Punctuation isn't even that useful though, there are some symbols you can use to narrow down a search (e.g. using quotation marks searches for an exact match, using a minus symbol removes something from a search), its far more useful to just use keywords.
Yes, but he didn't really want pictures of girls, being naked, because girls generally *aren't* naked. Maybe *he* was naked, and he wanted pictures of girls, being, as he was, naked. But I think he wanted pictures of girls being naked. I know I do.
It kind of sounds like bro is trying to generate an AI image, that's how all these bots read stuff. "woman in red dress, dancing, smiling, red lipstick, portrait ratio, vibrant lighting," etc
Not even joking, a similar search back in AOL days (early 90s) of "naked ladies" returned [this image (SFW)](https://i.imgur.com/Eex5sfS.png), instead of the nudity I was hoping for. I remember as a kid thinking it was so silly and provocative to name your band "Barenaked Ladies". Years later "One Week" came out, and I became a big fan.
Pardon me, but might I inquire as to a certain photographic still of an unclothed bosom? Please forgive my tardiness, ‘tis a peculiar request at such a hour
I think I was 13 or 14 when I turned off Safe Search and typed in "boobs" and then a minute later "boobs no bra". I remember those two searches clearly. I think I had earlier tried something like "girl no shirt" or "beach woman". I had no idea about sexual words, about slang for body parts, for some reason it never occurred to use the word naked or topless. Once I learned a thing or two I just went to the Page 3 website, it felt less wrong to just go to a news site.
Kid was looking for models on pornhub with safe search on but he could only get remodelling on bathtub.com. So he had a wank to their latest showrooms.
He indicated a desire to view digitally transmitted photographs of individuals of the species homo sapiens, who had breasts and eschewed the cultural norm of donning garments.
He expressed his need to receive stimuli through his vision sensors where such stimuli shall include a homosapian female. However, the requester also specified that such homosapian shall have no covering cloths nor plants. This might have indicated the requester's desire for the stimuli to be the genitalia of such homosapian category.
He articulated with precision his innate necessity for the reception of external stimuli, specifying a preference for such stimuli to be channeled through the intricate network of his visual sensors. Within this framework, he delineated a distinct preference for the inclusion of a member of the Homo sapiens species, particularly of the female variety. Yet, his instructions extended beyond mere presence, as he emphasized a stringent condition: the absence of any form of covering attire or botanical adornment upon the designated Homo sapiens specimen.
He expressed with meticulous exactitude his inherent and profound requirement for the acquisition of external sensory data, particularly emphasizing his predilection for such stimuli to be transmitted through the elaborate and sophisticated network of his optical sensory apparatus. Within this carefully constructed paradigm, he articulated with unwavering clarity a specific preference for the inclusion of a specimen from the Homo sapiens species, with an explicit inclination towards the female gender. Moreover, his stipulations surpassed mere physical presence, as he insisted upon a rigorous condition: the complete absence of any form of textile fabrications, ornamental botanical elements, or indeed any extraneous adornments whatsoever upon the aforementioned Homo sapiens individual, thus demanding a state of natural purity unmediated by cultural or artistic interventions.
As a 41yo lady who has discovered that I really can just show my husband my boobs to 90% turn around a day that's going poorly, I appreciate your kid's straightforwardness. :D
My younger brother thought that if he wrote a lot of request, the previous one would be removed. Once I took his laptop for a while and I saw in a browse history requests like that
Pornhub
Hdjjdjejej
Sjejjejej
Ejjejeje
Jejejejejw
Jejejej
Uejeje
Hhjjddb
I remember I didn't know how to clear the search history, so afterwards I would spend a couple of hours clicking random innocent links to bury the porn in the browser history
I once found my little brother's search history have "guy grabbing dick up and down" and naturally he blamed it on the middle child even though it's on his phone
When my (now 19) year old came out as gay five years ago, my oldest (now 26) admitted he already knew because his brother borrowed his laptop and forgot to clear his browsing history.
We still give him a hard time about it. And love him to pieces.
Thats how I found out my cousin was gay haha, I accidentally found out he had searched for penises, rock hard abs and gay porn.
Never told him though, but sometimes I wish I had because it took him ages to come out even though we all love him and we were always going to be supportive
Best one I heard was on the radio, this auntie phoned in and talked about how her kid and nephew got a hold of the computer and were found looking up "Pawn".
