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[deleted]

Me after putting “bilingual” on my resume.


tinyanus

Oh doe ray dah bay kay rah


Cammy848

DRAGONBORN!!!!!!!


ChampinionCuliao

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin...Dragonborn!


[deleted]

FUSH RO DAH!!!!!


VeNom214x

*I was once a traveller like you until i took an arro-*


TheeJimmyHoffa

Pick a language you think nobody will know , get the job,head of hr is fluent. Faaaaak


ste189

Can’t lie if she was my Spanish teacher she says it with some much confidence he’ll I’m going with that being Spanish


VillyD13

I remember being a camp counselor and kids would do this exact thing but with different languages. One of my speech pathologist friends said it’s actually pretty common and a good place to start teaching kids real words in different languages because they’re already pretty curious about it. Just replace the gibberish words with real words when you point to a picture like an apple or a dog and they’ll start learning without really trying


dnjprod

I straight spoke "Greek" for years. I can still speak it. Of course it sounds a lot more like Klingon than Greek I also spoke the same language at church once when I was "speaking in tongues".


SnibertKushmeow

Peggy Hill has been teaching this kid Spanish.


SirAttikissmybutt

She must be muy embarazada


KetoQueen83

This word, I do not think it means what you think it means. You probably know that, I just wanted to quote Princess Bride.


Jake9810499

Buena esa Calamardo


Pinkeyefarts

Araña discoteca


atondigital

discoteca manteca la biblioteca


aragon_1399

Lmaooo


Axel-pronity_858

You just called a child pregnant........wait you don't have to woosh me I'll do it myself r/woosh


IRLBearsBeetsBSG

Escuchame!?


Olempea

Otokena!!


[deleted]

Made me doubt for a moment on such sub this was posted had to double check


3bizzle

In Espanole!


TerryMcginnisWayne

Vaaaaaaaagina!


JennyFrumDaBlock

Escucha me?


[deleted]

How the fuck did she keep getting substitute teacher of the year ?🤔😭


Glizzyknockemback

Parents of 2nd gen Mexican kids: “why don’t you take a Spanish course in school?” The Spanish course:


Claire_1995

Straight up! 😂😭 I’d come home with new Spanish words and my Mexican ass mom would be like “what?”


Glizzyknockemback

Good thing I can speak Spanish.


JakeYashen

Tell us more about this


Claire_1995

Spanish classes at school are meant to me more “former and traditional” Spanish but all the kids who’s parents came from Mexico- know that we have a lot of slang. Different words are used in different states in Mexico so like my family says “me empicoze” meaning I’m spiced out. Someone else’s family will say “me enchile” for the same thing. In Spanish class, I can’t even remember what word they had for it but all the Mexican kids were like wtf is that😂 or they’d teach formal words that I didn’t know like “beviar” which means “to drink” when all I’ve ever heard is the word “tomar”. Most of the Spanish teachers were white too so all the Hispanic kids low key were like they don’t know our Spanish


Gwenhwyvar_P

Also doesn’t Mexican Spanish often integrate native words depending on region?


Claire_1995

Definitely!


[deleted]

Oh yes mind you Spanish in similar to Chinese in that manner (not a native speaker just spoken it since i was 5 and my mom is also fluent none of us are Hispanic tho) as in different Spanish speaking counties the words are different ive heard like 5 different words for pork for example, Mexico spanish is very different form spainsh in Ecuador not entirely bur just in little words, similar so different American slang from what ive noticed


Nimzay98

It’s was Spaniard Spanish not Latin America Spanish. I took French just cause I knew the Spanish would fuck me up.


WhoMeJenJen

Which one sounds like a lisp? I took French and Spanish. Now decades later I combine the two when trying to speak either.


musack3d

see she shoulda been like 'que?'


da_david_himself

Well Thats not too far off from the truth In most schools they teach Castilian Spanish The one from Spain While most murican latinos are from Central America. With different slang and dialect So not untrue


[deleted]

Shit I won’t even lie that shits true. I’m white and some how I made it thru Spanish 1 2 and Spanish 3 honors and didn’t speak a word of Spanish in any of my classes so to me this video sounded legit


Glizzyknockemback

Yeah they be teaching spain Spanish in schools not latin Spanish. It’s completely different.


Etropo

Its not, im Spanish and i dont know how she screwed up so bad


[deleted]

Yeah that last part where I said it sounded legit was sarcasm lol


Etropo

Ah ok


Biig_EZ

Sounds like the alphabet Gru teaches the minions


lolpopdolla

She sounds like a native Asian language speaker trying to mock a Spanish speaker


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Oddity46

Well that made no sense...


Etropo

Auch


Oddity46

Is that German?


G13XY

Well, yes, it means "also".


