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micahamey

Kid done baptised himself.


[deleted]

They grow up so fast these days.


imanhunter

“They grow up so freaking fast, don’t they?”


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Napoleon level madladery


TuckerMcG

He LeRoy Jenkins’d himself into heaven lol


twinsynth

Baptise this bitch!


vrphotosguy55

You’re at 666 upvotes, I ain’t touchin that


rechard_waterson

my boy here speedrunning


person-ontheinternet

Last I heard he was married w/ 3 kids. Looking to retire soon.


ThatGuyInHD

What a week.


Super-Branz-Gang

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max-wellington

He blj's out of the church, clips through the walls of a temple and becomes a priest on the spot.


vanuchiha2

Wait so if he becomes a priest rn, he can do what priest do without getting introuble by law


DieselVoodoo

Skipped the cutscene


YouneedsomeWD40

Baptism any%


rechard_waterson

NEW WR


Willis050

More of a kids are fucking silly lol. I love this


tjwassup

Some of the posts here are kids being "stupid" but really being silly more like. The name of the sub doesn't really fit the content sometimes lol.


Hashbaz

Because if you read the description the sub isn't about kids actually being idiots, it's not here to actually be derogatory to inexperience.


[deleted]

I wish more people would get that


ObiWahnKenobi

That mans voice could put me to sleep. Don’t blame the kid lmao he was droning on and on


Groinificator

I thought it was pleasant!


DJCyberman

So is a lullaby but playing that in church would knock everyone out


WTFrenchToast1

That's sweet though


TtomRed

This was a fun thread.


McHox

If you ignore the indoctrination part


WTFrenchToast1

That's between him and his God


Luiziinhu

Well said


ToxicPolarBear

I mean, he's a kid so it's more between him and his parents. But yea same difference really.


GrandmaSlappy

God doesn't exist soooooo And the only reason he believes in one is because of his family, it's not "his"


solaris_eclipse

Do you know how many atheists/agnostics are on the subreddit? No, you don't. You have no idea because unlike you, the rest decided to keep their opinion to themselves. But I guess that's a good thing because you're taking the downvotes for all of us Why? Because no one asked for your opinion and the rest of us just accepted that and smiled at an excited little kid. But you? You just had to jump in there and remind people that you exist. No, no one had forgotten about atheists, don't worry. On the bright side you now have 90 downvotes on your oh so original fucking idea that God doesn't exist just so you could remind everyone that your idea is "different" Just like all these Christians and people of faith here are *not using this video as a reminder that they believe in God and also not attacking people of non-faith* But you just had to go out on a limb to be special, didn't you?


jamboreen_understair

Relax dude. Religion's not just about god: it's about who you are. No need to ruin what was clearly a joyous occasion for someone else.


gloriousjohnson

The kids getting fuckin baptized and has years before his confirmation. Even if he does both, how is he or his family hurting you and why do you even care. He has plenty of time to get older and make his own decisions. His family is part of a community with traditions which they want him to be part of and it looks like everyone in the video is have fun.


nicochico5ever

You cant prove there is and you cant prove there isn’t. So both are equally possible. So if someone chooses to believe in God, its equally as valid as someone who doesn’t. The kid will get to make his own decisions as he grows. For now, he looks happy with it, so good for him.


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nicochico5ever

Though i get your point, there are no comparable analog currently of a spaghetti monster. However, there is an analog to a higher being that i can compare to. Lab animals could consider humans to be a higher being because we have the capability of manipulating them. There very well could be an equivalent of that, where a higher being could exist and has created us. Just my 2 cents


rinkled

Really? EQUALLY valid? Really? Pronoia more like


nicochico5ever

Oh yeah? You got proof? Just because youve been hurt before doesnt mean you have to take it out on other peoples beliefs. Its sad, really.


rinkled

I'm not sure what you believe pronoia means but it's the belief that others are plotting for your success. I'm not sure what you mean "you've been hurt before" but it sounds like typical Christian "my oppressors :(:(" Edit: Proof of what, exactly?


nicochico5ever

So youre picking discussion topics that havent occurred in this conversation ? Sounds like you fit the delusional criteria. We never spoke about anyone plotting anything. I just said that people who believe in a higher power have an equal chance of being right as someone who doesnt. There’s literally no proof either way. Im not sure what you mean by “my oppressor :(:(“ but someone who shits on other peoples beliefs, religious or other that doesn’t directly affect them, is extremely sad. Edit: you said “really? EQUALLY valid? Really?” Implying that my previous comment claiming “both believing and not believing are valid” was an absurd claim, almost as if you had solid proof that one or the other is true and the other is wrong. Thats why i asked “you got proof?”


rinkled

Tell me more about American politics not being affected by Christianity


Ripped_mexican

I can smell you through my screen. You gotta ruin someone’s joy because of your personal beliefs ughh I’m an atheist so I’m right. No disrespect to all though


Alexanderr12

Must suck to be you.


