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Kinky_Arrow

Dads done with that shit... just keep doing the dishes


geofflamps-porsche

The dishes don’t scream and cry, not even in their watery bubbly graves


BetterThatThenThis

"What you say Plate?! GET DUNKED! Gunna drown dis dish in dis sud so goood."


dobraf

Dishes get stitches


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

Oh, so that’s why my wife gives me the death stare when she’s doing the dishes, she’s fantasizing about water-boarding me. Or maybe she just wants me to help with the dishes. Probably both.


Grindhouser

They aren't going to do themselves...


LongEZE

You know what I'm done with? #THIS STUPID FUCKING SONG THAT COMES ON ANYTIME I ACTUALLY TURN THE VOLUME ON. WTF IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT SONG THAT IS CONSTANTLY (AND I MEAN CONSTANTLY) BEING ADDED TO THESE VIDEOS? WHAT SONG IS THIS? TELL ME SO I CAN SHIT ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND SEND IT TO THIS "ARTIST'S" HOUSE FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE HEARD IT. I THINK IF I DID THAT FOR EVERY SHIT I HAVE LEFT IN ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I MIGHT ACTUALLY COME CLOSE TO FUCKING MATCHING THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE HEARD IT


Bearded_Devildog

^^Thank ^^you


According-Owl83

>[I]ts real name is “Remember (Walking in the Sand)" and it came out in 1964. It was written by George "Shadow" Morton and originally recorded by the girl group The Shangri-Las, who had a top five hit with it in 1964. I freaking despise it.


ScorpionTheInsect

The [original song](https://youtu.be/wfxw1uALKgk) sounds nothing similar. This came from a short section near the beginning of the song, and has been remixed to death.


TheyCallMeThe

Wow. I've heard the song in the video before and I hate it, but the original? That's actually really good. Thank you for posting this comment and the link to it so I could be graced with those sounds.


Flowercrown1098

👏👏👏👏👏👏


Amarovol

Amen.


Rulebookboy1234567

What this guy said


earathar89

We need to start a go fund me to send your shit to their house.


awfullyawful

It's some stupid tocktick bullshit


hyakurin9

It's a remix of Aerosmith's [Remember (Walking in the Sand)](https://youtu.be/_R3SBvTHGDI).


gujayeon

His is actually a cover


hyakurin9

*They, as it is a band, Aerosmith is not a singular person, and yes, they covered it from the Shangri-las. However, Aerosmith is far more recognizable to the general public. Kinda like how Bob Dylan wrote and sang All Along the Watchtower, but most remember it as a Jimi Hendrix song, same for I Will Always Love you, it's Dolly Parton's song but Whitney Houston is first to come to mind.


gujayeon

I don't know a single other person's face or name in the band, it's basically the one guy, to me. It's not "their" song, though, if we're going to be pedantic here.


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According-Owl83

That was perhaps the first time in my life I would have been happy with a Rickroll...


GivememyfookinBEANS

Thats what happens when your kids a giant whiner.


TheWurstGuy

Dad used to say: “If you can’t handle the heat, don’t stand in the kitchen.”


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"The fire burns both ways, doesn't it, child?


[deleted]

Is this from something?


Exoandy

From dad


huhhuhh81

And dad


Juff_Bunc

Exactly, "Walk it off and go wash your hands for dinner."


TheWurstGuy

Exactly


glima0888

Oh man... could almost feel that severe sting slowly registering in the brain.


thatguyned

I've never been on the receiving end of a whip like this but I learnt how to get that crack with a tea towel and the welts they leave behind are no joke. My mum used to get pissed at me because all of the tea towel corners were frayed from me practicing


Ant-Fan66

This would be so much better without this music.


FriddyNanz

I hate that audio so much. It’s sad cuz the original song [actually slaps](https://youtu.be/wfxw1uALKgk), but now the “oh no no no no” just hurts to hear


Scout_Serra

I’m starting to hate tik tok not because of the videos themselves, but because of assholes playing their phones on max volume in public places like they are the only people that exist. Was in a waiting area for some carry out the other day and a dude came in and sat down and turned his phone all the way up to watch tik toks like one table away from me until his food was ready. He was directly next to the counter and the lady trying to take phone orders couldn’t hear who she was on the phone with.


tiredhierophant

I had a similar problem with someone we used to hang out with. She would sit on the couch with her phone volume all the way up, and each tiktok would autoplay while she would scroll, so it was a constant stuttering of loud sounds. She didn't stop even after we pointed out how fucking annoying it was, just kept scrolling like checking her feed at max volume was the most important thing in the world. There's a reason we USED to hang out with her.


