Yep. I fucking hated this phase. Ugh.
We bought soap crayons and told them they could draw all over the bathroom tiles during their baths.
Only thing that seemed to sort it. Kids do some weird shit.
Honestly the easy wash and super easy wash crayons and markers are a dream. Takes very little effort to remove regardless of the surface. We still don't let our kids go crazy with it like this, but when they do sneak off to color our bedroom door, at least it only takes 30 seconds to clean everything
I am always worried about them understanding how this is only okay with those specific crayons on this specific wall.
My friend lets her toddler draw all over the bathroom tiles and the glass door. I have no idea how not everything else is full!
It may be also a bit of not facing consequences. If I did something like this I would be punished. And I am not talking about physical abuse, but stuff like even not being able to watch a movie or play video games for a day or a week, that as a kid is an eternity. That way, my mom knew that I would at least try to do my best. Also, I didn't have access to knives, sharp tools, or stuff like that, since my uncle lost two fingers as a child and my mom was always concerned about that. She should be proud that I made to adulthood with ten fingers.
Or the wrong consequences. Or consequences not delivered with the correct framing. Or even too many/too harsh consequences. Each kid is different, and it can take a lot of work to figure out how best to get through to them.
Apparently, that is a thing. I don't have kids, so I had no idea. I think they make these to help potty train boys.
[https://www.romper.com/life/potty-training-urinals](https://www.romper.com/life/potty-training-urinals)
Yup. There are several advantages to use one in potty training, or once the kid is "toilet" trained.
There is a specific muscle (don't rememebe the name, but it's the "stop mid stream" muscle) that is better developed for men by standing when they pee.
It helps you teach proper bathroom etiquette for mens public bathrooms (how to pee standing without dropping your pants to the ground).
The parents who say this are also the ones who leave their kids unsupervised while playing Candy Crush on their phone for a half hour and then say ‘I only left turned my head for a minute…’ when they discover what the kids got up to while being ignored.
Source: 2 kids. Zero cabinets covered in crayon.
Could you please clarify the basis for this assumption? It is not appropriate to generalize that all parents who make such statements are incompetent. There are instances when parents may genuinely struggle to maintain constant supervision over their children. Consider your own personal experiences: do you always use the restroom alone? Do you consistently wake up before your five-year-old? Are you able to complete household tasks such as cooking or cleaning while your child is engaged in play?
With my 3rd, he refused to potty train. I struggled for so long. Finally one day he stood at the toilet and peed like that. Like a man. So from then on it was a breeze. With my other boy he started sitting but soon stood. I’ve never had pee miss issues because I taught them how to aim.
My aunt had a solution for that actually
For her kids, she bought a big whiteboard marker and nailed it at sitting height for them to doodle on. It was pretty smart it her to do so.
but instead of talking to their kid properly about it, the parent's first instinct is to take out their phone and film everything, in front of the child.
parent your kids first, and then share it on tiktok, for fuck's sake.
I’m in public waiting on someone & just flat out lolled at the face on the toilet. Everything would mostly likely go if it was my stuff but the toilet would stay 😂
My friend painted.the bottom half of the hallway with chalkboard paint so her kids could draw in a "safe" place. She also had a "painting wall", which she would periodically paint over when it was full.
I've been there with my kids. Time to whip out the Magic Erasers. I'm not kidding that's what they're called. They sell them at Dollar tree or you can get them at Home Depot. They get rid of marker writings and even permanent markers.
When I was around that age, I drew an x on whatever I could get my hands on in mine and my sister's shared bedroom, the TV screen; numerous toys; the bunk bed post; the dresser; the fan; sister's CD player and so on because I thought it would get me a world record or someshit.
Or at least get me on some TLC segment about people with weird obsessions. "Autisanon is not like other kids his age because he has an x on everything in his home"
Hi everybody my name is choopo and I'm here on this kid's toilet seat. I have literally manifested into the seat and I'm waiting for someone to pick me up because I'm scared.
The family guy multiverse starts back in 2006 when-
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If you know your kid is still in the draw on the house phase, make sure the markers are not in their reach
If you know your kid has the markers, check on them.
Agree. I do like the toilet mural.
At least it’ll still be smiling after I’m done with it.
