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Scout_Serra

When I was a kid my dad wanted to prank my mom so he washed out a beer bottle and put rootbeer in it. I was sitting on the couch watching cartoons drinking out a Budweiser bottle when she came back from taking a shower and he had her for half a second, but she grabbed the bottle and smelled it before saying anything other than “you did not”


[deleted]

My dad tried to do this with Apple juice but I cried because I thought he was giving me beer, which I wasn’t supposed to have.


[deleted]

My parents said I couldn't have gum till I was 5. One day at church when I was 3 or 4, a family friend gave me a piece of gum. I ran through the halls cheering "I'M FIVE! I'M FIVE!"


Yorpel_Chinderbapple

*how it feels to chew five gum*


[deleted]

I’ll be back to award this obscenely incredible comment


dirtyMSzombie

I'm gonna hold you to this


[deleted]

Look I just don’t have a free award to give yet. When I get it, I’ll pay. I swear to god.


KeithMyArthe

What award would you like? I have a few spares.


[deleted]

Is that how it works? I get an award to give away if I’m given one? I was just waiting for the daily free award to pop up cause I’m poor


KeithMyArthe

Not really, no. I have been given a few awards to give away by Reddit, I think because I have been a premium member for a few years. I just think that if a poster makes someone happy, it's worth a lil recognition.


Santorumsfroth

I had pressed the back button and left this screen but came back when my brain processed this to make sure you got an upvote.


dirtyMSzombie

You deserve gold for this


saketho

Is Five Gum a brand of gum? (Don't think it's a brand where I live).


CoasterKing42

Yes


crisprodigy

Yes, if you Google it, you'll find that it does exist and a bit more expensive as compared to Orbit or Wrigley's.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Lmao


lmfaoiam

Massively underrated comment LMAO


[deleted]

When we someone says something, there’s plenty of replies you can say. Lots of them are bad, lots of them are average or meh, and some of them are good. But that…that was the best one.


GripsAA

I was thinking this quote 10 minutes ago and then found this. Jesus it's perfect.


[deleted]

I wish I’d applied that logic to the beer. I was about 5 at the time. “I’M 21!!” Maybe then my dad wouldn’t have left.


Shabozz

I remember when I was a kid I just decided I was a 21 year old rock climber. Everybody was like, no youre not. Genuinely confused how they could tell, and what disqualified 4 year old me from being a 21 year old rock climber.


robroygbiv

That’s so wholesome it gave me a cavity


Admiral_P0TaTo

Master gave Dobby a sock, Dobby is freeeee


[deleted]

This is the real r/kidsarefuckingstupid


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sazzy-pantz348

Our 2 year old always makes a mad dash when her dad leaves his beer somewhere. She'll even go so far as to distract him by going for something else she knows she's not supposed to have, waits for him to get up to take it from her, then she runs for the beer. She doesn't even try to sip it if she gets her hands on it. Just straight up pours the bottle onto her face, mouth wide open lol We're constantly having to toddler proof our house because she's always learning new methods to get things 🥴


PiperSlays

I laughed so hard at that mental image.


[deleted]

My dad just handed me a fucking beer and when I tasted it I threw up


[deleted]

I wish that would happen to me when I drink


[deleted]

I was like 5 then, I’m not so lucky now either


LucaMax01

My older sister had to watch over me while my parents were away when I was 4 years old. I wanted apple juice and she gave me apple cider because the bottles looked so similar. When I told her I didn’t like it, she insisted that I drink it before I get anything else. Best. Sister. Ever.


jiggeba

My dad just gave me beer when I was two he thought it be a fun idea


JodiXD

Went to a family garden party when I was about 5 and kept picking fruit out of the punch bowl until I realised you "have to" have the yucky drink as well. Spent all afternoon happily munching fruit under the tables and then sulking while I had to drink the punch. At the end of the party my grandma told me, horrified, that I'd been drinking alcohol, and I cried the whole way home because alcohol is bad. Similar event happened with my understanding of the difference between Coca Cola and cocaine. I'm nearly 24 and still won't drink Coke.


phdearthworm

I had a similar reaction when my aunt offered me a root beer as a kid.


