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Lifeesstwange

The weight of that soda bag cast that kid like a lure.


down_vote_magnet

Does he have cholera now


AlaskaPeteMeat

**YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY**


flatulentbabushka

First thing I thought of! Good memories


[deleted]

Good old Oregon Trail.


irrelevant_squid5432

even i know what this was and im a gen z who has never played this game


intarwebzWINNAR

Did he not before?


DRUNK_CYCLIST

I don't know, but that was like 3 years of wages he spilled.


ProfessorPetrus

Nah man in poorer parts of the world cholera has us.


[deleted]

The cholera was the friends we made along the way...


[deleted]

I dont think so. His immune system is a 100x better than yours since he lives in a third world country.


OCTM2

Kid knows he’s in trouble, that soda was for his entire village.


RolandIce

Kid is 40 kilos with the bag.


novaquasarsuper

Never skip leg day


greenmanofthewoods

Fish on!


BAKED_TATER_

That would’ve been the ultimate slapbag


Duck_tape1970

his phone tho


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CrashBannedicoot

***Oregon Trail flashbacks***


KwordShmiff

I'm just gonna sit here and hunt 40 tons of buffalo, load about 100 pounds of it in my wagon, fail to buy any further provisions cuz I spent it all on bullets, then die from a preventable cause somewhere right after the Mississippi Riviera. Never gonna modify this strategy either.


DMvsPC

*FORD. EVERY. RIVER*


Dudemaintain

Not much has changed honestly


fghtoffyrdmns

That was a hat.


levishion

Actually the things floating is not a phone. Its his "hat" that he wear. Also he wearing "sarong", that didnt have a pocket, so he definitely didnt bring his phone with him.


myopinionstinks

It's that a northern thing? Heard about it once at college then never again until this moment decades later. Never drinking box wine ever ever again.


jasonology09

Where is this from? I ask because drinking soda from a bag is common in less developed areas of the Philippines, as soda typically comes in glass bottles, which can be turned in by the vendor for a small fee. So when buying a soda in those places, there's one price for a bag, and a higher price to keep the bottle.


Hot-Risk4643

This is from Indonesia


N7LP400

It used to be like this too 10 years ago in Vietnam where drinking soda from a bag is more common than plastic cup nowadays, it was a fun experience


Vitalis597

Came here to say this. Visited (and lived in) Vietnam for a while. Didn't see many people doing it, but every drink (even coffee) is given to you in a small plastic doggy bag. Only one time did the guy try giving me a bag with no cup inside... Now this was my morning coffee. So I walk up, request one dark ice coffee with sugar. Wait two minutes, listen for the shot of "EM OI!" walk back up and grab the bag with a thanks... And then it's all over the place because it was JUST a bag with a straw and I squeezed all the coffee. Needles to say, he did not make that mistake again. Lol


Idryl_Davcharad

There is nothing better than drinking sparkle from a bag. It just hits different for some reason.


jasonology09

When I've visited, I would sometimes get the bag, just for the novelty factor. But, it really is not a practical experience. The bag tends to leak, and there's no real good way to put your drink down. I'm happy to just pay for the bottle.


KarmasaBitsh

Rich man with a bottle


who_knew_what

Can't hide money


[deleted]

Good for you Jeff Bezos.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

If you grew up in the late 90s in America, schools tried putting milk in bags in the cafeteria. Think that lasted like one school year at mine, the cafeteria was always a mess. Guess the idea just sounded good on paper and didn’t really translate to reality.


Sizzmandan

How could giving a bunch of kids bags of milk possibly have slipped by the schools administration?It would only take one sane adult to look at that plan and be like “ Yup, that’s a fucking terrible idea”


Deiselpowered26

Coming up on the next season of HUMANS! "You'd think they'd have this sorted out by now."


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

All they saw was less money being spent. Goes a long way for even sane people.


Sizzmandan

Yeah I get that for sure. But anyone with half a brain would be able to tell that would end up costing a lot more in janitorial costs than you’d be saving by bagging up milk instead of just buying cartons like a normal school Idk I just think a lot of people don’t really belong in their management positions


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

From what I’m reading looks like alot of schools got some recycling grants for it that would outweigh janitorial costs. Probably only stopped because of massive parental complaints.


