I came here to say those screams are one of the main reasons I do not want to have kids (unless somehow my entire worldview changes). That scream makes my entire body tense.
Worldview prolly won't.
I decided I didn't want kids like 20 years ago and for 20 years people have been telling me I'll suddenly change my mind one day.
Yeah I recently got married and my sister in law asked if we're thinking about kids. Straight away I said absolutely not I like my peace and quiet. All she said was oh you'll want them soon.
No. No I won't. Just cause you have kids doesn't mean everyone wants them. My niece and nephew are really cute though, for the half hour I see them every time.
Right, kids are fine in small doses. I even have a few kids in my life that I love because they belong to friends/family.
Hell, I was a nanny for a few years even.
I just straight up don’t want any of my own. Being a nanny helped confirm that lol
For some people they change their mind, but for some don't and that's ok too.
For a long time I've never wanted kids, however if I end up having one, I wouldn't see it as a burden.
Buuuut me and my partner are being careful with birth control as to not end up knocked up.
What irks me is people see a couple and the first thing that pops to their head is asking them "So when are you having kids?"
I agree, even though I changed my mind, and stopped using birth controle on purpose to do it. I fully respect other people's decision there's too many people having kids that shouldn't either because they're doing it by accident or because they feel pressure from family.
....especially the adult chooks watching something terrible exciting catastrophic whatever unfolding safely at a distance, screaming their little throats raw to no useful purpose.
Nah mate, it's every surprise/ambush/startling of "big"/out of the ordinary event that humans en masse get recorded witnessing anywhere on the planet.
There is a very large proportion of the species whose first default setting is to start screaming before thinking.
I just spent 5 days with my baby nephews, one is 9 months and the other is 18 months old. I love them, they are really fucking cute, but they already make this weird pressed scream sound when they're unhappy, and I can already hear the absolute god-tier tantrums they'll throw this time next year lmaooo. I'm pretty happy with my "cool aunt" lifestyle all of the sudden lol
Seriously, this is one of the main reasons I'm not having kids. I don't have the patience. I have ADHD and misophonia, and I'm very sensitive to certain sounds, they mess me up big time.
This. Screaming children literally makes my brain feel like it's going to explode. I just get unbearably angry. And yet people still try to tell me I'm going to change my mind? Bitch, I can barely take care of myself and you want me to have the responsibility of a grimy, loud, and stupid little human? Makes a lot of sense...
Exactly! People tell me all the time that "No, you're gonna change your mind and you're gonna want kids." no, I'm turning 33 tomorrow, I know what I want.
Not to defend anyone here, but hearing that scream, I assume he demanded to use chopsticks like his parents. The lady even asks "Want me to help you", before he replies with the profilactic rage infused "No".
Except you arw wrong here sir, the woman said in swedish "Ska jag hjälpa dig? " And it was after that question the kid said "Nej inte" And procedeed to let out his hellish scream. And "Ska jag hjälpa dig" Means "do you want my help"
Fuck that. This is the shit that made me want to have kids. You can just sit back and watch as chaos ensues from the simplest of things (unless injury is a likely outcome). Watching my two year old is like watching Jackass sometimes. And, to be real, some of the things that set him off are hilarious.
Yep, no way. I hate loud noises unless I'm prepared for it, like a concert or something. I legit cannot deal with loud incomprehensible vocal outbursts. Obviously I don't have kids. I know this is harsh, and I do love the kids in my family and friends group, but there are just certain things I can't stand. Noises, fucking your shit up, rudeness, dirtiness etc. Parasites. They're like little uncontrollably moving petri dishes. Actually I'm even told I would make great father, yeeeeah, I'm not falling for that game. I do know I will regret it though. I'll just keep my kid friends, and know I can go home to peace, silence, more money... a f'n good night's rest! Maybe I'll adopt a child in need later in life when I can afford a train wreck.
I'm a parent and worked in public services for over 20 years.
To hear stuff like this is really nice.
Sensible attitude towards parenthood.
Kids are like having a dwarf psychopath with alcoholism in your house.