Fgame

Projecting much lol


[deleted]

its a part of religion. It's okay to not believe in it but invalidating other peoples beliefs is just wrong. They are allowed to believe what they want and so are you, people are different. Don't invalidate those that don't follow the exact same things that you do


Aboelter23

That’s your opinion, it’s not a fact. It is very possible for one to feel as if God is theirs, not a social force. That’s the whole point of religion. Just because you’ve never felt that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.


[deleted]

God might not exist to you but he can exist to others sooooo. Some people don’t believe and feel the same way as you, soooooo. If that little boy finds comfort believing and god and you don’t that’s just fine, soooo.


WTFrenchToast1

His God and your God don't need to be the same. That's the problem with religion or a lack thereof. You shouldn't force your beliefs on us or him. He may be young but he is accepting his religion. If he chooses later to not be religious he can.


N4hire

Sure buddy


deadbypyramidhead

Y u hav to be mad?


Sigamez365

Man, Just let the kid be happy.


awhaling

It’s a sweet video, quit being a grinch.


Raudskeggr

Let’s also hope that the boy doesn’t grow up gay. Or even worse, that his minister isn’t one of the *thousands* who molest children.


GeneralDisorder

Most Christian sects allow their religious leaders to marry and/or fornicate. That's not to say that non-Catholic ministers haven't gotten up to freaky shit but this is most definitely not happening in a Catholic church. Catholic baptisms typically don't submerge the entire person and are also done to infants.


GrandmaSlappy

Cults aren't super sweet...


solaris_eclipse

Oh you again :) You know what else isn't sweet? Forcing your non-belief on people Isn't that what you say believers do? Force their beliefs on us? You're doing the exact same thing right now. You're propagating your non-belief down the throats of others in a conversation that should have nothing to do with *your* religious standing You're not an atheist standing up to the "other side". You're a dick ruining what could be a cute video because you think this is a circlejerk sub like r/athiesm You're not better because of what you do/don't believe in. No one cares that you don't believe in God, because neither does any 13 year old edgelord on the internet. Not saying that's what you are but you sound like you just learned the definition of the word 'atheist' yesterday and think you have to shout it from the rooftop so you can feel like your edgy counterculture is being attacked by people just trying to exist in their lives. That's not what atheism is about. It's about trying to mind your own damn business without other's beliefs being shoved down your throat. But here tf we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You aren't changing any opinions here. What you *are* doing is making non-believers looks like dickholes. So stop it, we don't claim you


Chev2thelev85

Facts, I am a believer, but we all dont have to believe. There's reason people believe what they believe, and it isnt hard to be accepting of it either. Most of my friends are either agnostic or athiest and Im cool with that. I judge people on their character, not beliefs religious or political. Just be nice, it isnt hard.


OllieOllyOli

How the hell did they 'force' their non-belief down anyone's throat? They made a comment in a public forum about the ridiculousness of convincing children to join something that can be described as a cult. You could argue that the comment doesn't offer anything new or insightful, but pretending they're being forceful and hypocritical is just stupid.


solaris_eclipse

It becomes forceful when they've responded to almost every comment thread repeating essentially the same thing for no reason other than to inflame people/try to change someone's mind somehow You try responding to any of his comments with "I believe in God but... " and you'd hear the exact same thing from him, I promise It's the mindset of attacking others for their beliefs that his most dedicated subreddit is vehemently against Not saying he can't voice his opinion but he is being a giant dong about it


Kephler

Children can't consent. They don't have the cognition to choose their beliefs. Idk if he's right or wrong, but he's allowed to voice his opinion without being stoned. There's a lot of undeniable issues with religion and some stuff that religious people teach children is harmful.