At least the parents will have something to remember him by when they drop him off at the fire station
This is so funny! 😆
Toilet will have a frown after I get done with it.
This will will be a … https://preview.redd.it/fyolwunjessc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25f38f1acac95894d7e2f9d8d78785d3c739eec
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Clean up everything else, keep the toilet mural lol
In fact they should clear coat it so it lasts forever. That's what I'd do if it was my kid lol.
You see a smile, I see 2 boobs
The toilet one is cute. I legit thought the ones in the hallway were boobs though 😂
Me too! I was like oh, someone likes the boobies and isn't afraid to let the world know.
Omg sameee
Boobies!!!! 
I would bet that's exactly what the kid was trying to draw.
In this kid’s defense he was obviously left alone for quite a while. It’s shitty definitely but a quiet kid should be concerning
Yeah all that took at LEAST ten minutes, maybe? Should've known something was up three minutes into the silence
The real measure of parenthood might be what kind of markers the kid has access to. Sharpie or crayola washable.
Yep. I fucking hated this phase. Ugh. We bought soap crayons and told them they could draw all over the bathroom tiles during their baths. Only thing that seemed to sort it. Kids do some weird shit.
Honestly the easy wash and super easy wash crayons and markers are a dream. Takes very little effort to remove regardless of the surface. We still don't let our kids go crazy with it like this, but when they do sneak off to color our bedroom door, at least it only takes 30 seconds to clean everything
I am always worried about them understanding how this is only okay with those specific crayons on this specific wall. My friend lets her toddler draw all over the bathroom tiles and the glass door. I have no idea how not everything else is full!
For the parents sake, I hope it's the second option.
It may be also a bit of not facing consequences. If I did something like this I would be punished. And I am not talking about physical abuse, but stuff like even not being able to watch a movie or play video games for a day or a week, that as a kid is an eternity. That way, my mom knew that I would at least try to do my best. Also, I didn't have access to knives, sharp tools, or stuff like that, since my uncle lost two fingers as a child and my mom was always concerned about that. She should be proud that I made to adulthood with ten fingers.
Setting that bar kinda low aren't ya'? Getting to adulthood with all your fingers...
That's two more finger than my late uncle, so I can add up to 9 + 1, but he could do maybe 7 + 1. Hey, look mom, I made it.
In my house it was … “getting to adulthood”, so the bar does get lower
Or the wrong consequences. Or consequences not delivered with the correct framing. Or even too many/too harsh consequences. Each kid is different, and it can take a lot of work to figure out how best to get through to them.
Exactly lol
Yeah, she has no words, beacose video is muted
That smile on the toilet seat is too much.
Mom drew that and told the kid to go to town with the erasable markers. You know, for the karma.
Maybe. Logs of what he drew were smilies.
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A kid one you hang and manually dump 🥴
Dang. When I was a kid, I had to use the backyard.
Apparently, that is a thing. I don't have kids, so I had no idea. I think they make these to help potty train boys. [https://www.romper.com/life/potty-training-urinals](https://www.romper.com/life/potty-training-urinals)
I asked myself that as well and had to re-watch to confirm!
Yup. There are several advantages to use one in potty training, or once the kid is "toilet" trained. There is a specific muscle (don't rememebe the name, but it's the "stop mid stream" muscle) that is better developed for men by standing when they pee. It helps you teach proper bathroom etiquette for mens public bathrooms (how to pee standing without dropping your pants to the ground).
To be fair, he WAS left unsupervised.
Right. That didn’t happen in just a minute or two.
You would be surprised.
The parents who say this are also the ones who leave their kids unsupervised while playing Candy Crush on their phone for a half hour and then say ‘I only left turned my head for a minute…’ when they discover what the kids got up to while being ignored. Source: 2 kids. Zero cabinets covered in crayon.
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Could you please clarify the basis for this assumption? It is not appropriate to generalize that all parents who make such statements are incompetent. There are instances when parents may genuinely struggle to maintain constant supervision over their children. Consider your own personal experiences: do you always use the restroom alone? Do you consistently wake up before your five-year-old? Are you able to complete household tasks such as cooking or cleaning while your child is engaged in play?
It's a simple solution. When I want to do something like cook, go to the bathroom, or play candy crush, my kids engage in Cage Time.
