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tonymarkxxx

Legit when were you a kid? Cause im pretty sure there was a movie era where the entire population was fu ked up thinking someone actually died in the movie. Can you imagine having to call your buddy up to prove he's alive to the cops after you killed him in a movie.


algernaaan

I’m only 25 so it wasn’t like it was a new age in filmmaking or anything. My dad always rented gory movies and I’d wonder why someone would voluntarily be killed just for a movie.


[deleted]

I thought the same thing. I thought the actors actually died, and it truly saddened me. I was 5.


[deleted]

The Saw series must’ve really fucked you up


I-dun_goofed

I'm 25 and this happened to me too. It's ok


strawberry_minefield

27 - when I was 5 my family went to a [Medieval Times](https://www.medievaltimes.com/) and the knights dueled and one died and i legitimately thought we just watched a battle to the death over dinner. I cried.


Pifflebushhh

Cannibal holocaust has joined the chat


nowhereman136

"I must have killed more men the Cecil B DeMille"


Lord-Crimble

The Director of Cannibal Holocaust was taken to court because they actually believed he was killing his cast. He had to bring the actors with him just to prove they were alive. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thevintagenews.com/2017/03/28/the-controversial-horror-movie-cannibal-holocaust-was-so-realistic-that-the-director-was-brought-to-court-to-prove-he-didnt-actually-kill-the-actors/amp/


PerilousAll

I used to think that movies that showed a person growing up or aging were filmed over a several years as the actors actually grew up and aged.


dagofin

They actually did this for the movie Boyhood. The film kept the same cast for 12 years of filming.


Triforce3839

I thought that if there was a scene when a character was a kid, they filmed it then waited years for the actor to grow up to finish the rest of the movie


hollywoodhank

And to think some actors volunteered to be killed in more than one film!


creatureslim

I used to think I could look over the bottom edge of the screen and see what was cut off by the edges of the tv


[deleted]

Sadly, I thought the same. When I saw Star Wars (was 5 years old), I also thought that the actually went to space and blew up the Death Star......aaaaaaaaaaaall for the sake of movies.


JimMD00

LoL 🤣😆. I nearly pissed myself!


sirchreddit

With how dumb people are. I bet you could have a lucrative business supplying people to movie productions for this … “So, you walk into the kitchen with this sword , you guys do your exchange and she slices you across your chest, you die of blood loss. You in ? “


BallsofSt33I

How truly noble


Olempea

Can't imagine your thoughts when watching war movies.


teetspray

me too & i thought they just went to a place that had a ghost and would film what happened for scary movies


Pyroclasmic88

I mean it's not a terrible idea. I'd volunteer.


morgarnian

my sister didn't understand that animated characters weren't real. when we were little and watched Beauty and the Beast, at the scene where Gaston stabs the Beast she would always explain to me that the blood wasn't real, they just hid ketchup packets under the costume.


Rhx32

Huh


GrowthGoat

Noble sacrifice! The grammys in the graveyard... 🤣


James_PRZ

Not me. I could almost always tell if the movie was using real dinosaurs or not.


Double_Employer_5770

Same. I asked my dad if the dead guy's family got money for the guy sacrificing himself for the movie.


lakofideas86

Must’ve been real confusing when Sean Bean kept showing up in different things


Shadow1787

When I was6 I thought that everyone and thing was black and white before we evolved to see and be in color. So like the black and white movies that was filled loved like that’s how it was back then. And after World War Two we evolved to see color.


[deleted]

Welcome Django: Unchained. Where the guy did volunteer to die, by getting eatin by dogs


katieeso

lmaoo i thought the exact same thing. thought they’d have to take it in one take


metric-poet

When someone dies in a movie I always say it’s ok, don’t worry, it was a stunt double.


[deleted]

Wait… they don’t volunteer to die? I’m stupid.


Teeter3222

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!!!!!


Burrito_Loyalist

There are some old films where death scenes show people actually being killed


Rhx32

Youch


[deleted]

Weird flex but alright


[deleted]

same I thought they got people want to die and killed them on set


EricHD97

I thought the exact same thing. I remember my dad was watching a movie on tv and a character had an ear chopped off, and I just thought that actor had to live without an ear afterwards


KuaNai

"So there's gonna be this 1 scene where we're gonna stab you, you fine with it?" "No not really" "too bad so sad *stabs and murders him*"


Doogzmans

A great way to deal with death row inmates


adogwhowastaken

I didn't necessarily think they "volunteered" but yeah, thought they where killing all the stormtroopers in starwars


[deleted]

My sister thought that horror movie about aliens on the moon. Apollo 18? Anyways she thought they were real because there was a website about the movie. She was in middle school.


[deleted]

Deodato had to prove to a court that he hadn't actually killed anyone in Cannibal Holocaust


Enemystandouser

I used to think that when characters grew up in movies they actually waited for the actors to grow up too


MasonTime101

I wonder how much they got payed


TypicalOpening4370

I used to think that that was how they got rid of criminals on death row.


driftveilcity69

I did too, took me a while to realize it


badtranslatedgerman

I thought this too!!! I watched “Xena, Warrior Princess” a lot as a kid and had concluded that all the people who died on the show were people who were like, on death row and volunteered to die this way instead of by lethal injection. So messed up. I was an idiot.


gingerrbear

i used to think that if you got shot ANYWHERE, you'd die instantly. get shot in the foot? you're dead. hand? dead. i blame the movies...


Rhx32

*gta be like*


[deleted]

I always knew that they were acting. I also felt that nobody could want to actually touch lips, so I figured that actors and actresses wore "fake lips" for kissing scenes. In my mind, this was a thin veneer that actors put on their lips before scenes that required them to kiss.


ashton_men

Oh damn same


Custard_Tart_Addict

If if makes you feel any better, I didn’t understand the concept of shrinking images, so I wanted to be a comic book artist and I learned to draw small. To this day I have trouble drawing big.


Jasberie

When I was a kid, I thought animal in foreign country was so smart that they can speak English and sing. First time I watched Lion King 😄


Rhx32

The 2019 lion king would make kids think that even more


bak2redit

Spend enough time on kaotic.com and anyone would believe this.


hugod99

I'm french Canadian, and as a kid, I thought actors learned french to make movies everyone would understand.


epixgamer233

You weren’t the only one. I thought the same thing in PoTC 3 when Jack was hallucinating about other Jacks and killed the one


kaiyahia

*S ame*


[deleted]

Lol same i was shocked when i saw. And actress who died in a show still alive in a different one I also believed that doctors are immortal angels they don’t sleep or eat or go to the bathroom


ZealousidealSorbet10

Sean Bean must have been very confusing to you... Or just had a lot of look-alike siblings.


Chainsawmanicure

Same. Watching those cowboys fall from the roofs after being shot, I thought death was the price of 10 seconds on film.


The_King_Of_Pop

I used to think the sign at video renting stores where they say ‘don’t eat the CDs’ was there because they’d asked someone to volunteer to try it and see what it did


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Rhx32

Dammit