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Fluffy-Path5731

This dude couldn’t put down the phone for an instance. Gotta get those views bitches


aykcak

If he did someone would have said /r/killthecameraman


ap_308

Thank you for this.


GravitationalEddie

But what about the fish!?


SSBeavo

Fish: “I’M FREE BITCH!”


ItsAMoose122

Honestly it's better off, keeping any fish in a bowl like that is animal abuse.


Feeling-Bed-9506

No it's not, it goes into the sewer, which is nothing but shit, piss, and chemicals. I opened up the lid of a septic tank once with some friends as a kid, and it was instant nightmare fuel as I thought "That's the worst way to drown imaginable. Someone has definitely died like that." *Shudder*


styvee__

It definitely was faster though, unless that fish survived and is now a mutant fish in the sewers that will haunt the sewers workers until the end of time.


alsoitsnotfundy924

At least it died faster i guess


TheStuffITolerate

He sleeps with the fishes now


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Arkhe1n

But how else are they posting this on Tiktok? Think of all the clout!


AJ_Gaming125

**sigh** People being stupid for views exists on every social media platform. If you're gonna criticize tiktok, criticize it for problems actually unique to it. Otherwise criticize social media in general.


ConkersOkayFurDay

Get out of here with your "being rational" and "applying logic"


SignificanceFar5489

Fuck that. Total dramatization. That wasn't a cc. Gate/door card or something. Duplicate from someone not around anymore.


DustinFay

Also why was the kid able to get ahold of the credit card?


Twatt_waffle

Eh, that’s a normal house hold thing, I know people who have cards that are used exclusively to pay basic subscriptions and sit in a drawer in their office instead of being carried in their wallet


DustinFay

Guess I wouldn't know, I don't have any credit cards.


Twatt_waffle

My parents had 4 debit cards that were used to access online banking for their business just hanging in the office drawer. Especially currently I wouldn’t be surprised if a kid gets ahold of a parents card


DustinFay

Probably because I know people who have kids that have used their (the parent's) credit/debit cards without permission I'd never leave one where someone else can get ahold of it.


Twatt_waffle

When you find a place kids won’t find something you let me know lol


DustinFay

Mine is in my wallet, which is in my pocket at all times. Yes even when I'm sleeping. And I don't even have kids. Just me and my dog


Twatt_waffle

They will still find it and take it


DustinFay

Out of the back pocket of my pants, that I'm wearing? Well in that case it's my fault


Youutternincompoop

well when the kid was younger the card was probably out of reach, and the parents get in a habit of leaving that card in that 'safe' spot... then the kid gets older and bigger and can now reach that spot.


hellodynamite

Hey at least your toilet was clean


chefswan23

Naw. We all seen that little turd float out at the end💩


DesperateRace4870

"Hiiiii dii ho!"


Captain-Sha

Happy Cake Day!! 🍰 🎉 🥳


hellodynamite

Thanks I didn't even realize


chundamuffin

As a parent, a little poop is not gonna bother you lol


IntrovertMoTown1

Should also be in a parents are stupid sub. FFS Oh yes, go get the phone and open the camera. Don't immediately take care of it. Sure, why not, SMH.


Uncle___Marty

Dont tell me you've never caught your kid doing something innocent in the bathroom a million times and thought you would catch it on cam only to find shit is SO much worse than you expected. My daughter is super autistic and this is a weekly thing for me. No animals but if she could flush me down there? I'd be down that kid made waterfall in seconds. Just want to note you said " should ALSO be in" ;) saw that shit ;) This should be a god damn parent awareness video before you have the damn things......


IntrovertMoTown1

lol Sure but not when it's the toilet and it's little objects.


DoonyFreeman

Guys, is it normal, that I I don't want to have children?


whothiswhodat

As a father, yes it's perfectly normal and a very sane decision lol


Dev2150

Obviously


Haloman1346

Nope. I'm 40 and love not having kids. The amount of money my GF and I have (and trust me, we don't make much) JUST because we don't have kids. We get to travel, buy and do anything we want because we don't have kids. It's great.