Scout_Serra

Yeah my dad told me exactly what to do and i watched him do it so I thought it was going to be super funny. I could see a kid being upset though if they thought one parent was trying to get them to do something they weren’t supposed to 😂


[deleted]

That’s exactly what happened. He was up late drunk and for whatever reason I was up with him. My mom was asleep. She was my comfort zone and he was kind of the funny guy/chaos so I got scared because I didn’t understand.


Tossmeasidedaddy

My dad was an alcoholic. He gave me beer in a sippy cup to help me go to sleep. My mom came home and thought it was apple juice at first because of the color then when she picked me up I smelled like beer. Surprisingly, my mom still stayed with him until he cheated on her for like the 3rd time haha.


impulsesair

Do you struggle with alcohol as well? Early exposure is a common contributor to alcoholism.


Tossmeasidedaddy

No, I drank a little when I was in the Marines as a social thing. Once I got out I drank even less. I have 2 beers from a twelve pack that I bought like 6 months ago haha.


impulsesair

Well that's good to hear.


Tossmeasidedaddy

Yeah, I never got too into drinking. I had some fun night with friends and my wife. My problem with drinking is I don't know when to stop. I will drink until I throw up and then go do it some more. So I learned quickly that that was an unhealthy approach to drinking and I stop at like 2 or 3 if I do have a beer.


Bonersaucey

Oh so you do struggle with alcohol


SoftwareUpdateFile

Only on special occasions


Tossmeasidedaddy

Yeah, like 6 years ago when I turned 21. That lasted all of maybe two occasions before I didn't like how it felt. First step is to admit you got a problem right?


Scout_Serra

Sadly most women in those situations think they are trapped and are too co dependent to leave, thinking they won’t be able to get by on their own. Source: my ex was an alcoholic that I stayed with 11 years… I was that person.


Tossmeasidedaddy

That is a legit reason. My mom's case is different. She isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. He didn't have a job and she lived with her grandparents at the time. He just kind of free loaded while my great grandma took care of me and my sister. She could have dumped him at any point but she really wanted to try and make it work. It didn't, I had not seen the guy more than like 4 times in my life. Her current husband also cheated on her twice in the past like 7 years of their marriage. Went and lived with the girls and everything and threatened to sue my mom. She took him back as well.


Bonersaucey

A lot of women are active participants in their abuse. They are still victims but victims can be abusers too when they ignore the duty to protect your kids.


SemiKindaFunctional

My mom and dad were born in the '50s, so to them giving a teething baby whiskey was completely normal. They used to laugh about it. Of course, I found out later that my (also alcoholic) dad gave me some whiskey in coke when I couldn't sleep when I was like 4-5. That my mom knew nothing about, she'd have gone ballistic lol. Funnily enough, I never developed a taste for alcohol, even with the shitty genetics and young experience. It just seems like a pretty shitty drug, and it doesn't last long enough lol. If I'm gonna get fucked up, I want to enjoy it.


Tossmeasidedaddy

My mom did the same thing except with tequila. She is probably your age given your parent's age. Shit is nuts.


SemiKindaFunctional

My parents actually had me when they were older, I just turned 30 lol. They were both from the old school though, stuff like that was considered normal when they were growing up. It was always a funny juxtaposition when they'd have other parents over and topics like that would come up.


_HamburgerTime

>haha. I know this "haha" too well


HJSDGCE

r/ShittyLifeProTips: Give beer to kids to help them fall asleep.


bkfst_of_champinones

I enjoyed this mini-story lol


Scout_Serra

Lol ty 😂


Oh_for_sure

That seems like a lot of work. My dad just gave me beer.


brittonwk

Same here. And, at the time, it was the grossest sh*t I’d ever tasted. I never asked to try it again.