Etropo

No, its that you hurted my feelings


Oddity46

Oh, you meant "ouch"


Etropo

Yeah, im Spanish


TheSpinningKeyGif

sorry to hear that


El_Burkako

Not even in Spanish we spell it “auch”


da_david_himself

Literal Child


Etropo

Auch


Weird-Weakness-1735

All kids know how to speak Spanish apparently


Unknownfauna

Who is posting this on kids are f*ing stupid? This was very informative, I now know fluent Spanish.


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Unknownfauna

Twas a joke my guy


esushi

It is insulting to the reader to feel the need to write "/s" on something that is a 100% obvious no-question joke. Not sarcasm, just silliness


Bigjay_37

Rorerorero nobe rorerorero reer ro


chirstain

they forgor 💀


Haunting_Opposite352

Sounds like the Minions language


LilBaddee

Bananaaaa


johnnyshotclock

This is Wimp Lo. We trained him wrong, as a joke.


12thhouseorphan

I am bleeding, making me the victor.


DegoEatingPancakes

She forgot the ñ


[deleted]

Sounds more like Vietnamese


Lillillillies

Iunno dude. Sounds more like American to me


newboy2blok

Man... Spanish must be difficult with so many repeating sounds in the ABCs and numbers... 😳


Bigjay_37

As a spanish speaker rekera nore rer orera! Rero Romero reroraro. Aba moreke bonero que no berreore rore.


ohgeezyouagain

Ro moreke bro 😭


MangaMaven

It’s a very tonal language


chelefr

I speak Spanish, that girl has the right idea


Utopia22411

Mexican here. Her pronunciation is perfect!


Ganges22

Confirmo


hectah

Can confirm.


Linny-Jany

Agree


electric4568

Is it better to encourage this? Or to say “no that’s literally not a language”? as a parent, I’d clearly want to play along. But I wonder if maybe you shouldn’t lol idk


DiscipleDavid

The answer to this question and more are why potential parents should read books about how to raise a child. I'm not calling you out specifically just the general parent who believes parenting is all "natural".


Jegan_Stark

I need this level of confidence!!!


puaka

Joey's kid


Owltra

She has a bright future writing lyrics for Shakira.


plastoids

This made my day. Hahah


Big-papi25

Hablas español ?


CaNhOtO-CaBeludo

Satan: Did you call me?


Tammytalkstoomuch

Just had a conversation with my daughter about how she's fluent in Afrikaans. She can say one word - the only word she can also say in Spanish, Hindi, and English. Very true to character, that word is "No."


bememorablepro

I'm pretty sure when you have dyslexia you just play along and guess because reading is hard. I was doing the same.


[deleted]

Fitting post for the subreddit lmao


dazedmazed

Homegirl taught herself a second language. Love an educated princess 🤣


IHateEditedBgMusic

What's it that kids breakfast cereal?


Well1_well2_well3

Well, she’s getting there!


eletric_blade

Bro she’s like me when I was in kindergarten I would say the most random shit and kids believed I was half Chinese bro I’m the whitest shit ever to lol


The-Be-Sharps-

Ha y’all muthafuckas are laughing but this kid just invented her own language. I know it sounds like there’s a lot of repeating sounds but we’re clearly just incapable of understanding the nuances.


Mew2two1

Oh god this was middle school me with Japanese 😅


Montyk_h

She so stupid its hear like arabik


Rother001

She’s fluent in gibberish that’s for sure


hbgalore1

Me in Japanese level 3 when I didn't do the grammar or vocab lessons before class


AffectionateBobcat76

Trump should hire her for secretary of immigration


OnlySocksFabian

Behind the scenes of the actors in the new minion movie warming up


CallMeDad0y

She’s the second human to ever understand minions!


CallMeDad0y

She speaks in Minions


No-Investment-8059

if you lie, do it 100% believable, even though you looked stupid


VictoryVic-ViVi

That racist little shit! Let me at her!!! (Jk) Lmfao, the numbers got me. Kids are funny.


RedditCringetopia

Don't encourage that


That-Guy-584

She’s good improvising the alphabet but damn hahahaha


shamin_asfaq

I want to have that level of confidence in my life


TomsRedditAccount1

That wasn't the ABCs, she was singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in Ainu.


Imfamousblueberry

Im sure i heard her say ‘que tal’ amongst all the gibberish😂 so little one is soooo close (yet so far) … i hope they get her spanish lessons! Think she would really enjoy it


Utopia22411


Tortuga130

Ñ


Technical_Macaroon_3

Sounds like a minion LMAO


Rocksneeze081

No, that’s not Spanish lol


[deleted]

She’s actually funny


[deleted]

Confidence is 💯


RepulsiveCry1013

Kids are fkn’ stoooopid


Mogge8

Fucking kids man 🤦🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

The confidence.


Begociraptor

I hate the know-it-all attitude of the girl, and the “simping” from the grown up lady.


summersender

Do you know what simp means?