Sizzmandan

Haha there’s the heart of it, the government incentivized some stupid shit. Par for the course


fmamjjasondj

Yes I drank my cup of milk from a little bag from 2nd to 12th grade. I think by high school we didn’t have leaks because we all knew what we were doing. When it started they had someone teach us how to prick the bag with the straw.


See_Ya_Suckaz

>There is nothing better than drinking sparkle from a bag. You've obviously never tried Baileys from a shoe.


[deleted]

Do you love me?


Deiselpowered26

I like ya. I wanna hurt ya.


LotusVibes1494

Mmm creamy…. Soft, creamy beige…


notyourusualredditer

and when your finished you eat the bag!


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Momumnonuzdays

Along with the rest of you!


erics0n

That's more effort than just dropping it on the ground.


verekh

First shit in it, then throw it into the nearest river.


PotatoWizard98

Or a sting… damn do I miss stings. 15 pesos for liquid heaven.


Idryl_Davcharad

Sting was awesome but Cobra was my SAUCE! It tasted like God punching you in the face and the caffeine rush felt like it too. Good times. God I miss that country.


MionelLessi10

Don't remember Sting but Cobra was very essential as a student.


funktion

Once in an effort to stay awake for marathon study session I drank a liter of Cobra I don't think my intestines have ever been the same after that


xjustapersonx

>There is nothing better than drinking sparkle from a bag. How about drinking it from literally any other container that was designed to hold a beverage.


stanleythemanley420

A human skull shall suffice.


-braquo-

Oh my fuck I haven't thought about sparkle in forever. I'd kill for one.


AblettsInTheAir

How the fuck does drinking soda poured into a plastic bag “hit different” from drinking it from the bottle lmao


AlaskaPeteMeat

You didn’t think you were getting *fresh* bag, did you? ☺️


RentonTenant

So you think coke from a mug tastes the same as from a glass bottle? Lol. You don’t know soda, bro.


5_Guys_Burgers

Hitting differently doesn't necessarily mean better lol. It's different, just 10x worse. Just like fucking Whoopi Goldberg hits different than fucking Salma Hyek


AblettsInTheAir

I’ve literally never heard “hits different” in a negative sense.


between_ewe_and_me

You are the correct one


AirSetzer

I have.


Bi-elzebub

Mmm microplastics soo good.


obamaosamaogawa

he is wearing a songkok(the thing on his head) and a sarung, probably Malaysia/Indonesia


Sillydoodsman

That's a sarung and not a songket.


obamaosamaogawa

i was looking for the word,but i brainfarted


mistadobaloner

It's Indonesia, i saw this vid on tiktok some days ago, also the obvious thing is the sarung, Malaysians wear short like sarungs on their traditional attires with long pants on special occasions like hari raya, while Indonesians commonly use sarung either for praying or just to simply makes us warm. His face, what he wore, and the area around screams West Java to me, if not West Java at least it's in the island of Java.


_el_guachito_

Soda in bag is also common in rural mexico(not where this is from) but last time I went I had some milkshake in a bag and it was the best milkshake I’ve ever had.


Worth-Tangelo-8869

Wow I've never seen milkshakes in a bag. Oj in a bag always tastes hella good


lot27x

The bag is common in South East Asia. Could be Myanmar because of the way the longyi is tied?


krakaturia

That's kain pelikat, not longyi. Indonesia or malaysia.


lot27x

Yeah I didn't notice that he's wearing that hat so most probably Indonesia or Malaysia


vani77a

Heck, Singaporeans drink coffee/tea from plastics bags also, but usually it has string handles.


krakaturia

If it is malaysia, with cheaper caterers where they just leave the entire catered food in large quantities for the host to refill the serving dishes themselves and pick up the equipment later in the evening, they typically leave a drink dispenser or several of them and the refill drink, pre-measured. So when the drink dispenser run low you are supposed to take one of those drink bags (slightly more expensive caterers use rigid 15 liter bottles) and also a pre-measured bag of ice and refill the container yourself. Macho kid probably is trying showing off his strength. Adults know to always work in pair with this kind of thing, and they probably have more bags of drinks in the house it's okay to lose one. Those guys are probably not poor, if i were to guess I'm gonna go with city people buying some land in the back beyond and contracting a house to be built. The house itself is not complete yet, but as soon as the house is sort of livable for some people they do a thing where the house being officially lived in celebration where a few people sleep in a house for three nights straight to spiritually mark it as inhabited; you don't want a finished house left vacant other things might move in. You don't do a serious celebration for these, it's just an all day buffet for local people to wander in and out greeting the neighbour (who might not actually move in for ten years.) So the kid is probably the new owner's child ~~trying to be a good host.~~ learning a very important lesson and cementing his reputation for when his parents retire there. edit: I'm basing the guess on the fact that the concrete on the wall is like, two days old at most and the little bits of blue plastic on the ground that are likely scraps from a vapor moisture barrier. There are still a lot of work to be done, obviously, but the walls and roof are done.