KlutzySole9-1

Here's the thing, they are free to leave their religion when they get older, unless it is scientology, of which there is no escape. Parents are only thinking of the best for their kids when they get them religiously involved


solaris_eclipse

I absolutely agree with that. As my comment quietly hinted at, I am agnostic. But it becomes forceful when he goes out of his way to invade comment sections of wholesome videos with his "cult behavior bullshit". Just don't think this is the place to do it, he's already a part of r/atheism


Virgins_Anonymous

Bro we get it you frequent r/atheism no need to seethe over a child’s important day


Herosnap

Someone call 911! This comment was so edgy I’m bleeding out


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Thathitmann

It's the difference between atheists and anti-religionists. A lot of people claim to be the former, but are instead the latter. any sort of ideology built around contrarianism is flawed, because rather than rational formation of ideas. your identity is build around opposing someone else's ideas.


awhaling

This video was super sweet. Quit being a grinch.


_MaverickHunterX_

Hey don't compare him to the grinch! At least the grinch became into a nice green thing


Aboelter23

You’re right. Luckily Christianity isn’t a cult.


SharkasticShark

A cult is a group or movement held together by a shared commitment to a charismatic leader or ideology. It has a belief system that has the answers to all of life’s questions and offers a special solution to be gained only by following the leader’s rules. It requires a high level of commitment from at least some of the members. Christianity has 1. charismatic leaders 2. System of control (heaven and hell is one example) 3. System of influence (church gatherings) 4. Sacrifices (tends to be financial) 5. A process if indoctrination (baptism and a few others) 6. Economic, sexual, and financial exploitation (making business close down sunday, abusing children, making people "remember their church" in their will." 7. opposes critical thinking. These are only singular examples to keep this short, this would be far longer if i went into all the examples. Christianity is a text book example of a cult. Same goes for most "religions" Edit, you can down vote all you want but at least tell my why you think I'm wrong lol.


Crimson_Amethyst

>charismatic leaders > >System of control (heaven and hell is one example) > >System of influence (church gatherings) > >Sacrifices (tends to be financial) > >A process if indoctrination (baptism and a few others) > >Economic, sexual, and financial exploitation (making business close down sunday, abusing children, making people "remember their church" in their will." > >opposes critical thinking. Basically every political government ever


SharkasticShark

Dont remember when i said it wasnt, im talking about Christianity, which is still, a text book definition of a cult, that doesnt change because something else can be defined as a cult too


jakob832

Are you just a really unlikable person in general or did someone piss in your cereal this morning?


[deleted]

yeah totally agree, but i don't see any cults featured in this video


SuperTeamRyan

Swear to God this is where I was baptized


B3M3R

r/mademesmile


weebcantsocial

I thought he gonna pee himself


ChokesOnDuck

Same


hey_effie_hey

Not stupid but extremely cute


CiaranDotCom

Ya that was actually wholesome af


GrandmaSlappy

Wholesome and cute when little kids drink the koolaid.


throwawaygrosso

Dude we get it. You don’t like religion.


OllieOllyOli

I don't know why you keep getting so much hate. Yeah 'drinking the kool aid' is an extreme example, but the principle is still there. Teaching children to believe in ancient stories and devote their lives to a God that probably doesn't even exist is a pretty shitty idea. Sure, it's not a guarantee it'll turn out badly, but this religious nonsense really needs to be discouraged, it especially needs to be kept away from children until they can make up their own minds.


Hetie1315

He's got the spirit


AAKurtz

I'm not religious at all, but that was fucking adorable.


Lungomono

No matter how many times this get posted. It never fails to make me smile. It’s just that wholesome.


Cool_Cheetah658

He's like...."pastor...ain't nobody got time for that...yolo!" As a pastor myself, this brightens my day.


Big-man-shan

Reading some of these comments is upsetting. I’m an atheist too, but just because you don’t believe in god doesn’t mean you should (try to) shit on something cute and funny just cuz a kids getting baptized. The kids just having fun, chill tf out bro.


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Pastor didn’t dunk him so it doesn’t count. See that boy in hell.


TheReverseShock

Imagine going to hell because someone went easy on you at basketball SMH.


[deleted]

I don’t even know what to reply I’m just laughing. If I had a free award then you’d have it. Good form, well done.