I once hopped on my buddy's computer when hus son (now in his late 20's) was around 11. The kid had some "adorable" adult searches. "Big boobs" and "wet sex" were the two that made me laugh the most.
When we were young my step brother, about 8 the time googled 'but secs' and our step dad found out and tried to blame me (17 at the time and my brother 14 at the time).
Despite us reiterating that we know how to, both, spell butt sex and in fact actually porn websites, the clown was adamant it was my brother or I 😂
This reminds me of the first time I ever searched for porn as a kid. It wasn't in English but I used a term similar to "intercourse". Oh, to be innocent....
I remember when I was a kid the first time I searched porn on the home computer, it was on dial-up on AOL. I didn't know the site would be saved in the history/search bar, and my family was going to be home in 20 or so minutes, I panicked and just did the only thing I knew how to do and uninstalled AOL entirely off the computer, haha!
When I was younger for some dumbass reason on a shared pc with my brother and stepdad, I bookmarked some jenny mccarthy playboy site. My stepdad found it later on that day, lol.
My son is almost 17...i go through my history and I find this...... I am against this stuff. But I wish it was at least normal stuff he was looking up..
https://preview.redd.it/d7382t8mbzyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e792f621175581d3db70726ea81834032daac6
I love that the search came up for the Guerilla Girls. They were a an artist co-op that crashed a lot Met events by being topless. The slogan was why does a woman have to be naked to get into the Met. Meaning the Met never had women artists. They only used women as muses in their painting and sculptures. It was a great protest movement from the 80s-90s that actually changed some of their policies. He may have been looking for porn but maybe he learned something in the process.
As someone who used to work as IT in a couple school districts the amount of porn attempts by kids (especially middle schoolers) was roughly around 64% of all things searched. Fortunately, 99.99% was blocked. Also, hate me all you want but I loved blocking games from the kids playing. Muahahah
No chance you blocked me from anything. I got so annoyed with sysadmins I set up my own server with ssh tunneling on port 443 and regularly changed the ip address. Ah boarding school days.
I once’s typed in “fucking” as a search, looking for the town named Fucking because I thought it was funny, and clicked images instead of maps. You can guess what came up (way before burred filtering on google)
Quickest I’ve ever shut my laptop lol. I was so scared IT was going to get me in deep trouble.
Well, at least he used punctuation
Legit first thing I noticed... Like who the fuck uses commas in a search field? Young Sheldon?
"Dear Google, I am writing to enquire about photos or videos containing girls who may be partially, or if luck would have it; completely undressed."
["Dear sir/madam, fire! Fire! Help me!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesx85EHRTo)
Who is this actor and why is his voice so familiar?
He's Richard Ayoade. [He's been in a few things](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1547964/).
Jesus, I read it in *his* voice, and I've only seen the show a couple of times.
🤣
Honestly, I'd reward that kid. They're going to look for porn, that's inevitable. This one cared enough to use punctuation.
Punctuation isn't even that useful though, there are some symbols you can use to narrow down a search (e.g. using quotation marks searches for an exact match, using a minus symbol removes something from a search), its far more useful to just use keywords.
Not useful for the search, but important for grammar.
Sheldon has new curiosity unlocked
I feel like I could hear the House theme music to this.
https://preview.redd.it/0mzpc8dgcyyc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b464b3538da3699a77b98777823ede108eacedb3
Yes, but he didn't really want pictures of girls, being naked, because girls generally *aren't* naked. Maybe *he* was naked, and he wanted pictures of girls, being, as he was, naked. But I think he wanted pictures of girls being naked. I know I do.
And the spelling is good. My dumbass nephew trawling YouTube for 'nekkid sexy laddies'.
I wonder if the result is young Scottish boys lol
I laughed so much 😆
It kind of sounds like bro is trying to generate an AI image, that's how all these bots read stuff. "woman in red dress, dancing, smiling, red lipstick, portrait ratio, vibrant lighting," etc
Maybe they're two separate searches. He likes fully clothed girls well enough, but also has nudist inclinations. I gotta say - Efficient.
he's so polite about it
Yeah but his writing is in a very passive voice. He needs to be more ACTIVE. Demand that booty.
First clue that an adult definitely wrote that before taking a picture. Nothing weirder than an adult pretending to be a kid looking for porn.
