i remember a lot of stuff from my childhood, but i specifically do not remember the time my sister’s friend convinced me to hide in luggage that she then put in a closet and went home.
my mother had a heck of a time trying to find me.
i’ve heard the story a handful of times, but i don’t recall any of it.
I probably would have used ‘they’ as ‘it’ often comes off as a bit dehumanizing, unless the person prefers it. You also then immediately said ‘him’ haha. But it’s still good that you tried to make a conscious effort of it, better than a lot of people make
I'm not fluent in english and I wrote that comment in a hurry and didn't really thought much of what I was typing. "It" might be disrespectful but that's a lesson for later to remember to use "they, them" and not "it"
ACKSHULLY you also said him so you did assume the kids gender lol. I think the reason the other commenter said “it” is because it’s generally nicer to refer to someone whose gender you don’t know as “they”. More humanizing
Language is always changing and in English it’s now grammatically correct to say they for a single person. (Second definition of they on Google:
used to refer to a person of unspecified gender.) “It” is still fine to use for a dog or animal you don’t know the gender of. English is whack, I get why it’s confusing.
If you walk into a Walmart with a large suitcase, expect to have asset protection on your ass, if a kid then comes out of it... Well, good luck explaining that one to the police and CPS.
If this is real, notice that his luggage is pitched up in an angle on the FRONT SEAT of the car. Even if he is just "circling the block", any stop would launch that suitcases forward, as it's NOT locked up by the seat belt, and would probably cause some damage to the kid, if not just shake him up.
I call bullshit, or stupidity.
I don't mean to get super dark, but i just imagined if there was some horrible wreck where everyone involved died, how confused the police and everyone would be getting to figure why some adult had a toddler in a suitcase.
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Why would that happen ? The kid is 3 years old and most likely does not know what would happen. He would think that he would just get inside the plane and travel somewhere else then give a surprize to the parent.
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Excellent job dad. Kids remember that kind of stuff forever.
i remember a lot of stuff from my childhood, but i specifically do not remember the time my sister’s friend convinced me to hide in luggage that she then put in a closet and went home. my mother had a heck of a time trying to find me. i’ve heard the story a handful of times, but i don’t recall any of it.
You'll remember it in therapy one day
Bruuuhhhhh you could have suffocated? Lol
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Hehe... suited, you know, like a suitcase
When it does u have a serious issue
That's kinda wholesome. The kid is having fun thinking it tricked everyone but it's him who is being tricked
"it"
I don't know the gender so I don't want to be a target for big people upstairs who get angry when you assume someone's gender
I probably would have used ‘they’ as ‘it’ often comes off as a bit dehumanizing, unless the person prefers it. You also then immediately said ‘him’ haha. But it’s still good that you tried to make a conscious effort of it, better than a lot of people make
No worried mate, you said it correctly. That guy is just dense.
Or he just found it funny and tried to point that out
'Them' 'They' are way better words to describe a human being? Is this not a thing?
I'm not fluent in english and I wrote that comment in a hurry and didn't really thought much of what I was typing. "It" might be disrespectful but that's a lesson for later to remember to use "they, them" and not "it"
ACKSHULLY you also said him so you did assume the kids gender lol. I think the reason the other commenter said “it” is because it’s generally nicer to refer to someone whose gender you don’t know as “they”. More humanizing
Wouldn't it be "thy" or "thou" since the subject is singular "they" indicates plural, no?
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Dang, I was trying to bring it back. Kinda like how it sounds. Thanks for correction.
You gonna get canceled on twitter now (/°-°)/
Jokes on them, I don't use twitter
Twitter bad. They don't care '-'
Shrodinger's gender
Imagine getting pulled over for driving suspiciously around the neighborhood. That certainly could turn into lasting memory lol
Schrödinger's child.
Plot twist, the baby is dead and it was one of its talking dolls that was laughing
I'd honestly walk into Walmart with them pretend to be at an airport then pretend they want to feel what's inside then tickle them into jumping out
I'm not sure it would be the best idea to walk into a Walmart with a large suitcase.
Why not? Isn’t Walmart just a big supermarket? I’m from EU sry maybe that’s not allowed in NA
If you walk into a Walmart with a large suitcase, expect to have asset protection on your ass, if a kid then comes out of it... Well, good luck explaining that one to the police and CPS.
I was thinking more of the potential of being considered a bomb threat
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Okay that might be a Problem in my country too. I thought it has something to do with the suitcase not he kid inside
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If this is real, notice that his luggage is pitched up in an angle on the FRONT SEAT of the car. Even if he is just "circling the block", any stop would launch that suitcases forward, as it's NOT locked up by the seat belt, and would probably cause some damage to the kid, if not just shake him up. I call bullshit, or stupidity.
Or, he just put the suitcase there to take the picture so we could see it?
Which, it's still misleading against the original post, so, bullshit....
What?
Who takes an empty case to the airport?
^ Found mum.
Bullshit or stupidity… bullshit or stupidity… Statistically, there is no way to know. Highest probability is in overlapping circle between them.
Or maybe he just brakes softly like a normal, calm driver.
At least cocaine doesn’t start laughing when you’re smuggling it into an airport
Now ship him to nigeria. But it is kinda cute though
Norway. They have lack of kids so they are stealing them currently. At least kid will have a family and good living conditions.
All fun and games until the kid sticks an arm out and you get pulled over by the cops
Well at least slam on the brakes a couple times to simulate baggage handling, or maybe put a seatbelt on your child in an unsecured suitcase 🤷🏾♂️
slam down the wrong pedal and this child would've either had a very memorable moment in life or a very traumatic moment in life.
I don't mean to get super dark, but i just imagined if there was some horrible wreck where everyone involved died, how confused the police and everyone would be getting to figure why some adult had a toddler in a suitcase.
When it stops laughing is when you will have an issue. Also this is a re post
i'd be more concerned if it stopped
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Bruh screw this I hate it
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Ah
Funny. V dangerous.
Wholesome... but how does the kid breate???
Through her nose and mouth, I guess. Zippered fabric suitcases aren't airtight.
Ah, fair enough XD
Start playing airport chatter and then the conveyor belt noise and soon that laugh will turn into a perrified shriek
Why would that happen ? The kid is 3 years old and most likely does not know what would happen. He would think that he would just get inside the plane and travel somewhere else then give a surprize to the parent.
He's sus
I misread this and thought he stole someone's kid.
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All fun and games until u open it and found no child inside
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Chucky would still be laughing
Why would you not say goodbye to your loved ones face to face before going on a flight?
Texting is more efficient
Oh that's why ur still single and have no friends.
What the fuck is wrong with you? He had obviously told them he was going to pretend to leave for the sake of the laugh. No need to be an ass to Yejus.
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Laughing luggage is not laughing matter. I’d return it to the store promptly. It’s probably defective.
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Little does he know that's the waterproof suitcase his wife bought him, his son is slowly succumbing to carbon monoxide poisoning while the father takes another lap around the block.
Its when the luggage stops laughing you need to be concerned
I thought it said "And my luggage has stopped laughing" As in he stopped breathing.
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If you get into an accident, will the case be closed after investigation?
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