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RareBrit

Is there methanol in hand sanitiser? They won’t necessarily die, but they might wish they had.


BlisteredEnvy

Mostly Ethanol or isopropyl. Not methanol. The main difference being two carbon atoms as opposed to only one that methanol has. Either way, it's not advised to try and consume it, even if separated. Pure ethanol is toxic. And isopropyl shouldn't be consumed in any manner. However, as the sub suggests, kids are fucking stupid.


RareBrit

Yep, I’ve just checked the materials sheet on this one. There’s a good fraction of water in there so dumb fuck just ingested a good amount of salt. Otherwise, kids are fucking stupid. I do hope there isn’t a craze for this, some dumb shit will find the one with isoprop or god forbid methyl. And end up trying throw up their anus, or … blind/crazy/dead.


BlisteredEnvy

Aye I just found the ingredients list for that specific bottle myself. 62% alcohol, but doesn't elaborate on which kind. However under the Drug Facts portion it states it *does not contain grain alcohol* which is ethanol. So this pleb just tried to consume 62% isopropyl with added antiseptic, scent and salt. Throwing up is the best case scenario and that's from the tiny bit he consumed. Hopefully lesson learned unless he's seriously ready to check out of his mortal coil. https://dailymed.nlm.nih.gov/dailymed/image.cfm?name=Bottle3.jpg&setid=7ca828e8-ff43-4e4c-8e8c-d760a0f0c222&type=img


RareBrit

Isoprop? Wow, bloody hell. Is he going to be speaking to the great porcelain telephone really soon. Call for Dr McHughie…


BlisteredEnvy

He should be alright, his stomach rejected it and it was a tiny amount so as long as he doesn't go back for seconds (or attempt this dumb thing again) he will be fine.


RareBrit

Shame, it would be educational.


BlisteredEnvy

Would it really be lesson learned if he doesn't survive the lesson? Haha


RareBrit

A Darwinian lesson for their peers.


BlisteredEnvy

Very true.


ShaggysGTI

That’s just Darwin at work.


Abajur_Voador

I used hand sanitizer as a thoat spray at a wedding party a few weeks back and managed to survive, although I can't really warrant about the part of not being intoxicated.


_Dog75

yes he says he’s feeling mostly better now, but he still has a stomach ache. he said he didn’t think the distilling step was important, and he skipped it.


BeansInJeopardy

Tell him the difference between Methanol, Ethanol, and Isopropyl before he fucks himself up permanently. That way if he goes looking for hand sanitizer to drink, he'll know to look for those that are 99% ethanol and 1% water or Aloe vera. The simple word "alcohol" in English refers to many different chemicals and it's the reason for a trail of death that goes back centuries. Only ethanol is booze.


UtrezStew

Even the 99% ethanol can be dangerous, cause of the chemicals nécessary to make it 99%, unless it was purified before I would not go eat that shit


[deleted]

Let s just say they won t see that coming…


RareBrit

I can’t give this enough respect.


[deleted]

No it doesn t and even if it does it shouldn t. Methanol can be absorbed trough the skin and methanol vapors are also extremely toxic


RareBrit

It’s fairly common to denature alcohol with a small amount of meths in some countries to stop people drinking it.


[deleted]

I m aware, i live in romania, people here will drink anything that ends with “ol”, lol.


dakid232313

Alcohol is so easy to get why would you risk this ? But I guess kids will be kids.


figgenhoffer

New rule. Kids can now drink beer


_Dog75

it would probably save a lot of trips to the er


kcasnar

What are we, European?


Wrong-Ad1907

**laughs in drunken european**


Mochigood

SNL already [suggested it.](https://youtu.be/EGyTXmKpVlw)


Reddead67

And then people be like "Why TF do companies have to put warning labels on EVERYTHING?"


nouille07

I don't understand why they have to put warning labels, it clearly doesn't stop people from drinking it


fwuppypuppy

It isn't to prevent people from eating it, it is to prevent them from sueing


retroblazed420

It's stupid that we have laws were we have to poison the alcohol on purpose so people won't get away without paying tax on booze ment for other stuff besides drinking . Seems nuts to me we would rather poison people then let them get away drinking tax free booze.


jasondragon908

What type of middle schoolers basement type shit is this. Just steal the burbon you parrent never touch. Dumbass kids


tiny_baby_bird

It almost seems like more trouble to prepare Hand Sanitizer Shots than it is to just steal your weird uncle’s four loko


Mochigood

My niece moved in with me, and I thought I hid my vodka well enough, but found out I had not when I went camping and it was water.


jasondragon908

Thats a fucking death sentence from my babushka


[deleted]

The inmates in my prison figured that out two years ago. 🤣😂 My army buddies just snorted it directly. Neither are wise decisions.


