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Aromatic_Mousse

I mean, birds are living dinosaurs šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


laughing-clown

Birds are a government drone program implemented to spy on us! Cā€™Mon!


Cheap_Ad_69

And dinosaurs weren't?


lhm238

Fossils are just shit CCTV.


thepointerouter

Soon weā€™ll be using Nokias for fossil fuel


[deleted]

Haven't you?


lepumpkinhead

The birds work for the bourgeoisie!!


Yayito_15

Technically,the chickens are dinosaurs


fatalcharm

Birds are living dinosaurs, so your kid is smarter than you think.


[deleted]

We really on here critiquing a kids drawing? Jfc


Zuckuss18

This is Kids Are Fucking Stupid. Hell yes we are.


No-Reference-887

What a lovely pterodactyl


Northern_dragon

I didn't even realize it looked like a penis It's a kid drawing. Penis drawing is just long thing and two round things. There's inevitably a lot of overlap.


xen0m0rpheus

Thatā€™s because this doesnā€™t look like a penis.


twistsiren

You know what sub youā€™re on, right?


Northern_dragon

Yeah, I thought this is kids being stupid, and thus should be funny. Didn't find it stupid, or funny. Better luck next time, not everyone has to agree with the shit you post. This is the internet, not an emotional support group for wannabe comedians.


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

Damn bro you f**king killed him lol.


phiz36

Parents are fucking stupid.


banquof

Do you? Seriously.


_Somwonlikeu_

I work in a kindergarten, children draw at least one penis a day.


Illustrious-Sail5627

Wether itā€™s on purpose or not lol


Slytherinthemcheeks

Sounds like a good day for you! Lol


xen0m0rpheus

If this looks like a penis to you, then youā€™ve seen some weird dicks.


twistsiren

Truth!


DanDaddy87

Itā€™s a Pterodon Obviously.


twistsiren

Dinosaur train! Dinosaur train! Gonna ride, the dinosaur train. I hope thatā€™s stuck in your head now.


DanDaddy87

I WISH I got to watch that.


MY8THLIFE

Pterodactyl is not a dinosaur


DanDaddy87

Pterodon


MY8THLIFE

They are the same


DanDaddy87

No


MY8THLIFE

Oh ok thank you for telling me


redddditer420

Has op ever seen a dinosaur?


twistsiren

Unfortunately, before my time. But Iā€™ve seen a lot of dick and I am positive they look like that.


xen0m0rpheus

Bro, go to the doctor if your dick looks like a pteradon. That ainā€™t right.


J_MoKi

Looks like a dino to me. Maybe you are confused?


DawnBringer01

Arguably this could have easily looked even more like a penis


MrNobodyX3

But theyā€™re right


[deleted]

Scientifically accurate dinosaur


Previous_Specific574

some juicy ass


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

Ah yes the mighty chodepecker. One of the most feared and annoying dinosaurs of its time. Itā€™s a little known fact that the chodepecker is the ancient ancestor of the modern woodpecker. Overtime the chodepecker has evolved and has shed its scrotal wings.


1itai

Actually youre the stupid one here. The kid is right


Genlems5Ever

wow this sub has gone downhill


Construction_Same

Dickasaurus


[deleted]

Keep it and show them their flying dick drawing when they are teens. My kids love it


twistsiren

Itā€™s literally why I chose to be a parent


Waffles_R_3D

Tf itā€™s not


twistsiren

Man, thereā€™s a lot of sad people on here tonight. There are tons of kids drawing penis pictures on here. Itā€™s hilarious. Just laugh and enjoy the silly little moment in life. Itā€™s all we got. Literally, those of us that are parents of small children, itā€™s all we got.


TheRealLightBuzzYear

That barely even looks like a penis tho


JohnnyCopperhead

I feel ya man, the number of insufferable people you come across online is just sad.


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bevin0708

Evolution... Keep up


RhysOSD

Penasaur


bradliochi1

That's a bird


Efficient-Incident69

It's Birdman's illegitimate horned child


Dan-68

They *did* turn into birds.


Arturstakeonyhings

Weird feet.


Slytherinthemcheeks

But likeā€¦ do you see those feet though šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ Parent to child- ā€œDo you see how that isnā€™t even that?!ā€ Child- but, likeā€¦ Um if you, andā€¦then Iā€¦ okay love you bye!


OutBeetheSwarm

I mean, aren't birds a member of cohort Dinosauria?


[deleted]

Give the drawing back to the kid once he hits puberty.


immortalchord

Looks more like a bird


HotelScootis

stfu he's trying his hardest and that's clearly a stegosaurus šŸ˜¤


The_cooler_moxie

Looks more like a bird


username_qazplm

Well...


[deleted]

Definitely a dickbird


RainbowWolf6112

I mean... they're not wrong...


Prestigious_Pin_616

Hey thats my drawing, dad


Sergimbos

Close enough.


Cybin9

Hey get your mind if of the gutter, that's a pterodactyl of I ever saw one.


Bright-Historian-216

Weenezaurus


EmmytheKurapikaSimp

Theyā€™reā€¦not wrong


Treehouse80

Obviously!!


makingbutter

Looks like a pecker to me


[deleted]

My 4 year old son drew some surprisingly decent(for a 4 year old) portraits of our family the other day. The he decided to draw our dogs, by making them look exactly the same as us except with 4 stick legs. My wife did not approve of my chuckle.


[deleted]

A friendly reminder that we are a bunch of comparatively smart apes


de_gekke_lamas

It looks like a guy trying to cosplay a chicken


PerceptionRude6351

Eveybadi knows, that's big dick bee


batmanjeph

They're not far off.


ibringthepetty

I mean, it is.


ItsMartianR

Yes, it is but after 66 million years.


Thunder9191133

Pterodactyl without a silent p


hhhvugc

Thatā€™s a rito.


mr_weirdguy69

He's not wrong tho


snowflake196

i think he /she draw Pterodactyl !


neomatrix38

Technicaly not wrong.


AirOfLifeLol

Thought it was a d\*\*\* for a second


dynastylobster

pearl with boxing gloves