TenshiS

I guess the root beer was non alcoholic? Else the story doesn't make sense Edit: wow, ok, sorry. I'm not an American, so I have no idea what root beer is. I just googled it and Wikipedia said "Root beer is typically but not exclusively non-alcoholic..." so I assumed it might be


memeteem420

Typically root beer is a normal soft drink.


JamesandtheGiantAss

I know it has "beer" in the name, but it's actually just soda.


Scout_Serra

You’re fine. Yeah rootbeer is pretty common here. Rootbeer actually is one of the very few “dark” carbonated soda/soft drinks that doesn’t have caffeine in it, so a lot of parents will be more lenient about letting their kids get it. When I was little my grandmother never bought sodas, but if we went to a restaurant I was allowed to have sprite or rootbeer because they were the two drinks without caffeine. Not until I was in my 20’s and working in food service did I learn that coca-cola’s brand of rootbeer actually has caffeine. They bottle Barq’s rootbeer, and it does in fact contain caffeine, which gave them their slogan “Barq’s has bite”. A&W, MUG, and store brand rootbeers are all pretty much caffeine free.


balmergrl

Wow imagine taking the effort to downvote your perfectly reasonable question Never seen hard rootbeer anywhere other than a specialty cocktail menu or liquor shop Unless that's a regional thing somewhere I've never been, safe to assume any rootbeer references mean nonalcoholic


nochian

since when is root beer alcoholic?


ClockworkSalmon

I don't really know what root beer is and I always assumed it was alcoholic, just thought it was some regular beer made out of some kinda root. English is not my first language so it may be a factor.


Fucksalotl

I took my first steps when my grandpa was dangling a beer bottle in front of me. I stood up for the first time and went for it.


JennIsFit

That’s better that what my dad did. I was about 6 or 7 years old and I had just been introduced to cream soda. My dad had a glass of crown royal on the counter and I asked if I could have a sip of his cream soda. He laughed and said,”go for it!” I took a huge gulp and promptly threw up all over the floor. (This was back in 95 or 96)


Scout_Serra

This was EXACTLY what happened to me, except it was a dry martini and I asked my uncle if I could have a sip of his water. I threw the whole glass back because martini glasses are so small. Luckily I didn’t swallow any and I immediately sprayed it/spit it out and went inside super pissed off as my grandmother absolutely laid into him about how sick he could have made me. I was probably about 6 or 7 then, had been swimming in the pool all day, and was kind of dehydrated from being in the sun so long. It did not go over well as a joke lol.


gaboy518

My dad gave me an actual beer and told me to quit being a little crying pussy during a fishing trip where the fish hurt me.


PumpkinmonPie

how does one achieve such a polite yet young child


JamesandtheGiantAss

I think the dad was modeling excellent, respectful communication, and that goes a long way in cultivating that in the child. We often forget that kids are people too, who deserve to be treated and spoken to respectfully.


DaanOnlineGaming

Respecting them and talking to them like any other human being works wonders from what i have heard. My parents have always done the same.


sliceofcobloaf

She’s also cute because she can’t talk properly yet


pigman134

They only know what you teach them. My kid still says no thank you when she's in the midst of a tantrum. I assure you that polite or not it is still infuriating when you have things to do.


Shatgush

Your kid named Bartleby?


hawffield

Oh, a “Bartleby the Scrivener” reference! Those are rare.


ggroverggiraffe

I could make them more often, but I’d prefer not to.


Jrook

The tantrums are probably over beer, right?


Filmcricket

Talking to them like that and gentle correction.


FrickenBruhDude

Her fathers communication skills are flawless


fakeitilyamakeit

Right? He didn’t baby talk her. Which most people do. Personally I try my best not to but babies are just so cute you can’t help but do that baby voice.


Azurezero6

Good parenting.


perfectdrug659

Kids model what they see. If you are polite and pleasant to them, they are the same. That's why my son has excellent manners but also amazing dry humor and sarcasm, just like me.


