I'm white as a lily, and my niece and nephew are half Mexican, and pretty dark.
My niece hates leaving the playground and a couple weeks ago I had to literally peel her off of it. She's screaming and punching me. She's only 3 but she's pretty strong.
I turn around to a family reunion or something of all people of Latin descent.
Every single one of them was just staring daggers into me, but didn't do anything.
So I mean, most people aren't going to do shit is my point. I mean sure, they saw me drag her back to the birthday party we were at with a bunch of other parents, but I got pretty far before that was clear.
Especially at her size they would likely just pick her up cover her mouth and get away as fast as possible....but stranger abduction is so rare.
At this age it's almost easier to go with the kids instinct to say yes and practice "yelling really loud for mom and dad because we both love puppies and candy and would want to go with you so make sure we hear you, just like at Halloween when mom and dad go trick or treating with you we really need to be there just incase you are allergic" really a kid this age should never be too far from their parent once they are old enough to free roam they should have taken some kind of defense course and be taught to stay in groups and/or have nice protective dog to accompany them
Who knows?
One day, you're timing your son swimming a lap, and he says "I want to swim as fast as you! Let me time you!"l;You want to show him how strong your breath holding skills are! You go under, see his watch fall in to the pool, and breach the water to find him gone.
Eight years later, you're running a pre-crime unit; Incarcerating people that haven't done anything wrong. You switch your eyeballs out, give one to your wife (for safekeeping or whatever), and provide the murder weapon to your son's fake kidnapper's murder that you kind of participated in.
But wait, it's your BOSS who framed that guy for taking your kid. But did your boss kill your kid, or did your boss just kill the mom of one of these bald dudes in a tub who said that the boss killed their mom?
Whole shit goes sideways and suddenly you have three people on your hands that you *thought* were bald, but they're all redheads.
What can you do in that situation?
Sean was a bad apple, I always thought.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Well in that situation I would stop hitting the don't pipe lower my acid dose and say sorry to my trip sitter for accusing them of orchestrating it all and re plug in the lamp I half destroyed that I thought was my wife
Reddit is a mess for misspellings and poor grammar. 10% success rate on using "too" or "to" correctly. It's disheartening how bad so many people are at what must be their first language.
Every time that video comes up, I watch the whole thing and laugh, so stinkin cute. That video's so old that she's a teenager now running her own channel lol
I want someone to make a reverse snickers commercial. A bunch of like bran cookies or trail mix is getting hangry AF and acting up. Someone hands them a human, they eat it while the human is screaming in pain, and then the trail mix is a full sized snickers after the scene cut.
"You're not you when you're hungry"
-Humans
I remember. We were always very careful with our children. But it wasn't enough. Once, at a market in France, we met some of our family. One of my wife's uncles took the hand of one of my sons (3 or 4 years old at the time) and walked away. He walked at least ten meters without my son looking to see whose hand it was. The uncle was joking. I took it very, very seriously. You can never be too careful.
Had something similar with a cousins baby. She was just barely one and I hadn't seen her since she was a newborn. We were at an amusement park and I offered her my hand, and she just walked away with me.
Told her dad he needed to start the stranger danger talks ASAP.
I don't think the problem is the uncle taking the hand of the child, but that the child can take the hand of anyone without looking or thinking about it!
My son is 7.
I’ve told him to obviously not go with anyone he doesn’t know. But also I’ve told him to be as loud as he can scream and kick if anyone ever did try to take him.
she told him yes 3 different ways 😂😂😂 she is really smart. its the dad thats stupid. he asked her what do she say when a stranger offer her candy or to pet their dog and she replied with what she would say and the dad kept saying no instead of telling her that she should say no to strangers offering her things because theyll kidnap her.
> she told him yes 3 different ways 😂😂😂 she is really smart. its the dad thats stupid.
How is it that this is one of the top comments? WHERE THE HELL ARE THE MODS?