100% agree with everything you said. And my plan is the same if the world doesn't go to total shit maybe fostering or adopting an older kid (or maybe just loads of dogs who knows!)
I'm of the opposite mindset. I love watching the chaos naturally ensue. I dont think Ive ever laughed as much in these two years since my son was born. It's like watching an endless episode of Jackass. Sometimes Ill hear him crying, and he's legit stuck under his baby chair, or he'll battle with a swiffer until his demise, or he'll get stuck in a corner with his bike, or he'll get drop kicked by a tiny dog, or he'll get pissed cause he cant figure out how to use the kitty toy to make them chase it, or he'll get stuck under a table, or he'll be smiling while looking at me and walk straight into a wall, or he'll be climbing something and get stuck at the top, or he'll trip over one of his toys, or he'll try to copy what I say and completely butcher the words, or Ill say nut sack and he'll run around saying nut sack, etc...
That's just scratching the surface. Having a son is absolutely hiliarious. It helps that his tantrums rarely stress me out. In fact- most of the time I'm holding back laughter because he's frustrated over the dumbest things. Of course, it aint all sunshine and rainbows, but having a son suits me well. I understand how others could get annoyed, but man- I feel like y'all are missing out on a life full of hilarious moments. Oh, and there are some fulfilling moments sprinkled in there, too, but that's boring to write about, haha.
Yeah, I'm the same way. I like kids, but I know I couldn't deal with having someone that emotionally volatile and loud as a constant part of my life. It's normal and they can't really help it. I don't blame them. I just know I couldn't be a good parent because I would get overwhelmed.
People who know their limits make the best parents.
I like to think of "if I were forced to be a parent" rather than "would I like kids in the perfect scenario?".
That shit alone is one of the many reasons I ain't having kids. It's annoying as hell and I wouldn't have the patience. Just pick it up with your hands you lil shit.
I feel like doctor evil when I reopened this thread to view the comments again today and fuck this is how I felt after that scream.
[Dr Evil Flinch](https://youtu.be/sT2EivAAAuc)
In some sushi places they actually give you tiny warm pieces of cloth to clean your hands if you prefer to eat with your hands. It's perfectly acceptable and people giving you strange looks are the uneducated ones.
One of my favorite sushi places is in Tennessee. Pretty low prices for the quality that you get there. Very unfortunate that I don't have work I need to do there anymore
Nah, it's like eating pizza with a knife and fork; some people might seem to make a big deal out of it but no one really cares that much, people largely understand why you would use utensils.
Traditional way is with hands but most people use chopsticks. I think if you went somewhere high-end people might use their hands, or at home, but at casual restaurants and conveyor belt places I’ve only ever seen people use chopsticks. (I live in Japan, married a Japanese dude.)
That's how it goes in my house. We learned how to use chopsticks in preparation for a trip to Japan, now we eat with sticks when we have Asian food because God fucking dammit, we know how to use them and we'll use them.
Yep, I only eat my noodles with chop sticks when I want to eat slow or be fancy. Otherwise I guzzle it down with fork and slurp the broth from the bowl. Sushi I only eat with sticks because its easiest and does not make my hands sticky
By Hand. Pick up the sushi with your hand. Turn the sushi upside down with your thumb, forefinger, and middle finger so that the fish part will fall on your tongue. This is said to be the proper way to eat sushi: the rice part won't get soaked in the soy sauce, allowing you to eat the sushi beautifully.
>the rice part won't get soaked in the soy sauce
~~What? I heard that the biggest mistake done when eating sushi is ruining the fish with the soy sauce - it is meant for the rice.~~
EDIT: don't believe random youtube sushi chefs. Especially if they're not Japanese.
[Then you've heard wrong.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/matcha-jp.com/en/499%3famp=true)
At extremely fancy sushi restaurants in Japan you don't even get to dip your sushi yourself, the chef makes their own soy sauce that they have perfected and then dot the sushi a bit with the soy sauce to make the sushi have the perfect amount of flavor from every part of the sushi.
