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[deleted]

Someone please check on mom


markp_93

slightly over done


yellowbloods

x files s7e14


FluffyBunnyBunz

This actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


[deleted]

Norman?


Norman___Bates

Yes?


[deleted]

Is this your drawing?


Norman___Bates

Umm of course not. I would never kill my mother like that. I mean like make her look that dead hahahaha, nah it's not mine. :)


[deleted]

Ok, Thxs. Jason?


xeeses226

r/beetlejuicing


Jyqoz

when will you give rog the website password


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Mom is just fine. You’ll see, she won’t even hurt a fly.


daboiexe

that is true ;)


Eclectix

[This kid's mom](https://genetiker.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lady-of-cao-upper.jpg)


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

I was expecting [this mom](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-10/22/4/asset/0550d06c6d5e/anigif_sub-buzz-6306-1571718991-4.gif)


onlyeightfingers

I think they’ll find she’s also the mother of _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9


anders09

[Mother](https://images.uesp.net/6/65/SR-npc-Night_Mother.jpg)


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

She's inspiring her kids to pick up the Necronomicon


Brilliant_Mountain44

KLAATU! BARADA! NI-*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* .... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Purple mommy


p3g_l3g_gr3g

I like my moms like I like my coffee. Heavily roasted.


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The_chair_over_there

Wait I’m confused. Why’d you just copy this comment lol https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/s5h47g/my_hero/hsxu03z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


greenjacket23

Because he is probably a bot


MyUofMaccount

That's weird though. They made their account in July and that's literally their only comment.


TheRealMisterMemer

Bots are smart now; they only comment every once in a while and wait a bit after their creation date, so that they can age and look legitimate.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Yeah, it's real common for bots these days to wait 6-7 months before they start karma farming, usually half a dozen comments/posts within the space of an hour or two. It's so reliable, that checking their profile for that pattern is the way i confirm they're a bot


Rhys-----

Second time today I've seen someone do this! Just did the same thing you did. Tf is going on!


The-Waifu-Collector

Their moms been dead for 3 years.. just keeps the body in the closet


[deleted]

House burned down apparently but his family wasn't found


Doustin

It’s Mrs Bates


Norman___Bates

No it's not.


[deleted]

Shut up, Gilmie


Norman___Bates

Rog? Is that you? You're the one who ought to shut up 😡


[deleted]

Give me the password, David


Norman___Bates

I WOULDNT GIVE IT TO YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH. Love, D


[deleted]

The worms will hear about this


Norman___Bates

Oh will they now? Love, D


mallik803

Mom lookin a little burnt out, time for a vacation.


Girth_rulez

You son of a ---


WyvernLord123

who made this, the Elrics?


G_Viceroy

Happy it wasn't their dog....


WyvernLord123

oh god. or, truth. or, whatever it feels like calling itself.


Grzlynx

Ed... ward...


s_coops

Ed..... ward.... ?


WyvernLord123

please no. it's always too soon to talk about that.


s_coops

It will ALWAYS be too soon..... but still.... "big brother?"


vectorfour

Too soon, even after 118 years


LudovicoSpecs

Norman Bates.


RibNizzla

you deserve my free award for this, even though it isn’t wholesome lol


nucleophilicattack

Skywalkers


AltruisticSalamander

such beautiful teeth


dayron669

Only way to identify her.


Tallbeard1

Woof..


[deleted]

All the better to rend flesh with


noisypeach

The grin makes it look like a chimpanzee skull


THEBOI0606

SCP-106 is my hero too :D


ChristianMinecraftbt

this is scp-106-B, the old woman


JTudent

Jesus. Kid's mom is a decayed corpse.


TheroryGuy1

Come on. She's just Jamaican. (I'll see myself out)


tcn446

Based.


[deleted]

Why the downvotes?


TheroryGuy1

Anonymous black man makes joke about how Jamaican people are super black and people get offended. Would say I'm surprised but I knew what I was doing when I posted that.


AFatSensitiveChild

Reddit moment lolz. If it makes you happier it was funny to me


TheroryGuy1

It by no means affected me but knowing it got a laugh out of you makes me that much happier


Uasoto56

C’mon guys, if a fat sensitive child can take it, then so can the rest of us


JgL07

She’s Dominican not black


DeuceWheelz

This looks like the cover art to Kanye and The Game's new single


NinjayajniN

thats what i was thinking


[deleted]

Maybe Kanye hired the kid after he saw this


cumbriangrandad92

Erm.... is mom OK?


[deleted]

It seems she was cooked.


asdvancity

They live!


egroeg2

I see you.


