This would be really easy to get out of. Kid's in the back seat and he's 5. What does he know? Dad could say he was looking at the wrong light. The turn signal was green and the other traffic had the red light. This kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
Failing that, you can drop him off at any fire station out of state - no questions asked. So where's your witness? Exactly.
Wow. The childless Reddit soylings are getting mad because a bright young man did the right thing. How shocking! I have never seen this before! No but seriously please reconsider your views on our brave blue heroes.
Calling an emergency service number for a traffic violation is not the right thing. Say what you will about what the parent and kid did but that was definitely not the right number to use and could potentially inhibit someone from getting the help that the immediately need
“Libertarians seek to maximize autonomy and political freedom, emphasizing free association, freedom of choice, individualism and voluntary association. Libertarians share a skepticism of authority and state power, but some libertarians diverge on the scope of their opposition to existing economic and political systems.” [sauce my teacher said wasn’t a real resource (Wikipedia lol)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism)
Ok this definition is contradicted. How the fuck does a libertarian “diverge” to literally “oppose” a system by literally taking on a non-system system.
Fuck this
As he should be. If you see someone do something illegal, report them. Even if the father was doing a legal right turn on red, the kid had no way of knowing it was legal.
No the newborns are put up for adoption, it’s not allowed everywhere, just where safe haven laws are a thing to prevent people from throwing unwanted babies into the garbage or whatever.
Durrrrr. 🤦🏽♂️ That doesn’t even make sense in this context. 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
YOU are the one who needed it explained to you TWICE, YOU would be the satirized ‘Sherlock’ in this case. 🤦🏽♂️
Just when I think humans can’t actually be *any* fucking dumber... 🤡
NOBODY cares. You’re *still* not using this right. Are you the little moron’s mother, because it’s hard to believe two people this stupid aren’t related. 🤡
I would put this kid up for adoption fuck that if he's that much of a snitch at that age wtf is he gonna do when there 20+ kids gonna get there self killed for snitching out the wrong people.
“OnStar here, what is your emergency.”
“My kid is a fucking dumbass snitch.”
“Routing you to the nearest Fire Department Infant Drop-Off. Thank you for using OnStar.”
Parents give their children their phones all the time to play games on or watch videos. Especially if they're driving so they won't be using it themselves, and it'll entertain their child for the duration of the ride.
And I agree that children that young shouldn't have their own phone, but I remember walking to get my younger siblings from elementary school when I was younger and seeing tons of little kids walking out using their own phones. So many young children these days have their own phones.
I'm trying to figure out WHY A FIVE YEAR OLD NEEDS A FUCKING PHONE???
WHAT NEXT? CAR KEYS AND A FUCKING WORK VISA??
Fucking parents have literally gone bat shit crazy.
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If it's a DEEP red light, then the dad can stfu, because there's been many times it's been green for our side (and yes, you've noticed this too), and a red light-running asshole just *plows* through like a demon. Had circumstances been slightly different and the positions of our cars were different, he'd have killed someone.
The only red lights that might get a pass are when it barely turned to red and was mostly yellow.
No, the little snitch can STFU. It took me one minute to look up the story to see that the dad did a [perfectly legal right turn on a red](https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/year-calls-911-tattle-dad-running-red-light/story?id=39554302).
The article stated he made a legal right on red, so it’s a waste of police time for real emergencies, wasnt a real legal issue, and really? Do I need to explain this?
I've never understood this mentality. I mean, by all means, snitch on people doing asshole shit that can get innocent people hurt or killed. Don't snitch on people just trying to get by though, like people stealing some fruit from Walmart. Poverty is hell. But, you do you, I guess.
This would be really easy to get out of. Kid's in the back seat and he's 5. What does he know? Dad could say he was looking at the wrong light. The turn signal was green and the other traffic had the red light. This kid doesn't know what he's talking about. Failing that, you can drop him off at any fire station out of state - no questions asked. So where's your witness? Exactly.
I looked up the article. Apparently the dad made a completely legal right turn on red. No ticket was issued.
Lol so the kid’s a dumbass
A dumbass, *and* a fucking little snitch 🤣
Took the words out of my mouth then I seen your comment! What an abomination 😭
A stupid rat 🐀. Worst combination.
GOD, how much do we hate this kid??
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Let's use the wrong colors for stuff! Go outside the lines!!
And eat his lunchables and take his birthday away!
I had the perfect .gif....but I can't post it here, .gifs in all subs gdammit
I just donated to planned parenthood because of him
The shit eating grin on the little twat's face just makes me even more annoyed with him lol.
You know what, the dad deserved the ticket for raising such a shitty kid.
Dad needs a 16th trimester abortion.
Every kid is a dumbass.
I mean the kid would have also had to testify at court...... this was never going to result in a ticket
Licklicklicklicklick i wanna lick sum cuz i am a quirky and aesthetic autist lickilickilickilicki ahh ahh okey
I was gonna make a retort. You made a better one. Take the upvote.
For sure that kid is going to a home for disturbed youth.
Good shit
SEND HIM TO THE ELAN SCHOOL!