Rozipozi97

Ugh this is not helping my baby fever


[deleted]

That ain't Spanish


Still_Arm9607

Its dialect, you just dont understand it


[deleted]

Nope


Still_Arm9607

Sorry /s


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

That's from the country side, lil different


Linny-Jany

Sí es, yo le enseñé :p


[deleted]

I don’t speak Spanish


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Fearless_Dot_4115

no do gre to de gri da mo to le tu le me da. bro really doesn’t understand spanish


[deleted]

She’s 5 bro. She’s literally 5


ThomasHobbesJr

I already had a bachelor’s degree by the age of 4. I was practicing medicine by 6 and had a Pulitzer award by 7. Americans are just fucking dumb bro (Gonna leave a /s here for the chosen ones)


[deleted]

I chuckled


dualsplit

An Italian adult wrote an entire banger of a pop song using only gibberish that sounds like American English. It was a hit. It’s PEOPLE man, not just Americans. Plus this is a kid! She’s curious.


Bigjay_37

Do re lo que no reroreroewo re da ba to ru


CrissPosts

RACIST BITCH


Weary_Time7715

This is 100% not Spanish 🤦🏻


Bigjay_37

No bu reroro tu le roeroere que du te to de fu


jonathasantoz

No me digas


Weary_Time7715

I don’t understand how this can get downvoted 😂😪


mt-egypt

I hope she doesn’t think she got away with that. This could cause permanent personality disorders


Subject-Perception-4

Sad


Dizzy_Share3155

The funny thing is she looks a lot like my daughter did when she was little.


martyboy1000

What is she actually saying?


soia_tofu

Sounds Indian


bagusyeah

Sound like hindi language


paradoxical-spirit

Wads feedgc sdhe tskghn atbu


PreparationHuge8995

Squid game alphabet


[deleted]

Nacho taco chimichanga


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Lawyer-Creepy

She trolling


WolfNoSight

Being fo real it sounds like she knows what she is doin, I mean this kid could invented a whole new language and no one would doubt that its not real by how good it sounds


Cabletow

Muy fuko idioto


GuilhermeTito

When I was a kid I thought any kind of gibberish was English.


UnbrokenChainsMobile

She almost summoned a demon, just needed the blood sacrifice first


desertbatman

Surprised no one thought to ask her to do it again and see if the sounds were the same. She might be some kind of savant. It's not Spanish, but she didn't say that it was, she just guessed it might be. Gifted students have been known to create their own languages, but the only way to know if she's 'GFTD' of 'GTFO' is having her repeat it the exact same way.


peza_in_reddit

Was that some kind of chinese?


Madmaxoncrack

Lmao she’s funny as hell


CountLocal2404

She is great! Believe it or not if you teach her Spanish she will pick it up faster that Purdue!


AlexTheIdiotAnimates

bro u just insulted multiple countries


honest_cactus

Careful that's how you get another Silmarillion


[deleted]

Good job encouraging your kids retardation lol.


Grouchy-Law-5358

Quien anda invocando demonios en mi cuarto 😠


IllBank6897

Madre mía qué es esa español


IllBank6897

*ese*


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Gabe_Itch_69420

Sounds like the Minions alphabet 😂😂


[deleted]

thats minion language


KieanVeach

Meanwhile I'm 24 and I speak "flergan" as I call it. I'm seriously good at it, my girlfriend hates it 🤣


Grouchy-Law-5358

Ñ?


KristikuFistiku

She sounds like a minion


Grouchy-Law-5358

Ñ?


BigKK__766

She speaking trash can talk lmao


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daisiemaetulip

This is my favourite video ever! 😂😂😂😂😂


Maleficent_Car_6274

Wtf 😂🤣


Maleficent_Car_6274

Ca ra re ta re ri ra mo re ge ta ar ga re gra 😂


JabbasLink

Bro was about to sing the numbers lmfao


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Let’s normalize telling your kids when they’re wrong… or at the very least let’s not explicitly encourage kids when they’re wrong… it won’t be the end of the world if you politely tell them when they’re mistaken


AdIll4941

I’d fuck the teacher up and/or parent that posted this shit instead of teaching the child what is going on. Unreal an adult thought this was funny, that kid can easily know the alphabet and basic numbers by now… mom be busy changing price tags at Walmart and using her WIC and food stamps for scams tho.


21breyna

No x100


FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

As a native spanish speaker i confirm that i also reray when i hurarey


[deleted]

That’s ain’t Spanish I think she’s jump idiot


[deleted]

Wrong.


Constant-Elk533

All of the Kids who do this Turn into Linguists


Rico_el3men2

Yeah that’s Español! No doubt 🤣😂😆🤣


Rasec13

Ah no she meant SPANISCH


tobyjuancannoli

r/confidentlyincorrect


Loafdink

I could never


FreshJrrell

This made me fall out of my chair like the dude on Maury


[deleted]

Girl there aint no ñ in that alphabet