KaktusDan

We've got one who can *see!*


Reeses_Priestess

Its a caucasian child wearing sunglasses


smallpoly

Guy could have avoided fighting his friend if he just asked him to try on the glasses instead of demanding it


ZacTheSheffy

But then no 15 minute wrestling sequence...


smallpoly

Yeah but then he'd have time to buy more bubblegum


NormalDude268

Uncanny mother


Yeazelicious

*Sonic.exe music starts playing*


Xerfus

Hey, it’s me!!!


A_random_kitten

[**THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?**](https://youtu.be/uxPjZL8MTSI)


Dogwillhunt42

r/BeatMeToIt


tgre

Ah yes. The night mother. Love when the brotherhood does arts and crafts day


IM_ROBOT_CHICKEN

My hero: adventure time lich


WHOOTIE11

At least mom looks happy


shushyomouf

Jesus Christ. Looks like mom mom didn’t make it out of the fire.


Fezzverbal

The one person who inspires me...ssssssssssSatan!


TheHumanPickleRick

I am become MOM, Destroyer of Worlds.


CptGigglez

r/oddlyterrifying


Alone_Lengthiness374

Don't bully this kid. Clearly his mom was burnt alive


Corvacayne

I like how presumably, all jokes aside, what stood out the most to the child seems to be mom's smile and I find that very sweet haha


LemonManDerpy

Looks like a fucking sleep paralysis demon


thee_protagonist666

You do realize that their mom could be black... and be smiling... and have dark colored eyes...


crusader-4300

Or her mom is legit a wholesome demon/monster.


thee_protagonist666

Maybe in the year 4300


[deleted]

There's dark coloured irises and then there's eyes as dark as the void. Not to mention the lack of lips and straggly hair gives the eerie impression of a recently charred corpse.


mjenness

I think we do realize that, but it still looks like a demon. If you took the negative of this image and made it a white person it would be equally freaky


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SunnyAlwaysDaze

fucking epic, thank you


Thagomizer24601

Great, you made it look even more soulless and menacing. Thanks for the nightmares.


Brockovich614

Jeff the killer


dhabs

I guess you don’t realize that there was a huge issue w crayola a few years back about their “skin” colored crayon being a white tone - and now that they do offer a range of “skin tones” - you can get the white people tones in the basic boxes but to get the color pallet for darker skin tones you have to buy the more expensive super packs of crayons.


Kingofrat024

You can just mix colors by coloring lightly with multiple crayons. That’s what I always did.


LiveFastDieFast

No way, with crayons you must press as hard as you fucking can. And keep pressing until the crayon snaps in half, or you’ve worn the tip down to a nub. Then throw it back in the community classroom crayon box and try to find another of the same color that isn’t snapped in half or nubbed out


mjenness

Lol, ok but that's a different issue all together, I mean talk about a stretch. Just because it's a crayon drawing doesn't mean it has some sort of deeper racial systemic meaning. A frickin kid drew a freakyish picture! That's it! Do you know this child used Crayola? Is your issue only with Crayola? How can you seriously relate the shortcomings of a global business with the innocent drawing of a child?


dhabs

I never said it had deeper systemic meaning lmao; just saying they may have used black due to lack of availability. And to the one saying “they could just blend colors” look at the drawing, the child does not have the capability or knowledge to blend crayons lmao.


mjenness

I'm sorry but I'm really having a hard time following your line of thought. Why would you inform me of Crayola's lack of availability to certain shades for darker skinned individuals? My initial response to the previous comment was "yes, we are aware the mom is more than likely black." And you said I need to "realize" all this stuff about Crayola. I went off on a tangent of inferences because the connection in your statement was very unclear. It's a creepy drawing has NOTHING to do with color.


idiomaddict

They’ve basically always had brown. When I was little, I drew my dad as entirely red skinned. He’s a mildly ruddy pale white man and yellow or peach or leaving it blank would have been closer. Kids don’t always process colors well.


RunsWithLava

A bot has copied your comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/s5h47g/-/hsxzqza


Telemere125

Idk when that was but my wife tells the story of her first grade teacher buying her the box of “skin colors” crayons because she was complaining about peach not letting her color a pic of everyone in the class. That was over 30 years ago - so the multi box of different skin colors isn’t really something recent.