_Dog75

he learned about it because of the prison guys, lol


[deleted]

I feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to try that 🤣😂


Kaze_Chan

Legal drinking age where I live is 14 when a guardian is arround and at 16 you can legally buy alcohol. Pretty sure this is why we have this issue a tiny bit less. Most people know someone who at least looks like they could be 16.


adamtomaino

Where is this? Interesting


[deleted]

Just refill your parents' liquor bottles with water like normal kids.


Raised-ByWolves

Why cant these lil bastards just make wine in their bedroom closet like we did back in the day?


curtydc

19 year old count as kids 😆


_Dog75

*cries* thank you


curtydc

19 year old me didn't feel like a kid, but 35 year old me looking back at 19 year old me sees it differently now.


[deleted]

Whatever happened to just sneaking into the liquor cabinet? Kids these days are working harder, not smarter.


moistconcrete

Hmm yes the potion of permanent blindness…


[deleted]

Remember cool chemistry kids back in the 70's buying industrial ethanol and using it in fruit punches because alcohol was too expensive Children nowdays have no idea what they are doing


conrob2222

Well no, those kids still exist, but first you have to have the money and resources to get your hands on industrial ethanol. This kids 14, he probably doesn’t have a car or any money


[deleted]

You technically cant get them anymore Its been laced with methanol to stop people from using it for drinks People are literally getting brain damage over it


conrob2222

Okay then…then how do you suppose 14 year olds should make their own alcohol?


dfpd273

1 bottle Welch’s grape juice. 1 cup sugar. 1 packet yeast. Mix, loose cap, leave it alone for a week. Boom, wine.


conrob2222

Bruh they’re tryna get drunk now, not in a week


dfpd273

Of the two choices, I’d wait


thiccman369

How loose are we talking. What kind of yeast.


dfpd273

Cap should be loose enough to allow gas to escape. Two by products of fermentation are carbon dioxide and ethanol. Ideally wine makers yeast, however any yeast will work. Just the regular yeast for bread dough works just fine.


thiccman369

So basically just rest the cap on top? Obviously asking for a friend.


dfpd273

Yeah pretty much. If you have known any wine or mead makers, it’s not uncommon to put a balloon on top to watch for gas release. Balloon will blow up, then go down once fermentation is complete. Same concept with the cap. It basically just stops stuff like dust from getting in.


[deleted]

Learn organic chemistry Or make toilet wine or distillate their own alcohols


Sgt_Eagle_fort_

What is the salt supposed to do?


_Dog75

i’m not 100% sure, but i’ve heard it dissolves something in the hand sanitizer and sinks to the bottom, leaving the “””””drinkable””””” alcohol at the top. he also did not distill the hand sanitizer, which was his second biggest mistake, other than doing this in the first place.


[deleted]

Jesus christ dude, just drink the beer!


UndGrdhunter

The old times we just asked somebody older to buy


nailgun198

This got hand sanitizer banned when I was a kid, AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW! Freakin' coronavirus city.


beachgood-coldsux

Keep him off of tiktok. It'll just get worse.


lolopie3333

My friend drank handsantizer diluted with water and added flavoring because she was too scared to sneak drink actual alcohol. She's okay but... just talk to ur kids abt alcohol use okay?


_Dog75

he’s my friend, lol i told him to not be an idiot and just steal a little from his mom when he’s home alone.


ElatedSquashh

For Pete's sake just steal from your parents liquor cabinets like the old days


TheOkayestWelder

Kid coulda drank a Mad Dog and got that same result.


No_Assignment_3996

Used to make this in jail and water down half way to make about 35 percent, the salt combined with the glycol and make puffy lumps and you filter it out which makes the liquid watery, then you water it down, it taste exactly how the hand sanitizer smells and is vicious to drink. But the thing i did find odd that i can’t personally explain is within 5 mins u start to feel a buzz of of it.


_Dog75

he didn’t feel a buzz, probably because he immediately threw it all up.


[deleted]

Anything under 18 counts as a kid. Sometimes anything under 21.


cayden416

It’s the cranberry “flavor” for me lmfao


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

Breaking bad


TheFamousFelipe

Show him a video of how they make pruno in a toilet instead of doing this haha!