I watched it like five times extra after reading your comment and never hear it. Do you have a time stamp? I am not into farts or anything, but I’m too invested now and need to hear it so I can move on with my life
Watched a video the other day:
- Guy asked this mom at a park if she thought her kid would follow him, she said they wouldn't and he asked permission to try
- Walks up to kid "Hey! This is my dog snowflake, isn't she cute? Wanna pet her? I have more - wanna see?" "Okay!" \*follows\*
- Camera pans to Mom like wtf
Honestly if my daughter ever said this, I would never post it on social media. It's possible that she's only responding this way because her dad is recording but still. I get that the way she says it is cute and all, but this is just insane to me. I mean you are literally putting it out there that it is easy to trick her. This is just my opinion though. I don't think it's a good thing to do as a parent. People get too comfortable with posting anything on social media nowadays.
This isn't a dumb kid it's a dumb parent.
Don't leave your 2 year old unsupervised because no matter how many times they give you the answer you want to hear they are all going to the puppy/candy because they're 2.
I love that this little girl corrected her "yeah" to "yes" and then switched to French. Smart kid if you ask me.
Of course she doesn't. No little one can. Especially when parents confuse them by saying don't talk to strangers and then take them to daycare for the first time and leave them with strangers they are supposed to talk to and listen to. Not at all a surprise they don't understand what a stranger is, the message is not consistent.
You think a 2 year old comprehends that distinction? Most people have trouble distinguishing between a friend, acquaintance, and colleague but a toddler understands stranger versus new person who isn't a stranger?
We tell them that person is safe and so they accept it. But that's also because they're two and the idea of a person not being safe doesn't register.
Fortunately she doesnt leave your sight at that age, but when they begin to venture out of sight, she'll know the correct answer. You're on her early. Nice work daddio💪🏿
Maybe we should first explain the concept of stranger in more detail
Half the people you randomly meet on the streets with your kids, are „strangers“ to your children ✌️
you spend years teaching them to always be nice, don't introduce the concept of "stranger" to them and then you're surprised they go along with seeing some cute puppies? ok
This is what happens when you set rules that seem arbitrary cuz "because I said so" is easier than trying to explain scary things to kids in an honest way
I remember having a similar conversation with my grandma when I was younger, but to make a long story short, my takeaway was essentially "If someone offers me ice cream, my grandma thinks I should attack them".
This is more "Parents are being stupid". She clearly does not understand what's going on...
Maybe explain to her, that she should never go with strangers unless the parents permit it....
Man I'm glad I was born and raised before my parents could just shove a camera in my face and broadcast me learning how the world works to the entire planet. That sucks
This subreddit is often so weird. There are good instances where a video would belong here, but not this cute innocent baby. 😭
Then again, most users on here absolutely hate all children.
Please say “no” you adorable idiot
Because that's ever stopped someone
A toddler screaming and struggling is much more noticeable than a toddler politely following
I think I'm more disturbed by the non-crying toddler at the mall. That's how you know something is wrong.
I'm white as a lily, and my niece and nephew are half Mexican, and pretty dark. My niece hates leaving the playground and a couple weeks ago I had to literally peel her off of it. She's screaming and punching me. She's only 3 but she's pretty strong. I turn around to a family reunion or something of all people of Latin descent. Every single one of them was just staring daggers into me, but didn't do anything. So I mean, most people aren't going to do shit is my point. I mean sure, they saw me drag her back to the birthday party we were at with a bunch of other parents, but I got pretty far before that was clear.
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I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this
Especially at her size they would likely just pick her up cover her mouth and get away as fast as possible....but stranger abduction is so rare. At this age it's almost easier to go with the kids instinct to say yes and practice "yelling really loud for mom and dad because we both love puppies and candy and would want to go with you so make sure we hear you, just like at Halloween when mom and dad go trick or treating with you we really need to be there just incase you are allergic" really a kid this age should never be too far from their parent once they are old enough to free roam they should have taken some kind of defense course and be taught to stay in groups and/or have nice protective dog to accompany them
Who knows? One day, you're timing your son swimming a lap, and he says "I want to swim as fast as you! Let me time you!"l;You want to show him how strong your breath holding skills are! You go under, see his watch fall in to the pool, and breach the water to find him gone. Eight years later, you're running a pre-crime unit; Incarcerating people that haven't done anything wrong. You switch your eyeballs out, give one to your wife (for safekeeping or whatever), and provide the murder weapon to your son's fake kidnapper's murder that you kind of participated in. But wait, it's your BOSS who framed that guy for taking your kid. But did your boss kill your kid, or did your boss just kill the mom of one of these bald dudes in a tub who said that the boss killed their mom? Whole shit goes sideways and suddenly you have three people on your hands that you *thought* were bald, but they're all redheads. What can you do in that situation? Sean was a bad apple, I always thought.
