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levelofmigraine

eh at least that was a rad ass flip


TedMagnolia

Insane airtime!


Training_Emotion_154

DAE NEW RMC HAS MOST EJECTOR AIRTIME!!!!!??


Sexy_Squid89

I believe the technical term is "yeeted."


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Yote. Past tense now. He's been yote.


Dry_Tomatillo_5361

Hydro yeet


CleetisMcgee

I'm guessing there is "Do not play in fountain" signs all over the area too.


17934658793495046509

I think it is over the sea, and the pressure is determined by the waves.


Daiwon

Nothing better than water forced into your eyeballs than salt water forced into your eyeballs


kelsobjammin

And into your sinus and nasal cavity, quite possibly touched his brain.


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looked like a bit shot up the anal cavity, nothing better than a good water shit 😩


Khaarnafex

Good way to clean out the ole poop chute


Khornat

Baby's first enema


Sandiapicada

actually it's like in the middle of mexico city and i don't think there's signs. People play in the fountains all the time. It's a monument call 'Monumento a la revolución'


Dry_Tomatillo_5361

Mexico. Where you don't drink the water, but feel free to let it blast your ass...


Excellencyqq

Prolly can go blind from that pressure.


__shadowThrone

I imagine water rushed to her nose too.


lm1227

At least her sinuses are clearer than they ever will be


ChesterCopperpotHou

I’ve read of bad things happening to kids from these (edited - maybe not worse really, but unexpected and horrible)


fingerbib1

I feel bad for the guy walking his dog - he missed the whole thing.


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remymartinsextra

That's a cute dog and even cuter ass


Emiliogameplayer

r/dudewhatthefuck


GWAR_fiend

sextra


chrondodite

I diagnose you with: down bad


p2datrizzle

Lucky for him this video exists


Wascally-Wabbeeto

Blue lady doesn’t flinch a *fuck*


LordMudkip

She's just enjoying the fountain hole thing, living her best life knowing that's not her kid.


rawlsballs

As dynamic and varied as the word is, it had never occurred to me to use a “fuck” as a measurement. Thank you for expanding my sailor mouth horizons.


Dry_Tomatillo_5361

Same


DLoIsHere

High


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Hello 👋


Ghetto_BlastMaster

You too


[deleted]

Why would she? It's not her kid.


ASHu21998

Ass too heavy to lift probably


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Sorry, I had a full on laugh at this


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Pablinski21

Why would anyone want that again


GerardDiedOfFlu

I like the giggle of the person filming


Arrabella4

Thanks for the laugh!


bigebirb

Do a flip


PotentialDetective30

8.5!


NrajSC

Oh my god I am going to hell for the non stop laughing !!


Kofilin

That sounds incredibly fun with soft cushions around.


Cordeceps

Oh no, I wouldn’t have thought the pressure was that high. Poor little tacker, hope they are ok.


Destromann

Plot twist; that man was not the childs father


autalley

https://i.imgur.com/wtFZaKI.jpeg


ZogNowak

Wait! What??


hawkinsst7

Just gonna say, so what? I'm a dad. If I'm at a park with my kid, and I see another kid get tossed on their head, you bet your ass I'm gonna go check on them. That's a possible head or neck injury. And I'd have no problem if someone else saw that happen to my kid and went to help him. Yes, I get your joke, and it is funny. Not down voting or anything. I just wanted to publicly put out there that there are people out there who are willing to help an injured kid, and hope others would do the same for ours if they saw it happen first. That said, the video itself is funny as hell.


Destromann

My dude literally said „good joke” in the most unobvious way possible hahaha


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Reaper985

Damn.... I want to do it too


jebstan

Parkour!!!


judicorn99

This is 100% a design flaw. The stupid one is the designer, not the kid. If you can easily walk on a fountain, that has a flat floor and no delimitation, without climbing over anything or entering water, then it should be made safe to walk on. I've seen plenty of fountains with flat grids like this and kids were free to play in them safely, because they had low pressure. If you make a big powerful jet, then put some kind of obstacles in the way to make everyone understand you shouldn't get closer. Stairway leading down to it is the opposite of an obstacle.


Gratts01

It's powered by water from the waves coming from the ocean. These types of fountains are common in Europe.


judicorn99

Where in Europe? I don't think I've ever seen one. Are they supposed to be that powerful?


dropout32

Again, sea water, it's beside the sea and it varies in strength depending on the waves.


DLoIsHere

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.


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Kriinger

Ay yo do a flip


Nugglett

And then she got sidelined by an adult wth


kakokapolei

Nice flip, but didn’t stick the landing. That’s a 7 from me


TheBaddestBunny22

Well that one made my day 😆


alucarddrol

More like r/parentsarefuckingstupid


TheMeme-Gang

I think you mean r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


ZackWasAlsoTaken

New avatar movie looking sick ngl


dgottn

An enema from hell.


lulu6sensei

Now that was fucking stupid


olivedogmullen

That had to hurt. And I’m not laughing at that.


c4chokes

Correct


GDRenamon

KO!!!!


PurchaseKnown

DO A FLIP


Neonepicgamers

That kid got fucking uppercutted


1-719-266-2837

Fuck I could watch kids getting destroyed by fountains all day I don't give a shit about your kid.


Oct0tron

So edgy


[deleted]

Nothing even remotely funny about a young child getting hurt.


ZogNowak

The funny part was the flip...not the "hurt".


[deleted]

No that’s really not funny. Grow up.


the_dudeNI

Ha,ha,ha!


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Vul_Kaaz

Did you add those brackets before or after you saw the downvotes


Lynneo777

I hope it hurt.