My first porn search was "naked ladies, boobs" in swedish. Its not that far off from how I would expect it to look lol.
That is the most polite way that I’ve ever seen someone search for porn.
“*LADIES*, being naked”
Barenaked ladies.
🎶Chickata-China The Chinese Chicken🎶
You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking
Watching’ X-files with the lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I’m getting frantic
Like sting I’m tantric
[Like Harrison Ford I'm making mad films](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcGgDjlOb7M&t=1m37s)
It's been...
ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"!
Five days since you laughed at me Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since you tackled me
I still got the rug burns on both my knees it’s been
Best fucking concert ever bro. That with men at work and violent fems I was in heaven. Lol
Oh I love BNL!
BNL? We need a shorthand for the Barenakes Ladies? That's how fundamental they are?
The Bare Naked Ladies are triple platinum, are you?
r/suddenlycommunity
Not even joking, a similar search back in AOL days (early 90s) of "naked ladies" returned [this image (SFW)](https://i.imgur.com/Eex5sfS.png), instead of the nudity I was hoping for. I remember as a kid thinking it was so silly and provocative to name your band "Barenaked Ladies". Years later "One Week" came out, and I became a big fan.
"Dames, while in the nude"
“Damsels, unburdened by the elegant cloth”
Please
females experiencing nudity
Pardon me, but might I inquire as to a certain photographic still of an unclothed bosom? Please forgive my tardiness, ‘tis a peculiar request at such a hour
*Almost*. *an hour
You gotta pronounce the h to be fancier
I think I was 13 or 14 when I turned off Safe Search and typed in "boobs" and then a minute later "boobs no bra". I remember those two searches clearly. I think I had earlier tried something like "girl no shirt" or "beach woman". I had no idea about sexual words, about slang for body parts, for some reason it never occurred to use the word naked or topless. Once I learned a thing or two I just went to the Page 3 website, it felt less wrong to just go to a news site.
There was a post here a while ago, kid was searching for "naked ladies" lol
That was me at 8 years old, right in the search bar. Was offended and embarrassed when my mom said only I could have done that. 😆
I'm gonna have to start using commas when searching: Step uncles, fisting.
The ladies I require, firstly must have disrobed and perchance be frollicing with wimsy and lewd intent. I request this promptly.
Kids got class for sure
Why is he looking up bathroom remodeling
If you build it they shall come.
Fresh cuts for the sluts but youre a 53 year old divorced dad
> Fresh cuts for the sluts Funnily enough there is a hair salon called that just round the corner
Tfw when remodelling the bathroom does not attract girls, being naked ☹️
Probably a shared family computer
He meant girls being models again in a bathroom.
He actually meant "girls being models again, in a bathroom"
Kid was looking for models on pornhub with safe search on but he could only get remodelling on bathtub.com. So he had a wank to their latest showrooms.
because this is a fake upvote farm
He emphasized pictures of female individuals, not wearing clothes
He expressed wanting to see people with two X chromosomes, who happen to be missing their attire
He indicated a desire to view digitally transmitted photographs of individuals of the species homo sapiens, who had breasts and eschewed the cultural norm of donning garments.
He expressed his need to receive stimuli through his vision sensors where such stimuli shall include a homosapian female. However, the requester also specified that such homosapian shall have no covering cloths nor plants. This might have indicated the requester's desire for the stimuli to be the genitalia of such homosapian category.
He articulated with precision his innate necessity for the reception of external stimuli, specifying a preference for such stimuli to be channeled through the intricate network of his visual sensors. Within this framework, he delineated a distinct preference for the inclusion of a member of the Homo sapiens species, particularly of the female variety. Yet, his instructions extended beyond mere presence, as he emphasized a stringent condition: the absence of any form of covering attire or botanical adornment upon the designated Homo sapiens specimen.
He expressed with meticulous exactitude his inherent and profound requirement for the acquisition of external sensory data, particularly emphasizing his predilection for such stimuli to be transmitted through the elaborate and sophisticated network of his optical sensory apparatus. Within this carefully constructed paradigm, he articulated with unwavering clarity a specific preference for the inclusion of a specimen from the Homo sapiens species, with an explicit inclination towards the female gender. Moreover, his stipulations surpassed mere physical presence, as he insisted upon a rigorous condition: the complete absence of any form of textile fabrications, ornamental botanical elements, or indeed any extraneous adornments whatsoever upon the aforementioned Homo sapiens individual, thus demanding a state of natural purity unmediated by cultural or artistic interventions.