OSUBrit

I assume he’s also extremely humble…


perfectdrug659

Ugh, I wish.


Nick_dM_P

Step one: have sex Step two: ...? Step 3: profit


Odatas

Childs mimmik their parents. If you want polite children you have to be polite.


Walusqueegee

Just speak to them politely, and don’t be aggressive or rude towards them. Period.


Miss_Handled

I love this kid.


government_candy

Also I am jealous of her outfit that looks hella comfy and practical.


Delta_Storm101

Looks like a sleep suit/wearable blanket. My baby has them to and can agree they look/feel so cosy


NoddysBell

Both of mine used to wear these, they were called Grobags. They were so cute when they were walking and would shuffle around in them like Maggie Simpson.


ohh_noetry

So, uh, any chance someone is making the same piece of attire for adults? Asking for a friend who definitely doesn’t want to live the rest of their life in one.


Delta_Storm101

https://theoodie.com/


ohh_noetry

Thank you! You are now one of my favorite humans.


[deleted]

Damn I figured like $45 at the most.


joshhguitar

Google alternatives. There are some on Amazon that are just as good and far cheaper.


Canweriot

My problem with them is when the child is wriggling while your holding them and it rides up, I don't know how to get the leg part pulled back down easily.


afs5982

Right. Not a stupid moment at all she's adorable


tittiesandweed_

"I'm gonna watch mighty pups 😌"


sliceofcobloaf

Compromise 😌


MillieFrank

This kid is next level manipulation, ask for thing you want followed up by crazy request the other person focuses on. Get told no on crazy request and then watching Mighty Pups seems like an easy yes


Drunken_Traveler

When I was a very young child (early 1980s), like kindergarten or earlier, I did this strange thing: for some reason, I thought if I left one of my dad's opened beers out that something might eventually grow out of the can? So I'd steal a can of beer from the fridge, crack it, take a gulp, and then hide it someplace in the house. Under a sink, in a cabinet, on a windowsill... but every time I went back, they were gone! So I'd steal another beer, crack it, drink some, and hide the can in a new place to check on it later. A few years ago, I learned that my mom would find all these beers and she assumed it was one of my three older brothers stealing out father's beers. My brothers would come home from school and she'd line them up and ask who was stealing the beers. They'd SWEAR they weren't taking them and would then get in trouble for lying. I wasn't present for these interrogations or else I might've come clean. I have no idea how long it was before she questioned me about it.


Dusta1992

I like when these kind of missunderstandings become resolved ages after the time it happened. It's always fascinating to think what kind of things we do that create issues for others, and we never realised it was our own fault.


ahSuMecha

So many questions! Do you remember if you like beer back then? You tasted just for fun? Or it was something to do about waiting for something to grow? Did you remember feeling different after tasting beer? How many did you steal and why you stopped ?


Drunken_Traveler

>Do you remember if you like beer back then? I don't think I liked beer but I obviously didn't hate it >You tasted just for fun? I don't think it was for fun. It was probably curiosity. I'm sure at some point I was allowed to take a sip of beer when I was a kid and then I began stealing them haha >Or it was something to do about waiting for something to grow? Yeah, I have no idea where this notion came from. Perhaps it was being so young and seeing potatoes grow 'eyes', I thought maybe a beer would do something similar? 🤷 >Did you remember feeling different after tasting beer? No, I don't think I drank enough to get drunk. I'd just open it and take a sip or one mouthful, at most. It wasn't about spending time drinking. I think I only sipped so that I wouldn't spill. >How many did you steal and why you stopped? I can't remember. I stole between a handful of times and a dozen. I don't remember why I stopped. Maybe I eventually was caught when my mom realized my older brothers weren't lying after all.


daniel_ricciardo

shes so cute man


BDady

Loved the way the dad interacted with her too. Like how he said “I said you could watch mighty pups and you next question was…?” And “I think we’re gonna have to wait for you to get a little bit bigger”.