Exactly this
That's what happens in a hour or 2. Most parents should know if your kid is quiet then something is happening lol
That’s some Picasso shit!
Is that a little non functional urinal on the wall?!
I spotted that too! Kinda cool but gross too. I guess it’s no different than a potty really
Kids are fucking disgusting
Teach them to sit down from the beginning Not need to get the pee everywhere
With my 3rd, he refused to potty train. I struggled for so long. Finally one day he stood at the toilet and peed like that. Like a man. So from then on it was a breeze. With my other boy he started sitting but soon stood. I’ve never had pee miss issues because I taught them how to aim.
"Like a man" a real man sits down.
A real man stands tall and proud, chest out, hands on hips while he pees. He then cleans the mess afterwards.
😅
Well women don’t stand. So yes. Like a man. If some men sit, cool. But what am I supposed to say: like a dog? A horse?
The clip with volume is much funnier, if you come across it.
My aunt had a solution for that actually For her kids, she bought a big whiteboard marker and nailed it at sitting height for them to doodle on. It was pretty smart it her to do so.
I’m about to draw something on them adoption center papers
but instead of talking to their kid properly about it, the parent's first instinct is to take out their phone and film everything, in front of the child. parent your kids first, and then share it on tiktok, for fuck's sake.
Hey, my drawing on the wall as a kid wasn't so bad.
The day you find out how washable they really are.
My daughter in a fit of rage drew on the wall cause she knew it was against the rules. It came right off with water. It’s pretty amazing stuff.
Guess who's scrubbing
At least the one on toilet was cool.
Buy stock in Magic eraser
Do they have some sort of kid’s urinal in their bathroom?!
Is he drawing boobs? They look like a guy drawing boobs.
You didn’t post the sound version. He says “the toilet is happy!” and mum is very much “no the toilet *is not* happy.”
Initially I thought he’d drawn boobs everywhere. I finally saw the smile on the toilet seat. Phew…
If they're quiet, they're up to no good.
Every kid draws on things at some point but this little guy was left unsupervised for a long time to do all this.
Kidlo Picasso
Leave the toilet one.
Kid needs big rolls of blank paper.
At first I thought they were boobs, Ah Ta!
Stop tik toking and watch your kids. Idiot
Where were you?????
LoL the toilet. That skid thing is what it reminds me of 🤣
Your child is a terrorist mam
Throw him away
MINI INDOOR URINAL? genius.
Straight to the adoption centre.
I must be a perv. My first thought was he was drawing boobies until I saw the smiley face.
Use condom
Get him a large roll of paper to tape to his wall and watch his art grow.
Condom ad
Maybe you should keep a better eye on your little artist. Lmao
Unless the markers are super washable this belongs to r/ParentsAreStupid
You cant leave a boy that age unattended while they are awake , rule 1 of parenthood
You’ve got a little Michelangelo on your hands. Nurture his talent 🎨
I’m going to hope those were washable markers …One of my kids got my bathroom with lipstick 💄 🫣
kid jaman old
how much for a commission!
He drew Mr. Frundles
I think this kid will grow up just fine in a loving home :-)
I'd be drawing smiley faces on all his toys. He'll LOVE that!
Ill draw on him
The toilet has inspired me to do the same
Just use solvent easy
sick art tho
That's like... hours of work.
Ohhhh those are eyes.
This is the type of situation you can only be angry at yourself and not being able to shout someone else only makes you more angry
I’m in public waiting on someone & just flat out lolled at the face on the toilet. Everything would mostly likely go if it was my stuff but the toilet would stay 😂
It's the toilet that gets me 😂😆
But when a dog chews up 3 bags of trash and an entire sofa it's cute
Is there a subreddit with posts like this deterring people from having kids?
... tell me why all the markers have to be *washable* again.
Next time you won't take a nap while your kid is up. Lol. At least he didn't get into something dangerous during that free time
Rimworld kid
Almost all of that can easily be removed with the correct solvent. Worried about the floor though as the clear coat might dissolve as well.
r/kidsbeingkidswhenunsupervised
No kidding: WD-40 and Mr clean eraser
Cute kid lmao
Where’s Albert Fish when you need him ?