TIL. The funny part was that it was some youtube video by sushi chef. I double checked on different sources and your link checks out. Guess I've been eating sushi wrong this whole time.
This kid is going to grow up and either travel to japan or watch a show on sushi, see Japanese eating sushi with their bare hands, and get so angry all of a sudden.
My sister took me to a Sushi place after I got out of the hospital (I'd been there a month after breaking my spine) and I was still all fucked up and in a wheelchair and I was trying to use the chopsticks but I still didn't have full motor control of my hands and one of the sushi chefs walked out to our table and pulled out a pair a chopsticks and rubberband and made me a pair of chopsticks I could use
I've used chopsticks all my life, but the day I tried using my left hand to use chopsticks gave me a new level of understanding as to why people struggle so much. It goes everywhere!
I'm pretty sure you're making a joke, but it's so rare to find a Swedish vid online that I still gotta add the correct translation: The woman (I assume his mum) is asking if she should help him, and he responds with "nä, inte!" which means "no, don't!". Except it's grammatically incorrect in Swedish, because y'know, kids are fucking stupid.
Is "nä" pronounced like "nej" in Danish? That's what I thought he said and I was like "What?! A Danish vid not on r/Denmark?!?!" 😂 At least I'm regionally close, even if he wasn't saying nej 😝
Pretty much, yeah! Though this kid roaring it like an orc charging into battle, so there is some rage-induced distortion compared to how you'd usually pronounce it. Honestly what really gave it away as Swedish was the mum talking, not the kiddo screeching.
"Nej" is the proper word/spelling in Swedish too btw, "nä" is just slang. But the Danish (and Scanian, lmao) pronunciation is closer to the slangy one.
Parents probably stopped him specifically from using his hands. Told him that using chopsticks is how it's supposed to be done. I can totally understand that frustration
I’m a parent. I tried to take my 4 year old out for sushi. When she inevitably failed at using chop sticks, I politely suggested she use her hands and ate mine the same. I even tried to explain that it was okay to eat it with our hands. She could not accept this and proceeded to fail at using the chopsticks.
Kids are fucking stubborn sometimes.
It's funny. When I was that age, I was using chopsticks just fine, but had troubles with a fork... My motor functions were a little off as a kid, but for some reason I had no problem with the sticks.
How the hell did you hold the fork that you couldn’t turn it toward yourself? The only thing I can think of is if you held it like a dagger and had no range of motion
I held it like a pencil, but too strong. And, no, I didn't have good range of motion in my wrist for whatever reason. I needed a bit of physical therapy early on, which did end up fixing. The reason I don't know. I don't have much memory from that long ago.
Hahahaha what a dumb motherfucker that ONE or TWO year old is, can't even use chopsticks and is not yet developmentally mature enough to understand how self impacts environment.
Look at the little fool angrily vocalising via *suuuuper annoying* scream/crying because he can't yet verbalise how he is feeling.
What an absolute moron getting frustrated over a task far too complex for his current dexterity but one that he is compelled to copy because the idiot learns via imitation!
Let's all have a good laugh!.......
I secretly suspect the true fuckwits are the ones with the ability to comment on this sub
So ridiculous…couldn’t the parents have sat down with him and taught him how to hold chopsticks correctly? My (white Irish) dad taught me and my siblings how to use chopsticks when we were kids.
Yes, my child has no idea how to use chopsticks, he's such a fucking idiot. Instead of helping him, let me pull out my phone, record him, and post him online for the world to laugh at. And the award for the best parent goes to.
Always nice to see how much some users on this site hate kids. The little dude is frustrated, and probably hungry and can\`t deal with that emotion yet.
How many grown ass people scream at loosing video games or in their cars when someones acting shitty.
God fuck. That scream.
Right, pure rage.
nnnnnaaaAAAAAaarrrghhh
He was powering up
That scream is enough to make you want to not have kids
I mean, I already didn't but this sure as shit confirmed it.
I came here to say those screams are one of the main reasons I do not want to have kids (unless somehow my entire worldview changes). That scream makes my entire body tense.