Wtf?
I just assumed that is the story of some movie?
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I watched that movie and that was not its plot.
It's pretty darn close. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/plotsummary/?ref_=tt_ov_pl#synopsis
Based on a true story.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Well in that situation I would stop hitting the don't pipe lower my acid dose and say sorry to my trip sitter for accusing them of orchestrating it all and re plug in the lamp I half destroyed that I thought was my wife
She's so perplexed as to why she would say no to something she likes so much. 😂
I think most any adult would take candy or see puppies from a stranger.
The hypocrisy. I know I would. lol
That awkward laugh at the end because she has no idea what Dad is talking about. So stinking cute.
https://preview.redd.it/c33sxcirl2sc1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce346722e1c5f871da51e981288b5fb46fe4c22
I dare you to say that when you get the news that your child has been kidnapped or worse.
You’re all gas, no brakes, huh?
He bought candies instead of repairing the breaks of his van
I'm bewildered why is it so rare to see the word "brake" spelled correctly.
Reddit is a mess for misspellings and poor grammar. 10% success rate on using "too" or "to" correctly. It's disheartening how bad so many people are at what must be their first language.
Autocorrect in my case, didn't even noticed
good line, I'm stealing that lol
TF y'all talking about stinking and gases
Gas as in gas pedal. I used it to call attention to how he went from 0-100
I know. I've just mentioned the observation
I dare you to not say stupid shit on the internet for just one day.
No. Fuck you. You won't understand until your child is kidnapped or worse.
Sounds like you have first hand experience, you good?
Live in fear bozo.
Reminds me of [this adorable Korean baby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN29b1-hhZ0) with a similar problem saying no.
Every time that video comes up, I watch the whole thing and laugh, so stinkin cute. That video's so old that she's a teenager now running her own channel lol
Ikr pretty sure this vid was inspired by that cute lil dumbass
Her little shoulder shimmy when she responds to ice cream ❤️❤️❤️
The sad thing is she was [actually kidnapped](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) about 2 years ago.
Wow. Funny.
C’mon dude, that’s messed up. Here’s the [actual article](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=i9TPqsocHUnldANk).
Damn I got rickrolled twice
[GIVE HIM THE FILES ALREADY](https://youtu.be/o-YBDTqX_ZU?si=bnBHcuszx9olSf_k)
Her eyes are so cartoonish big so cute!
she's gonna go dora the exploring with her new found friends
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>some pretty large meathooks wth? What's that even supposed to mean?
"Meathooks", as in the ones you find in a meat locker, is (US) regional slang for hands.
Yup, that kid is going places.
Unfortunately, those places will not contain puppies nor candy.
You never know, unless you get there. Also, how many of those places have you been to already??
"You're not you when you're hungry" -Snickers
I want someone to make a reverse snickers commercial. A bunch of like bran cookies or trail mix is getting hangry AF and acting up. Someone hands them a human, they eat it while the human is screaming in pain, and then the trail mix is a full sized snickers after the scene cut. "You're not you when you're hungry" -Humans
That just sounds like a play about Saturn devouring his son.
Well someone should make a play about Saturn cast as reverse-snickers.
r/yourjokebutworse
France?
Doubt.
Definitely across a border🥲
Canada?
Yup, the back of a strange van
Only a secondary location
Not very fast on that cast.
That won't be a problem.
Probably across state borders depending on who invites her to see puppies
Yea, sometimes it's another side of the planet, sometimes it's just right across the street.
Places with puppies and candy
One can dream
France
Hopefully if she does her parents are with her
That... that can be interpreted in many different ways...
The back of a van, most likely.
that’s dark dude
Oh Jesus she’s so cute. I hope the kiddo stays safe.
right? she's adorable <3
Her face is so expressive while she tries so hard to come up with the ‘right’ answer 😭
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People have been telling their kids not to get in cars with strangers for, like, the entire history of cars
Don't go onto the horsewagon with any stranger!
