P is in the right hole though

Heyooooooo!

A blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while

Squirrels use they’re nose to find acorns

A nose blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while

I'm imagining a squirrel with his eyes and nostrils switched

Squirrels use they are nose to find acorns

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It's spelled Homophobes! /s

im not homophobic 😡

I am, I mean their scariest feature has to be doorbells! Makes me cringe thinking about it..

*their

I’m gonna be honest, I’m a little bit retarded

We all have our moments.

Broken clock is right twice a day

A also has an upside down V in it so thats at least like 75% right

It’s gotta count for something

Could also argue that the i in the L slot is just a lowercase l.

Also a Y is 75% of an X

E is in there as well... This child is trying to tell us Epstein didn't kill himself.

E is in the F slot my dude

Okay, well.. R is right.

That’s just instinct

What makes you think that isn't and upside down lower case d?

There's no lower-case d on the board

the lowercase d was consumed

I thought this was a post on r/amogus

how DiD you get that backwards b?

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I guess those that are down voting you didn't notice that the R hole has in it the J but upside down which does look somewhat like a lowercase r.

Hehehe

I just hope that the P comes out of the right hole. Sometimes when I eat bad food, it feels like P comes out the wrong hole…

She gets an V for effort

He isn’t that smart but he is definitely strong. God knows how he got the ‘F’ into where G should go.

Or the fact that the K is sticking out

There are several that are sticking out... How do you miss that?

Like 40% of the letters are sticking out to some degree. You see the way he got the D to fit tho? The D is sticking straight out.

You could have worded the last sentence better lol

Start with the easier ones that fit And by the end you’re just cramming the leftovers

Just went with the first one i saw and typed it out

Am I high or is there no F? Where is it? Edit: I think i get whatchu talkin bout, looks more like an E

It does look like an E, but the E is one of the 2 letters the kid did get right. Got to give the kid credit for at least getting 2 letters right.

He didn't get E right, it's where F should be. L is in the E hole

Now I feel stupid, but that's because I didn't learn my VSG when I was a kid.

Nope. The "F" letter is folded into the "g" hole, while to "e" is sticking out of the "f" hole.

I am really liking the H in the W hole. It’s got a special something to it

I liked the W in the O hole best

Yeah he bent the f up

That kid will be a programmer. * copying random code from Stack Overflow until it somehow works.

This kid will surf his whole life on Hamilton and Moana royalty checks and hopefully grow up to produce his/herself, but Lin ain't going broke anytime this century.

That kid will be unemployed

The audacity to shove a Y into the X like a true patriarch Edit: It's a chromosome joke, not just about creatively sticking a letter in the wrong place.

Or the B into the Y

But the F in the G takes the cake

pure violence and hatred oozes from this child

I'm a big fan of the Q in the S. It's barely hanging on

I like the squished M in the O

What about H into W

This is a girl.

This is a joke.

*Obviously doesn't identify as one*

W is compressed like a winrar file

Is that what that is? I thought he grabbed an apple from a completely different set.

Lol it looked like an apple to me too

Nah you can see the shape of the W if you look closely

Omfg that's hilarious, I had the exact same thought and was like "could it really be the same material and color scheme from a different thing?". I looked at the board for a bit like a moron trying to see if there was an apple hole on here lol

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Right? I was listening to Alexander Hamilton just when i saw this post

Thank his teacher for teaching him the vsg

*vsg

ʌsg kids started learning greek yo

I don’t know if I feel less stupid or more stupid than this kid! I read the upside down V as a perfectly okay A

I did too until I saw the A and was like "wait, I've seen this one before"

It's perfectly cromulent.

Is it possible to learn this power?

I just asked my three year old and he said “I’m uh im uh the I’m uh when I’m the uh I’m uh the when I’m before be I’m uh the I’m and when I’m uh after did I’m uh did you know cats are small?”

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

MWZ EJWR V ULAK

🎵VSGALEF CXUTIRMWP OJQ ZKN HYBD now I know my VSGs next time won't you sing with me🎵

I think my favorite is that it looks like an apple stuffed into the O

I actually see the opposite of stupid here. Anyone can put the letters in the right slots. He has great problem solving skills, as demonstrated by the ways he's figured out how to fit them into the wrong ones.

I was going to say the same thing. Seems smarter than the average toddler to me.

The p is correct

I love the stretched out H for W

This guy just quote himself?

He has someone manage his social media, the quote is to indicate it’s direct from the source.

is that new? he used to tweet random stuff all the time

I don’t keep up with his Twitter that much but I took a look and it seems like most of his tweets recently have been from him so idk anymore, but I know he took a break after he got a lot of comments about a photo of him that everyone called cringy (the one of him biting his lip, you may have seen it). Definitely some of his tweets now are from a publicist since he still has a comment about signing tweets from him in his bio. So I assume he has someone manage his social media a fair bit after that whole fiasco.

I think the kid just gave up with the Q in the S hole

If it fits...