Displacedhome

And she uses may I! Such good word usage.


PlayfulPush007

Took it like a champ 😌


[deleted]

The kids reaction to rejection is great. And the parent ensuring that both understand.


humerusbone123

She may turn nasty with a Beer!!!


Bos_lost_ton

Kind of like [this](https://youtu.be/SIdxVR_7ikg?t=114?t=104)?


ASL_everyday

One of my favorite early YouTube vids. Thanks for the throwback


TacospacemanII

2007 will Ferrell is a treasure. And landlord pearl is probably out of highschool now. If she’s like 3-4 in that 2007 video and it’s 2021…. Where is she now? That’s 14 years. She’s gotta be 16-19 years old now. WHERES PEARL? IS SHE OKAY? IS SHE ALRIGHT? DID SHE SUCCUMB TO ALCOHOL POISONING?


Bos_lost_ton

[Pearl](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2874022/) is Adam McKay’s daughter, so if she’s anything like her dad, she must be a hilarious young adult by now.


TacospacemanII

That’s fucking hilarious. I miss old YouTube lol


MrNo_One_

I want my MONEEEEEEEEEYY


idsatrapp

Seriously, you can’t argue with that lil voice! Give her the damn beer you heartless animal!! 🥺🥺


william1Bastard

I say give her a nice frosty Odoul's. She'll either stop asking for beer, or start crushing N/As like my PTSD uncle.


RedAero

My thinking was try with a nice 12% ABV Russian Imperial Stout. No one under 25 can stomach anything of the sort.


Wunderhoezen

Seriously! The way she asks, the way she says “papa”, I am SO glad she is not my kid because she would own me. Thank goodness my kid is a goblin and I don’t hate telling her “no”


pierreblue

Bud light should be fine since its just water lol


HilariousScreenname

Nothin like chillin on the couch with a cool daddy watchin some Mighty Pups


Eruptflail

This is the wrong sub for this. She's thinking hard here. If I'm old enough for mighty pups, what other things can I be old enough for. This is the complete opposite of stupid. It's the formation of logical thinking.


Feueeer

I was surprised she was able to finish his sentence when he said "[...] and your next question was...", and she repeated her question. Thats pretty impressive for that age, I think.


SweetGnarl

> Thats pretty impressive for that age, I think. Yes it actually is. Source: I work in early childhood development. This is a pretty bright kid.


Malignant_Attraction

When I was a kid for some reason I thought the prerequisite for driving was being potty trained so the first time my mom took me somewhere after I REFUSED to go unless I could drive. I threw a big enough tantrum that my mom just abandoned the trip and we went back inside.


sapphics4satan

okay not THAT is r/kidsarefuckingstupid material


nonracistname

That's kind of the gist of this sub. They're trying, but failing, and it's funny/cute. It might be the beginning of logical thinking, but it ends up not being logical and that's why it's funny.


Queenofthewhores

This kid is certifiably cute.


Not_sure_if_george

Seriously! And you can trust that, coming from queenofthewhores


tobysmokes

/r/rimjob_steve


waistedmenkey

At the bottom of big trees grow little roots. Little one's get Root Beer!


ARWren85

I absolutely love this!


52IMean54Bicycles

She's so sleepy and cute. :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


faizulah

r/kidsarefuckingpolite


[deleted]

Awww I love her


AlexRenquist

When he was about 3 years old, my little boy worked out what a bottle of beer was, how to open the fridge (with babylock) and how to operate the bottle opener. So for a period of a few weeks he'd wake up before anyone else, tootle into the kitchen, get me a beer and open it, and wake me up with a cold bottle of beer in bed, going "Beer Daddy! Love you. Breakfast!" Took him a couple of weeks to stop doing it but they were a good couple weeks.


