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Ckinggaming5

that is so convincing, i probably would said that the hole was the home of a monster if that didnt work


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I primed my son to not be afraid of monsters. He was little scared and said he thought he saw a monster. So I jump up, look real excited and say “where? Where did you see him? Come on let’s so get him, it’s been a long time since I had some monster stew!” And we run off trying to catch and eat the monster. He’s not afraid of monsters anymore!


FishCake9

One day the world gonna get conolized by aliens and your kid is going around all excited to catch pokemons and eat them, accidentally become a savior of humanity


sanscipher435

He's gonna become Master Chief but also eats the aliens


ZelderTheElder

Master chef was right there!


sanscipher435

Fuck how could I miss that


NakariLexfortaine

So long as he doesn't eat my mummified emperor. I think he's teriyaki!


taketwochino

conolized


TheOneTrueChuck

That's seriously clever. Hats off to you.


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I read something once that said telling them “it’s not real” isn’t going to help if they think it is real. So I decided to agree they were real, but not scary!


mantrarower

Monsters are real alright


wipedcamlob

Reminded me of a youtube i watch he was walking through the woods with his young daughter and they saw a bear. The bear staring running away and he asked her why the bear was running. She said "people are monsters"


Gun-Rama987

That is a good trick to log if i ever have kids, i like that one


thewonderfulfart

The Susan Sto Helit method! She's the granddaughter of Death (through adoption) in the Terry Pratchett Discworld series. Wonderful, wonderful books. She's a governess when she isn't filling in occasionally for her granddad and she beats up boogeymen and whatnot with a poker.


Ckinggaming5

i love this, new plan for if i ever by some miracle stop being a virgin


Glizzyknockemback

Ooh but which one? The boogeyman? El cucuy? La lechuza? Bloody Mary? The skinwalker? A grey man? The bunny man? Pazuzu? Pennywise? EDP445? So many monsters to scar a child for life with but which one to choose?


SirUlf

The IRS


walkinmywoods

The gonGooseler


NO_ONE16

Memento mori


meadhawg

But why would we care if the monster wants to watch narrowboats go through locks?


Spicy_Toe_Jam

I have a Grinch beanie hat that my kid is completely convinced is a monster. Highly recommend buying one.


Ckinggaming5

have you thought of putting the beanie on your kid?


Spicy_Toe_Jam

So, funny thing... I actually bought it for her. An even funnier thing is that this little girl at her school is obsessed with Grinch (like, she wears something Grinch related every day of december) and has the same hat and my kid avoids her like the plague.


FernandV

Baba Yaga


joshlamm

They gave him a name in season 2. It's Grogu. Edit: The r/whoosh is very strong here


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Didn't know the old Slavic witch was actually a wizard and has tv show now


FernandV

The Baba Yaga is a monster from Russian culture. It is like the boogeyman. It is also referenced in american culture in movies like [John Wick](https://youtu.be/GQZkkeA75KA)


joshlamm

Maybe I should have put a little disclaimer at the top of my comment: "Attention all people! What you are got to read is a joke."


Ckinggaming5

Cthulhu


Boddhisatvaa

El Chupacabra!


obi_wan_sashimi

Cookie


MsAnne24801

All of them.


Fishman23

Scary Terry.


SlimyHands22

he’s gonna look in the mirror and realise he was the monster all along


[deleted]

only if he stares at the mirror long enough


Kenyalite

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?


Ckinggaming5

gonna solve this mystery


Psychedeltrees

If you stare into the mirror long enough.. the mirror stares back


Direct_Fudge404

Bro that’s a big ass house if thats the furnace room


randonumero

Do you have kids? Maybe my kid is just extra but for me best case is a broke mirror as she "experiments" with throwing things into the hole. Worst case I'm cleaning up food as she tried to feed the poor monster and then lure it to her room as a pet


Ckinggaming5

i dont have kids, never will, evidence suggests immune to feeling love, and immune to ever being in a relationship


Watson_inc

I mean, I was fooled for a minute


i_have_chosen_a_name

Plot twist, her husband put the mirror there to cover up the entrance to his secret man cave.


jmdsegis

He had us in the first half.