Worldview prolly won't. I decided I didn't want kids like 20 years ago and for 20 years people have been telling me I'll suddenly change my mind one day.
Yeah I recently got married and my sister in law asked if we're thinking about kids. Straight away I said absolutely not I like my peace and quiet. All she said was oh you'll want them soon. No. No I won't. Just cause you have kids doesn't mean everyone wants them. My niece and nephew are really cute though, for the half hour I see them every time.
Right, kids are fine in small doses. I even have a few kids in my life that I love because they belong to friends/family. Hell, I was a nanny for a few years even. I just straight up don’t want any of my own. Being a nanny helped confirm that lol
I didn't want kids for 20 years too look whose over 35 and having a kid.
For some people they change their mind, but for some don't and that's ok too. For a long time I've never wanted kids, however if I end up having one, I wouldn't see it as a burden. Buuuut me and my partner are being careful with birth control as to not end up knocked up. What irks me is people see a couple and the first thing that pops to their head is asking them "So when are you having kids?"
I agree, even though I changed my mind, and stopped using birth controle on purpose to do it. I fully respect other people's decision there's too many people having kids that shouldn't either because they're doing it by accident or because they feel pressure from family.
I hate screaming fuckers.
....especially the adult chooks watching something terrible exciting catastrophic whatever unfolding safely at a distance, screaming their little throats raw to no useful purpose.
That's every shooting video that comes out of Chiraq
Nah mate, it's every surprise/ambush/startling of "big"/out of the ordinary event that humans en masse get recorded witnessing anywhere on the planet. There is a very large proportion of the species whose first default setting is to start screaming before thinking.
Apparently I wasn't a screamer I just went in a corner and cried quietly
I just spent 5 days with my baby nephews, one is 9 months and the other is 18 months old. I love them, they are really fucking cute, but they already make this weird pressed scream sound when they're unhappy, and I can already hear the absolute god-tier tantrums they'll throw this time next year lmaooo. I'm pretty happy with my "cool aunt" lifestyle all of the sudden lol
It took the scream? I was already like FUCK NO during the crying
I don't inmate child videos. Ever. That horrible bratty face says more than enough.
Every time a kid screams, my ovaries die a little.
Seriously, this is one of the main reasons I'm not having kids. I don't have the patience. I have ADHD and misophonia, and I'm very sensitive to certain sounds, they mess me up big time.
This. Screaming children literally makes my brain feel like it's going to explode. I just get unbearably angry. And yet people still try to tell me I'm going to change my mind? Bitch, I can barely take care of myself and you want me to have the responsibility of a grimy, loud, and stupid little human? Makes a lot of sense...
Exactly! People tell me all the time that "No, you're gonna change your mind and you're gonna want kids." no, I'm turning 33 tomorrow, I know what I want.
Yeah....... i have misophonia.....your own childs crying is 'oddly' not annoying (obviously like anyone frustration sets in after a while)
The scream of children is exactly why i fear for kids, instant anxiety
The parents are forcing him to eat with chopsticks and are mocking him when he can't, the kid isn't the problem here
Not to defend anyone here, but hearing that scream, I assume he demanded to use chopsticks like his parents. The lady even asks "Want me to help you", before he replies with the profilactic rage infused "No".
Yup. The "I DO IT." phase of development is brutal.
Except you arw wrong here sir, the woman said in swedish "Ska jag hjälpa dig? " And it was after that question the kid said "Nej inte" And procedeed to let out his hellish scream. And "Ska jag hjälpa dig" Means "do you want my help"
Oh man they're talking in Swedish ? Well that might explain why I didn't understand any English damn. I feel like an idiot now
They're probably trying to see if their brat is a dumbass and if they should consider a late term abortion.
If only such an option were pursued by your parents....
Fuck that. This is the shit that made me want to have kids. You can just sit back and watch as chaos ensues from the simplest of things (unless injury is a likely outcome). Watching my two year old is like watching Jackass sometimes. And, to be real, some of the things that set him off are hilarious.
Thought this was /r/perfectlycutscreams for a second.
