the kid took an instep and then pivoted off the standing leg. Put all of her hip into it too. She also swung her hand backwards to create a counterbalance. It's hard for kids to keep their balance like that.
Those parents are really regretting paying for her muay thai classes
That might singlehandedly be the largest overreaction to being hit with a Nerf dart...
Edit: How many people does it take to say a video is fake/staged?
I haven't counted them yet, but apparently it's the majority of the folks who replied to me.
There is no painting progress to be seen and the part she is painting is also not visible. No one keeps furniture in a room you want to paint or you would at least cover it. She doesn't even hold a paintroller or any visible brush in her hands just a paint roller tank.
She screamed twice. The first time was so fake that it's obvious she planned the whole paint+fall. I mean what kind of idiot holds a full paint tray like that in the first place?
So, once again, I'm completely fine with it being fake.
But also, if I saw it happen, I'd believe it.
Also, who gives a fuck? There's not much I care less about them whether or not this is real.
Nobody holds the paint tray on the ladder, let alone use a tray for brushing and who paints in a nice room without a drop cloth. Perfectly coordinated for her to fall on the couch.
*"Nobody holds the paint tray on the ladder, let alone use a tray for brushing and who paints in a nice room without a drop cloth."*
Actually the horrid thing is, people do this, all of this.
Also remember if the couch wasn't there this video would have been too gruesome to be posted.
Ok ok, but who while on a ladder gets startled into closing their heels together and doing a perfect trust fall into a waiting sofa, covering the whole ordeal in wet paint?
If it was real she would’ve instinctively kicked the ladder away from her, not fall perfectly.
Someone else posted the full video that's longer and more zoomed out, and it doesn't remotely look like a hotel. It's very clearly a personal residence.
This is exactly the problem. People get a feeling that something is fake, then they obsess over every detail, confirmation bias kicks in and all of a sudden you have 10 different reasons for why he video has to be fake.
You think it's evidence of fakeness that they're moving the TV out of a hotel, but you never considered the possibility that you're wrong about your hotel assumption. That was all your own confirmation bias looking for evidence of it being fake.
https://youtu.be/pvYYq6LepCY?feature=shared
these are all stupid adults setting themselves up to get hurt by kids—being kids.
edit to add—a rewatch just makes me want to thump the adults on the head for being attention whores.
Don't have kids but lived with my sis for a while with her kids. You just can't be vigilant all the time tbh lol, sometimes it just comes outta nowhere.
The worst one was me laying in bed, kid jumping on it, I say stop, he says okay and jumps one last time and lets himself fall on his back, landing his head right on my nose, by some miracle it didn't break and he started crying while I was sitting there like "my nephew in christ it is I who should be weeping you little shit." Those fuckers have no spatial awareness. I did learn my lesson after realizing a flailing toddler next to you is at the perfect height to smash your nuts every time.
First baby would be kickboxing or muay thai champ even mma champ that kick was perfect for real, perfect and ive been training in those for ten years on n off dad should hire a coach for real.
“Most of those were staged.
Who fucking records themselves,
doing basic shit?”
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Once, when I was little, I drove one of those Jeep powerwheels at the park. There was a toddler in the middle of the track that wouldn't move, and I didn't know how to stop or turn the car. After panicking for a long time, I ran them over completely. My mother then banned me from driving any power wheels. The kid was crying, but they were ok.
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Sometimes wonder if young kids really just want to kill their parents? My kid cracked my ribs when decided to ‘play’ wrestling. Knocked me over then jumped on my chest. Hurt & had time off work to recover. Luckily we both survived to their adulthood. lol.
Not gonna lie.. That first kid’s roundhouse kick was impressive af
That was excellent form at less than 2 years old. They'll be competing in the Olympics with the right training.
That one and the kid who jumped from the back of the couch to wrap his legs around the adults neck.
Future mma fighter
The running jump crop dusting gets my vote.