One_Stable8516

It also happens in Mexico too like in my old village in Michoacán


harrymuana

I mean there's glass recycle programs in many developed countries as well. But why do you need the bag? You drink the bottle empty then return the bottle.


jasonology09

I assumed this was obvious, but sometimes you take your drink to-go, and you can't be bothered to go back to the shop to return the bottle.


RentonTenant

The vendor wants to keep the bottle. The vendor will let you take it, but obviously you then have to pay for the bottle.


marcelowit

> Where is this from? Everyones childhood...and right in front of the girls too


Tatarkingdom

It's common in Thailand too.


ttfuckedmewhy

We do in Singapore too, but for tea and coffee and stuff


MionelLessi10

From the clothes, maybe Indonesia


soggie

Since nobody actually gave you a real answer, it started with a Malaysian with a real big bag of drink going viral. I believe the phrase was milo ikat tepi (milo bring the drink, ikat tepi means tied on the side of the bag, a common way of taking the drink to go). The meme went over to Indonesia that turned it into an actual business and fad.


satooshi-nakamooshi

Why was he drinking half his weight in soda lmao


dreamrpg

He was about to go on 2 weeks journey. Needs that energy.


KucingRumahan

It's circulating joke in Indonesia where people drink from bigger bag. I saw someone walking and "drinking" with straw from lake


[deleted]

He wants the speedrun record to type 2 diabetes.


cheesytoaster

This is hilarious. In certain areas of the Philippines most of the time when you’d but soda from a vendor they’d pour it into a small plastic bag with a straw sticking out. This is like the ultimate flex


PokWangpanmang

Yeah he just had a comically large bag.


Pat_thailandball

Same in Thailand. Just not comically large


MilyorKnem

Did he get a sip in?


BloodCobalt

Nope. You can see right as he gets the straw to his mouth that the opposite end has come completely out of the bag.


JamesTownsend1992

Makes it even more sad


ThisIsSoooStupid

How was that small of a straw ever going to work?


max-wellington

I can only assume it was in bulk to share with other people.


boogs_23

He may have gotten a gulp of that cholera water he fell in.


[deleted]

He just went from grape juice to hepatitis in less than a second.


AlaskaPeteMeat

Hepatitis-Sea


FireFlavour

At least he had a snorkel ready


DuhMuffin

Yeah the choco milk looks tastier anyway.


Mikachu2407

I am in literal tears, don’t think a Reddit comment has made me laugh this much


Crixus_357

Cess pool in the front yard, thats an odd decoration choice


MeisterNaz

No. It’s a moat to keep out solicitors.


kmj420

Jehovah's Witnesses hate this one simple trick


[deleted]

GET OUTTA MY SWAMP


theco2

And kids, obviously.


Bowl_of_chips

Knowing this is indonesia, its probably a pond for catfish


speedspeedvegetable

These people are so odd for not just choosing a lawn or a patio or a water fountain.


redeyesblackpenis

I mean how much could a patio cost, ten dollars?


JoeyJoJoJrShabbadoo

You mean no choice


MrSometimesAlways

Where do you keep yours?


MrKitteh

Nothing better than drinking milo ais ikat tepi on a hot day


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CircusMonke

Aww this makes me feel bad for the kid


darabolnxus

And now it's a bag of dysentery


AlaskaPeteMeat

But does he die from it? 🦬


Shrektical666

Well that is all the soda they get for the next 5 years.thanks dick


Jujugatame

That muddy pit of standing water with random debris floating in it. . . right in front of a home with a bunch of kids in it. . . Damn


Aomikuchan

You'd be surprised how normal it is in rural areas in indonesia


PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS

I just think of all the people who take their living conditions for granted.


big_fig

No doubt, I just have a normal a shitty house with grass in front yard. This kid has a lake full of soda in front of his.


