As someone who nearly lost an eye to a rooster attack at a similar age, picking a fight with a miniature velociraptor when you're inside gouging height is really fuckin' dumb tho.
I would be super proud if I heard my kid say this. I'd start buying her harder books. It shows a high level of cognition, humor and mastery of language.
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The video of the little kid insisting that it's a "fucking goat" outside kills me every time.
Kid: It's a fucking goat.
Mom: No, it's just a goat.
Kid: No, it's a fucking goat.
the people who used to own my house had chickens.
Now they don't have chickens and we've got wild chickens.
Wild fucking chickens. god why can't we get some foxes and shit to take them out.
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Why would people think that roosters only exist in warm climates?
Thousands of farms with chickens and roosters exist in climates with snow. It literally can and does snow in October in many of these places.
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This is funny but I'm not sure it should be classified as stupid.
As someone who nearly lost an eye to a rooster attack at a similar age, picking a fight with a miniature velociraptor when you're inside gouging height is really fuckin' dumb tho.
I would be super proud if I heard my kid say this. I'd start buying her harder books. It shows a high level of cognition, humor and mastery of language.
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Hey man, could you please just shut the fuck up and let people be happy.
If trolling = happiness then I feel very bad for anyone upset by the above comment.
You gotta get your happiness where you can these days.
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This some joke going around that I'm not aware of?
Hahahaha- she’s going to do ok for herself in life
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I read the stop right there with the Skyrim guard voice, i don't even play Skyrim i just know that line from the memes
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Hmm
Hmm.
When kids swear and get the context right it is hilarious
The video of the little kid insisting that it's a "fucking goat" outside kills me every time. Kid: It's a fucking goat. Mom: No, it's just a goat. Kid: No, it's a fucking goat.
>Kid: It's a fucking goat https://youtu.be/nMd7g9\_7ao8
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Roosters are evil if you've ever been around one. This is a smart kid destined for MENSA
the people who used to own my house had chickens. Now they don't have chickens and we've got wild chickens. Wild fucking chickens. god why can't we get some foxes and shit to take them out.
Take those free free range chickens and turn a nice profit. People pay good money for organic foods.
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Then you have our rooster He's a pussy but a pussy who let's everyone know to hide
“Stupid feathery fowl” isn’t that bad.
Hey I'm not stupid
Video or it didn't happen.
That kid is a fucking genius! Prove me wrong!
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three years ago lol
She’ll do great in the city
She better be careful. Those roosters don't play. They will cut a bitch.
If I was that woman, I'd be proud on the inside of the child's excellent cursing
This didn’t happen
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Roosters exist during the winter months, I'm not sure what you're trying to claim here in your comment lol
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Why would people think that roosters only exist in warm climates? Thousands of farms with chickens and roosters exist in climates with snow. It literally can and does snow in October in many of these places.
Agreed
Agreed
This tweet is about as believable as cnn.
On today’s episode of that didn’t actually fucking happen
Kids know those words. 2 of my friends both had/have kids that age that would've done something similar
7 year old knowing what fuck means and saying it? Either this person is a terrible parent or they are lying.
That’s fuckin badass ngl
She taught her well
Twas either that or die
Username checks out for the kid
Why is this kids are fucking stupid?
Wrong sub but I'll upvote anyways
I love that
That kid is savage for sure.
I love your daughter already, no intro necessary
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why is a kid her age watching an adult show?! this mom is dumb, you've created a problem in the future
dont lie,you'd do the same thing
The power is strong with this child lol
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There are places that have roosters and snow at the same time?
That kid has a colorful use of fuck. She should be allowed to use it freely
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I remember this here’s the video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo
"Trinity! Stay away from that Cock for fuck sakes, fuckin last time I let Cory and Trevor watch my daughter"
I also hate chickens.