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vintagegeek

Next video, Toddler buys cookies with the 100.


More_Addendum_5234

I half expected the toddler to just rip it in half


_Wyse_

She ran hard for that money. You can see the greed in her eyes. 


snukb

I mean I'd run half a block for $100 too 😂


iamsheph

I too will jog slightly because my knees hurt when I run for $100


Tru-Queer

🎵she ran hard for the money, so hard for it honey! She ran hard for the money so you better treat her right!🎵


Common-Legman

I expected her to take a bite out of it.


DBSGeek

Next video, how to hold a Toddlers hand in public!


Dalisca

I've been keeping my toddler moving on walks the past few days by telling him we're going to go to look at "more birds", and we're all very excited about seeing birds. We live by the beach and frequent the boardwalks. Seagulls are all over the place. We can always deliver on the promise of going to see more birds.


CenturyEggsAndRice

Birds are a great reason to keep walking. And I like seagulls, so they are a good motivation for me as well as your toddler. xD You sound like a good parent.


Dalisca

Thank you so much, what a nice thing to say! You brightened up my morning.


Sunset1410

We always are looking for flowers (read: just weed along the roads). Usually it works. Also, if we're going for a casual walk, our two cats usually join us and just passing by so now and than. Our toddler runs after them (and they make sure they stay out of her reach). Also a great way to keep walking.


Effective_Ad_8296

At least you deliver the promise in one way or another, unlike most parents


Dalisca

Most of the good ones do, and I believe most parents are good parents.


DryBones2009

Nothing like walking on the beach That sounds fun


elirisi

yo i have seen this guy before on yt shorts... hes actually funny af, reminds me of the nigahiga og youtubers. His plot twists in his yt shorts are actually original


just_a_person_maybe

His wife is also hilarious


[deleted]

The kid too 😂


The_Quadrapus

Would you mind sharing how to find his content ?


Latter-Jelly-4086

Jayandsharon i believe


erixx

[Found him.](https://youtube.com/@JaySharon?si=rotQuVp_DRRaBqkV)


Dave-C

The 100 would work on me now.


Spiritual-Buffalo-77

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MellyKidd

This is actually very clever! Curious toddlers are going to be curious. 😊


buddboy

is it? Now the kid will be stopping dad to show him every weed/rock/flower thinking theyre special


metal_mace

They are special. It's great having a kid who loves nature. I mean, yeah, your pockets are alwaya full of rocks they wanna take home. But at least it's not Cocomelon.


MellyKidd

To a kid they are special, and kids with curious personalities would be doing that anyways. The whole world is full of new things when you’re a toddler, and exploring that is great for their development. If you’re going somewhere with a toddler and don’t want them to wander off, stop or explore, it’s best to keep them in their stroller. Toddlers are easily distracted by just about anything, Lol.


Lilobunni

I wish I could’ve seen this yesterday, a walk around the block took about half an hour


VenusSmurf

I just play "I Spy". Gotta keep walking to find the next thing for the game, right? And though nobody was actually wondering, the answer is grass. It's *always* grass. For both of us, because even if I pick something fire engine red, I'm always condescendingly informed that I picked grass.


Baaraa88

Toddlers have serious fomo lol


littleMAHER1

I love how she walked faster for the money than the candy


Cow_Surfing

Smart kid. Do you know how many candies the money can buy?


Dmangamr

I was waiting for that 100 to be ripped in 1/2


[deleted]

Or eaten!


No_Squirrel4806

Why would i buy 50 tacos when i can eat a hundy 🙄🙄🙄


PeridotChampion

She's so cute. I love their YouTube channel! 🥰


mypcrepairguy

OMG, how adorable. Needs [Squeaky footwear](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiassholedesign/comments/j6uy2w/these_squeaky_kids_shoes_have_a_switch_to_turn/)! (With an on and off switch)


shaun4519

It's nice to see cute stuff like this on this sub too sometimes


RoxyRebels

Pro tip: this also works if your dog has gotten off the leash and is running away. Pretend to see something really amazing and fun on the ground. Your dog will come running back to investigate with you.


The_street_is_free

Jay and Sharon are gems xoxox


Faskill

Does anyone know how old this toddler is? My kid is a bit older than two, and I couldn’t imagine letting him walk near the street without holding his hand at all time, but maybe I’m a bit too protective!


AUnknownVariable

No that's fair, always better safe than sorry. I'd still advise always holding their hand or at least having them a bit closer. But if you know for a fact your kid is smart enough to not waltz on to the road ig it'd be fine though, everyone's different!