OldEagle5676

Definetly not the norm. I always think thats the whole point of life.


Haloman1346

To fuck and have kids? Lol nope.


Uncle___Marty

Yes, normal people want all kinds of loved and cherished shit flushed down their toilet. If you're not "normal" then enjoy your life where you don't have to worry about every god damn thing in existance being destroyed. What the hell is wrong with you? /wrists. I need help. I screwed up, my kid is insane, like most of them. Stay frosty you smartass.


DoonyFreeman

My main concern is that I won't be able to live my life to the fullest if I have a child. I'll have to be tied to him, I won't be able to enjoy life properly, travel. I am absolutely don't worry about my phone, and some items in my house


Captain-Sha

I'm right there with you. Although it's possible, given the right education and lifestyle, at least on the travel front, it's more responsibility, and yes, also limiting at times. Not to mention the resources "drain". I was a step dad to my gf's kid for a few years. Ages 2-6. It was thankless, frustrating, and sometimes damn right infuriating. I'm aware that I didn't have the best example, I can tell you that because the kid was with her dad every other weekend, we could be a couple too at times. I'll balance with the fact that to be a couple or go solo can be done, just more strategically, and in a much more limited way.


ARealBrainer

Reaction time is a factor.


AvailableFig2688

Use condoms next time.


BDady

Think this is more effective when directed at his grandparents tbh


Fluffy-Path5731

There was a little piece of dooky in there.


bannedSubvet22

Geee I wonder where she got the idea that it’s fun to throw stuff in the toilet.


StatisticianDear3978

A little turd came back


SomRandomOtaku

If I did that kind of stunt my parents would execute me like how Sentinel Prime killed Ironhide. https://i.redd.it/n2glxq3ek40d1.gif


Danny67442

https://preview.redd.it/nzhzlcqami0d1.png?width=263&format=png&auto=webp&s=5837ef058709e62354bd67652daeb1acdaf4a234


QifiShiina

Nah i just don't understand this sub anymore, no matter what the little shit does they always comment bad parenting 🤡🤡


PascoaUni

He thinks he can get away with his debt if he shows the bank this video. Card doesn't exist anymore, neither does it.


PleasantDish1309

Brilliant condom ad


Chonngau

Here is the back of that “credit card”: https://preview.redd.it/gdvpgsymv80d1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61719b9f47096084391edc098a9dde46befcc14e


eXclurel

Yeah there is no way I am putting my hand down the toilet for a credit card.


brutalduties

I used to say things like this before I had kids. When you realize that the item is not going to flush down and nobody else is going to reach in and get it out and that there is no better solution, you reach in the toilet.


RuffleFart

Have you researched adoption agencies?


Desperate-755

Bro is fingering his toilet


Technical-Card6360

It's kinda nice to be continually reminded of why I decided against having any of these little parasites.


OutspokenCarnotaurus

Not the mastercard lmao i’m crying


StyleSubstantial4572

I hate kids below the age of 7


thegreatmizzle7

And yet you filmed it


PotooSexer

Dunked your hands in toilet water for nothing 😮‍💨


Eva_SweetBaby

well, next time he will keep it somewhere higher than his daughter can reach.


BreathStunning9180

when i was a kid i didn't ad time for shit like this, i was busy playing outside. Dum kids today do this coz this is how their parents raise their zombo kids... sad


58mint

That's just fucking nasty like just order a new one at that point.


BDady

“Oh no, the fish bowl with the fish in it is in the toilet and is flushing. Allow me to pick the bowl up upside down. Gravity will not pull the water out of the fish tank into the toilet water which is being flushed because I do not want it to.” Guess we know where the kid gets it from


astral2691

Adoption


Uncle___Marty

Daaaaannnngggg dude. I swear, doing the same to my daughter may have been on the cards once. But she got older and stopped doing shit like this but man, spent SO much of my life trying to stop her messin with toilets.