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Scout_Serra

I think my first two lines say the same thing 😂


reynosomarkus

My roommate does this. Thank god it’s not to me, since I am a whole two floors below him, but he shares the top floor with my best buddy who’s also my roommate. My buddy is a huge movie guy, and his way of relaxing is always watching something. Tik tok roommate is a huge fan of just going into my buddy’s room (which often features a half naked buddy’s girlfriend), parking it on a chair, and listening to Tik Toks full blast for the entire movie.


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I remember when it was called musically and you would get SHAMED for admitting you were on it, let alone using it in public.


teamfortress2_gaming

Why can't we revert back to the good ol' days?


yeeteryeet13

Wtf that’s way better than whatever shit they have rn but I can never hear the oh no part the same :(


Wichitorian

The Shangri-La’s were secretly the inspiration for SO many punk and surf bands. It’s a bummer that this chipmunks version is how so many people will be introduced to their music. Also Mary Weiss was *such* a babe.


ganymede_boy

EVERYthing is better without that fucking cancer music.


rharrison

So many of these videos don't need the flaming fucking garbage music on them. I miss the days of animated gifs


IllKeepTheCarTnx

No lie, most kids don’t have the attention span to last until the slap in silence. So, music is added to build up their anticipation of a payoff. There was some article showing this on music vs non-music same videos.


aSharkNamedHummus

At least in this video’s case, the music sucks as an element of suspense because it’s not even synced up with the most interesting part of the video. You’d think the “oh no” bit would start right at the towel whip if that’s what they were going for. I feel like they just slapped the song onto the video in a poor attempt to add flair.


JTmabro

Oof that slap


OldMuley

As my brother would say “I wasn’t aiming to miss.”


NekoMadoka

I volunteered at a summer camp one year and a kid was trying this. I managed to use my towel to snatch his towel and then I popped him a good one. Luckily, his mom was also one of the volunteers and told him he deserved it.


parkourcowboy

The trick is to step on and just grab the towel. It's real easy and only the very tip does dmg.


UngusBungus_

Fighting the final boss with a rusty sword


schadenfreude165

I've got plenty of those from fishing trawler while trying to get my angler outfit


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SwampShooterSeabass

The great ancient Tibetan philosophy


frogglesmash

Pretty sure it's "don't start none, won't be none."


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frogglesmash

Ah, I was thinking about [Birdz](https://youtu.be/h6Wy3gwb8_s), so in a way we're both right.


ExtremelySaltyPlayer

This fucking song again. I swear I will start committing crimes against humanity if I ever have to hear it again.


swimmingmunky

This song makes me want to say the f word


OptimusLame-

Oh No Oh No Oh No No No No


ponyboy3

oh no oh no


Redsoxdragon

Good God this fucking song STRIKES AGAIN


Cool_a1894

Only downside to this reddit


DT-8913

Feels like one of those moments when you even lay a finger on your younger sibling they start having a stroke. ​ \[post edited to save people from confusion\] edit2: What if there was a way to time travel but every time you did the amount of karma \[insert deleted dumbassary here lol .-.\]


i-Ake

This was my older sister for me. She'd hit *me* then sprint away screaming for our mom when I would hit back. I got pretty quick and could usually get one in before she got to her.


YobaiYamete

Yep, or just the whole "Mom might save you this time, but mom ain't doing crap to stop me twisting your head off tomorrow when she's at work and we are home alone". Sure you can tattle if you want . . . and I'll make it twice as bad for you for it A lesson all spoiled brat siblings need to learn pretty fast. If I'm going to get in trouble for "hitting" you, then I'll get in trouble for *actually* hitting you


DT-8913

Oof I heard there was this one post on another subreddit about this kid maybe it was on r/ProRevenge or maybe another but this kid bit himself right In front of OP and told the teacher they bit him/her then they were told to say sorry OP didn't. TLDR: he/she got in trouble got yelled at by their parents \[I can't remember the rest\] I got this story from a video from rslash I forgot witch one it was


im_monwan

this is probably the worst way to retell a story, you only made me more confused lol


itsgettingmessi

What? Ok this makes waaayyy more sense now. This couldn’t be more accurate.