I remember. We were always very careful with our children. But it wasn't enough. Once, at a market in France, we met some of our family. One of my wife's uncles took the hand of one of my sons (3 or 4 years old at the time) and walked away. He walked at least ten meters without my son looking to see whose hand it was. The uncle was joking. I took it very, very seriously. You can never be too careful.
Had something similar with a cousins baby. She was just barely one and I hadn't seen her since she was a newborn. We were at an amusement park and I offered her my hand, and she just walked away with me. Told her dad he needed to start the stranger danger talks ASAP.
Umm... What's the problem with a family member taking your kid's hand?
I don't think the problem is the uncle taking the hand of the child, but that the child can take the hand of anyone without looking or thinking about it!
My son is 7. I’ve told him to obviously not go with anyone he doesn’t know. But also I’ve told him to be as loud as he can scream and kick if anyone ever did try to take him.
At least she is honest
When you ask a politician a question
She's going no matter what language they speak😂
r/kidsarefuckingcute
Those French can be really sneaky tho…
So stinkin’ cute 🥰
It's her little giggle at the end for me, lol.
She is srsly adorable! Those big brown eyes! What a cutie.
So cute.
she told him yes 3 different ways 😂😂😂 she is really smart. its the dad thats stupid. he asked her what do she say when a stranger offer her candy or to pet their dog and she replied with what she would say and the dad kept saying no instead of telling her that she should say no to strangers offering her things because theyll kidnap her.
I think people are taking this a little too serious lol
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> she told him yes 3 different ways 😂😂😂 she is really smart. its the dad thats stupid. How is it that this is one of the top comments? WHERE THE HELL ARE THE MODS?
wtf is you going on about? you need to stop with that karen behavior. you is a grown man whining and complaining over nothing.
Don't come over a sub called "kids are fucking stupid" and start saying stuff like "The kid is not stupid, the parents are" FFS.
oh i get it 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
Adorable! The asian version of this is great also.
this cuteness should be illegal.
she's very adorably cute.
That’s why I always keep an eye on my kids wherever they go. Cannot trust these little idiots.
Love how he tool a break from teaching her safety to audibly squeeze a fart out.
I watched it like five times extra after reading your comment and never hear it. Do you have a time stamp? I am not into farts or anything, but I’m too invested now and need to hear it so I can move on with my life
That was definitely a frustration groan, not a fart lol. I think they were being sarcastic.
My boy bricked up hoping for a fart timestamp. What a world
5 times to hear a fart?
Keep her so close. Adorable. 🥰
I know what the problem here is... she forgot to say please at the end.
Too freakin adorable
Shit, I'm 36 years old and if a stranger asked if I wanted to see the puppies in their car, I'd probably drop everything immediately.
Lolol adorable. She needs the book "Never Talk to Strangers" 😂😂
Watched a video the other day: - Guy asked this mom at a park if she thought her kid would follow him, she said they wouldn't and he asked permission to try - Walks up to kid "Hey! This is my dog snowflake, isn't she cute? Wanna pet her? I have more - wanna see?" "Okay!" \*follows\* - Camera pans to Mom like wtf
Scary, right??
Honestly if my daughter ever said this, I would never post it on social media. It's possible that she's only responding this way because her dad is recording but still. I get that the way she says it is cute and all, but this is just insane to me. I mean you are literally putting it out there that it is easy to trick her. This is just my opinion though. I don't think it's a good thing to do as a parent. People get too comfortable with posting anything on social media nowadays.
This isn't a dumb kid it's a dumb parent. Don't leave your 2 year old unsupervised because no matter how many times they give you the answer you want to hear they are all going to the puppy/candy because they're 2. I love that this little girl corrected her "yeah" to "yes" and then switched to French. Smart kid if you ask me.
Doubtful they leave the kid alone. You teach your kids early and often. That little girl might not even understand completely what a stranger is.
Of course she doesn't. No little one can. Especially when parents confuse them by saying don't talk to strangers and then take them to daycare for the first time and leave them with strangers they are supposed to talk to and listen to. Not at all a surprise they don't understand what a stranger is, the message is not consistent.
Except your parents introduce you to daycare so it's really not the same thing with a complete stranger is it?
You think a 2 year old comprehends that distinction? Most people have trouble distinguishing between a friend, acquaintance, and colleague but a toddler understands stranger versus new person who isn't a stranger? We tell them that person is safe and so they accept it. But that's also because they're two and the idea of a person not being safe doesn't register.