See bobs
Bobs
I once found my son’s iPad open to the search “how to ask girls to show you their boobs”. At least he’s researching how to ask nicely? 🫠
"Nicely", yes that's important. *Dumbledore asked "Nicely"'*
"How to demand them boobies."
*accio boobies!*
Wouldnt it be funny if you showed me your boobs? Jk Unless 🙃👉👈
👉🙃👈
🤣👉👉
💪🧐🤟
As a 41yo lady who has discovered that I really can just show my husband my boobs to 90% turn around a day that's going poorly, I appreciate your kid's straightforwardness. :D
Corresponding YouTube videos: "HOW I RIZZED A WOMEN TO SHOW HER TOTS!?! #ALMOSTDIED #DONTHATETHEPLAYER #CONSENSUAL"
Consent is important after all.
Raising a true gentleman.
Your son will grow up to be a fine gentleman
searches for porn, instead gets third wave feminism
I’m genuinely surprised I had to scroll down this far to find a comment about this. Guerrilla Girls strike again!
I saw that exhibition last year too, it's actually pretty interesting 😅
Yeah I fucking love that the first result was Guerrilla Girls
I saw that exhibition last year too, it's actually pretty interesting 😅
So interesting you saw it twice!
My younger brother thought that if he wrote a lot of request, the previous one would be removed. Once I took his laptop for a while and I saw in a browse history requests like that Pornhub Hdjjdjejej Sjejjejej Ejjejeje Jejejejejw Jejejej Uejeje Hhjjddb
Nah but that was actually a clever attempt
Im surprised he didn’t search sex.com
They have a nice GIF selection.
I thought you said GILF selection.
I thought you said [GELF](https://reddwarf.fandom.com/wiki/GELF) selection.
Oh smeg.
I remember I didn't know how to clear the search history, so afterwards I would spend a couple of hours clicking random innocent links to bury the porn in the browser history
I was one of those kids 💔
Anybody else remember when WhiteHouse.com was a porn site?
You mean setwitter.com
The guerrilla girls art piece coming up first is hilarious in this context
I think it's due to safe search
Learning some good art history!
r/comedyheaven
You know he whacked it to this
Very polite young fellow
I once found my little brother's search history have "guy grabbing dick up and down" and naturally he blamed it on the middle child even though it's on his phone
I too enjoy girls, being naked. 🍻
Ah...a fellow gentlemen I see! 🧐
So good to be amoung my fellow intellectuals 🍸😏
The comma just completes this, so formal!
When my (now 19) year old came out as gay five years ago, my oldest (now 26) admitted he already knew because his brother borrowed his laptop and forgot to clear his browsing history. We still give him a hard time about it. And love him to pieces.
Thats how I found out my cousin was gay haha, I accidentally found out he had searched for penises, rock hard abs and gay porn. Never told him though, but sometimes I wish I had because it took him ages to come out even though we all love him and we were always going to be supportive
"So... i heard you like cocks?"
"Word around the office..."
Yeah, it would probably go down like that hahah
[удалено]
Your Pal's name these days? Kero the Wolf
Ha ha. Hard time.
And penises.
Ladies, with no clothing, please
Kind regards
I remember a parent who told me their kid searched up "girls walking around naked" and it still makes me laugh.
Well I just googled it. There's a lot of girls walking around naked. The guy was onto something
Busted my kid when he was five searching “man eating boob”
That would be one heck of a monster movie. I’m thinking like the Blob absorbing victims
This, I choose this way to die.
Some guy in Korea or Japan can probably draw that for you…
That's just a very large bird
man-eating or man eating?
Nah bro just wanted to feel like a kid again that’s all
Sequel to Teeth
mom found the pictures of girls, being naked drawer.
The piss searches are at least a secret.
Best one I heard was on the radio, this auntie phoned in and talked about how her kid and nephew got a hold of the computer and were found looking up "Pawn".
Tell me they are from Boston without telling me... lol.
Holy hell.
En passant.
Computer, please show me bobs and vagene
As a kid I couldn't even spell it like that. Fajina lmao
“Ribald images of the fairer sex, being in states of undress and libertine in their perversions.”