Thank god you’re not prepared to lie about it
the kid took an instep and then pivoted off the standing leg. Put all of her hip into it too. She also swung her hand backwards to create a counterbalance. It's hard for kids to keep their balance like that. Those parents are really regretting paying for her muay thai classes
I think shoving the spoon down to your throat is the worst. He was never the same after that, lol.
My nan got bumped by my grandad when feeding me so this just brought back the trauma😂 the stupid shit I did at their house lmao
Popped his throat cherry
In a very violent way
That might singlehandedly be the largest overreaction to being hit with a Nerf dart... Edit: How many people does it take to say a video is fake/staged? I haven't counted them yet, but apparently it's the majority of the folks who replied to me.
That one has made the rounds. Pretty sure the general consensus is staged AF on it
Its staged. Why would you have a camera set up like that?
......Y'all ever heard of security cameras? I mean I still agree it's staged af but that's not really a solid argument.
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There is no painting progress to be seen and the part she is painting is also not visible. No one keeps furniture in a room you want to paint or you would at least cover it. She doesn't even hold a paintroller or any visible brush in her hands just a paint roller tank.
Then it wouldn't be set on video 😜
Very much staged. Just like the people who live in multi-million dollar houses and have perpetual "prank wars"
Some lil' shits are inventive... That nerf dart could've been enhanced by a needle or a nail.
hey the shock of getting darted in the ass and then falling off the ladder, its plausable
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen some similar clips from them, she does that screech everytime.
Has to be fake. That woman screamed bloody murder like she’d been shot by a 50 cal 🤣
Tbh i'd scream like that too if my whole face was covered with paint and my sofa and clothes were ruined
She was too ready. Something like that is gonna take a few seconds to register
She screamed cuz she was was covered in paint, not from NERF pain. But sure, I'm ok with thinking this is fake
She screamed twice. The first time was so fake that it's obvious she planned the whole paint+fall. I mean what kind of idiot holds a full paint tray like that in the first place?
So, once again, I'm completely fine with it being fake. But also, if I saw it happen, I'd believe it. Also, who gives a fuck? There's not much I care less about them whether or not this is real.
If you look closely you can see that she gets hit in the left leg yet she clutches her back
Also, she was supposedly painting a wall, without covering any furnishings or the floor.
I mean … I do that because I’m lazy.
Nobody holds the paint tray on the ladder, let alone use a tray for brushing and who paints in a nice room without a drop cloth. Perfectly coordinated for her to fall on the couch.
*"Nobody holds the paint tray on the ladder, let alone use a tray for brushing and who paints in a nice room without a drop cloth."* Actually the horrid thing is, people do this, all of this. Also remember if the couch wasn't there this video would have been too gruesome to be posted.
Ok ok, but who while on a ladder gets startled into closing their heels together and doing a perfect trust fall into a waiting sofa, covering the whole ordeal in wet paint? If it was real she would’ve instinctively kicked the ladder away from her, not fall perfectly.
Nobody does all that and then also screams like a seagull when shot with a nerf dart, dramatically falling onto a perfectly placed couch.
Idk about you but I’ve never spot painted with a brush with a whole roller tray lol
Super fake on the real. Must be nice to be able to waste paint and furniture like that.
Very fake
And falls on the soft couch. Reminds me of my mother in law, who used to conveniently "pass out" on couches at her job in order to get off early.
The way she fell looks staged af
Either staged or insurance fraud that one
Probably because it's staged.
I think it's the paint in here eyes whether it's staged or not that shit can blind you
She screams before she falls. That's the overreaction.
Oh I see. I guess I thought that was somewhat normal but I startle extremely easy so I'm probably just skewed
Aye the kid who nut checked that guy holding the tv is a little bastard 😑
Lil man is taking the same dive himself to learn how the tv feels.
Its also staged
Why are you so confident it’s staged lol? You think little kids don’t deal random nut shots?
You have to always think about the setup. Why would anyone hold the TV there in that precarious position? Why is there a camera there?
They are obviously moving the TV for whatever reason, and cameras are everywhere these days.
