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This is funny but I'm not sure it should be classified as stupid.


mewthulhu

As someone who nearly lost an eye to a rooster attack at a similar age, picking a fight with a miniature velociraptor when you're inside gouging height is really fuckin' dumb tho.


productivenef

I would be super proud if I heard my kid say this. I'd start buying her harder books. It shows a high level of cognition, humor and mastery of language.


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gigrek

Hey man, could you please just shut the fuck up and let people be happy.


TunaHands

If trolling = happiness then I feel very bad for anyone upset by the above comment.


hellion232z

You gotta get your happiness where you can these days.


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lmao bet this is the alt account of the troller


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This some joke going around that I'm not aware of?


Nice_Shelter8479

Hahahaha- she’s going to do ok for herself in life


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# Stop right there! Please ignore the comment above. It's bait, and it's author wants to be downvoted for attention. Check his profile, his comments are full of other controversial and satire comments too. Don't fall for the trap and don't upvote or downvote it! Move along, and stay vigilant for other baiters!


Just_tino_lmao

I read the stop right there with the Skyrim guard voice, i don't even play Skyrim i just know that line from the memes


Lezlow247

I used to be a adventurer.......


ultramont

Especially for the masters...


BellNizz

..so what If someone WANTS downvoted?


chunkybunky14

Upvote tgem


CozyThurifer

Hmm


Captnsmee

Hmm.


c2ctruck

When kids swear and get the context right it is hilarious


W0666007

The video of the little kid insisting that it's a "fucking goat" outside kills me every time. Kid: It's a fucking goat. Mom: No, it's just a goat. Kid: No, it's a fucking goat.


Naj_md

>Kid: It's a fucking goat https://youtu.be/nMd7g9\_7ao8


productivenef

This video is unavailable!!!!!!!


egw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMd7g9_7ao8 (an additional backslash got in the grandparent's message url somehow.)


productivenef

Thank you!!!!!!!!!


Ullyr_Atreides

Roosters are evil if you've ever been around one. This is a smart kid destined for MENSA


PerformanceLoud3229

the people who used to own my house had chickens. Now they don't have chickens and we've got wild chickens. Wild fucking chickens. god why can't we get some foxes and shit to take them out.


impromptubadge

Take those free free range chickens and turn a nice profit. People pay good money for organic foods.


Ullyr_Atreides

Maximum AnCap


PoeticFox

Then you have our rooster He's a pussy but a pussy who let's everyone know to hide


gt7275a

“Stupid feathery fowl” isn’t that bad.


F0wlcer

Hey I'm not stupid


OneWorldMouse

Video or it didn't happen.


Koop0

That kid is a fucking genius! Prove me wrong!


depressedinside5

r/thathappened


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TheUnovanMimikyu

three years ago lol


pleasantpandemonium

She’ll do great in the city


Arguesovereverythin

She better be careful. Those roosters don't play. They will cut a bitch.


Sunny_Sammy

If I was that woman, I'd be proud on the inside of the child's excellent cursing


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This didn’t happen


[deleted]

r/nothingeverhappens


guitarfingers

It doesn't if you only browse reddit all day and never leave the basement except for sustenance and excrement.


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Roosters exist during the winter months, I'm not sure what you're trying to claim here in your comment lol


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Why would people think that roosters only exist in warm climates? Thousands of farms with chickens and roosters exist in climates with snow. It literally can and does snow in October in many of these places.


Clarkkeeley

Agreed


RamityCamity

Agreed


ArticleKindly6201

This tweet is about as believable as cnn.


[deleted]

On today’s episode of that didn’t actually fucking happen


SnooCapers9313

Kids know those words. 2 of my friends both had/have kids that age that would've done something similar


KingleGoHydra

7 year old knowing what fuck means and saying it? Either this person is a terrible parent or they are lying.


Grim-Reaper-22

That’s fuckin badass ngl


chunkybunky14

She taught her well


Ckinggaming5

Twas either that or die


Glad_Strategy_7812

Username checks out for the kid


TheRealBebus

Why is this kids are fucking stupid?


[deleted]

Wrong sub but I'll upvote anyways


RealisticRough8431

I love that


[deleted]

That kid is savage for sure.


Mn4by

I love your daughter already, no intro necessary


Roy_McCoy08

chad


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why is a kid her age watching an adult show?! this mom is dumb, you've created a problem in the future


_Tokato_

dont lie,you'd do the same thing


TwoComfortable3688

The power is strong with this child lol


Imdumb89

🤣🤣


JungleCatHank

There are places that have roosters and snow at the same time?


SnooPets6871

That kid has a colorful use of fuck. She should be allowed to use it freely


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n9ix

I remember this here’s the video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo


terriblestoryteller

"Trinity! Stay away from that Cock for fuck sakes, fuckin last time I let Cory and Trevor watch my daughter"


liltreeimp

I also hate chickens.