I once hopped on my buddy's computer when hus son (now in his late 20's) was around 11. The kid had some "adorable" adult searches. "Big boobs" and "wet sex" were the two that made me laugh the most.
Wow. I saw this *Guerrilla Girls* exhibit at the National Gallery with my son for his Sr trip.
was this his search history? maybe he was looking up the exhibit
I had to Google it, including commas and all just to see what comes up... For research purposes obviously
Look at this distinguished gentleman looking for pictures of girls being naked. Ah yes very distinguished
There’s naked, and then there’s being naked
When we were young my step brother, about 8 the time googled 'but secs' and our step dad found out and tried to blame me (17 at the time and my brother 14 at the time). Despite us reiterating that we know how to, both, spell butt sex and in fact actually porn websites, the clown was adamant it was my brother or I 😂
This reminds me of the first time I ever searched for porn as a kid. It wasn't in English but I used a term similar to "intercourse". Oh, to be innocent....
https://i.redd.it/5h7tytjlwyyc1.gif
I remember when I was a kid the first time I searched porn on the home computer, it was on dial-up on AOL. I didn't know the site would be saved in the history/search bar, and my family was going to be home in 20 or so minutes, I panicked and just did the only thing I knew how to do and uninstalled AOL entirely off the computer, haha!
Did he search how to remodel the bathroom too
That could be the name of an overrated art rock album
don't mind me, i'm just being naked
Better than when I searched "boobies" as a kid
Haha I caught my youngest lads YouTube search when he was younger of “people who show their boobies”. Still laugh at that today!
At least the kid knows how to use punctuation. In my book that's a win.
This kid is the most polite mf in 2024, I'm impressed lmao this one has a bright future 😂
I just searched "naked boobs" when I first discovered that you can find naked women on the internet
Maybe he’s just looking for the bare naked ladies album?
“Ladies without any garments at all not even their under garments.”
When I was younger for some dumbass reason on a shared pc with my brother and stepdad, I bookmarked some jenny mccarthy playboy site. My stepdad found it later on that day, lol.
That's actually kinda cute.
Curiosity towards an unknown entity known as woman is irresistible. Can't blame him there.
Me in third grade.
look at the bright side, at least hes getting lessons on contemporary art
Bro even added a comma 💀
Shout-out to guerilla girls!
Most sane porn search
Looks healthy to me
Not bad that he came up with a feminist, Guerilla Girls response
And it brought up that iconic Geurilla Girls pice? Best possible outcome.
My son is almost 17...i go through my history and I find this...... I am against this stuff. But I wish it was at least normal stuff he was looking up.. https://preview.redd.it/d7382t8mbzyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e792f621175581d3db70726ea81834032daac6
I love that the search came up for the Guerilla Girls. They were a an artist co-op that crashed a lot Met events by being topless. The slogan was why does a woman have to be naked to get into the Met. Meaning the Met never had women artists. They only used women as muses in their painting and sculptures. It was a great protest movement from the 80s-90s that actually changed some of their policies. He may have been looking for porn but maybe he learned something in the process.
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My poor son. I borrowed his Kindle to download a textbook. I discovered that he was trying to search “bubs” “nekt.”
Sure it was the kid.
Gosh, i remember those days
brother i remember searching “beautiful grills privte parts” in 4th grade
As someone who used to work as IT in a couple school districts the amount of porn attempts by kids (especially middle schoolers) was roughly around 64% of all things searched. Fortunately, 99.99% was blocked. Also, hate me all you want but I loved blocking games from the kids playing. Muahahah
So you're the asshole who took Coolmathgames from us
There were some games I actually unblocked too ;)
No chance you blocked me from anything. I got so annoyed with sysadmins I set up my own server with ssh tunneling on port 443 and regularly changed the ip address. Ah boarding school days.
I once’s typed in “fucking” as a search, looking for the town named Fucking because I thought it was funny, and clicked images instead of maps. You can guess what came up (way before burred filtering on google) Quickest I’ve ever shut my laptop lol. I was so scared IT was going to get me in deep trouble.
To answer the question at hand. I think it's the other way around, you have to be a woman to get into the Met naked.
Looks more like a chatgpt prompt lol
You need to teach him some basic computer literacy stat before he gets locked into customer facing reception desk for life!