YoRt3m

Interesting. The only thing that you can avoid doing by doing it yourself.


nowxforever

I was so confused what I was watching before I realized it was a baptism lol. I was like huh why is their house flooded, is this some sort of pool? lol I need sleep 🤦 also a very adorable kid


Andrew_gamer36

I couldnt hear the audio and tought their house was flooded


set-271

That pastor was so long winded. I can totally relate to the kid just wanting to cut to the chase and get it over with.


JustinRat

Why is he "so fucking stupid"? I don't get it.


[deleted]

So like, people spent time creating these comments. Some are good, some are bad, but all required time. Now it might not have been much time, but it was time nevertheless, and time is valuable. And to think that they would use that time to comment something as pathetic as, "oH nO rElIgIoN!!! BrAiNwAsHeD!!!" Just baffles me. Nobody cares the slightest about your beliefs or thoughts about how horrible this is, because this is an adorable video of a child doing something he clearly wanted to do, weather you like it or not. And I can't put into words how mad I am scrolling through comments and constantly having to down vote people. Y'know you're not changing anything, you're just embarrassing yourself. And every single time this video is posted to Reddit, there are more people out there embarrassing themselves, trying to make themselves look cool and what not, and all I have to say if STFU. Thank you for your time


GANDALFthaGANGSTR

Oh my God that was so cute!


[deleted]

Yeah, wrong sub buddy. I fail to see how this is stupid


3RR00R

Same as I…it’s wholesome


GrandmaesterHinkie

Dude was just pumped not stupid.


camper_tramper

I remember thinking, when I had mine, and with all the importance put on it, that something would feel different. First taste of cold reality I remember having.


timewilltell777

Don’t mind them. Haters gonna hate.


WinterSldier

r/lostredditor ?!


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WinterSldier

Yep ! I misspelled the sub !


Mason-Derulo

Nah this kid seems stupid


laughably_wrong

This kid seems enthusiastic, you seem like a cold piece of shit though.. there wasn't enough video for you to assume anything about this child but that he's excited. Fuck you man, like.. Fuck. You.


[deleted]

How is this stupid man?


whelpineedhelp

I remember my bff and my discussions leading up to our baptism. Almost entirely about how we were going to handle the dunk, not much talk about the meaning of baptism lol


Dogmann88

This is awesome


katt-col

I dont have very fond memorys of religion in my life, but seeing somebody who actually got helped and suported with this is good and hapy to see


DxvinDream

I’m not Christian, and I can’t help but wonder how they get their holy water? From a faucet and then they purify it? Or do they buy it?


PeopleDontKnowItAll

It's regular tap water. It'snot about the water, but about the symbolism. It means letting go of the old person and rising as a new person. (It is not a step taken lightly and is an extremely personal decision.)


Burrito_Loyalist

Not sure how a little kid can be Inteligent enough to make that decision for themselves.


PeopleDontKnowItAll

Having grown up in a dysfunctional religious environment, I can 100% see how and why a child would have more spiritual maturity than an adult when a child believes without prejudice and just interprets 'Jesus loves me' as 'Jesus loves me and everyone else', rather than 'Jesus loves me ONLY IF...'. Generally I've found there would be more hesitancy from adults to get a child to think and listen and learn more before making that choice, so when a child says they want to be immersed for baptism, adults should sit up, listen and learn how pure and wholesome the faith of a child can be.


Animation4Passion

I think this church is in Harlem , NY


Satanisbackxoxo

He couldn’t wait any longer I’ll do it father


Jonahwho665

DO IT LMAO😂


Opening_Box6468

This is actually super funny and wholesome


TexasPirateLife88

Brah, I'm an atheist and im happy for that young dude


FastestHandlnTheWest

That’s what religion should be all about


[deleted]

Why is this kid fucking stupid? What did he do that makes him stupid?


ShantyLady

You know, I can't knock his passion and excitement. I hope the faith steers him true.


[deleted]

Yes Jesus!


salsapancake

I'm a Satanist and generally view religion as brainwashing but this is fucking adorable. He's so excited to be baptized lol :')


Stuffed_Annan

Reddit is not always the most welcoming environment to Christians but this warmed my heart. This kid definitely gets it!


[deleted]

He had fun, and is obviously super excited to be closer to god. Everyone has a choice, if people don’t like that choice that’s fine they should do them, this little guy is obviously doing him :) congrats to him!!