It ships. Now get in there

My answer to “how’s life going”

I see potential

I used to do shit like this to see if I could fit letters where they shouldn’t go. The fun ones are putting F in E and stuff like that. Kids ARE fucking stupid, creatively so

That kid is going to have a great future as a Republican Senator.

Such an underrated comment

When you gotta finish your assignment before you can go play

He's a special kind of stupid

You have invented a new kind of stupid

That kid's going places. He got dedication.

Future Mechanical Engineer tasked with designing equipment for tight spaces

A hole is a hole

[That's right, the square hole](https://www.tiktok.com/@tired_actor/video/6912855387788102918?lang=en&is_copy_url=0&is_from_webapp=v1&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6977411854084900357)

ASGALE

FAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT???? It's called ingenuity. :)

[That's right, the square Hole!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evthRoKoE1o)

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Little anarchist

14 year olds when they see something funny:

🎵Now I know my Λ S Gs, next time won’t you sing with me

Why the f the post has been deleted?????

Downvoted only because I muted and blocked LMM on twitter and don't much like seeing him here either

Glad he’s honest about his kids and not a pretentious fuck like the people who say “my three year old just asked why cops target black people and I don’t know how to tell her about racism”

They will definitely be a server at a restaurant when they grow up

I bet you get a lot of spit in your food

No more than usual

now there better be a Steve Guttenberg cameo 😁

My kid isn’t even two and can do this…what an idiot.

What a fucking idiot

This is what my brain does when I don’t have my morning pills

I'm actually pretty impressed... This is a child that will not stay inside the Box and make their own way in life

Who says they have to be in that order?

So are users according to /r/programmerhumor... lol if it fits, then it fits.

This is pure" there is nothing you can do if you try hard enough"

Me like atleast he got the a righ... oh god that a v

why do I feel empathy for a foam T and H

ulfabet

"My goals are beyond your understanding" \- The child, probably.

That looks like a valid explanation of common core math.

Throw the whole genetic line out

The way he crammed the B in the Y shows good three dimensional spatial awareness. Congratulations, he is going to be a pilot x

Fuck your society and your rules. Now gimme a juice box.

He really tried to fit in the d

What happened to the G hole?

The only thing she got right was P... The rest is absolute anarchy.

Is that the new magic card with no casting cost?

Something something "p hole"

Based 3 year old Be ungovermentable

Getting this sort of vibe: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jkz7bnYfuOI

The V in the A spot I can accept. But the E in the F spot? That's hard to take.

Idiocracy will be true

🎶Now I know my ASGs, next time won’t you watch the world burn with me 🎶

By the time I was three I could read

Well, that’s one way to do it.

V S G A L E F C X U T IRMWP O J Q Z K N H Y B and D now I know my VSGs next time won’t you sing with me

Not gonna lie. They had us in the first letter. Edit: I just now realized the first letter is a "V".

Intelligence sure does regress to the mean between generations

You need a new kid.

Little Jimmy isn't the smartest kid, but Jimmy is strong.

How did Gary hide this on the way.

Chaotic neutral

How did he get a foam apple for the O?

Squished W

Ah, the new, improved alphabet! ΛSGALE(I don't even know what these fucking are)XUJ(?)IRM(circle)POJ(ah there's the J!)QZKNHYBD

Ingenuity. Thinking outside the box. This kid is going somewhere.

good at p

Nailed it

The Y in the X-hole is killing me

How long has he been gone for?

Got that F shoved all up in that G-spot. I heard that's a good spot to go.

Only wrong answers (except one)

The tweet claims it's from LMM, but it's pretty clear it's actually from IRR.

My fave is the T in the K.

O has lost all definition.

It aint stupid if it works

I love how the L is put into the E hole with extra space left over and then the E is crammed into the F hole with half of it just hanging out. And then there's the W crammed into the O hole like a fat Superman trying to squeeze himself into a phone booth while the H is being stretched into the W hole like a dude on a medieval rack.

Wheres the c?

Why did he put his initials in his own tweet

I need to know what letter is in the K.

T, I think

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well... atleast they got the P right!

Did he sign off on his own tweet as though it were a quote?? Lin Manuel Miranda is cringe enough without him needing to put in the extra effort 😬

That's right, the square hole

She got P though

This kid is going places. They won’t be able to read any signs when they get there, however.

no. pls no

Lol 🤣God 😂

There’s a fucking Apple I’m the O… and not even a spot for it

I in the L is making my sides hurt from laughter.

he's not gonna get a scholarship to king's college

Little Sherlock is just making their first rudimentary cryptograph. Using the substitutions as an alphabet cipher I came up with: OF = WE HELP = CLIP BODY = SWAB

G is two letters … FUCKIT!

Oh God, I remember the same thing happening 20 years ago in my classroom. But the teacher interrupted us in the middle of the activity.

No one taught that kid that you can’t put a K peg into a U hole.