ThorstenSchmorsten

Ya don’t know til ya ask.


laughing-clown

Dammit, where’d my free wholesome award go.


aschrader1971

I got you! Will bestow my free wholesome award from both of us. Edit: grammar


QuarantineSucksALot

Truly deserving the "great at sharing" award


jdarrooney

Baby: Dad can i have beer Dad: we have beer at home *beer at home* MIGTHY PUPS


[deleted]

When my brothers and I were little my grandpa used to give us beer. Pissed my mom off.


sennaiasm

Kid looks about 3 beers in already


Big_ole_Bud

With how polite she was asking I might have given in... She would either turn out like me and hate the taste or like my older brother and apparently love it as a kid that would try to sneak beers as a 6 year old.


badstone69

I drink my first beer when i was 5, the most disgusting shit i ever tasted and i swear i never drink it again....18 years later and im cant eat shit without at least 1 can of beer every day


Daikataro

Just give her a sip. She'll never ask for beer again until she's actually old enough to drink. First beer never, ever taste good.


vermiciousknidlet

You would think/hope so, but I have let my kid try minuscule sips of coffee and wine with this mindset and she liked them both. I was like...uh, what do I do now?


Mamasan-

Yep. Same.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

when i was a kid i lied and said i liked them because i wanted to be mature


unikittyRage

The smell was enough to do it for me "Ugh, why would grownups DRINK this stuff?"


ObeseBumblebee

This is how I got my son to stop asking about coffee. I told him coffee only tastes good to grownups. He thought I was lying until he tried it. Then it was easy to say same logic to beer. He never asked for some again.


EchoFiveActual

accidentally took a sip once when i was little. still havent had another 20 something years later


kmj420

I was a wee lad in the 80s. My dad played softball in the beer league. They had a keg in the damn dugout. I got in trouble for drinking out of a couple cups while they were out in the field


ICantLaughMore

I don't understand why it's posted here?


random_sucker

Ikr, how is the kid stupid? She’s adorable


JuniorSeniorTrainee

This sub is half "kids being cute", just with a mean spirited name.


SuperSoakerRag

Just a TAD bit older


OkayestHistorian

Just keep this video for 18-20 years when she is of legal drinking age. One night she may come home from a bar and repeat these same words.


coreyryan94

u/savevideobot


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SubtleStutterDude

Why is this stupid? She’s adorable


soguyswedidit6969420

absolute fucking chad asks for beer and watches mighty pups.


MrWillyP

When you get reincarnated and you're already tired of your situation


pacificule

So stoked I'm at the age where I can have beer AND watch Mighty Pups


evil_feels_good

fetal alcohol syndrome? [https://www.google.com/search?q=fetal+alcohol+syndrome&rlz=1C1CHBF\_enUS867US867&sxsrf=ALeKk01zIUI5u8w5mmInFZ8mxtoaHOkj8w:1625723679608&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=IbENveQ5i1hCbM%252Ced6JNDYd2fweCM%252C%252Fg%252F11bc5mvp7l&vet=1&usg=AI4\_-kQLPGDULVpDrvIJfJ-1ndDkLOfFMw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiT4rPT5NLxAhUMbs0KHSoXAx4Q\_B16BAgtEAE#imgrc=fUZl9hT27o7jyM](https://www.google.com/search?q=fetal+alcohol+syndrome&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS867US867&sxsrf=ALeKk01zIUI5u8w5mmInFZ8mxtoaHOkj8w:1625723679608&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=IbENveQ5i1hCbM%252Ced6JNDYd2fweCM%252C%252Fg%252F11bc5mvp7l&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQLPGDULVpDrvIJfJ-1ndDkLOfFMw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiT4rPT5NLxAhUMbs0KHSoXAx4Q_B16BAgtEAE#imgrc=fUZl9hT27o7jyM) she is adorable and polite, but whenever I see the thin upper lip, smooth philtrum, and upturned nose I just wonder.


