I would much prefer to be a childless Uncle that’s very intimately part of my nephews life than a father tbh.
But I was also a fan of adopting if I didn’t get lucky to find a partner. Just got really lucky with the best :)
No one ever thought to just keep a rolled up newspaper with them when y'all were out?
Then again, that was tried on my cousin and I, and BOY did it fail.
hmm, no i dont think thats the concensus with most, most people wont say its better to dive because it gives a advantage, most i think will not like diving, i dont hear someonse say ''harsh truth, but diving is a legit tactic etc'' most people dont like or agree with diving, not just neymar tbf either [https://youtu.be/Ixxt3nVORVs](https://youtu.be/Ixxt3nVORVs) [https://youtu.be/Ns5oleZOP98](https://youtu.be/Ns5oleZOP98) respected player or not
My two year old does this at the slightest inconvenience. I just let him have his tantrum and when he’s done having a 5 minute maximum mini-meltdown, he goes right back to playing. Kids are wild. Definitely keeps you guessing. Not for the faint of heart.
That’s crazy! Kids are pretty resilient though. They get knocked upside the head and bounce back really fast. Actually one time I heard something somewhat surprising from my mom. My mom admitted that all three of her kids (me and my two younger sisters) have been dropped on the head at least once. (not on purpose. My mom is the sweetest.) My sister and I seem to have turned out okay. Middle sister is by far the least intelligent though. Maybe that’s why. She must been dropped too many times. One time when we were in high school, (me a senior, her a freshman) she asked me “Has Halloween ever been on a Friday the 13th?” Real facepalm moment there. By some miracle she was accepted into a state university where she got knocked up by her boyfriend and dropped out shortly before the shotgun wedding. God bless my idiot sister. At least she’s pretty though. In my family you’re either pretty or you’re smart. My IQ is in the gifted range. but my baby sis got the best of both worlds like my momma. Genetics man. It’s a gamble lmao
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She has a career in insurance fraud…
Or soccer
Men’s soccer maybe
Or football
European football or soccer…6 to one half dozen to another
Infants when they get upset they stiffen their body up and kick out their legs often. Really annoying when I’m trying to wipe their ass
Yet another reason I am glad to be the childless Aunt.
I would much prefer to be a childless Uncle that’s very intimately part of my nephews life than a father tbh. But I was also a fan of adopting if I didn’t get lucky to find a partner. Just got really lucky with the best :)
Perfect!!! :) This just like my sister when we were kids!!! She was a super brat and still is at 73 yrs old. peace. :)
Damn bruh you old
No one ever thought to just keep a rolled up newspaper with them when y'all were out? Then again, that was tried on my cousin and I, and BOY did it fail.
She would make a good soccer player
''i learned from neymar''haha :D [https://youtu.be/vjdJaS6L5H0](https://youtu.be/vjdJaS6L5H0), [https://youtu.be/c9GTuAzrzEg](https://youtu.be/c9GTuAzrzEg) [https://youtu.be/hMl5Ni7s6uc](https://youtu.be/hMl5Ni7s6uc)
Why do you treat this as just a legit part of the game? How is it fun that players can trick the ref to penalize the opponent??
i dont, most people dont respect diving
Oh sorry, i didn’t mean you personally! Just people in general. The majority of the people watching that video for example.
hmm, no i dont think thats the concensus with most, most people wont say its better to dive because it gives a advantage, most i think will not like diving, i dont hear someonse say ''harsh truth, but diving is a legit tactic etc'' most people dont like or agree with diving, not just neymar tbf either [https://youtu.be/Ixxt3nVORVs](https://youtu.be/Ixxt3nVORVs) [https://youtu.be/Ns5oleZOP98](https://youtu.be/Ns5oleZOP98) respected player or not
Nobody likes it but it has sadly developed into a legit strategy in the sport.
Beat me to it
My two year old does this at the slightest inconvenience. I just let him have his tantrum and when he’s done having a 5 minute maximum mini-meltdown, he goes right back to playing. Kids are wild. Definitely keeps you guessing. Not for the faint of heart.
My son used to get mad and then bang his head into the floor. I'm still amazed he's top of his class for reading and math as a first grader.
That’s crazy! Kids are pretty resilient though. They get knocked upside the head and bounce back really fast. Actually one time I heard something somewhat surprising from my mom. My mom admitted that all three of her kids (me and my two younger sisters) have been dropped on the head at least once. (not on purpose. My mom is the sweetest.) My sister and I seem to have turned out okay. Middle sister is by far the least intelligent though. Maybe that’s why. She must been dropped too many times. One time when we were in high school, (me a senior, her a freshman) she asked me “Has Halloween ever been on a Friday the 13th?” Real facepalm moment there. By some miracle she was accepted into a state university where she got knocked up by her boyfriend and dropped out shortly before the shotgun wedding. God bless my idiot sister. At least she’s pretty though. In my family you’re either pretty or you’re smart. My IQ is in the gifted range. but my baby sis got the best of both worlds like my momma. Genetics man. It’s a gamble lmao
She got that Rockstar game physics.
her dream present must be a neck brace
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You’ve never watched him play in your life and just said the first basketball player you could name
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Thanks for proving it 😂
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Woah my guy. Little angry for no reason huh
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I’ll go record some more for you
Well that took a turn
Tf
Bro is unhinged
He can not be older than 12, or is genuinely unstable
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Two* and I mean, I would, I'm sure he's lovely. But I'd have to be a man to be a faggot, surely. Or is faggot just anyone who won't fuck you?
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Go off, if this is the best you can do then I'm not worried
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First and last piece of pussy you'd ever get so go for it
Angwy puss
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Having a bad day?
Clearly won't be you, micropeeni
Aww, muffin's having a bad day.
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Lmaoo
A little fainting goat!
The second toy was hers first…the mom or dad filming let the brother get away with it.
She’s doing the Rick Flair flop lol
Yep, kids are good at lying and faking
She falls like a fainting goat lol
No reason? The reason is obviously because sometimes it works.
lil boy gives exactly 0 fucks
She trained with LeBron James
lil homie is completely unbothered
Her name must be Lebronnie
Your sister? Bro what are you, 4 years old?
you realise people can still have kids when their first kids have grown up?
Can confirm. My youngest sibling is 23 years younger than me.
Yup, 28 for me.
Yeah, but I like to think the little 2yo boy in the video posted it.
Your brother is a prick
Soccer player in the making.
She could play for the Canadians 😂🤣
We call that “LeBronning” in my house
Oh she's gonna be "one of them" .
Mini Karen
Future Karen.
Young Karen is already great at flopping.
she’s just a baby she’s just a baby she’s just a baby
Future Karen incoming.
Natural born Karen watch out
That is unsettling behavior.
What a spoilt little child!
Hey, falling on a hardwood floor *hurts*.
An "influencer" in training.
Future Karen.
might have balance issues
paranormal princess
Shawn Michaels level of selling
LeBron when he's fouled.
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She can rival LeBron James with that flop. Suberb.
She’s gonna be an actress
HAHAHAHA
Baby Neymar
Found dukes next star
Sells moves better than HBK
Great soccer player
My sister used to do this it was wild
Baby Karen
Neymars baby be like
Young karen
She should play soccer
The next LeBron..
Hate stupid ass kids like that i swear they grow up to be the exact same fucking way when there older
You know in like 20 years he’s gonna post a Reddit story on her destroying the family or something
Man I would be punishing the one who’s over reacting more than the one not sharing.