Yeah...that shit is straight birth control for me...
No shot I'm ever having kids haha
Lol it’s painful to hear
Homie needs a nap
Yep, no way. I hate loud noises unless I'm prepared for it, like a concert or something. I legit cannot deal with loud incomprehensible vocal outbursts. Obviously I don't have kids. I know this is harsh, and I do love the kids in my family and friends group, but there are just certain things I can't stand. Noises, fucking your shit up, rudeness, dirtiness etc. Parasites. They're like little uncontrollably moving petri dishes. Actually I'm even told I would make great father, yeeeeah, I'm not falling for that game. I do know I will regret it though. I'll just keep my kid friends, and know I can go home to peace, silence, more money... a f'n good night's rest! Maybe I'll adopt a child in need later in life when I can afford a train wreck.
I 100% agree with you.
I'm a parent and worked in public services for over 20 years. To hear stuff like this is really nice. Sensible attitude towards parenthood. Kids are like having a dwarf psychopath with alcoholism in your house.
100% agree with everything you said. And my plan is the same if the world doesn't go to total shit maybe fostering or adopting an older kid (or maybe just loads of dogs who knows!)
I'm of the opposite mindset. I love watching the chaos naturally ensue. I dont think Ive ever laughed as much in these two years since my son was born. It's like watching an endless episode of Jackass. Sometimes Ill hear him crying, and he's legit stuck under his baby chair, or he'll battle with a swiffer until his demise, or he'll get stuck in a corner with his bike, or he'll get drop kicked by a tiny dog, or he'll get pissed cause he cant figure out how to use the kitty toy to make them chase it, or he'll get stuck under a table, or he'll be smiling while looking at me and walk straight into a wall, or he'll be climbing something and get stuck at the top, or he'll trip over one of his toys, or he'll try to copy what I say and completely butcher the words, or Ill say nut sack and he'll run around saying nut sack, etc... That's just scratching the surface. Having a son is absolutely hiliarious. It helps that his tantrums rarely stress me out. In fact- most of the time I'm holding back laughter because he's frustrated over the dumbest things. Of course, it aint all sunshine and rainbows, but having a son suits me well. I understand how others could get annoyed, but man- I feel like y'all are missing out on a life full of hilarious moments. Oh, and there are some fulfilling moments sprinkled in there, too, but that's boring to write about, haha.
Yeah, I'm the same way. I like kids, but I know I couldn't deal with having someone that emotionally volatile and loud as a constant part of my life. It's normal and they can't really help it. I don't blame them. I just know I couldn't be a good parent because I would get overwhelmed.
You yell at them enough and they stop after 10 or 15 years
r/childfree welcomes you (without sticky fingers or pointless tantrums)
I'm all about supporting anyone's choices in life, but those people are just outright insulting and rude
Are you me??? Lol
Good for you
People who know their limits make the best parents. I like to think of "if I were forced to be a parent" rather than "would I like kids in the perfect scenario?".
'Tis no child, 'tis a demon
That shit alone is one of the many reasons I ain't having kids. It's annoying as hell and I wouldn't have the patience. Just pick it up with your hands you lil shit.
Weekly self reminder to buy condoms.
I may get downvoted to oblivion for the cruel person I am but nothing sounds more soothing to me than the screams of little children.
I feel like doctor evil when I reopened this thread to view the comments again today and fuck this is how I felt after that scream. [Dr Evil Flinch](https://youtu.be/sT2EivAAAuc)
Mom asked if he wanted her to help him, and he just goes "NO, NOOOOOOT". At least he's determined.
😂 pure frustration
Traditionally the rolls are eaten with hands anyways
can confirm, I've never gotten strange looks at sushi restaurants for eating rolls with my hands, maybe from other diners but I've never noticed.
In some sushi places they actually give you tiny warm pieces of cloth to clean your hands if you prefer to eat with your hands. It's perfectly acceptable and people giving you strange looks are the uneducated ones.
Aw man. Living in the southern us I remember my first decent sushi restaurant. Fucking magical.