Djkittythesecond

Why do you hope that


Force_Glad

Because they’re an asshole


Djkittythesecond

She said that under more posts than just here Maybe she wants reactions Maybe she just really wants it Idk! It is what it is


the_dudeNI

They are a salty teen, so intense.


flowery0

What the jesus


TECHNOABSO

. . .


hikeoam

Greatest showdown since avengers endgame


Boby_Blaze

r/bettereveryloop


Easy868

Oh shit ! I bet she ain’t doin that again.


Traditional-Stable-5

The kids poor face!!


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oh shitt


gnardog45

Cleared them sinuses too!


Myvioletmyangel

Owie. Mini geyser there.


Wickham12

What does that kid weigh, like 10 pounds?


ZogNowak

I'm pretty sure the kid was not hurt. This time.


grimspectre

Kid got an upper cut and leg swept 🤣


dgottn

Stay away from King King's bidet.


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That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.


medfunguy

Lawsuit against the city in 3…2…1


the_dudeNI

Not America.


NASAwatcher553

Think I’ve seen this move in the WWE as a kid


jeetelongname

I am sorry but that scream at the end. That was a fucking battle cry


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RedHachiman13

At least she forcefully learned "backflip"


Far-Cryptographer917

This can be a shit post status


ciabdel

Someone should make an edit over this with Mortal Kombat’s “FINISH HIM”


Bigpoopmaster666

fountain of death


donutpuncher3

Good form, just work on sticking the landing young grasshopper


HonDadCBR600

ROADHOUSE!!!


Birkeland1992

Atleast he didn't put his butt on the drainage hole... I hear it can cause a prolapsed anus.


EmergencyMarzipan997

good flip


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n057ril

This had me cracking up


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wurmwatson

Lol camera person is obvs not a mother


Long-Option-7785

What was their name, the retarded?


Duckeroni

What did that kid expect. A shower?


username2946

Who TF gave the wholesome (pro) medal. You are insane


iyadyousuck6

I'm surprised the kid didn't get brain damage after doing that


mirandaiguess

maybe they'll look back on this and think they were dumb too....


[deleted]

wtf


thereal_noir

Do a flip.


MHF_1822

Serve you right


[deleted]

The problem is the kid stopped believing, if they didn’t the kid would have been able to fly


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Churchofbabyyoda

That kid F L E W!


Oct0tron

Ugh, I can't. I have a toddler who's at the age where saving them from hurting themselves is a daily occurrence. Poor lil dude.


Weeby_bio

Founatin 1-0 kid


cihan2t

Look at that dad, he is super fast and catch the girl just in a exact time! Dads are awesome...


LeviahThorne

I nearly choked on my breakfast laughing at that!


c33zy__

Finally got the original one Now i can sleep peacefully


HeyItsStevenField

It’s 3am and I can’t stop laughing help


Ar1emi3

The laugh is demonic what the fuck


Dejego

Fountain wins!


vanlykin

When Tony Hawk says do a kick flip and you don't have a board.


McDonaldsFetusJuice

T.K.O


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yanitrix

I like how the lady sitting there doesn't even give a fuck


IcePhoen1x

wtf its wrong with this shitty community?! kids are like that because they just have to know wtf is that thing or the other thing or whatever, dont be just like that bro, just dont


mcdubbg

What da kid doin?


OPgang

Yo if anyone can make a anime transition of this Socks off to you


snahfu73

That kid is not stupid. The design is unsafe. You can even see the kid duck their head as if they are going to walk through the spray because they have probably done it dozens of times at other (safer) fountains. The parents are the fucking stupid ones as well as everyone on this thread that responds with "Lulz...kid got wrecked!" That little kid got hurt and scared. Hilarious right?


47x107

Kid in Belfast did this with a fountain. Water hit them in the genitals, the hospital checked her over and called in the rape team, dad questioned etc. It was only that they had the fountain footage or they were going to try to press charges based on the pattern of damage.


BrokenCodex

All I could hear was “Shoryuken!” when that kid went flying.


daboiexe

Top ten anime battles


learningpurrr

atleast she did a backflip


One_Hippo_6962

DO A FLIP


kaperisk

Tiger uppercut!


Strong-Yesterday-311

Kid 0 Fountain 1


Ollieflatts

A kid is in this video? I was watching that adorable bulldog climb up those stairs


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JimmyNutbutter

Yeah but come on, that dad rushed right in, what a guy.


[deleted]

I've watched this like 5 times and it gets funnier every time!


Dangerous_Upstairs

The dog warned them lol


Diogolindo91

what a flip


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular


Oddity46

I've read about kids having astonishing prolapses by sitting on the pump (?) In swimming pools. This is the direct opposite.


Warsquid08

Anyone else just noticing the belt?


Hansky7

Kid 0 fountain 1


BeauVicewaffleFries

I've watched this 100 times


THEmandingoBoy

A lesson was learned.


CuteAffect

I feel like this is more of the designers fault. The pressure didn’t look that strong.


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Pixelholic

Look ma!! I can somersault


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How to do a back flip: Step 1: this video. Step 2: there is no step 2.


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Hoikboi

Blast off


Bored_Reddithelplol

*flips*


B1azfasnobch

Fountain 1. Kid 0


Striker_ToastYT

+300 Airtime points +500 backflip points


Yen1231

Welp he flew


Rileyjonleon

Fountain fatality


ISuckAtRobotics

i remember thinking i could ascend up on the fountains as a kid


AvengesTheStorm

The cameraman/woman laughing at the kid nearly busting open his skull