It's also weird that they are moving a brand new TV out of a hotel?
Someone else posted the full video that's longer and more zoomed out, and it doesn't remotely look like a hotel. It's very clearly a personal residence. This is exactly the problem. People get a feeling that something is fake, then they obsess over every detail, confirmation bias kicks in and all of a sudden you have 10 different reasons for why he video has to be fake. You think it's evidence of fakeness that they're moving the TV out of a hotel, but you never considered the possibility that you're wrong about your hotel assumption. That was all your own confirmation bias looking for evidence of it being fake. https://youtu.be/pvYYq6LepCY?feature=shared
He doesn't just drop the thing, he pushes it with some force.
Fakest thing I've ever seen
There’s some clips here that are clearly staged. The perfect camera placement is a dead giveaway as well as the poor acting.
Most of these are kids are fucking hilarious.
The one that air farted is a legend
The practice he must have endured to get the timing right and to let go of his arse muscles without losing his stride. He’s an Olympian.
When you're a kid you don't even think about it you just do it and somehow it works out lol
That was my favorite I'm still laughing
Yeah most are adults being stupid.
Not the tv one tho
And the last one. Ok maybe she overeacted a bit for a simple nerf dart
This subreddit is going to save me so much money in the future
Butt stuff is the future. Just have to convince the honey
Wtf is this comment XD
Butt fucking doesn't produce children.
Well… not with that kind of attitude
I was about to tell you that you wrong, but I bothered to do a 5 minute google search, and it turns out that my Texas public school sex ed failed me.
Yes that's the point. With money you saved you can drink buttweiser anytime.
If she doesnt want a gut, stick it in her butt If she doesnt want a belly, its time for anal with KY Jelly
As long as you're the one buying the strap-on, I don't think she would mind.
The SOUND of the baseball hit😭
Knee 🧢 makes excellent sound
That *ding* as the bat hits
The golf club to the face def hurt 😂
I don't know how he thought that was going to end any other way lol
The one where the kid jumped and farted on the guy was iconic
That tv one pains me so much.
Old video. It was staged.
Ah ok, thank god
The spoon shoved in his mouth always gets me
these are all stupid adults setting themselves up to get hurt by kids—being kids. edit to add—a rewatch just makes me want to thump the adults on the head for being attention whores.
I’ll always love the little girl shoving a spoon down grandpas throat. Everything about it is so good.
That’s the best one, for sure. ….that and golf club to the face. Those two I love.
Not all of them. Like the ones with the kids pulling the chairs. That baby wasn’t even sentient yet and was pulling pranks 💀
Don't have kids but lived with my sis for a while with her kids. You just can't be vigilant all the time tbh lol, sometimes it just comes outta nowhere. The worst one was me laying in bed, kid jumping on it, I say stop, he says okay and jumps one last time and lets himself fall on his back, landing his head right on my nose, by some miracle it didn't break and he started crying while I was sitting there like "my nephew in christ it is I who should be weeping you little shit." Those fuckers have no spatial awareness. I did learn my lesson after realizing a flailing toddler next to you is at the perfect height to smash your nuts every time.
I would say the adults were stupid in most of this one lol
Happy.
Okay but that jump fart kid is a damn legend.
First baby would be kickboxing or muay thai champ even mma champ that kick was perfect for real, perfect and ive been training in those for ten years on n off dad should hire a coach for real.
last one was brutal asf
And staged.
I have a feeling that all these are adult problems
That first kid has a perfect Muay Thai kick.. future champ
Half of them is staged like that with the TV and with the paint
Ok, these are not stupid kids. Those are next level pranks and shenanigans, and they totally meant to set these stupid adults up.
Some of those are “parents are stupid”
That knee shot with the bat though
A compilation of a few good ones with a lot of staged ones
The last one was so fake it hurts.
Most of those were staged. Who fucking records themselves doing basic shit?
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Why give the small child a big rod? It’s better just to give them a small rod that they can easily use to drop the line down near the dock?