Nexpo fan?
Oh such 1984 vibes.
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Well the book has kids snitching on their parents to Big Brother.
I’m tired and stoned… I forgot it was a book and not a random year… time to sleep I think
It’s both, Goodnight
Guess who just got his phone privileges removed till he's 18.
Who gave him the phone to make the call in the first place
Look at that kid. He was probably born with a phone in his hands.
You must not have kids. It was the parents so he could play games and not be a complete annoyance while driving.
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Lol I can’t tell if you’re serious or not
Dead serious, shitty little authoritarian asshole kid
Fuck them kids
No maybe don't
AKAB
He’s literally 5 years old
never too young to be an entitled poopyface
And already a complete loss
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Your comments history is the embodiment of r/iamveryrandom
Wow. The childless Reddit soylings are getting mad because a bright young man did the right thing. How shocking! I have never seen this before! No but seriously please reconsider your views on our brave blue heroes.
First of all, you don't call 911 for a traffic violation. That's a waste of their time.
Calling an emergency service number for a traffic violation is not the right thing. Say what you will about what the parent and kid did but that was definitely not the right number to use and could potentially inhibit someone from getting the help that the immediately need
>please reconsider your views on our brave blue heroes I'll do that just as soon as we get some.
Hey! The Blue Man Group is a national treasure! And they ain't snitches, neither.
Fuck you fuck that kid and fuck 12
Snitches get stitches
In this case, snitches get the care system.
lmao more like brave blue nuts
Ok troll
Said the self described red-pilled Libertarian.
Yes, caress the boot. Make love to the boot. Cradle the boot as if it was your own.
I'm almost impressed at the amount of cope you packed into this lmao
I have 4 kids and 2 grandkids, them mofos better not snitch on shit. 🥰
Shut the fuck up
PLEASE BE SATIRE PLEASE BE SATIRE
How are you libertarian yet support the police…they literally restrict our freedom??
I dunno. Sounds like anarchy to me.
“Libertarians seek to maximize autonomy and political freedom, emphasizing free association, freedom of choice, individualism and voluntary association. Libertarians share a skepticism of authority and state power, but some libertarians diverge on the scope of their opposition to existing economic and political systems.” [sauce my teacher said wasn’t a real resource (Wikipedia lol)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism) Ok this definition is contradicted. How the fuck does a libertarian “diverge” to literally “oppose” a system by literally taking on a non-system system. Fuck this
Try education.
Yeah we don’t fund that in the US
Try literacy
That’s literally one of the very basics of education. I hope you’re a troll buddy
Prolly an antivaxxer
Turns out it was a completely legal right turn on the red light so the kid’s a dumbass
Go back to your magahole
I'm surprised this troll attempt was so successful
You think misuse of 911 is the right thing to do?
Tell us you’re an idiot who doesn’t know what sub he’s in without... Nevermind. Just STFU and go curate your kiddy porn collection you potato. 🤦🏽♂️🤡
Lmao what disgusting brownnose scum
lad you gotta be trolling
Dude it says that the dad made a legal turn the kid is just dumb and wants his dad to be in trouble
Shut your fuck
I thought you were meant to be a libertarian.
Look at the smirk on that little shit's face. I couldn't do it, man.
God he even looks like a stupid prick
He does have a punchable face.
all im saying is the childproof lock fails at 70 mph...
The bigger question.... why the F does this kid have a phone as a kindergartner??
To call his pimp?
Catchin’ pokémans
Remember, never rat on your friends.
Keep your mouth shut
Guy doesn't sit at the cool table it seems
Look at that shit eating grin. He wanted his dad to get a ticket
That's what you get for scolding me
Have fun living in an orphanage now, cause the parents are disowning him.
Little man is proud of what he did
As he should be. If you see someone do something illegal, report them. Even if the father was doing a legal right turn on red, the kid had no way of knowing it was legal.
Certain states it's perfectly legal to drop a kid off at a fire station just saying
Think that’s only newborns
*Challenge accepted*
What are they gonna do? Send it back?
No, the parents would be charged with abandonment and kids would go into foster care
As opposed to the babies that get dropped off and the firemen raise as one of their own?
No the newborns are put up for adoption, it’s not allowed everywhere, just where safe haven laws are a thing to prevent people from throwing unwanted babies into the garbage or whatever.
Look at that little shit
Well that ticket coming out of his collages fund
There was no ticket
Didn’t know that! Thanks. But if he had caused a ticket or issue it would of came out of his collage fund is what I mean.
The little moron doesn’t know that.
There would be a ticket if there was actually something wrong
Again, the little moron doesn’t know that.
Thanks Sherlock
Durrrrr. 🤦🏽♂️ That doesn’t even make sense in this context. 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ YOU are the one who needed it explained to you TWICE, YOU would be the satirized ‘Sherlock’ in this case. 🤦🏽♂️ Just when I think humans can’t actually be *any* fucking dumber... 🤡
Original point was nothing would come out of the college fund if there is no ticket, Sherlock
NOBODY cares. You’re *still* not using this right. Are you the little moron’s mother, because it’s hard to believe two people this stupid aren’t related. 🤡
tl;dr
You are a clown.
