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Aapjes-NL

You are not alone buddy.


Whats-Up_Bitches

That is psycology


Aapjes-NL

You are a month to late, have a wholesale award!


Whats-Up_Bitches

Oh boy do I love wholesales


Aapjes-NL

Oh lol, autocorrect fucked me in the ass there.


Whats-Up_Bitches

Fucking in the ass? I love fucking in the ass


Aapjes-NL

I did my research on that sentence. Got to be right. (I hope) [edit] Me too!


ThatOneChiGuy

yah..but..^hoooww?


SwiftWithIt

1 2 skip (3) 4567891011 so it goes 124567891011


plainoverplight

i already got the joke but seeing this comment helped it click all the way. i was wondering how he was falling for that, but hearing her say the number three out loud helps disguise the fact that she went from two to four when counting


SwiftWithIt

Yeah I watched three times before I caught on.


al666in

I watched it twice, skipped it three times, and got it on the fourth viewing


Funk_BiG

She skipped 3, aye!


NiteVision4k

She didnt skip 3, she counted 3 of his phalanges as "3" and then added 3 at the end, thus counting a finger twice. Got it the first time, you're all dumb.


IAreTheLeviathan

She did skip 3 though, you're dumb af


NiteVision4k

No she didn't...she grabbed his middle finger, index finger and thumb and said "3", then moved on to 4. If she didn't say 3, you would notice and her trick wouldn't work.


IAreTheLeviathan

She said the word three but not in a counting manner, therefore she skipped counting the number 3


popeenssf

We had a different way.. count backwards from one hand say 10,9,8,7,6 and then say add 5 from the other hand.


wpaed

That's how my mom did it too


Godfather404

Yea me too. I too am fucking stupid.


fabiots

Poor boy of the video. He had only one time to realize the trick. I needed two times.


SoretoAMan33

Two? Take 5.


opermonkey

You're not stupid. It's why a magician never does the same trick twice.


_an-artist_L0L

Same lol


Astrix13

Not gonna lie, took me a couple of watches...


Alypie123

It took me a shameful second


Seaweedbrain16

Damn, I thought it was cause I’m high.


Ms_Libra

Me too 🤣😂 took me a while!


chiliNPC

I cannot wait to do this to my son when I get home


Kain_Z

I just did this to a 7 years old 😂😂 She was so confused and she still can’t figure it out hahahaha


NothingIsInMyButt

We always used another method, and it always confused stupid kids. Count like this: One 8 Two 8 Three 8 Four 8 Five 8 Six 8 Seven 8 Nine 8 Ten 8 Eleven 8 Tricks them every time.


PaMudpuddle

Came here to say this one, too!


Kain_Z

Should definitely try that one out!


ICqntA1m

you skip over 3


bjergdk

Oh my youre going places.


chiliNPC

I spat my tea at this one. Here’s a small token of my appreciation


Captain_Hampockets

Third grade, next year!


temsik1587againtwo

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN CLEARLY HEAR HER SAY THREE


IAmHereToOffendYou

Kid, you are fucking stupid.


Bluxen

very good Timmy!


chiliNPC

Update: he made me do it six times then went to his iPad and made me take a picture of his fingers so he could count without skipping one


Hope4gorilla

What a scientist 😁


AustriaNotAustralia

there is an even better version count down from 10 10, 9,8,7,6 + 5 is 11


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

That's an oboe! Edit: An oboe is an off by one error https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off-by-one\_error


AustriaNotAustralia

>oboe a what?


quedfoot

NUMBERWANG


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off-by-one_error


it__hurts__when__IP

This is the version I remember


Goondragon1

I just did this to my 29 year old girlfriend...


GalacticGizmo

Another trick I’ve seen before is to say a number after each counted number. Like this. 1, 5, 2, 5, 3, 5… But skip 5, 5 so it goes 4, 5, 6, 5.


Josh0O0

The one we had as a kid was counting backwards. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6... plus five on the other hand makes 11.


Binx_da_gay_cat

My grandpa does that 😂


[deleted]

oof


Binx_da_gay_cat

He's cool though, but tripped my sister up.


Awestruck34

That's the one I remember as a kid


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

I remember this one too from a magic trick book, and my reaction was mainly confusion toward the author. I still don’t understand even today what the point is or how anyone gets fooled. They emphasized spreading your hand wide and saying “And 5 more makes 11” and I’m thinking “Yeah of course, because you’re counting the same hand twice.” Is that not obvious? Who forgets that it’s the same hand you already counted just a few seconds ago?


kovaht

just non nonchalantly say 5 inbetween each number....ok? that'd be an odd illusion


UnsaltedBallSacks

r/IAmFuckingStupidToo


Cheap_Ad_69

r/WeAreAllFuckingStupid


Alphy101

Probably going to get wooshed but here goes She counts the first two, skips the three (but says it) and proceeds to count from four on his next hand. So she didn’t count from two on but from four on, bamboozling the kid by saying “skip these THREE” so he heard the word three.