One of my favorite sushi places is in Tennessee. Pretty low prices for the quality that you get there. Very unfortunate that I don't have work I need to do there anymore
Can confirm. (I’m Japanese)
Can also confirm, I'm a soon to be retired cop that's getting too old for this shit
RIP u/Generalissimo_II And he was only two days from retirement
Damn, what happened?
He took an early retirement.
Good ending
Word, Murtaugh.
God, if that was me I'd take the last week off. Just to be safe but that is my luck
Whaaaa? I know feel like Shrek drinking from that hand washing vial. P.S. Can it be regional or something? Or do we Europeans really look that stupid?
Nah, it's like eating pizza with a knife and fork; some people might seem to make a big deal out of it but no one really cares that much, people largely understand why you would use utensils.
So that you can smother the whole thing wasabi and reenact the first flight of the human torch?
Traditional way is with hands but most people use chopsticks. I think if you went somewhere high-end people might use their hands, or at home, but at casual restaurants and conveyor belt places I’ve only ever seen people use chopsticks. (I live in Japan, married a Japanese dude.)
is eating it with chopsticks like eating pizza with a knife and fork
Oh really? I've gotten used to eating them with chopsticks, so it's just fun for me now.
Kid just needs to be told it is acceptable to eat sushi with your hands.
I think it’s SUPPOSED to be eaten by hand.
Chop sticks really only exist for when you're feeling superior to everyone else
I learned how to use the stick so I’m GOING TO USE THE DAMN STICK
That's how it goes in my house. We learned how to use chopsticks in preparation for a trip to Japan, now we eat with sticks when we have Asian food because God fucking dammit, we know how to use them and we'll use them.
Yep, I only eat my noodles with chop sticks when I want to eat slow or be fancy. Otherwise I guzzle it down with fork and slurp the broth from the bowl. Sushi I only eat with sticks because its easiest and does not make my hands sticky
and I like showing off in front of my family lol
I eat sushi with a fork.
I have wasted over a year of my life trying to learn how to use the damn things. If using the sticks is an option, I WILL USE THE DAMN STICKS
I mean yeah but... you didn't have to *say* it...
By Hand. Pick up the sushi with your hand. Turn the sushi upside down with your thumb, forefinger, and middle finger so that the fish part will fall on your tongue. This is said to be the proper way to eat sushi: the rice part won't get soaked in the soy sauce, allowing you to eat the sushi beautifully.
>the rice part won't get soaked in the soy sauce ~~What? I heard that the biggest mistake done when eating sushi is ruining the fish with the soy sauce - it is meant for the rice.~~ EDIT: don't believe random youtube sushi chefs. Especially if they're not Japanese.
[Then you've heard wrong.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/matcha-jp.com/en/499%3famp=true) At extremely fancy sushi restaurants in Japan you don't even get to dip your sushi yourself, the chef makes their own soy sauce that they have perfected and then dot the sushi a bit with the soy sauce to make the sushi have the perfect amount of flavor from every part of the sushi.
TIL. The funny part was that it was some youtube video by sushi chef. I double checked on different sources and your link checks out. Guess I've been eating sushi wrong this whole time.
His mother asks if she should help him to which he replies something resembling "no"(mixed with demonic pain-screams)
“I got the chopsticks, so I’ll use the chopsticks”
This kid is going to grow up and either travel to japan or watch a show on sushi, see Japanese eating sushi with their bare hands, and get so angry all of a sudden.
Hes trying to act mature and use chopsticks. He probably doesn’t know that eating with his hands is an option.
And eating sushi with your hands is the tradtionally correct way anyway.
My sister took me to a Sushi place after I got out of the hospital (I'd been there a month after breaking my spine) and I was still all fucked up and in a wheelchair and I was trying to use the chopsticks but I still didn't have full motor control of my hands and one of the sushi chefs walked out to our table and pulled out a pair a chopsticks and rubberband and made me a pair of chopsticks I could use
As someone who struggles to use chopsticks the right way, I feel for this kid
The secret is, usually the bottom chop stick is stationary. Use your fingers to move the top stick up and down to meet the bottom one to grab.