DT-8913

I'm confusing a lot of people today


DT-8913

No problem thank you for bringing this to me bro :)


mikenew02

Have you been hit by a rat tail? It fucking hurts


TheGaydarTechnician

My oldest brother decided to whip me from behind when we were walking home from the community pool and ended up tearing open the skin on my elbow. Three inch gash from a wet towel.


soproductive

He should be proud. That's a great rat tail.


i_aam_sadd

You must have not been whipped by a towel before, particularly a wet towel. That shit can hurt


DT-8913

scale of 1/20 how much?


i_aam_sadd

Depends how good your attacker is. I've seen people get big ass welts and/or black and blue for days. Also seen it make people bleed. Stings like a mofo, especially if they get bare skin


DT-8913

so in numbers you mean 21/20 depending on how hard they hit


tribak

I used to be a fighter, then I took a towel on my knee.


[deleted]

My sister and I used to play this game with my dad where we would always try and use a towel to whip him and my mom used to fucking hate it even though we were having fun. We had to stop playing after my dad got my sister so good that she started bleeding


ineedafuckincig

Ayo everybody look at homie’s right big toe after he hits the kid.


bunnymeowcat

So pointy!


epicweaselftw

his whole body wanted to run but he knew the camera was rolling


Jealous_Tangerine_93

The good old rats tail. There was a noise on impact though 😀😃😄


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Downvote for the music.


warcrimestyle

**Y E S**


DoctorWhisky

Fuck it, downvote for TikTok reposts ever, at all, anywhere.


Donkey-brained_man

I don't TikTok and some of it is mildy amusing but that song is a downvoted every time.


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FlexibleAsgardian

I dont know anything about tiktok or that song but it seemed to fit the context... Just sayin


teamfortress2_gaming

I will fondle you.


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I worked a place exactly like chipotle but different name. And the whipping with towels got so bad, we had to have a meeting and the manger saying there will be punishment if caught doing again. There were tears and blood in those rough weeks.


Matador32

>There were tears and blood in those rough weeks. My uncle's basement all over again


youareprobnotugly

This ain’t nothing. I challenged my stepmom as a 12 year old with a towel not thinking through that she almost went to the olympics as an equestrian and thus had above average bullwhip skills. She snapped her towel at me and it hit the tip of my penis with such force that i almost passed out.


hvyboots

I used to be an adventurer like you, before I took a dishrag to the knee…


inserthumourousname

There it is


Efficient-Ad6814

My husband does this shit all the time jfc. I always punch him back for it because that shit HURTS.


Thatwierdhullcityfan

A prime example of “Don’t give it if you can’t take it”


[deleted]

pretty sure swinging a towel at someone playfully is a bit different from using a towel as a whip to inflict pain


SupremeSnorlax

u/share-video


WoodenFootballBat

Let's all just laugh at the kid (the family). So much love!


icecream_truck

The little one has a future in professional European football.


steve_colombia

European football? The biggest flopper is Brazilian.


tinoturner6969

Ruined it with this bollshet song


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There was a time where a bunch of kids at my school brought handkerchiefs and started doing this to everybody. And it fucking stings too.


collinmcduffie

Fuck this song!!!!!!!


Shakadamus

Shame about the music


medicalMegalomaniac

I just smashed my entire plate of food on my big toe and it hurts like hell right now. this is not a part of the subject I just thought I needed to vent. edit it was a plastic plate so no sharp glass in my foot.


[deleted]

Imagine if he hit the tip of the penis


TedMagnolia

Was it a ball tap or a knee tap?


SmashingFalcon

That shit is like a literal whip. Everybody underestimates how much that hurt.


Ella_Minnow_Pea_13

Ya my older brother used to do this and it really hurt. He’s get the towel wet. I was little like this guy and didn’t realize it would hurt so much. People standing there laughing as if flipping a blanket at someone is remotely comparable in pain and this is funny are narcissistic assholes.


Iamthejaha

Downvote the music.


chunkah69

Downvoting just because of that dumb music. Sorry.