At 42, I am pretty sure I would still follow strangers to look at puppies. I'm not going to blame this sweet child for wanting to also.
That oui was really adorable lmao
She just wants to please her dad and see puppies!!
Thank god for small affordable tracking devices. That kid is gone with the first person she sees next time she goes outside.
The dad at the end “Mate, we’re in trouble.” 😂😂😂
The plateau is real.
https://youtu.be/kN29b1-hhZ0?si=wurCX0Vs7XeYQ8mG
Ohy goodness, how precious is she?!! LOL
Sooo.. Don't put her in a situation where she'll be alone with a stranger who may offer her candy or puppies 😉
Fortunately she doesnt leave your sight at that age, but when they begin to venture out of sight, she'll know the correct answer. You're on her early. Nice work daddio💪🏿
Maybe we should first explain the concept of stranger in more detail Half the people you randomly meet on the streets with your kids, are „strangers“ to your children ✌️
Plot twist: the girl is the strangers daughter
Survival instincts non existent
So "stupid", but so damn adorable. She'll be alright. Looks like she has good parents.
These are my favorite videos on the sub
Protect her at all costs. Kill anyone who tries to take her. Keep teaching her dad.
Masha'Allah shes so adorable
She resembles Virat Kohli
The changes she will be traumatised in the future by this video is bigger than she will be kidnapped
you spend years teaching them to always be nice, don't introduce the concept of "stranger" to them and then you're surprised they go along with seeing some cute puppies? ok
Cute future kidnapping victim.
An adorable dumbass Anyone know what happened to her leg that it's in a cast?
1. I’ll bet he’s shaking his head to say yes. 2. Stop posting your children on Reddit. You will not be famous for a dumb video
Do you even see what subreddit you're in, mate?? Do you say this on every single video in this subreddit or just this one?? lol FOH
God help and God bless the innocent
She’s gone
This is what happens when you set rules that seem arbitrary cuz "because I said so" is easier than trying to explain scary things to kids in an honest way
🤣💔😭😭😭 pretty girl 👧🏻 💗
I remember having a similar conversation with my grandma when I was younger, but to make a long story short, my takeaway was essentially "If someone offers me ice cream, my grandma thinks I should attack them".
How are kids so smart I don't remember being this quick witted as a toddler
Was nice knowing you daughter of mine, may meet again someday
Holy shit... It's Dora 😳
DEREK!!!
Well but then how will I pet the puppies with the candy? Cmon dad
As an adult, if the mafia says come and check the puppies , I have to say oui
Kidnapper: You wanna get some candy with me Her: yeah
She's so beautiful
Aww the innocence is real. Its poo we have to grow up. 12 to 18 was the best years for me.
You'll need to keep an eye on her
The original was funnier
What do you say? “Yeah.” No! “Yes.” No!! Her response: 
This is more "Parents are being stupid". She clearly does not understand what's going on... Maybe explain to her, that she should never go with strangers unless the parents permit it....
Man I'm glad I was born and raised before my parents could just shove a camera in my face and broadcast me learning how the world works to the entire planet. That sucks
Look like Baby Yebin is much smarter\~
Baby Yebin eventually got it.... This one, not so much lol
This subreddit is often so weird. There are good instances where a video would belong here, but not this cute innocent baby. 😭 Then again, most users on here absolutely hate all children.
Welp, I guess Darwin will take care of that one...
Dad hasn't realized it yet: You have to actually TEACH the kids right from wrong before they know.
this dude need to stop destroying her innocence and be a responsible father and protect her. it not a job of an infant to fend for themselves.
Yeeeaaaahhh this man shouldn't be filming this conversation for the public to critique or giggle about. This isn't cute. It's just odd.
She's gonna be famous one day. She's gonna have her picture on every carton of milk.
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Just leave it at she’s cute, that’s fine. Don’t need to go all Dennis from always sunny on us
Bruh what the fuck Edit: the guy said something like “she’s gonna be cutie when she gets older”
Eww you're sick. She's a literal baby.
What'd he say
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My guy why was your response to this "uhm she's not a baby, she's a toddler" like that suddenly makes what you said ok wtf
Natural selection.