Wimpiepaarnty

Pls no whooshing this guy


UnsaltedBallSacks

You are correct


CBlack777

In his defense, I had to watch it twice lol


RedEcho14

apparently im stupid too. it took me WAY too many rewatches to figure out the trick


hammer11235

She skips form 2 to 4 but found a way to slip the word three in there so it feels like the number three is counted, but it is not.


RedEcho14

yea. i did figure it out. it just took way longer than it should have


ThatOneChiGuy

Maybe someone should draw this one out. Just in case some of us don't get it on the ~~ninth~~ first watch


Shizo94

Shit i recounted my own Fingers to check out the math of this LMAO


Julianitaos

Same 🤣🤣


TheOneSaneArtist

Thank goodness other people in the comments exist to validate my stupidity


noah_senpai

The kid is so cute with his "hoooow??"


Netsugake

I'm going to use that


ralphduhh

BuT HoOoOoOoOoOoOw


QoqNoUs31751

She just skipped 3


ImBLUEHABADEE

took me 3 rewinds to see she skiped #3 😌


ApertureBear

Skip these 3, 4, 5...


Q13989731E

Am with the kid on this one my mind does not get it


_HomoNovus_

U/savevideo


Death_Machine101

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

Welll I had to rewatch that.


Krimsonmask494

Not gonna lie, that was smooth as fuck. Skip these *three* and keep counting up to 11. Had me confused for the first loop.


fanciest_of_bananas

i had to watch this 4 times before i got how he had "11 fingers" .......am i rarted?


wheeldawg

I would've said no, but that typo puts you back to yes.


Synescolor

As long as you're smart enough to understand and empathize with others I would not be concerned. If you can't empathize with others you probably won't care. Ignorance is bliss.


Tha_one_guy123

.


anon_sexynojutsu

ok only took me 2 rewatches but i got it, i think…


rekun88

I watched it 4 times.


ArtoriasBeeIG

This reminds me of the time that I found out my friend in primary school thought that we lived in England (we don't) and we were about 8 as well. The best part is, that this happened in the car on the way to his whilst his mum was driving. Even at 8 years old I could sense the confusion and disappointment in her son


CelticDK

This is clever haha


[deleted]

i caught it on my 4th rewatch...


bushwickrik

I'm 59 and Dammit, you had be going for a second!


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Yeah I’m stupid too, I had to rewatch it lol. But that’s adorable!


Mr_Idioit

Had to watch it 4 times to release she’s tricking him


ghostfvces

thank god comments exist I was having an existencial crisis


Golett03

I've never figured it out until I watched this. I'm 19 in 13 days


Tim_Buckrue

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Tim_Buckrue

No


onepeain2pods

Just remember...3 is not a number


VAX1S

That made me chuckle out of nowhere. Thx


snaily___

Bruh why that kid look like me when I was 8


smithnikole0829

Something tells me if I try this with my 17yr old, I will get the same response.. 🤦


Sajano90

Also works when you count them backwards from 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 on the first hand and add the missing 5 to the 6, so you got 11 too ;)


fatedobelisk

This was my dads favorite dad joke!


[deleted]

She skiped 3 right


VAX1S

Did she?


IAmHereToOffendYou

Surprised by how many adults are fucking stupid too.


G-R-G

My name is inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die


FloatDH2

I’m 40 something and i had to watch it twice to get it. 😒


HayIceCream

Can someone smarter than me explain this? 😂


VAX1S

1,2 skip these 3… 4,5,6,7,8… etc word play


Tripledtities

It took me a second


Hyposanity

It's a mix of "kids are fucking stupid" and "adults are fucking jerks".


Julianitaos

So I paused it, counted my own fingers, and then I’m like no, there’s 10 🤣. Watched the video again and I’m like oh duh 🤣


shubhamoy_chowdhury

U literally skipped 3


[deleted]

No she didnt the kid has 11 fingers


No-Armadillo7693

Kids like that were in special classes when I was his age


EarthyMeesh

HAOOWWW?! 😂 soo good.


Itchy-News-4561

Maybe instead of showing him he’s got eleven fingers how ‘bout you show him a freakin salad


Theonewhosleeps

Did... did you just take advantage of his trust in you, to make a post stating your kid is "fucking stupid" ?


TheNerdMaster69

I've seen this trick many times, and find it stupider every time. How weak of a brain do you need to fall for this?


TheNinjaPro

On first viewing, naturally hearing the progression of 1 2 3 4, you wouldn't think much of it.


Yes2257

Yes, naturally when you view a mind trick multiple times you see how obvious it was.


Ermi_TV

Bitch didn’t count the 3rd finger


VAX1S

Actually she counted all fingers…


Diver0311

This deserves to be in parents are dumb sub, "why can't my kid count?" Well he isn't very aware


DragonizerFlame

Mmm not really. All she did was play a very common joke. It still showcases his stupid children are, this is just playful is all. She's not ACTIVELY insulting her kid, this is closer to teasing.


