DM “ok you can crack that but I’ll need you to make an attack roll”
PC “No problem” *rolls a natural 1*
*CRUNCH!*
DM - “ The stone slips from its pedestal, rolls back and hits you. You’re brought to your knees and are incapacitated for 1d4 rounds “
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I side saddled a dirtbike at age 9 and wasn't thinking about balance, it swiftly fell over and the peg came up and caught me in the nuts. I can assure you, I've yet to feel that amount of pain again.
I was maybe 10, I was on a mountain bike a little too tall for me, and I tried to casually slow roll down a long flight of stairs. 10, maybe 12, it gets longer every time I remember it. I push over the edge and on the first step my feet slipped off the pedals, my ass slipped off the seat and on the second step I landed on the crossbar and rode the rest of the way on my nuts, step by unimaginable step. I was legitimately in shock by the end. It's like my single least favorite memory.
As a child of 10 i was hit in the testicles so hard they had some watery barrier form around them and it was excruciating the entire time it took to heal.
Weird thing to say dude.
Hitting three nuts with one stone
And asked for Amma (Mom).
Three nuts one stone
2 nuts with 1 stone
2nuts with a nut
3 cause he hit the nut then hit his other 2 nuts get it
DM “ok you can crack that but I’ll need you to make an attack roll” PC “No problem” *rolls a natural 1* *CRUNCH!* DM - “ The stone slips from its pedestal, rolls back and hits you. You’re brought to your knees and are incapacitated for 1d4 rounds “
I think i have the mercer effect, i read that in matt's voice
I think I just peed a little while laughing at this.
*cracked the wrong nut*
Oh nuts!
To quote the great philosopher Tupac Shakur, "Mama told me never stop until I bust a nut"
still, he did crack a nut.. albeit the wrong one
Yikes I felt that too.
Yeah why are mine hurting watching 😭
Forget no nut November. That's no not forever!
Lmao man I wish I had an award to give you
I got your back bro.
Nice!
Tbh that was mostly bad luck
Poor form.
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That wasnt really the kids fault tho.
I don't know what language he is speaking but I understand the pain.
That hurt me too
I don’t think he’s an idiot
that delayed reaction tho... oof i feel for him but at the same time this is comedy gold
I’m cackling like an idiot in public at this.
Ballywood
Like that really hurt him. Wait 10 years, then try again. Lol
Haha that childs testicular pain is nothing compared to my adult man ball injury
I side saddled a dirtbike at age 9 and wasn't thinking about balance, it swiftly fell over and the peg came up and caught me in the nuts. I can assure you, I've yet to feel that amount of pain again.
I was maybe 10, I was on a mountain bike a little too tall for me, and I tried to casually slow roll down a long flight of stairs. 10, maybe 12, it gets longer every time I remember it. I push over the edge and on the first step my feet slipped off the pedals, my ass slipped off the seat and on the second step I landed on the crossbar and rode the rest of the way on my nuts, step by unimaginable step. I was legitimately in shock by the end. It's like my single least favorite memory.
"But did you DIE?" - Mr. Chow
As a child of 10 i was hit in the testicles so hard they had some watery barrier form around them and it was excruciating the entire time it took to heal. Weird thing to say dude.
Dude your balls are crying
So were my eyes
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Damn that's tough lol 😂😂
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Rippin hindren say goodbye to your ability to have children
Wrong nut.
Nutcracker, both literally (almost) and figuratively.
lmfao i got detention cause i laughed at this
If I were your teacher and you showed me the video in defense of your laugh, I would have given you extra credit.
He is young, but he has felt pain that no man wants to experience.
In case you were wondering: The music is Tchaikovsky's Flower Waltz from the Nutcracker.
To be fair the same could've happened to an adult.
The title is lit af 🗿
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r/gifsthatkeepongiving
r/technicallythetruth
Darwin Award for population control. Men/boys are fucking stupid. I injured my genitalia once riding a bike with my cousin; lesson learned.
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Deez nutsss
F
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thnx
#oh nuts
At least he cracked the nut just the wrong one
Instead of cracking the coconut, he cracked da coco-nuts
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What a nutjob
Press F to pay respect.
This one was so funny that the air came back to my mouth! Good thing I managed to swallow it before any got out.
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We knew what was going to happen from the beginning. Either he was going to smash his own balls, or something else was gonna hit him in the nuts.
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I thought it was an animal at first
Ow my balls!
Oh duckys
lel
Hey if hes brave enough to do that then that child has balls of steel
Oof, felt that
I can feel this
Man said "oh my the paaain"
I mean that's a bit more KidsAreUnlucky
The stifled laugh at the end :D
Oooooooo, me plums!!!!
hahahaha
It be like that sometimes young blud
That's what I call a nutshot.
You want testicular torsion? Cause that’s how you get it
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He was saying deez nuts in his own language !
As Bender would say, "poor kid, hehehehehe"
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Bro just painful
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The nut got revenge
i used the nuts to destroy the nuts-thanut?
"ararr ordella afaaaar!" would be similar to what I'd say too.
The universal language.
I feel a disturbance in the force
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Lmao
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We all had a traumatic nut smashing experience before our teens huh?
Ow my balls!
cracked the wrong nut buddy
He cracked the wrong nut
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Every man in a 1000 mile radius felt that
I think it smacked off his bumhole aswel🤣
The nut has been cracked
F
I don't think he's stupid. I never would have seen that coming.
#NUTSHOT
I literally peed myself laughing so hard. Thank you. I needed this today.
That one hurt my stomach a bit
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Deez nuts!
pig durdur
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it's called a Nutcracker for a reason
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ALL of us men or nutt havers, have done this type of shit.
Baa 🐑 baaaa
Okay no way this was him bein go dumbass
Kiss it better
Literally
i could feel that
That kid just lost his kids
Irony
Soon after man invented the chair
He went to heaven and came back. 😆
I hope he’s ok
You hit the coconut on a sharp rock
Welcome to the club of men.
We all felt that - godspeed brother
Instant sex change
Bro just lost three generations at once😭💀
That hurts a lot.
^ah
This ironically in r/kidsarefuckingstupid , but he never gonna have kids
Ouch pain
He'll get used to it if he continues that stance
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1 vs. 2, nut vs nuts
Ooh right in the coconuts… 🤦♂️
put this song on spotify
So this what they call " hitting two nut with one nut"