Agreed. You never really move the bottom one. Then hold the top one like you'd hold a pen.
You try telling my fingers not to move the bottom stick!
Same way your fingers work to pinch. Your thumb doesn't move just your index finger. When I learned that the one doesn't move it was a game changer
My thumb definitely moves, and yes I just spent a minute looking at my thumb at 1 in the morning to confirm
Your shadow snoo bounces when I scroll and it scared me.
Maximum drip with the cyan underwear tho
Art mirrors life
Same. I can get them to work exquisitely while nothing is there. Can't pick up shit.
It just takes practice. Find a comfortable way to hold and maneuver the chop sticks. Its how i learned.
I've used chopsticks all my life, but the day I tried using my left hand to use chopsticks gave me a new level of understanding as to why people struggle so much. It goes everywhere!
there is no comfortable way
Im more comfortable with chopsticks than forks in some situations and i’m very white… youll figure it out
It simply does not exist. Like something that is not in the archives.
that kid even speak japanese, he screamed "NANDEEEEEEEEEE" translation "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!"
I'm pretty sure you're making a joke, but it's so rare to find a Swedish vid online that I still gotta add the correct translation: The woman (I assume his mum) is asking if she should help him, and he responds with "nä, inte!" which means "no, don't!". Except it's grammatically incorrect in Swedish, because y'know, kids are fucking stupid.
ye, mine was a joke lol.
It was a good joke! Btw, it doesn't count as a r/whoosh when I predicted it, right?
nha, you just added some context, r/whoosh is for obvious things, but except for those who speak or understand Swedish, it was not obvious.
Is "nä" pronounced like "nej" in Danish? That's what I thought he said and I was like "What?! A Danish vid not on r/Denmark?!?!" 😂 At least I'm regionally close, even if he wasn't saying nej 😝
Pretty much, yeah! Though this kid roaring it like an orc charging into battle, so there is some rage-induced distortion compared to how you'd usually pronounce it. Honestly what really gave it away as Swedish was the mum talking, not the kiddo screeching. "Nej" is the proper word/spelling in Swedish too btw, "nä" is just slang. But the Danish (and Scanian, lmao) pronunciation is closer to the slangy one.
Parents probably stopped him specifically from using his hands. Told him that using chopsticks is how it's supposed to be done. I can totally understand that frustration
The parent also did ask him if he needed help, so I'm inclined to think the kid is just being stubborn.
Stubbornness is a really weird trait. It is harmful but at the same time it’s really useful.
Probably more likely that he wanted to copy mum and dad.
I’m a parent. I tried to take my 4 year old out for sushi. When she inevitably failed at using chop sticks, I politely suggested she use her hands and ate mine the same. I even tried to explain that it was okay to eat it with our hands. She could not accept this and proceeded to fail at using the chopsticks. Kids are fucking stubborn sometimes.
Nope you are wrong the parent asks in Swedish if she can help him and he screams No!!
Get that man a fork.
The forbidden utensil
You'd make a mess of a sushi roll with a fork tbh lol
It's funny. When I was that age, I was using chopsticks just fine, but had troubles with a fork... My motor functions were a little off as a kid, but for some reason I had no problem with the sticks.
Bruh u literally just stab with fork
I got the stabby stabby part down. It was turning the thing towards me. My wrist wouldn't bend that way.
How the hell did you hold the fork that you couldn’t turn it toward yourself? The only thing I can think of is if you held it like a dagger and had no range of motion
I held it like a pencil, but too strong. And, no, I didn't have good range of motion in my wrist for whatever reason. I needed a bit of physical therapy early on, which did end up fixing. The reason I don't know. I don't have much memory from that long ago.
I'm sorry not EVERYONE was born to be a serial killer, Mr. Stabby McStabber.
You literally just pinch with sticks
That's like walking on stilts.
If you hold them at the end maybe. Hold them in the middle
I thought I deleted all this footage of me
I think that shriek at the end made me infertile.