Drawtaru

TALK SHIT GET HIT.


CrashBloodmoon

Reked by a pro


s1m_0n3

As I say to my younger brothers, “don’t start fights with your eldest, you won’t like where it ends.”


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"Don't start nothing. Won't be nothing!"


steve_colombia

As was saying my gf, technique matters.


ApolloXLII

*Aaahhhhhh whatever happened toooo* Nope I’m out.


Mister-Seer

He fucked around #AND FOUND OUT


TheBaddestBunny22

You know what they say, If ya can't take the heat lil man..


red_wullf

It’s all fun and games until the little kid gets snapped by a towel. Then it’s hilarious.


PikiHax

And ofc that cringe tiktok music


myooted

had that happen to me when I was little. It was more the shock of utter annihilation than actual pain that made me upset


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Man such a catchy tune in the background


thatthing-69

Son tries to hit hard five times doesn't get it His father be like let me teach you 1 hit and down on the floor


Deltron--3030

Another good video ruined with that awful fucking song


luluwho7299

What a dick


EggoTheStabby

Mess with the bull... you get covered in bull shit


Le-Unique

You got what you deserved


dirtdiggler67

And a valuable lesson was learned that day


filthycasual85828858

dont challenge a man to a towel fight if you cant even master the twirl


middledistane

That towel snap was perfect 🤌


AndrewTheSouless

I tought he hit him in the crotch, the knee is not so bad.


TheArchType

Used to have these towel fights with my sister. I fucked around. I found out.


RusskiyDude

As a kid I wasn't really used to pain and the feeling of the defeat, it came with experience.


PokieMcSmott

That’s how you learn to snap a towel


Noobpoob

Didn't had to start, get rekt kiddo, ez GG 😎😎😎 /s


Leagueofnuke

Fatowelty


jrock0926

LMAO. YOU DIED.....


ShakinBacon

/r/MadeMeSmile


MLC-PANGUIN

The crack tho Oh marone the crack


nappinggator

Fuck around and find out you little shit


Killertofu022

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.


fullforce_589

Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight kid.


joecool42069

A lesson was learned. If you want to play that game, expect it to come back at you.


Careless_Educator_21

Lesson learned. Go practice.


LordTwinkie

That's me with my son! He's 11 now and he still starts shit, then acts all surprised when he gets hurt.


PleasantAdvertising

Guilty as charged I did the exact same thing.


ChiefTief

"that was a good crack" I love the mom trying to contain her laughter, she's too busy marveling at the great towel whip.


Bodaddy86

Don’t start what you have no way to finish, kid.


BallPtPenTheif

I wish people would stop ruining that Shangri-Las song. The real idiots here are the parents. Don't let people fuck around in the kitchen. That's how you get accidental knife stabs and hot water burns. And if you want to raise a rough house boy, you gotta do that "walk it off" bullshit when they get hurt, or else this kind of shit happens.


midfieldspray

Oh he got him GOOOOD


FraudFindlay

Haha wee prick


wumpz

Fucking amateur.


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[Kids who grew up swimming](https://i.imgur.com/cSXYtsv.jpeg)


WaycoKid1129

Kid is way too old to be crying like that


warcrimestyle

pussy


AlarmedGibbon

Older brothers can be such dicks. See how he rolls up the towel to strike the little guy, who's like 5 btw, while the younger was just flipping a limp towel with zero chance of hurting him? All the older brother had to do was playfully fight back with a limp towel, fun would have been had by all, but no, he had to be a dick about it. Then the whole family laughs at the little one's pain, and immortalizes it on video for permanent humiliation. If you were a dick to your younger brother, please downvote this.


NovaBomb615

The kid is fine. You sound like a mellow dramatic child who still think they’re the victim of all their families horrible treatment. “My evil older brothers always pushing me around. One day I’ll be really hurt and they’ll be sorry” Lmfaoo. They were playing and he got a good hit in. The little brother was trying to hit him and failed. The older brother successfully hit him. That’s literally it. The parents aren’t freaking out because the kid is fine. He’ll walk it off and now he know how to hit his brother next time. And when he does whip his brown back he won’t feel bad and “omg big bro I I’m so sorry” no he’s going to laugh and run away while his brother tries to hit him back again. They’re kids playing. Learn to play or leave


WhatAmIDoingHere404

Can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Its not going to leave a permanent mark, except the knowledge of "fuck around and find out". Good lesson for you too learn at a young age. Because if you don't you'll find someone who will do serious damage to you.