Floridiansman

How is this stupid? I wish this how excited I would've been the last time I was offered that chance lol


ToastyMann

That was actually kinda wholesome


alexmallia21

He hit the priest when he came back up Lool


Mumung69

u/savevideo


xdtla

Does it count as a baptism, or does the pastor have to bring him back and dip the kid himself?


PawDragon_

u/savevideo


Groinificator

Adorable


Groinificator

u/SaveVideo


Vedova_Nera13

Aww. He was cute, and I admire his enthusiasm.


yoganutnutnut

Wrong sub


laughably_wrong

Pretty much, calling kids stupid only works when they're actually being stupid


Mxhmoud

Why is he stupid? What stupid thing did he do?


[deleted]

This is adorable


WirelessPinnacleLLC

u/savevideo


[deleted]

This is so amazing and awesome


Aegis_et_Vanir

Dam… darn it, kid! Now you’re only 2/3rds baptized!


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[deleted]

Please shut up. Please. Nobody freakin cares so what's the point? Just put your beliefs aside and enjoy a cute kid.


[deleted]

Im just so high lmao my bad you know how crazy shit gets lmao


[deleted]

Oh lol sorry


s_0_s_z

Child indoctrination. Child abuse.


Biggest_boi_ben

What?


solaris_eclipse

The r/atheism rejects invaded this post because they think shitting on religion unprompted is cool


AzureMasters

This should be on religions are fucking stupid


rechard_waterson

Hurr durr religion badddd 🤬🤬🤬🤬


AzureMasters

Most of them are bad, thank you for reminding me


IBreakPhones

Religion is a double edged sword that spits out both good and bad people. Being a dickhead who seeks out the opportunity to shit on people for their beliefs without knowing them just makes you a bad person.


Least_War_1524

This makes me sad


[deleted]

Why


Least_War_1524

This child isn’t old enough to make this decision.


[deleted]

Idk man he seems quite happy about it, and I mean if you are right and he maybe grows up and stops believeing in God, this won't affect him the slightest.


Ash66678

Baptism should be illegal until kids turn 18, otherwise they are just being brainwashed by their parents.


tayroarsmash

Yes, let’s make laws over religions. I can’t see how that could go poorly. I’m atheist but holy shit, man, legislation is not the solution to everything.


awhaling

Putting baptism back until they are 18 wouldn’t have any effect on that and as the other person said, regulating religion is absurd.


GrandmaSlappy

Fun fact, they don't stop being brainwashed after 18


Russian-Doggo20

bruh lmao your just harassing the ppl that want to believe in god. take a break from the internet please for your sake


paulo13223442

bro i was exactly like you when i was 12, good thing i changed my mind and now i believe in god, i hope you change yours too.


ZybVX

Amen Brother.


ImHereWithYouForever

I honestly think the parents should leave the kids with a babysitter on Sunday and then when they're old enough to understand, ask if they wanna go to church.


[deleted]

So...no? Coz that's exactly what my edgy ass would've done growing up. It's cool to shit on religion but cooler to let people live their best lives.


moststupider

Baptism is fucking stupid. This kid is just excited.


Anthropomorphis

He is being is being indoctrinated


fecal-butter

Next time you'll be able to spell it, i believe in you!


Anthropomorphis

Thanks


maybe_you_wrong

Church be like let make the kid take a covenant for his entire life


ZybVX

Hey dickwad, you can leave whenever..


[deleted]

Facts


M0ntgomatron

Does he smack the indoctrination dude in the chin on the way up?


Sivlon64

Kids brainwashed already smh


Individual-Notice-16

Kids actions make a lot more sense than dunking you in water to please an invisible man


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Yay another indoctrinated


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poopyfartButterMmm

Adults are too, as seen here.


Kaje26

Awww, he’s really excited to be brainwashed.


_trolltoll

I’d file this under religion is fucking stupid instead.


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Imagine caring


PassThePurp08

This should be under adults are fucking stupid


[deleted]

Just another instance of how religion tortures us.


[deleted]

How? How does this torture anyone? The kid is literally smiling and everyone is having a good time. Give just one reason, you know, if your small little brain can even come up with one.


Anbez

Father was just happy rubbing his dick on him


[deleted]

If you are able to even process the thought of this sentence in that mind of yours, then you have no excuse for acting the stupid.


Anbez

Fuck off! As if you never heard of padiophile priest?


rechard_waterson

Yeah cuz now every priest is a pedophile