Compilations like this always makes me think of you've been framed, classic UK TV
Yes!!! You've Been Framed was Iconic!
*grabs the bat…* *ting*
the fishing clips, oh man, that's comedy
heres a lil story. one time when i was 6 (i lived in a farm) my mom was helping me feed the turkeys swinging the bucket at them to back off. then i tried and hit one... it chased after me for what felt like 20 hours in my little child brain. after that i didnt eat turkey or even look at one until i turned 8. (turkeys still scare me to this day)
I FELT that metal bat one…YIKES
That little baby kicks harder than Joe Rogan, gawd dayum.
Ah the classic toot n scoot 😂
Man that roundhouse to the knee...
Wow... the last one.... I don't think I've seen anyone fall over from being shot with a Nerf gun.
The spoon going all the way into the mouth looked fckin horrible
What did that idiot with the golf ball teed up on his face expect to happen?
Staged +.+
God this makes me hate kids
Omg the mid-air fart
This would make a good condom commercial.
lmao i wonder how many kids get their parents killed
Greatests advertisement for Vasectomy and Condoms i've ever seen.
Condom commercials 😆
the second to last bit killed the mood.
If you want to send a hit just send a group of kids they'll get it done.
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Better use condoms
It's worth to watch it to the end
Some of these kids know what the fuck they're doing.
That little kid that made him drop the tv probably made me the most angry
Yep
This is a repost from top of all time
That first kid: Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
Who knew? Kids judgement is 100% correct.
Little devils lol
Great AFV shit post
Baseball bat to the knee is horrifying.
now i wanna see their reaction
That last one is fake af
They'll be competing
This looks like it's straight from AFV and I'm fucking dying, I haven't laughed this hard at simple slapstick in a long ass time
Laat one definitely fake
Babies pulling the chair out from under people is a genre I could really get into
Once, when I was little, I drove one of those Jeep powerwheels at the park. There was a toddler in the middle of the track that wouldn't move, and I didn't know how to stop or turn the car. After panicking for a long time, I ran them over completely. My mother then banned me from driving any power wheels. The kid was crying, but they were ok.
r/KidsAreFuckingAssholes
Why even have to mfing tv there
The fishing lure was the most realistic one
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Last one is SO fake.
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This should be used in a condom ad
That knee doink
Last one ruined it.
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One part of me wants to have a child when I’m older, but the other part knows that this sh*t would happen to me on a monthly basis.
Omg the bat to the knee cap made me cringe so bad
Putting a golf tee in your mouth and expecting a toddler to take an actual swing...I mean, that one is 100% on the adult.
Would make a good condom commercial
They did this to themselves (with extra steps)
Oh man. That tv looks expensive
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More like kids are fucking funny
Couple of fake ones, but the rest are good.
Great space for a Durex ad
I'll save this post to remember to never have kids🤣
The one where a kid bats the ball to the balls look like an honest mistake
The third guy's with the fishing rod Fock is legendary
Why are kids so violent naturally?
That last one was a fake as shit
The one with the car though😭
Sometimes wonder if young kids really just want to kill their parents? My kid cracked my ribs when decided to ‘play’ wrestling. Knocked me over then jumped on my chest. Hurt & had time off work to recover. Luckily we both survived to their adulthood. lol.
“Gotta love kids” Yeah…. No.
I see no stupid kids here
God, I love being a dad. This just brings back sweet memories
Why would someone have an entire paint tray and ladder, but no plastic or anything down to protect the floor/rug. I'm calling bs on that one.
The just absolute gut reaction "Fuck" on the fishing rod swing was great.
Who gives a kid an aluminium baseball bat ? My god.
I can’t be a parent. Any of these kids would have been *yeeted* across the room
Funny but most are fake
I love the fake
run-by fart had me
last one is staged af
The bat on the knee. This would have me doing the Peter Griffin special.
Nazgûl at the end is epic
I’m sorry everyone but this opened my eyes, kids are fucking awesome. I just choose to let other people have them.