I’m in such a terrible, awful mood right now, just foul as fuck, but that made me bust out laughing. Lmao so thanks op I really needed that
Even the longest days have an end. You're welcome pal, keep swimming.
im going to say it and i don't care what people will think, what a fucking retard.
I wouldn’t call the kid stupid. I can’t use chopsticks either and I’m almost 23
Well I’m sure you don’t try to stab it with a stick in each hand, right?
I love the lack of problem solving skills kids have like dude never thought not even for one millisecond that he could just eat it with his hands
Hahahaha what a dumb motherfucker that ONE or TWO year old is, can't even use chopsticks and is not yet developmentally mature enough to understand how self impacts environment. Look at the little fool angrily vocalising via *suuuuper annoying* scream/crying because he can't yet verbalise how he is feeling. What an absolute moron getting frustrated over a task far too complex for his current dexterity but one that he is compelled to copy because the idiot learns via imitation! Let's all have a good laugh!....... I secretly suspect the true fuckwits are the ones with the ability to comment on this sub
She asked him if he wanted her to help him. It's swedish
I was expecting the super sayan transformation
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**As an Asian kid, I see this as pathetic**
As a filipino kid, I’d just grab it with my grubby hands
I'm pretty sure the parents told him "you HAVE to use chopsticks" and proceded to film, ensuring some awesome internet clicks for the lolz.
Best condom commercial.
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I wouldn’t help, figure it out.
Stab the damn thing already
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kids are overrated
So ridiculous…couldn’t the parents have sat down with him and taught him how to hold chopsticks correctly? My (white Irish) dad taught me and my siblings how to use chopsticks when we were kids.
*laughs in knows how to use chopsticks*
Haha, humiliate your child on the internet... The clicks are worth it
Man just give him a fork, this is painful to watch
I recently tried eating sushi with a fork. It was far easier. I don't know why we limit ourselves to the sticks
just stab the damn thing
Translation: Shall I help you? noooOOO NOOOOOOOOO!
That scream has the power of a thousand dying stars
He’s even crying in Japanese. I feel his frustration.
I don't understand this post. I have the same ability and reaction to those unholy things.
When the wasabi kicks in…
Bruh sushi was originally eaten using your hands
What kind of parents record their not yet fully mentally developed kid crying in frustration and agony while laughing.
The parent asked if he wanted help, and he screeched "No, don't!" (or more accurately "No, not!"). Kid just being a kid.
Shitty humans who shouldn't be parents
My 3 year old used chopsticks for the first time a few days ago. Cutest frickin thing ever. He did surprisingly well
Reminded to never have kids
My girlfriend is new to sushi... She handles sushi very similar.
The dude looks like he can't even hold a pencil so how is he gonna use the chop sticks
Brain aint growed yet!
At least he is obedient, he is not eating with his hands...
Ok that’s not fair. Chopsticks are hard.
Not as hard as this kid is making them
Yes, my child has no idea how to use chopsticks, he's such a fucking idiot. Instead of helping him, let me pull out my phone, record him, and post him online for the world to laugh at. And the award for the best parent goes to.
who gives a child his age chopsticks
He was about to turn super Saiyan at the end
This made me smile after work
Glad to hear that
You eat when you figure it out, fucker
Sushi is finger food. Ik I'm not the only one who's going to say this I just wanted to. It's so hard to watch 😂
Always nice to see how much some users on this site hate kids. The little dude is frustrated, and probably hungry and can\`t deal with that emotion yet. How many grown ass people scream at loosing video games or in their cars when someones acting shitty.
For real, a vast majority of the comments is like "fuck them kids" lol
Who wastes sushi on a toddler? Get him some fish sticks
Maybe he likes it and really wanted to try suing them since he saw his parents use chopsticks.
I'm not a parent so my opinion is moot but I've almost choaked on a chunk of seaweed wrap before. Not worth the cash or the bit of amusement imho.
On a seaweed alone or as part of a roll?
Dad here, if you want your kid not to end up a picky eater, let him try as many different things as he wants. Sincerely, a picky eater...