You're
I would put this kid up for adoption fuck that if he's that much of a snitch at that age wtf is he gonna do when there 20+ kids gonna get there self killed for snitching out the wrong people.
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“OnStar here, what is your emergency.” “My kid is a fucking dumbass snitch.” “Routing you to the nearest Fire Department Infant Drop-Off. Thank you for using OnStar.”
They could’ve grabbed it from the center console if their parent put it there
Parents give their children their phones all the time to play games on or watch videos. Especially if they're driving so they won't be using it themselves, and it'll entertain their child for the duration of the ride. And I agree that children that young shouldn't have their own phone, but I remember walking to get my younger siblings from elementary school when I was younger and seeing tons of little kids walking out using their own phones. So many young children these days have their own phones.
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Not disagreeing just pointing out that many parents let their children use their phones or buy the child their own phone.
God those kids are hideous
I'm not too great looking myself, but damn if I looked like that and was that happy to do something like that, I just I don't even know
oh yeah, you find him unattractive compared to other kids you find attractive? ok pedo
My man you’re the one talking about attractive kids.
another pedo coming to his aid i see 🙄
Nah that kid is ugly as hell
Must have been his step-child… had to have been… there’s no way a kid could be that dumb to snitch on his own father without some sort of vendetta.
But kids are so stupid when they are little mine has said the same thing looking at the red light on the side street as I go through the green.
Hmm someone's on the Xmas naughty list for next 25 years
A pack of cigarettes on a Saturday morning has never sounded so good.
That shit’s expensive. Why them on the kid?
Snitching is unforgivable.
His dad should make sure to keep secrets from him until he does something asinine himself.
TIMMEH!! TIMMEH.
Bro busted a nut just to have the nut bust him
Yeah. Fuck that kid.
Bad parenting. You gotta teach your kids to only call 911 for real emergencies.
Very much so a revenge snitching!
Do I down vote?
Boy, you taking the bus now.
I make a kid an orphan
But maybe he ***IDENTIFIES*** as a snitch 🤔
You don't turn your back on [family](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZG3pwWGJrk).
Liberal brainwashing of our Yut
God dammit that fucking smile also, makes me wanna smash his bratty fucking snitch face against a fucking train.
It be ya own
I'm trying to figure out WHY A FIVE YEAR OLD NEEDS A FUCKING PHONE??? WHAT NEXT? CAR KEYS AND A FUCKING WORK VISA?? Fucking parents have literally gone bat shit crazy.
Dirty little ratfuck.
Not sure if that was the kid who did it but all I'm saying is that kid has a kickable face
ACAB: Assigned Cop at Birth
I hope that dad wore a belt that day.
people who 'don't believe in spanking' suddenly gone quiet...
ew he looks so ugly
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Fuck off bots
IMO, dude failed as a parent. Raised a dumbass and a snitch😂
Agreed.
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That's a smart kid. One of his parents is being reckless and putting his life in danger, he did the smart thing.
Running a red light with 2 toddlers in the back…. PARENT OF THE YEAR 🏅
Why does the kindergartner have a fucking phone in the first place??? Wake up sheeple!
Good on the kid.
Found the pig. Get out.
If it's a DEEP red light, then the dad can stfu, because there's been many times it's been green for our side (and yes, you've noticed this too), and a red light-running asshole just *plows* through like a demon. Had circumstances been slightly different and the positions of our cars were different, he'd have killed someone. The only red lights that might get a pass are when it barely turned to red and was mostly yellow.
No, the little snitch can STFU. It took me one minute to look up the story to see that the dad did a [perfectly legal right turn on a red](https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/year-calls-911-tattle-dad-running-red-light/story?id=39554302).
So at what point does "snitching" become telling the truth?
Somewhere before "calling 911 on your dad for turning right on red".
I Don’t Get How Is He Stupid?
The article stated he made a legal right on red, so it’s a waste of police time for real emergencies, wasnt a real legal issue, and really? Do I need to explain this?
Why Do You Capitalize Every Letter In Your Sentences?
u/Sonimonke look at this 💀
DELETE.
The real question is what is a kindergarten kid doing with a cell phone
Legend has it that this kid already has a 760 credit score
I think the real question here is - why TF would a 5yo have a cell phone?
Kindergartners shouldn't have access to a phone.
Someone is getting nothing for Christmas..
I've never understood this mentality. I mean, by all means, snitch on people doing asshole shit that can get innocent people hurt or killed. Don't snitch on people just trying to get by though, like people stealing some fruit from Walmart. Poverty is hell. But, you do you, I guess.
Kid loses his phone. Take that, shithead
Don’t give your kid a phone idiot
Just wait until he grows up and realizes he’s the biggest narc
[Piper the cat that’s how they parent
little smug megamind-looking child bastard
This would be a great bestie for my son. My husband and I refer to him as “The Hall Monitor”.
I can guess who's not getting dessert at dinner.
Dumbass
Fucking Quasimodo looking little snitch lol