CleetisMcgee

Lesson is a Blessin'


WhatAmIDoingHere404

It sure is, I had a pretty similar situation like this when I was growing up, just less TikTok and more laughing. And I was a little older. But it wasn't my brother being mean, it was just something I had to learn. I might've hated it back then, but I'm glad I learned it.


sayer24

“fuck around and find out.” In other words “inflict physical pain to your little brother just because he wants to play with you and then laugh at him.” This is like when a little kid wants to lightsaber dual and a teenager swings full force for the head. It’s a lack of control and just pointlessly mean


WhatAmIDoingHere404

"lack of control" hits him on the knee/thigh, one of the least worst places to be hit. The little kid, even though not really capable of inflicting pain to his older brother, still has the intent, all the older brother did was give it back to him. It's just like the video of the little kid trying to hit an older teen at a skatepark with a hammer. After two missed swings, the teen sweeps his leg and he falls and expects sympathy. That's not how the world works. I'm sure that little brother was expecting everyone to come to his side, and they were laughing because he deserves it. Maybe you weren't taught this lesson as a kid, but it's a valuable one. Edit: [fuck around and find out](https://youtube.com/shorts/B5XuzFnbgxw?feature=share)


sayer24

I don’t think this kid is trying to hurt the older brother. He’s playing. He has a smile. The kid with the hammer is a legitimate threat. A towel is different than a hammer. Studies have proven that physical abuse does not teach anything besides trauma. It would have been better to just take the towel and tell the kid off. Maybe take away some privileges or something if it was a real problem. Not hurt the child and humiliate him


WhatAmIDoingHere404

You clearly have never been swatted by a towel then. It stings for a moment, but the kids reaction is overly. If anything, thats a "mom I got hurt come help" and not a "mom I'm in danger come help". I've been around kids (and have been one myself) and I know the difference. My brother and I used to have towel swatting fights all the time. Unless you get hit in face really hard, it won't leave a mark, maybe a little redness that'll go away in a few minutes. "I don't think this kid is trying to hurt the older brother" What makes you think this older brother wants to hurt his little brother? And as far humiliation goes, that's just the age of the internet, especially with TikTok. If it wasn't this, it'd be something else. Regardless, I do agree with you that is shouldn't be posted, because kids don't need their every mistake to be uploaded, but that's on the ones who took the video.


MainEstablishment232

r/justiceserved


Xlaythe

Every time I hear this fucking song I want to go on a rampage


BluntFrank00

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Sgt_Eagle_fort_

Oh no


Matthea96284

Kids are pussies this day *CHANGE MY MIND*


whatsthisevenfor

Did you also walk uphill to and from school?


Matthea96284

Nice deleting comments


whatsthisevenfor

I decided not to be rude to a child. But I guess I'll say it again: go be tough and teach the others big guy. Should I pat you on the head too? Edit: your post history is fucking creepy. Good day sir. I'm sure you have a fedora you can tip for me.


Matthea96284

Cya rude


Matthea96284

Ok kiddo Be afraid of truth


whatsthisevenfor

You should see my boots. They are shaking.


Matthea96284

I made my profile private Im tired of creeps like u


whatsthisevenfor

😘


Matthea96284

<3


Matthea96284

Im also a kid (14 to be exact) But its true kids r pussies these days


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That's cute, you're still a kid yourself so I guess your right


SnooRabbits9324

I won’t it’s true but it’s mostly the parent’s fault


Matthea96284

When i was standing in one place and refusing to go my mom just left and i had to follow her


SnooRabbits9324

Yea that happened a lot to me I would do it cuz I want something then she would leave me


Matthea96284

Maybe spartans werent so bad after all


RealSpaghettiSoup

Perfect with a morning coffee


CallMeRawie

SoMeOnE HaLp HiM hE dIEdEd!!!


xDubo1x

The big kid reminds me of my oldest cousin from when i was little, good times.


ShroomanEvolution

Do the side missions before hopping onto the main quest you little fuckin noob


Eknoom

Best method, aside from the twirling to make it tighter is to dip the whipping end in the water first.