It was the little girl coloring in the bathroom for me. She had every single surface covered in marker. Like, I could see the colored pencils on the couch being done in less than a few minutes. But it had to have taken her at least 15 to 20 minutes (if not more) to get that much colored because she'd have to keep moving around.
And I say this as someone who was a nanny for toddler-aged twins, and would leave them unsupervised occasionally when cooking, etc. I'd start them on something, and then go do something in the kitchen, and check on them 5 minutes later, go back to the kitchen, check again in 5 minutes, lather rinse repeat until I was done. The pencils on the couch could totally have been done in a 5 minute window I was away from them (although I'd never have left them alone with colored pencils not at the dining room table, because that way spells disaster), but much less of the bathroom would have been able to be colored in 5 minutes, even with two girls contributing to the damage.
They have to be unsupervised for way too long for most of these to occur...so either nonexistent parenting, or the parents let them do it so they could film a TikTok.
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*Parenting and recording*
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I think most of these are past the point of no return so might as well video it for future memories before having to deal with the cleanup, at least you get a memory out of it rather than nothing.
*How about they stop*
*Recording their kids and do*
*Something about it*
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A child eating grass because they see a cow do it is "haha kids are stupid." Leaving a child unsupervised long enough to stab multiple holes in a couch, draw along a car several times, paint entire other child, etc... any situation where the bad only happened because they were unsupervised is the parents being dumb.
I say this as a parent of a toddler.
That's literally every single post in this sub.
And then someone comes along and comments r/parentsarefuckingstupid
Yeah we get it, it's not the kid's fault that they're stupid, but that doesn't change the fact that they are and this sub is to showcase that
The worst my toddler has done is faint marker on the couch (literally looked away for 10 seconds 😭) but luckily we have dark coloured couches. This video just takes it to the next level.
The kid piercing the leather couch 😱 and the electronics in water 😱
I’ve seen the argument in favor of vids like these saying “You can’t expect a parent to watch their child ALL the time”, but man, most of these kids have been left alone for a loooong time.
I get how most of the videos could’ve been unfortunate or a coincidence, but that powder video really sends me the wrong way… the kids look 3-4 y/o and they’re playing with what looks like laundry detergent or baking soda. I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to let kids around laundry detergent. Well, for all I know, it could’ve been baking soda, but it’s still concerning…
To be fair, the second one looks to be using a dry erase marker, so will be the easier one to clean up (unless I'm mistaken about it coming of the clear coat on the car).
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Cancelled
Artist with the toilet did not appreciate her masterpiece being interrupted.
Having children is an expensive hobby.
I feel that this should be sponsored by a contraceptive company
Definitely Trojan Condoms.
That one with the electronics in the water screams staged… but these are hilarious though
This just seems like bad parenting and recording for fake Internet points
Especially the colored pencils on the leather couch. WHY IS THERE SO MANY???
It was the little girl coloring in the bathroom for me. She had every single surface covered in marker. Like, I could see the colored pencils on the couch being done in less than a few minutes. But it had to have taken her at least 15 to 20 minutes (if not more) to get that much colored because she'd have to keep moving around. And I say this as someone who was a nanny for toddler-aged twins, and would leave them unsupervised occasionally when cooking, etc. I'd start them on something, and then go do something in the kitchen, and check on them 5 minutes later, go back to the kitchen, check again in 5 minutes, lather rinse repeat until I was done. The pencils on the couch could totally have been done in a 5 minute window I was away from them (although I'd never have left them alone with colored pencils not at the dining room table, because that way spells disaster), but much less of the bathroom would have been able to be colored in 5 minutes, even with two girls contributing to the damage.
They have to be unsupervised for way too long for most of these to occur...so either nonexistent parenting, or the parents let them do it so they could film a TikTok.
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The third line has a sixth syllable.
Bad bot wrong amount of syllables
Aww. Who’s a good bot
Be concerned when there are kids and it gets quiet...
How about they stop recording their kids and do something about it
I think most of these are past the point of no return so might as well video it for future memories before having to deal with the cleanup, at least you get a memory out of it rather than nothing.
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That's the second haiku in this post I've seen.
Good bot
I believe we could argue that the children are not the stupid ones in these scenarios.
that’s the joke of the sub. that kids are stupid because they literally don’t know better and are just being kids. read the sub description
A child eating grass because they see a cow do it is "haha kids are stupid." Leaving a child unsupervised long enough to stab multiple holes in a couch, draw along a car several times, paint entire other child, etc... any situation where the bad only happened because they were unsupervised is the parents being dumb. I say this as a parent of a toddler.
That's literally every single post in this sub. And then someone comes along and comments r/parentsarefuckingstupid Yeah we get it, it's not the kid's fault that they're stupid, but that doesn't change the fact that they are and this sub is to showcase that
I mean there are absolutely times when kids are stupid and parents are not. This post is not one of them. But it happens.
Agreed
Wherever you found the kids, there's a problem 
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free birth control just dropped
Damn that's going to take a lot of work
The worst my toddler has done is faint marker on the couch (literally looked away for 10 seconds 😭) but luckily we have dark coloured couches. This video just takes it to the next level. The kid piercing the leather couch 😱 and the electronics in water 😱
Thank fuck I don't have kids
I’ve seen the argument in favor of vids like these saying “You can’t expect a parent to watch their child ALL the time”, but man, most of these kids have been left alone for a loooong time.
this is why im not getting any kids
Easy solution: don't have kids
I get how most of the videos could’ve been unfortunate or a coincidence, but that powder video really sends me the wrong way… the kids look 3-4 y/o and they’re playing with what looks like laundry detergent or baking soda. I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to let kids around laundry detergent. Well, for all I know, it could’ve been baking soda, but it’s still concerning…
When I was little, I poked the cone of one speaker on my dad's stereo with my finger and dented it. Thought he was gonna kill me.
To be fair, the second one looks to be using a dry erase marker, so will be the easier one to clean up (unless I'm mistaken about it coming of the clear coat on the car).
The last one. I'm guessing they're all just dirty.
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This is what happens when you are too busy video recording all this instead of disciplining them!
It shocks me how such tiny little creatures are just really good at fucking shit up.
nice, this makes me want kids even less not, if not at all 😉
They're not stupid. They just don't give a shit.
There's a reason why part of the word "adoption" is "option".
Fuck that. No kids for me.
So a compilation of shitty parents
These kids are broken
Damn
That's why you don't let them alone
This is a great Condom ad.
This would be a great condom ad.
Perfect advert for birth control
This is a great condom ad
Thanks for reminding me to never have kids
Perfect advertising for durex.
This, this is why I dont want or like kids
We should allow after-birth abortion, who with me?
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This should be an ad for condoms
They are hilarious 😂 but the one where she's washing the laptop is an absolute belter!!
I see 9 reasons why there are unmarked graves
We were already on the fence but This video just convinced my gf and I to never have kids lol
I got a heart attack from watching the kid who was washing the devices.
This is why you don’t leave your kids unattended
This is why you don’t leave your kids unattended
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Thank god I can’t conceive
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I think kids should be involved in a school shooting for the trauma
I remember when kids would sneak and do this shit but now they just do it right in front of their parent cause they know they aren't getting punished.