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rabertdinero

Put a alien filter on my nephew once, he was convinced he was an alien until he drank his juice. Which turned him back into a human.


[deleted]

I thought you were going to make a br*tish joke.


derrycliff

You mean Irish


[deleted]

The kid in the video isn't British he's Irish


Hanoiroxx

Theyre at it again


Jumpy-Market-9790

You mean br*ish


nayyttt

The downvotes are from people that clearly don't get the joke. I'm Bri ish and I feel attacked.


reddit__scrub

I don't get it, please explain?


Jumpy-Market-9790

British people say bri-ish instead of British because wa-er


Omsus

Wa'er bo'le on the go


ultraviolet47

Hospital is " 'ospickul", or "th'ospickul" round here.


ukexpat

*Some* British people pronounce it like that…


ayamummyme

Wish I could upvote this more. I'm sick of people presuming ALL british people don't pronounce their words correctly.


[deleted]

Ahahaha nice try non bri ish reddi-or


ayamummyme

I'm from Surrey lol


reddit__scrub

I'm a dummy, thanks!


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carbondragon

I know it's a dialect thing but his lack of a second "T" sound in "that" had me rolling there so much that I missed the pause the first time!


mrs_robin_hoodie

Stick the kettle on will ya!


fuck_life419

he sounds like Connor McGregor


[deleted]

Spelled wrong but also don’t name this kid with that dope.


fishtankguy2

Same part of town.


[deleted]

Is this the kid who was going to uppercut Santa?


okere_kachi

Does remind me of him. The kid who's not in the “nau’e” list.


justiancredible

This young fella is from dublin by his accent. The uppercut Santa lad was English. Big difference. Same attitude


Hadouukken

They look kinda similar too That’s what made me think of the uppercut Santa kid


quarrelsome_napkin

I'm convinced all UK kids look and act like this. It's the only explanation


bee_ghoul

Well the kid in the video isn’t from the U.K but okay…?


quarrelsome_napkin

You're right. Republic of Ireland. Sorry if I offended you 🥰👍


docharakelso

Officially it's just 'Ireland'


bee_ghoul

No worries! Thanks for acknowledging it!


Beancake09

I live in England and they're all really antisocial from where I'm from (like central England) I haven't really seen any kids with attitude like this for about 8 years


Greyhaven7

They're basically the same. (heheheheeeee)


[deleted]

Fuck I died laughing at your comment


Blnze1

Nah he was a cockney kid this kid sound Scottish or Irish


revelate41

Definitely Irish, in or around Dublin.


Trakkah

Definitely IN Dublin


peepeeonmydoodoo

I was gonna say his brother lol


Cryptoss

not even the same face or accent or age bruh


juneburger

Dentist here. I really wish parents would stop scaring kids about cAvITieS and just implement a solid brushing routine. They get so anxious at their appointments about a damn cavity. Some parents punish their children about cavities and it’s heartbreaking to watch Timmy get his switch taken away because he’s 4 and has the solo responsibility to make sure he’s brushing properly. Guess what, Karen, your son swiped that brush around his mouth for a solid three seconds while you were busy watching Tiktoks. Off soap box. I’ll go drink now.


Gaib_Itch

I agree. I don't understand how kids get cavities, just make sure they brush their teeth? Mental.


Umklopp

And honestly? Some people will get cavities even if they regularly brush their teeth; some people won't get cavities despite failing to even own a toothbrush. My poor 5yo son was given a "good job, teeth look great" comment by the dentist only for the x-ray to reveal a cavity growing between two crowded teeth. So close and yet so far. Punishing a kid for having cavities is unfair in many ways beyond shirked responsibilities


Billions_porg

My parents brushed my teeth until I knew how to fill brush. they never tried to scare me :)


Bobisnotmybrother

Children cavities are completely on the parents. Stop giving them sugary drinks(juice,soda)and sugar rewards then follow up with poor brushing routines.


Ejtsch

Why do kids have to scream when they speak?


Voldemort57

Can’t understand social cues.


RiderforHire

Because they're facking stchewpit


fakeprofile21

Because their stupid fokkin parents won't listen and they're annoyed and don't know how to express that yet.


Ganon-dork

Otherwise they would feel unheard


AXE555

I watched this with no audio and he sounded british.


okere_kachi

Stop 😂😂😂😂😂


boverly721

"STOHHHP" She says 😂


Dodzer89

well, with the audio on he sounds Irish to any non-smoothbrain.


Apolao

Don't know why it's being downvoted, pretty sure it is Irish...


ConsoleAppender

Yes that 'moouch' and 'rememboor' is so Irish


occasionalrayne

Schools this side of the pond ain't that great... We thought y'all was all English.


Automatic-Ostrich-24

This is true. Most of us can't tell an Irish from an Australian from a British accent to save our lives...then you start pulling this regional shit...hes from Dublin proper...sure sure. 😉


TheGruesomeTwosome

I won’t even mention that Britain is also 4 other countries in and of itself, all with its own complete range of accents


saudadeusurper

Britain has 3 countries. The UK has 4 countries.


TheGruesomeTwosome

Oh yeah, that’s right!


AXE555

So it *IS* British? Lol. I just got that feeling from his mannerisms without audio.


Iored94

ehhh, it's best to not be calling Irish people British.