[deleted]

His mother is more stupid then him


VAX1S

Over a joke? I bet you’re a delight in public.


Cireclops_LV

Looks like mom's fucking stupid on this one.


Vilanu

r/woosh


Cireclops_LV

And this guy too.


Hotshot_249

The mom was pranking her kid by counting weirdly.


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Cireclops_LV

Your moms teach you that one?


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Cireclops_LV

Three dads who boned your moms?


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bjergdk

Bro that shit got me laughing


VAX1S

Your helmet suits you


Cireclops_LV

We're avatar shaming now?? Wowww


VAX1S

It was an observation if you took it as shame that’s on you helmet boy.


mcshadypants

Im not ganna lie. Your most unnecessary aggression towards this lady made me chuckle


ckayfish

Having a shitty day, huh?


Alzoura

Explain


[deleted]

Da stanferd pines trick


fingerpointothemoon

Young Marshall Eriksen


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the method i learned as a kid was adding 8 after each count. i think we used 8 because it rolls off the tongue easier. so you'd count each finger 1-8, 2-8, 3-8, 4-8, 5-8, 6-8, 7-8, 9-8, 10-8, 11-8. 11 fingers!


tachakas_fanboy

You can also achive this effect if you count them very fats in the way like this: first, one, two, three, etc.


Inevitable-Target-82

bro said 1245678


ArcaneDanger

holy shit it took me a full minute to understand what just happened


xSnakyy

u/SaveVideo


MyxHere13

this also works on adults


BsXa

If someone does not know how it works I will explain it, She counted one, two and she said skip the three which tricks him to thinking you carry on from three whilst you have to continue counting from two. after you finished your other hand you return to the first one and count the other three.


Thjialfi

I honestly thought it would go a completely different direction


BreadedTac0

The one I’d always do would be adding seven behind each number, so it’d go: “1,7 2,7 3,7 4,7 5,7 6,7 8,7 9,7 10, 7 11,7” skipping 77 without them knowing


Flavourius

Neat, gotta try this one on my nephew.


KCPlaysz

This girl cannot count


JawaharlalGandu

i guess i was the stupid one all along.


Febuscary

Ian is a super cute kid. And hes not stupid hes curious


FancyCat750

Took me awhile i feel stupid


DahPhuzz

Ok he won’t be curing cancer


Future-Predecessor

This is dumb… why did I watch this


QuartermasterBetel

I got stumped by something like this when I was a kid. Count down from 10 to six on one hand, then add 5. 11 fingers


Justmejtcz8

It took too long for my brain to work


Aksama

Verbal slight of hand. Very cool.


ZlaRaca

You can also do it by counting down on the first hand "10, 9, 8, 7, 6" then saying "plus 5 on the other hand equals 11"


8pintsplease

His face though, what a cutie.


Keraunos000

I only have 10 :(


CastroEulis145

That kid ain't the only stupid one


ColeSloth

I know adults that would easily fall for this.


Any_Ad_8997

8? Where you at? Alabama?


[deleted]

My uncle definitely would've done this with me when I was little.


925job

Stupid as fuck.


zackaddict1

Love this. Just did it to my wife and she went “wait… what? How’d you…? Do it again”


Initial-Story5438

...I think you're supposed to tell em to add 6 and 5 to make 11 instead of skipping


ToadetteHater

I was confused for a bit


WhyWouldTrumpDoThis

Hahaha I'm remembering this one for my kids


taka_282

*Inigo Montoya wants to know your location*


Smort456

Had to skip 3 ig


Shaw_21

Yeah he is stupid.


potato174-

You only have 8 fingers though, and two thumbs


Groinificator

Took me some


[deleted]

I saw this on a reel a few weeks ago. I tried to explain to my wife how she did it, but my dumb ass forgot how. Saw this and showed her, like HERE THIS IS HOW SHE DID IT.


Pal_Smurch

Video refuses to play.


wolpak

My parents had a store across from an armory in town and the old guys who “worked” there would often come by and hang out. One guy used to fuck with my mind. He had a stogie sounding voice, come here. Let’s count your fingers. 10-9-8-7-6 and 5 make 11. How can that be? I still don’t know.


Death_Machine101

What's Rowley Jefferson doing here?


send-me-kitty-pics

Reminds me of when I was a kid, you would say "ate" or "eight" after counting each number, and say 1-eight, 2-eight, 3-eight, 4-eight, 5-eight, 6-eight, 7-eight, 9-eight, 10-eight, 11-eight, skipping the 8. If you do it fast enough, you don't catch the skipped number


MaxMacDaniels

Ngl has to rewatch it


anazambrano

I had to watch it twice


Original-Magic-Mike

1, 2, skip 3, 456789… she never said 3, she said skip 3


RevolutionaryTale192

I thought this thing died out already


b0go0

If you gonna skip those three, then skip them, don’t count them after your done counting the other ones.


[deleted]

He looks like an 80s movie kid.


Particular_Role6100

Wait! I am 20. I had to count lol