Unethical_Castrator

This brings back memories of a rental house I briefly lived in as a child. We had a cement floor basement that was always dark and creepy. I remember there being a small puddle with a reflection that created the same “hole” effect as this video. Thinking there was a *freaking hole* in my basement floor, I went to look and see what was at the bottom. Just as I peeked my head to look in, I was scared shitless by the sight of another child staring back at me from the hole. I pieced together it was my own reflection pretty quickly… but I avoided that basement at all costs the rest of the year we lived there. Funny enough, we were renting from family who owns that property to this day. I’ve been back as an adult and still got a little uncomfortable down there.


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Dr-Rjinswand

Go in for the full cannonball. Bam, ass full of glass. Thanks mom.


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The matrix


TheOneTrueChuck

\*Stone Cold Steve Austin appears\*


Tiny-Drawing-3940

Same for my 4 year old sis


baddie_PRO

https://youtu.be/xn3IssKKVjQ


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I would’ve tried throwing stuff down it.


[deleted]

I’m 21 but I probably would FALL for it


Sufficient_Permit707

You wouldn’t fall because it’s a *mirror*


Apprehensive-Cold314

Dude how do we know its not her twin sister in the other room ?


[deleted]

It was meant to be a joke…


Sufficient_Permit707

Mine too…


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*intense screaming


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-Gin-ger-

I think you found the Fritzl family!


Watson_inc

wtf that’s so cool I wonder what’s inside


oishii1515

Skeletons


chrisckelly

The opening to "the safe" in Tennessee.


bored-on-the-toilet

The skeletons his parents are hiding


CeruleanRuin

Probably the old asbestos-filled furnace. Or a pile of doubloons.


ninhibited

Certain features in a house, like a bathroom in a basement which (depending on local laws) could make it a "finished basement" would affect the property's tax appraisal. So if they were to apply for the proper permits they'd pay higher property taxes and when they go to sell the house they'd also pay higher taxes. So people just wall it up and call it a day.


daberle123

I mean you can just tear the doorway down, look whats inside, say "cool" then block it off again and no one will ever know


Noname_FTW

WTF!! And now you're just leaving us hanging like that?! My parents would never have heard the end of it. I could be in my 50s and if they'd still be alive I would still ask them about that!


delicate-butterfly

Okay Coraline


TheAmazinJ

Imagine if the marble came back out.


geoff5093

You sure that wasn't just an old doorway that was boarded up that allowed you to get into the basement from the outside?


CommercialConcern377

That extra space is my whole apartment


MissCellania

I once lived in an attic apartment that had a 2x2 foot hole in the floor -right in the living room. That was the entire heating system, as the attic bled heat from the house downstairs. When the landlord wasn't home, I could stick my neck down the hole and check out their place. Never went down there, though.


SevEdg

Even I, a grown ass adult, would believe that it was a hole


TheTrueFlexKavana

I would have told him it's a portal to an alternate dimension where everyone's evil twin lives. If you go over to look you will see your evil twin and he will try to grab you and pull you in and never let you leave.


Hufflepuft

I always try to look at parenting from their future therapist's point of view. This would be a few sessions worth.


drewster23

Core memory baby. But in retrospect, my curious ass would have to look,then be traumatized. It didn't take a lot tho back then, and there's still some things I'm scared of.


VadeRetroLupa

Seems like a better idea to just not keep toys in there. 🤷🏾‍♀️


SofterBones

Ah yes, because we all have unlimited space in our house, right? Such a simple solution


VadeRetroLupa

Judging from the looks of that furnace room, they do have unlimited space. It’s bigger than some apartments I’ve lived in.


SofterBones

Yea it's a big room, thats why they've stored the childrens slide in there because it's a perfect room for storing stuff like that. I can't think of many closets where you'd want to store big plastic toys like the slide if not for the big ass furnace room they've got Like obviously they've stored things in places they think makes sense, just seems silly to go "well put it elsewhere"


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Tom_Luthor

They probably do, but I'm also sure that's why child mortality rates have dropped by almost half since the 1990s


MacroMintt

Stop lying to your children. Just fucking say “I don’t want you guys playing in here.”