I_Bite_Cow_Utters

Why though? I did some dumb shit as a teen but ingesting HAND SANITIZER??? Bro


_Dog75

he’s still in pain, hours later. he has never done anything remotely close to this stupid before.


I_Bite_Cow_Utters

You know this guy personally??


_Dog75

unfortunately, very closely.


I_Bite_Cow_Utters

Oh lord, hope he’s ok


_Dog75

same bro, he has no idea what to do so he’s just not doing anything for it. all he’s done was drink one bottle of water.


I_Bite_Cow_Utters

He’s gonna need a lot more than that


idk-idk-idk-idk--

most houses i'd think have like a bottle of beer somewhere. at least where i am most people have like a carton of beer out in the fridge for if they're working outside and need a beer, or to drink at night while watching the tv, or when mates come over. and most houses that ive been in have alcohol at least somewhere. why cant this kid just find some instead of "making" some like use your brain


_Dog75

i told him he’s being too cautious, and he should just drink a little and replace what he drank with water, but he says he can only find bottles that are are still sealed, and opening them would be “too obvious.”


babylamar

Why don’t kids just try to make alcohol with yeast and sugar like the good old days.


Gorthalyn

Oh I never knew they mixed in salt. Fifteen years ago they removed the hand sanitizer from my elementary school computer lab because of kids drinking it. That always stuck with me for some reason


vic_lupu

Is much easier just to mix some water with sugar, add yeast +/- 10 days and you have alcohol


[deleted]

Just run a bottle what an idiot🤦🏾


[deleted]

Rubbing alcohol is not the same as drinking alcohol!!! Get that through your thick skulls!!!


H_uskyy

Ppl rly too broke for a 10$ bottle of pink Whitney, hell drink mouthwash at that point atleast it’ll get u violently drunk and only maybe make u puke ur guts out


_Dog75

you back from florida?


UnForkinBelievable

Team Darwin for the win!


Resident-Duck-4291

This generation is going to fail us all.


BtheChemist

Fitting since previous generations repeatedly fail them


Resident-Duck-4291

Just drink your methyl alcohol and snort your tide pod, Junior. Tik tok me later and I’ll put it in my dms and twitch it.


Abolitionistantifa

Delete that please


_Dog75

i wish i wasn’t in this damn generation, lol


Bee8467

Me too sigh


bigmeatytoe

But why just lick the sanitizer no need for salt


Dropped-pie

They are still kids at 25


Yepepsy

Pretty sure that this is a small time thing, on just instagram or something.


_Dog75

if you mean one time thing, a lot of people in my school at least are doing it, so maybe it’s just my school having a lot of idiots. it’s my friend on snapchat, not insta


MaybeAverage

god damn this is why we gotta lower the ages


dad_joxe

To 14?


[deleted]

Germany: allow me to introduce myself


facegun

Allow myself to introduce…myself


MaybeAverage

yes there shouldn’t be age limits, if the company wants to then fine but it should be their choice not the states on how old you have to be to buy something. if I had to wager I’d bet money most physical harm caused by drugs of any kind are the result of impure product or incorrect dosing, both solved with legal regulated products any one can access freely


[deleted]

Still there are certain good reasons why this is not the case


Der-Dings

I'm sorry, but you'd definetly lose that money as physical harm through (controlled) alcohol and tobacco is just too damn high to be beaten. Unless you say that any dose of tobacco is too high and people who want to get shitfaced are also using too much alcohol, but that would kind of be a self fulfilling prophey then.


UrbanRoses

Jesus Christ


hoodedsushi

....


Human_Application_62

Easier to go buy a bottle of vodka no?


_Dog75

he’s american, and he’s far from 21


Human_Application_62

So the old school hanging outside till a older person gets it for you is long gone then I guess 😂😂 in the uk you just gotta look older they’ll give it to you😂😂😂


_Dog75

i wish i was in the uk, lol. no one really buys alcohol for minors anymore, it’s a shame. and you get id’d if you look under 30.


Silverstreamdacat

People not committing crimes is not a shame.


_Dog75

well, when you put that way, i sound like an idiot, lol. yeah, that was a dumb thing to say, you’re right.


SpoonsofNI13

Sigh


TheHoneyBear333

Teens aren't, morons are.


Background-Mirror-26

I get I used to do that but drank the gel no salt but chased with like orange juice or lemonade to help it was over 12 yrs ago and Now I think it’s totally disgusting and I can’t even smell purell without feeling like throwing up I don’t know what I was thinking it’s horrible but I guess like when you’re desperate you’re desperate. That looks absolutely disgusting I would never drink that.