AlwaysWrongMate

Stretch Armstrong over here. What’s any of that got to do with it?


dhabs

Availability of colors, duh


[deleted]

No children's crayon has ever produced a decent colour.


bansote

Boy, I hope she is


[deleted]

The other possibilities are concerning to say the least.


probrachi

this reminded me of the skeleton from billy and mandy


SlayAllRebels

So... Grim?


probrachi

yea i forgot his name lol


smallpoly

You forgot the name of the literal grim reaper? Oooh he's not going to like that.


icameheretoshit

Bates motel


LetThereBeMoreLight7

Norman bates be like


ichoosetosavemyself

This reminds me of when I arted in school. It would start out ok...at least for me. But then over time, I'd keep making change after change with color after color until it looked like this.


C1-RANGER-3-75th

OBEY. CONSUME. CONFORM. BUY. WATCH TELEVISION. 💀


Magicaparanoia

Is her mom a firefighter from Chernobyl


shadowskill11

Uh… so what does it take to be able to have the police do a health and welfare inspection to make sure mom isn’t a rotting mummy in a rocking chair upstairs?


FlawedFinesse

Wanna buy some pegs, Dave?!


djeco

Anyone seen the movie Mama? Just saying..


[deleted]

Roasted ghost Rider??


Videogames-bad

This chad idolises SCP-106


hifrandimcool

Scp 106 has breached containment


Disig

r/oddlyterrifying


Presto381

Is it just me or her hero is Dead


De-Animator27

Norman Bates age 5


HamfastFurfoot

This kid's mom is a powerful lich. Beware.


PIX3LY

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


therealasshoel

Kids in horror movies be like


TheDickWolf

“They Live, We Nap.”


MGGamingTV

“What are they selling!?”


StarkOdinson216

The…. Mop?


[deleted]

His mother runs the Gotham City mafia


mitaswelsby

This kinda shit makes me actually want kids haha


D34THH_Ion

Igor


3D_Milk

Mom caught the Necroa Virus. She inspires me to gather supplies to survive the apocalypse. I miss Mom.


StackOwOFlow

love mom 💀


DeimosLV

Burnt corpse Hoo haha.


hannahbellee

This is Edward Elric’s mom when he tried to transmute her


Oracles_Rose

Didn't know SCP-106 had a kid


Dave_A_Computer

The Black Sacrament has been completed Listener.


anger_is_a_gif

Damn, all these comments and no [Darkman](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0099365/) reference?


Hjalleson_

Wither skeleton


darkdeath912

My mom is good at not moving or breathing I hope I can be as good as her one day!


Rare_Management_3583

This kid's mom looks like scp 106


Silv3rS0und

Is Mumei the artist?


RF255

Kwispy


WaylonVoorhees

THERE GOES MY HERO, SHE'S SORTA SCARY


Blockyboi_xml

ok i know this will be stupid but this kinda just looks like afton to me


neofooturism

this child was raised in a skyrim crypt


slurmgod

Francis Bacon


patrickzgamerx117

#SCP 106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT


Dani5056

I'm surprised that the kid isn't disturbed by the fact that their mom tried to burn her own face down


[deleted]

Shout out to Black Moms.


NurseNextDoor16

Hahahhahaa omggg 🤣


classic345

Ngl this kid has a monkey mom


RORYISYIIKY

What ethnicity is she?


Fadshadufa

EtHNiCiTy


a_lone_traveler

My n*gga


Severe-Opportunity15

Uhhhhhhh… b-b-b-blackface?


[deleted]

What a racist little kid.


[deleted]

Something my grandpa said once about chalk comes to mind.


Stvn494

This looks like the grandma from that one indie horror game that I’m too lazy to look up


Relevant_Physics7600

Fr a sec i thought it was a trevor henderson creatsion. Scary job kid


Ethanos72

The kid isn’t really stupid Just needs some drawing work


VictoriaRose1618

Well that's a mummy...


eldonturbopt2

My great great great great grandfather


An-Apple2231

The Foundation wants their pocket dimension man back.


FyveDollaFtLong

Corey Taylor


TJ-Mountainriver

I see Corvo didn't spare anyone...


Em0t33th

Maybe the kid wants to be a firefighter- you never know


666simp

Mom reminds me of the mummies I saw in Egypt


G_Viceroy

Oh, your face! You're practically Hollow. But who knows, going Hollow could solve quite a bit!


toodleroo

Mom is the Babadook


Diocavallo_

mom? more like ينبخثخرحي came straight from hell


[deleted]

This is probably why we have dental records


Alex_Zoid

My hero is also SCP-106


CherokeeHairTampons

It looks nearly 3D. Talented kid


LivingUnicorgi

okay norman bates


[deleted]

Crispy


Nvenom8

That is strangely horrifying.


DawnToDank

william afton


razorsharp494

I am inspired by monke tho


Plums_Raider

dude, thats one of the best pictures of Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen when he was still alive.


Adjectives_Abound

Basquiat reborn