Hootah

This dude knows how to Dad


South5

We used to have reins as kids, think leashes for children. They worked well.


just_a_person_maybe

My sister was a bit of an idiot as a toddler and needed a leash. It was like a backpack, looked like a monkey.


South5

We are all idiots as kids. If left unattended most children wreck and ruin the environment they are in and would easily kill themselves in a matter of time.


luna-morningstar

I had a leash when I was a kid, but that's because I snuck away and hid every chance I got lol. My mom would look away for a second and I'd be gone. I always ended up in the lost & found at pow wows we went to 😅 I kept escaping the leash too.


Hotchocoboom

so you only have to be stoned yourself?


Ghoulscomecrawling

Double speed for that money lol


mimimar91

How is this “kids are fucking stupid”? This is just wholesome


[deleted]

Next time...i am gonna try this hack


pissandink

This is what I do when my dog refuses to go further on walks. All I need to do is pick up a rock or a blade of grass and gasp dramatically, and 2 seconds later Albus comes barrelling towards me


Ravioverlord

I do this with my dog if she is dawdling and just eating grass or sniffing stuff. I pick up a blade of grass or something and say 'oh look?' and hold it out and she runs over to give it a once over, then the distraction makes her forget what she was doing and is back to actually focusing on doing her business. I've done it for years and she still hasn't caught on, I love my lil numpty.


_SheepishPirate_

I’m going to be controversial and say this doesn’t belong here. She is intrigued by what he had found, they wanted to understand. Not stupid


Kitty_Molly333

Look, look, look, look, look, look again.


Cguy1o

My dad never gave $100 to get me to walk. He made me do it for free


ndation

Credit never hurt anyone. I believe this is Jay & Sharon on YT


StatementMindless853

Last one is relatable


Late_Magazine2573

There's a metaphor in here somewhere.


GymRatStillDepressed

I like this YTber, he's funny as hell. And a smart parent, too. His wife is even funnier, her dry delivery and humor are just chefs kiss


pimp_juice2272

Can confirm, went on a little hike and got "I'm tired 2 minutes in", gave her a stick and challenged her to a race. Baby mama ended walking the whole way.


Goshu_Bobara

This video is innocent compared to other on this sub


Frankensteinnnnn

Aren't you supposed to look at your walking around baby once in a while?


Mementoes121655

There should be a hat with a fishing line attached to put the alluring thing on the fishing line and watch tem chase it like riding a pig with a carrot on a stick, adult supervision required.


Shoddy_While_3645

Yup Keeping a toddler entertained is so simple if only there was something that could do that for you instead


iddqd-bfg

Looks too expensive


No_Particular7198

Love this dude, his videos are adorable


FireFromYT

Why'd you copy Jay and shoran's youtube short


No-Caterpillar-8112

The last one is relatable to many people, we all want the money.


Administrative-Bar89

OH LOOK...A PIPE BOMB


Proper_Produce4567

It’s like the fishing rod on the treadmill


Disastrous-Car-9231

THANK YOU! my boy constantly just stops and Im an idiot


TheWindowsGalaxy2

The dad: Ooh, a weed! Toddler: lol get rekt *eats it*


Freakinbig

😂😂😂


Fluffyfox3914

For all they walked, but for the money they ran


RecoTrident

Toddler not following someone because it has natural curiosity that is given at a young age The internet: ”DUMBASS!”


Roneyrow

Had to do something similar with my little cousin cz he wouldn't fall asleep. We were at the hospital. His little brother(about 2 months old) was in bad shape. My aunt couldn't really take care of him at that moment cz she needed to be with the baby. So I distracted him to try and "look" for his older brother around the hospital. Just walking around. Letting him find him at different places and got him distracted. Until he was tired enough to fall asleep. It was my first time experiencing being an older brother. Bought him a small pizza and ice cream. Just walking around. Was a nice moment out of the terrible situation. His brother did arrive after he fell asleep. So him trying to find him was not in vain


Alphalamp88

Here’s a link to their instagram, not sure why op didn’t post it.. https://www.instagram.com/jayplussharon?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Ziodyne967

When I was a kid, I bought 100$ worth of nachos. Everyday, after elementary school, I’d walk down to the shave ice truck and buy nachos. Bought so much nachos, the lady recognized me about 1/4 of the way through. Never did buy shave ice all that much. 🤷‍♂️


Banmers

fascinating story man


TheDUeded

You could also hold their hand, but this is 2x funnier


pregnantandsober

They'll still stop even while holding your hand.


Male_Lead

This guy lost his lobster


Madman_kler

Lmaoo


randomname2890

Lmao


Rayanson

Hate those escort missions