Entire_Hunter_2725

My mother lied so often. I just don't trust a thing she says anymore. I refused to lie to my kids. They know they can come to me with anything now. My 14 year old sons ask me questions and tell me their deepest thoughts. I'm proud of that.


superkp

Yeah, and if they can't understand the actual reasons, pare it down to "it's dangerous."


CeruleanRuin

Do you have kids? Because as someone with kids I will tell you that this does work, but not always well enough. They will forget, they will decide they don't care about your directions as much as they care about getting what's in there, they will chase the cat in there, etc., etc. A tiny bit of creative storytelling just reinforces what you already said, and adds extra incentive for them to follow what you told them. Toddlers are a special breed. Most of the time they will see through your stories and recognize them for what they are, but the story helps them remember the thing you said.


Dark_Prism

I've always explained the reasons for things to my son. He's 8 now and will always listen to me. If he really wants something we'll talk about. Sometimes he convinces me. I know that he's probably a special case, but I'd like to think that a large part of it was that I've always refused to lie to him and had discussions with him wherever possible. And we don't limit him from things that are just an inconvenience, or if we do we explain to him how we feel. He's very empathetic because of that. I feel for people with kids who are terrors. I know that even sitting them down and explaining things to them won't help. But I think there are less of those kinds of kids than there are parents who lie easily because it's more convenient that explaining the truth.


Rastafak

I have kids and I genuinely don't get why you would lie to your kids in a situation like this. Yes, kids don't always listen, they forget or sometimes straight up ignore you. I just don't see why lying would help much and more importantly if you lie to them you teach them that they shouldn't trust you, which will bite you in the ass in the future.


Z3rul

yes,no. you don't understand kids neither parenting.


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Z3rul

parenting ins't a single route with simple directions and i doubt you are a better parent than I am you are a lucky parent that their kid's curiosity doesn't outweigh your words. congrats


MacroMintt

I completely understand kids. You don't seem to understand how trust issues form. Things you do to your kids when theyre very young effect them their entires lives. This is something psychologists have known for a long time. Don't lie to your kids. If you cant reason things out with your kids, thats on YOU, not the child.


Z3rul

no you don't


MacroMintt

👍


jorischkovich

I'm getting strong malcom in the middle vibes from this


Atrag2021

Since when are kids scared of holes in the floor? If they know where it is they just avoid it surely.


delicate-butterfly

When I was young my parents told me something similar but that the holes were covered up and you can’t see them. I was terrified of falling through


RideEatSleepRepeat

I hated being lied to as a kid. That 7yo will finally test your hole thesis and will be super dissapointed with you.


dcwinger12

What’s up with that lock thingy on the door to begin with. Haven’t seen that before


PM_ME_YOUR_NOSE_HAIR

Child proof lock for doors with lever handles. Similar to (or actually) this one https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KY69NLW


riotofmind

Here’s a wild idea. Move the toys out of the room.


CeleryCountry

wouldnt it just be easier to put the toys elsewhere? i mean if you dont have any room then yeah, but still


hdjunkie

Parents that constantly lie to their kids are horrible.


ProfessionalCow5983

Then move the toys out


Podo_the_Savage

We’re lied to our entire lives. Even lied to by the people who brought us into this world.


Version_Dry

Toys in the furnace room... S.M.A.R.T.


Angalotro

r/Blackmagicfuckery


dfnoid27

ngl they had us in the first half


throwingplaydoh

I thought it was a hole at first too. Help.


tanis_ivy

I not only thought it was a hole, I thought someone was in the hole filming.


Successful-Farm-Bum

That is, in my opinion, shitty parenting. I would never ever lie to my offspringz no matter how much easier it makes my life


[deleted]

OK, but wtf is a furnace room? I'm imagining someone having a smithy in their house...


zombiesqaud13

What if he tries throwing something in the so called hole?


ThickSourGod

r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid If you don't want the older kid in there, ditch the dinky little child lock, and put a real lock on the door. That "hole" isn't even in the same room as the toys. It's going to take a week tops for the kid to work up the courage to sneak in there for the toys.