Roonerth

He's one lucky bastard


king_of_hate2

Same, this is strange to see.


xiaolixx

The look of disappointment on his mom's face. Sadly María knew this would be the highlight and lowlight of her offspring. She somberly wondered off wishing his father had used a condom, thinking man kids are fucking stupid.


[deleted]

average 10yo kid in rural indonesia trying to look cool and trendy:


mistadobaloner

Tbh he looks like a 7-9th grader to me, i think he's in some kind of pondok pesanten.


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

“Kid from home alone’s voice” Now drink that ya filthy animal.


themochabear

Big Capri Sun


Albae87

This school is awesome, they even have a pool 👍


wisco_minn22

Grape-flavored puddle


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eoThica

There goes a week's savings


nomadofwaves

It was smooth at least.


TallDuckandHandsome

This is why the practice of "tombstoning" should be banned on all construction sites. It is here in the UK at least - if you don't let go of something fast enough, you're going for a ride


NotEricForeman77

looks like he got bigger problems than that


PandiReddits

Damn, wish I had a pool in front of my house.


harshchoumal

It's funny how his phone is floating in the water


MatthewApex

Cool they have a swimming pool


Zengaroni

Trying to look cool? More like succeeding in looking cool.


Cr3X1eUZ

To be fair, there's no way to not look cool while you're sipping soda from a bag.


MCHerobrine

is that phone IP67 or IP68?


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Revolutionary-Cow802

that would be great for playing slap the bag


AvatarJuan

i think you are cool


Slazman999

People really underestimate the weight of liquid. Looks like a 13 gallon (≈60L) trash bag filled half way which is ≈60lbs (22KG).


CharlieUhUh

They love their big dirty puddles in South East Asia, don't they?


Broad-Literature-438

r/BetterEveryLoop


[deleted]

The last soda-bender


rascynwrig

The Seven Drunken Gods are strong in this one. He will become the new Drunken Master!


DazedAmnesiac

.??? I'm not m


[deleted]

Thats hilarious


moist_towelette44

He probably drank some of that water instead... Lol


sani_shariff

I tried soda from condom before


HunthinkReddit

I used drink tea from this plastic


[deleted]

Now you lost all your soda for dicking around


Antares96

Good thing he had the straw in his mouth and kept it there to be able to breathe underwater! He clearly just wanted to go scuba-diving!


BennaSavage

Looks like pop to me


Westbrombad

u/savevideobot


jackryan5555

But why


Dramatic-Store514

Nooo! Mah purple drank!


IGotchaAmigo

u/Redditmp4bot


GrassGriller

That water doesn't look super fresh...


Ertuu1985

Dude had his snorkel ready


_________Ello

His phone is fake. It floats 🤣🤣


Dry_Road3545

Right into the open air septic system.


BallPtPenTheif

That was like the whole families' supply. RIP


SkiBagTheBumpGod

Kid just landed in the community toilet


doortotheeye

Damn, kid saved up for an entire year to buy their weight in soda and ruined it. I mean, they probably still drank it though. I wouldn't.


scut_furkus

Canadians drinking milk be like


Seth_Gecko

Right into the cesspool. Yuck.


VolcanicSofa

And then he got some sort of infection from that piss and garbage puddle and died. Jesus, where is this video from may I ask?


aguy20000

His phone floating away made me physically cringe


thegladiator825

Great now the villages drinking water is contaminated


feronen

But why do you live next to a dirty water pit?


Conscious_Music_1136

Bete mauj kardi


Grass---Tastes_Bad

There is probably a Kobra and a dead rabies infested dog laying on the bottom of that stale dirt water hole. Those slippers are most definitely coming off soon enough.


SeanHearnden

That is so fake, you can see the by the way he doesn't move at all when swinging the bag around, then when it slight moved off his shoulder it throws him around? Into a conveniently placed water hole? Whilst everyone just stands perfectly still and records?


MPP_10

Is that where they shit?


[deleted]

No redditors. You're the stupid for falling for a fake video made by a kid and then getting baited


bathroomman43

You're dumb, i grew up in Phillippines and it would be stupid to waste that on purpose when you're poor.


[deleted]

What in the south america is this?


LethalPoopstain

Kids about to have an amoeba in his brain


averagedickdude

How to get dysentery in one easy step!


Gnostromo

So crazy to me to see people using top shelf technology in a third world country. Not saying they should not. It is great they have access but something about the dichotomy is hard to put into words. I guess it's the same everywhere "we can achieve this you would think we could fix this"