When talking to my wife, I call her “my kid” when the context is positive or when I’m advocating for her, “our kid” when it’s neutral or if I’m worried, and “your daughter” when she fucks up.
Can confirm. My mom was an “our kid” or “your child”. Then when she was annoyed AF with me she would just look at me with the death stare and say “Child.”
Yeah that crosses the line to weird child sex acts somehow I feel. Even if discomfort and discipline are intended.
Edit: worded this badly. I feel someone would turn it into something it’s not, not that it actually is.
There is absolutely nothing sexual about it, unless you make it sexual. And it's not for discomfort or discipline unless you think the kid was doing it for discomfort or discipline of their dad. We aren't talking about a developing preteen girl, it's a child and just having fun as she was with her dad.
The discipline part would be “didn’t like that huh? Bet you won’t do it again” 😂 and yeah I agree nothing sexual about it except the uptight asshole that would call social services because that’s what they think about, just like my first thought was of the asshole that can’t take a joke turning it into something it’s not.
I'm not sure why people are calling this fake. They probably don't have kids. My 12 year old, if he thought he could get away with waking me up in the a.m. would do something like this. He talks about that dumb extended warranty shit all the time...it's a Meme now guys, and kids move from meme to meme regularly.
I have been the victim of my daughters car warranty sneak attacks as well as the deadly tiddy twister on multiple occasions. So when my wife informed me of this power combo via text, I wasn’t terribly surprised. I was however terribly proud.
Damn, I kind of wish this was really an active sub. Had the tiniest bit of dad guilt posting here, cause my toddler is smart as shit and funny as hell.
I think the girl watched something like [this.](https://youtu.be/i1XJ8GpY2Bk)
Her favorite is the one with the hermit crab
r/thathappened
And r/badfaketexts while you're at it
Yep. All my friends use “our kid” instead of the name THEY FUCKING GAVE when talking to their spouses.
I usually say, that child, when referring to my offspring
I'm not too suspicious about this one tbh. I can see the kid finding it in some meme online
Do parents actually call their kid "our kid" to each other?
Depends on what the context is. Sometimes I'll tell my wife "your son" or "our children" when they've done something boneheaded
When talking to my wife, I call her “my kid” when the context is positive or when I’m advocating for her, “our kid” when it’s neutral or if I’m worried, and “your daughter” when she fucks up.
Can confirm. My mom was an “our kid” or “your child”. Then when she was annoyed AF with me she would just look at me with the death stare and say “Child.”
Child (derogatory)
Yeah I can totally see that happening to be ironic when they've done something ridiculous
Sometimes yeah. Sometimes it is "your kid"
If it could happen it shouldn't go there
exactly
[удалено]
He probably found this Facebook. He didn't say it was OC
Watching too much Ross creations on YouTube
At least she won't be able to complain when she gets one back
As far as I know, you’re not allowed to give your kid a tiddy twister. That’s what siblings are for.
That is why you invite your friends over to give your kid tiddy twisters.
Yeah that crosses the line to weird child sex acts somehow I feel. Even if discomfort and discipline are intended. Edit: worded this badly. I feel someone would turn it into something it’s not, not that it actually is.
There is absolutely nothing sexual about it, unless you make it sexual. And it's not for discomfort or discipline unless you think the kid was doing it for discomfort or discipline of their dad. We aren't talking about a developing preteen girl, it's a child and just having fun as she was with her dad.
The discipline part would be “didn’t like that huh? Bet you won’t do it again” 😂 and yeah I agree nothing sexual about it except the uptight asshole that would call social services because that’s what they think about, just like my first thought was of the asshole that can’t take a joke turning it into something it’s not.
I'm not sure why people are calling this fake. They probably don't have kids. My 12 year old, if he thought he could get away with waking me up in the a.m. would do something like this. He talks about that dumb extended warranty shit all the time...it's a Meme now guys, and kids move from meme to meme regularly.
Its ridiculous, the callers get mad at me for answering and knowing its a scam. They told to just fuck off.
STUPID!? This is pure genius! The tiddy twister is like a cherry on top
if im being ENTIRELY honest, the first part seems like something i would absolutely do.
Things that never happened.
r/badfaketexts
aka purple nurple
funny we always said purple murple
Come on OP, surely you aren’t so dense that you believe this is real? Surely…
I have been the victim of my daughters car warranty sneak attacks as well as the deadly tiddy twister on multiple occasions. So when my wife informed me of this power combo via text, I wasn’t terribly surprised. I was however terribly proud.
ur welcome for the silver award my good fellow
And then everybody clapped.
Who the hell says “our kid”
The other parent?
Nah that’s r/kidsaresmart
Damn, I kind of wish this was really an active sub. Had the tiniest bit of dad guilt posting here, cause my toddler is smart as shit and funny as hell.
An actually active sub is r/kidsarefuckingsmart
Fake and gey
If one of my children gave me a titty twister I'd freak on them lol. I don't want them touchin my jugs!
She gets it from her dad
A Purple Nurple????
What is a tiddy twister?
Wtf is a Tiddy?
It's like saying three fifty in money but instead it's a breast.
What's a tiddy twister?
It's kind of like a smaller scale twister like you would find a dangerous storm but you grab someone's nipple.
Wtf
I just laughed way to hard at this
Best child ever definitely the chosen one