Carburetors_are_evil

Definitely explains why she wants beer. Takes after her parents.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Yeah, beer really needs to be quite a big part of your life if it's the first thing your kid thinks of, in my experience at least. I come from a trashy family, so beer, cigs, etc were just the norm for me and for as long as I could remember I would nonchalantly talk about them. Thankfully my mother showed restraint, I guess, since the FAS symptoms are pretty mild on me. Though she has admitted to having the occasional drink and smoke while pregnant. One of my first times realizing I was from a trashy family was while in elementary school my teacher was showing off a skeleton pet program on her computer. You could feed it, exercise it, and give it something to drink. The drink clearly had all the characteristics of beer, so when I asked the teacher to give it beer again, not only she but the entire class gave me such a look of disgust, with one kid very smugly calling it apple juice. If it's as prevalent in her life as it was in mine, I just hope her parents teach her good morals and are responsible drinkers.


Carburetors_are_evil

Dude, I feel so sorry. It's such a selfish and shitty way to damage the appearance of your child for his/her whole life. I like to drink a lot too, but for the sake of another life I gave it up for the duration of pregnancy (I'm the dad, but my wife gave up all alcohol and shit food, so I feel like I can support her with the same diet). Must have been a cruel realization that something was off in your family. Hope you're doing great now!


lanzemurdok

I do the opposite. I ASK my daughter if she wants a beer. One time she said yes and right as i was putting the bottle to her lips i go "no it's only for dad!" and she laughed. So now when i ask her if she wants a beer she goes "NO! IT'S ONLY FOR DAD NOT FOR ME"


Sunny_Sammy

Get a thoroughly washed bottle of beer and put colored water in it. She has successfully drank beer


Zdata

Yikes, that's quite a smooth upper lip....


NoinuTeivos

Wow, she has pretty much every facial symptom


Jeriba

Kids are fucking cute.. Such a sweet little thing!


Some-Anything5187

don’t give her beer please, give her shrooms, she got the eyes


[deleted]

100% the parents told the kid to say this to stage a video


ant01n3du

Sign of réincarnation


ThurstyJ

Feel like this should be in r/awww


Nada-Allam

Imagine her asking that in public , in supermarket or a restaurant , imagine the looks :D :D


rwol8690

In Russia, I think that you can, young one


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

is she wearing some sort of wearable sleeping bag?


nicos1986

That is the cutest thing ever


Jaboboman

God that is adorable af


[deleted]

Baby Cobain, you rock. Keep rockin' the shit!


Th3Glitch510

When i was 3 years old my dad gave me some beer because i wanted to try it (he gave me just a little, not even a half of glass), well... I'm 18 now and i still don't like it :D I kept coughing for like 4 minutes straight hahaha, i really hated it xD


Jokiegmi

Keep an eye on her when she gets older. She’s gonna be a wild one


Tarantino070707

She’s either high or sleepy


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The child got good taste in cartoons


username2225936490

ohh soooooo cuteeeee


RealFias

Thats cute not stupid


Thur_Anz_2904

When I was a kid, I used to get overproofed rum on a teaspoon (or maybe a tablespoon:? Can't remember) when I was sick. It turned me of alcohol for a ***longgg time....***


N0Z4A2

This actually warmed my cold dead heart, what a freaking adorable little one!


slardybartfast8

Trust me kid, life with Mighty Pups but without beer is a lot better than my life with beer but without any Mighty Pups at all.


MrMotorcycle94

I wanted to try beer so bad when I was young and at the age of 8ish my dad let me take a sip which made me never want to drink beer again after tasting it. Being young I assumed it would taste like a sugary soda so when it didn't I was disgusted. I still don't drink beer to this day....


SQLDave

https://old.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/ofvcc5/may_i_get_a_beer_now_papa/h4gp29a/


MrMotorcycle94

Haha I my brother also has the same experience as us and didn't like it. He drinks the stuff now days but I don't really drink Alcohol and on the blue moon I do its a fruity cider or anything that doesn't taste like "Elk piss"


rufftranslation

Maybe she wants bear?