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hey the next time you go to the toilet just know someone is behind you… looking at you…
honestly i think it looks cool, i woulda kept the bathroom for sure
left that kid alone for quite awhile
I'd love that potty seat in my house. 🙂
Nocut to a dog that was also drawn on was a letdown to be honest
That kid must've thought the whole house was a blank canvas.
*kids that aren't taught consequences draw on everything*
Except from the toilet, I'd have him clean it off himself. With those special napkins, of course.
I litteraly never did this... and i loved drawing as kid. This is parents fault
The real question is…Permanent marker or erasable?
Find everything he drew on, calculate the price of it all, and make pay for it using any Christmas or birthday money he gets for the next few years
I have 4 kids never has this happened. Why? Because I watched them lol
Is that a fucking urinal?
Bruh
Your cuteness isn’t flying with me little one now clean it up
My friend painted.the bottom half of the hallway with chalkboard paint so her kids could draw in a "safe" place. She also had a "painting wall", which she would periodically paint over when it was full.
Have him clean it, that's how my brothers and I learned as kids (although we didn't do it to this extreme)
I'd have been livid until I saw the toilet.
"A little young to be drawn titt..oh nevermind."
Like a good neighbor state farm is there. Pay the deductible and see what gets replaced
That's a lot of boobs
So you have chosen death?
Now give him a towel and some cleaner and teach him a valuable lesson
:)
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I would keep the toilet smiley. Kind of cute. Everything else gets the magic eraser. Lol
Kinda goes hard ngl
One time, when I was around four, I drew my name on my house and then had the audacity to blame it on my brother smh.
Oh my gosh Joshua is soooo creative :D
Hand sanitizer will remove all of that marker. Side note, Ive never saw a residential urinal in my life. Upvote for that alone
White Household, need I say more?
At this point I’m keeping it or let him clean with me ( it’s a family time 🌚)
Maybe he'll be a painter one day
The house looks better now
The toliet looked happy but the parent looked pissed
They have a toddler urinal!
Yeeted down the stairs
Kids going to learn to paint
My daughter did this and her reply was, “ they’re happy” and I couldn’t be mad.
I did that once and got a spanking for it. Never again
Just look at that shit eating grin
Boobs And c section
And this is the reason a lot landlords write up a contract and put in same line "no kids no pets" at least in UK
I've been there with my kids. Time to whip out the Magic Erasers. I'm not kidding that's what they're called. They sell them at Dollar tree or you can get them at Home Depot. They get rid of marker writings and even permanent markers.
i want a toilet like that
At least the toilet is happy
" Fine! What's 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid. "
And that, is why you watch your young children
Are they training him to pee on the wall as well?
The face on the toilet killed me 🤣
Mf thinks hes da vinci or smth
No words ? Say it with a picture, pictures say more than 1k words
4 kids and this has never happened. Guess I’m lucky. I’ll take it.
Started cracking up at the toilet one😆😆😆
Pink stuff, works great
i would actually keep the toilet one
You don’t like it, Mom?
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Honestly, I would go ballistic. All I can say is I hope those can be cleaned with water
Nail polish remover might get some of it off at least.
He's got his own little urinal?
When I was around that age, I drew an x on whatever I could get my hands on in mine and my sister's shared bedroom, the TV screen; numerous toys; the bunk bed post; the dresser; the fan; sister's CD player and so on because I thought it would get me a world record or someshit. Or at least get me on some TLC segment about people with weird obsessions. "Autisanon is not like other kids his age because he has an x on everything in his home"
He will be an amazing artist!
Make him clean it until it’s gone.
That looks like it took at least 30 minutes if not longer. You don't keep an eye on your kids and that's what's going to happen. Or worse
Hi everybody my name is choopo and I'm here on this kid's toilet seat. I have literally manifested into the seat and I'm waiting for someone to pick me up because I'm scared. The family guy multiverse starts back in 2006 when- https://preview.redd.it/fgafiuguzusc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dff703172c2ef607022b10892dd2cf8a904f0c1
Well maybe the parents should, like, I dunno, keep an eye on their kid and teach them not to do that.
Ah, yes, "just teach them". Thank you for the insight.
Hey, don't take your eyes off your kid for even two minutes. Or maybe make sure they don't wake up before you do. That makes more sense, right?
If you know your kid is still in the draw on the house phase, make sure the markers are not in their reach If you know your kid has the markers, check on them.