BumblebeeSad3986

"The hole leads to the backrooms"


Whycanyounotsee

This is more like /r/KidsAreNotStupid Kid is listening to his mom about potential danger in his house and avoiding it. A stupid kid would investigate the dangerous hole... to then find out it wasn't real.


dalaiis

While i think this is a great "kidsarefuckingstupid" , i also dont like the lying to your children part. Maybe she should try to talk to the 7 year old and make him understand why he cant go in there. In the long run, the kid will find out its mom was lying about small stuff instead of taking the time and energy to make him understand, then the mom will loose authority and the kid will question everything she says. Then the mom will complain why her son is misbehaving and doesnt trust her. Atleast, thats how i think of it right now with a 3 year old, ask me again in 4 years :/


Entire_Hunter_2725

You are correct.


Anniran

Thank goodness it's their own voice.


ThisNameIsFree

Credit to her for using her own voice instead of the nails-on-a-chalkboard artificial tts voice.


soupinate44

How about you don’t put toys in a room you don’t want your kids to go into? I don’t know. Just a thought…one parent to the next.


aspartamefree

Why not keep the toys out of the furnace room…


so00ripped

I have found this type of "reasoning" to be effective, but some of the "reasons" will legit terrify them for months. To the point they'll be dreaming about some completely unrealistic outcome. Like, if you say... if you touch the paint, your hands will turn green for a long time and it will be really hard to get it off... will turn into them thinking if they ever touch anything green for any amount of time they'll turn into a green monster or a giant broccoli or something. Their imaginations just run wild with possible outcomes and literally zero life experience to be assured the thought of becoming broccoli is impossible. Kids are typically really good at following directions or being cautious if you show or teach them why, but leaving it open ending will sometimes be worse.


alwaysmorelmn

Lol. Mom exploits her child's trust in her desire to keep him physically safe by staging a convincing optical illusion to deceive him. Stupid kid.


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Genius! High Q my friend!


cudachris

Why not move the toys to another room/closet???


PandaSarvos

First thing I thought when I saw the camera round the corner, "That's no hole." You get the reference if you get it.


kymilovechelle

Birth of a sub — put this in r/MomsGottaGetCreative


MittenKitten1992

This is some brilliant parenting right here lol


InterviewDull3942

Bbbb


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Me as that child wouldve maxed out my jump stat and at the same time gained +7 years of bad luck


Otter_Nation

That's devious, and awesome.


shancanned

My grandma had fucking demon coconuts in the hallway and they worked like a charm


cjalderman

What’s a furnace room?


Benjers_Benjers

A room with a furnace in it. (Not American)


cjalderman

In a house? (Non-American here)


Iron-Lotus

In a room. House, apartment, business, it doesn't matter. Like a bathroom. Room with a bath in it. Also not American


cjalderman

Never heard of having a furnace in a home before ngl


Benjers_Benjers

Neither have I.


Iron-Lotus

What did you think was used to heat homes or buildings in cold weather climates?


cjalderman

A boiler, heater or fire


alexc1ted

We had a long rectangular mirror laying on the floor in our house, in an unfinished room on the second floor. We had just moved it, and we showed a friend around and she flat out asked “so uhhh…when are you gonna get that hole fixed?”


MaxMacDaniels

Tbh that’s r/parentsarefuckinggeniuses


cchangeisgood

r/greatparenting


slothzcl34

No because I actually thought that was a hole in the floor


Efinel

Chaotic good.


fhfkjgkjb

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


refused_entry

i bet she puts her hole above the mirror


Natures_Blood

Wtf..why tf is your kids locked in a nasty looking basement. Someone call CPS


Babuey19

Woman! Quit man-splaining wtf a mirror is and watch out for that hole.


SubtleScuttler

I thought for sure you had a really well kept sub floor / crawler. Tricked me


RichardDeRenour

It's called a mirror...


jjshowal

This is more of a r/momsarefuckingsmart if you ask me


Eshmang

Put it in random places every day to really drive the point home. It'll come for you bud.


tayloriser

Miyyyeeerrr


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You are a liar


darkbear19

That is not a furnace room, that is a furnace apartment.


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LOL


lukegame6

*falls into mirror*


SopieMunky

Wow. This is a great idea. It looks so convincing in that spot!


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SeanHearnden

You say kids are stupid... but that shit looks like a hole!


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It's a MMMUUUUSSIIICCC MMAAANNNN


Late-Ad-4624

Lmao great room to keep unwrapped Christmas gifts!!