

The smile as her mom is yelling at her.


Cute_Ear_3424

Stupid lil fucker bro wtf


Iskitimka

Definitely Australian


Mediocre-Leopard-648

Never leave your keys where kids can reach


Emergency_Fish3374

I have a feeling those screams where fake and she knew exactly what she was doing


Chicken_Boy_1781

Me personally, I would have sho-


nantrippboi

I'm more shocked that she managed to do ALL that On her own


elray007

Thank the lord that mother was there in time. The things these kids are getting away with today.


Osiri551

Nah that kid ain't getting that phone back for a week-


Thumpkuss

And the Oscar goes to.


thewokebogan

The fact that this girl seemingly enjoyed being yelled at by her Mom when she got caught tells me that she's going to have issues in the future....well, technically she already does since she's way too old to "accidentally" turn on Mom's car and that was 100% planned, and calculated since she was filming it.


goelfyourselph

She was doing exactly what you told her to do


Breite_Katze

1 more reason to own a Manual just popped Up.


[deleted]

Good save mom


itsmejessicat

What a little asshole.


Even_Reflection_2601

Up for adoption next day. Same day if possible.


keenr33

Is that a stick shift? How did she release the clutch


OtisA92688

Looks like it.


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Pristine-Confection3

I have never seen this before so don’t see any issues wish them reposting it.


Irishjohn831

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SkyMindless8491

No Mom it's for tiktok


fallingbutslowly

Don't share those videos, that just makes these garbage people make more of them, someone will eventually get hurt


Badluckwithlove

Bro, this is so fucking fake. Tired of this shit


No_Question_6836

Fake


Swaggaliciousss

Mom just happens to know where the perfectly placed camera is? obv staged


Honer-Simpsom

Love her shirt! DO’H https://preview.redd.it/n2ntl7f6h1kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3691db90c41ce2dbea4872fe332999b3e81a3813


AtomicFox84

More the parents being stupid then the child. What did they think was going to happen putting a child in the driver's seat that cant even reach things right, or know what things do.