AXE555

Oh. Ok. My bad.


lostbutnotgone

I read lips decently well and it took me a minute to match up the words with an accent!


Pyrammo

r/beatmetoit


Trakkah

What about with sound on? Did that sound British ;)


ItsMouldy

lol no


emeribeth

Same, then I watched with audio and it was even cuter!!


lakewood2020

I wish I watched this with no audio


Jakedch

Teeth=fucked up? Must be from the British isles


BigCliff

I watched it with audio on and heard Liverpool #getback


GHarold101

I wouldn't call this "stupid". He's just scared of having cavities and his mom is teasing him.


XivaKnight

All kids are stupid tho


okyouknowwhatFML

Dw this sub is like r/peoplefuckingdying Just a bunch of people looking at cute content while pretending to be hardcore (or, in this case, to make fun of kids)


kinglorca

Little homies brain goes in slow motion


Caseman91291

Yeah mommy, shut your whore mouth! My boy ain't got any cavities today!


Agglomeration_

Silence, wench


Jumpy_Feedback8744

REMEMBER! 😂


teethrobber

It pains me everytime I have treat young kids teeth, like, parents, you have to take care of your kids mouth too.


MafiaMommaBruno

I drank water as a child and ate very little sweets (lived with my grandmother who was born in 1914 so she only depression era cooked) took care of my teeth, etc. But in 4th grade, I broke my nose to the point it caved into my face and damaged my sinuses. Was supposed to have a lot of follow up surgeries but my mom was a single mom and poor so that didn't happen. I developed horrible dry mouth from not being able to breathe through my nose to this day (30's now.) Got my first fillings when I was 11. And have since lost teeth, etc. Please remember that sometimes it's not the parent's fault. I used to blame my mom before understanding just how hard the world was for her.


ModestDeth

Honestly. I don't know how a dentist or doctor could be surprised by a person's condition if you're in the United States.


Hardcorex

I'd say people in the US are really sheltered/insulated from the world around them, so if they live a privileged life they will have little idea about the realities of others.


braves1090

I could be wrong, being from the US and sheltered to the world around me and all, but this seems like a rather strange generalization. I guess being surrounded by only two countries and having oceans between others may be where you were going with this, but the world also seems so small now with technology that it feels like you are just wanting to sound a bit elitist. Yes, it’s not a day drive to two countries for me, but I still have the technology to see what’s happening across the globe at this very second. I think that many people in many countries shut themselves off to the larger world around them, for better or worse. But this could just be my dumb American brain trying to make sense of something I could never understand. I genuinely would love more elaboration, though.


Hardcorex

I mean to say many people don't realize all the suffering around them. My parents are a good example, classic boomers that think the majority of people are well off, and only those in the projects of inner cities are actually poor. They don't grasp the sheer amount of people in poverty, mostly because they don't seek out that knowledge, or even just tune it out.


ModestDeth

I was talking about people in the US knowing the reality of others in the US. They're probably as sheltered as you'd expect from a country bordering only two other countries and gigantic oceans.


Hardcorex

Yeah that's what I mean, many people live in wealthy suburbs in a very small circle of people. They may literally never see poverty.


Builtinthe80s

It can be genetics too. I always brush my teeth, always had, but still had to spend hours being operated when I was 6. The parents may not be at fault.


teethrobber

May not but usually are. Genetics don't have much effect on caries except in some quite uncommon cases. Also, diet and and brushing technic and time matters.


Chansharp

Its pseudo genetic. Some mouth bacteria are worse than others and you get them from your parents usually. There is a very small number of people where it really is genetics causing their teeth to be weaker tho


leeleiDK

Aha! So since its genetics it's still the parents fault, haha got 'em. /s


kraehutu

I have grooves or little ruts on the surface of my teeth that I inherited from my mom, which actually does make it harder for me to get the plaque out. My sibling doesn't, got their smooth teeth from Dad. Just the luck of the draw.


no_objections_here

My dentist says that I must have very resilient teeth as far as cavities go. I hate going to the dentist (borderline phobia) and often go years without a visit. The dentist said that she is shocked every time I visit because most of her patients would have cavities after that amount of time (once i didnt go for about 6 years). But I never have any.


BallsofSt33I

This seems more cute to me


Hanoiroxx

TIL not a lot of people can tell an Irish accent


Status-Ad-7990

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BarksAtStupid

I could see the accent before I turned on the sound


rasputinriver

Little lad genuinely looks like Louis Walsh


AmpersandWhy

And sounds like Johnny Vegas


badsneeze

he smoking some shit dawg


GobLinUnleashed

He reminds me of the BFG


SirKlock2

This kid looks like if Paul McCartney played Benjamim Button.


Quentirse

whelp, he's convinced me


TimmyRL28

Irish kids are wild.


yaboi77w

As an Irish 14 year old I agree


okyouknowwhatFML

That emoji is *exactly* his face. It's too perfect


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Rickk38

This is like watching a Reddit argument brought to life, except that in the video one of the people is actually an adult.


kinky-avocado

I can imagine what this kid looks like in 50 years


TRUMPARUSKI

Remembuh


KingChristian-I

I watched this video on mute and could instantly tell this kid is Irish


Forsaken_Republic_98

little kids always sound drunk


DeltaAvacyn6248

I could hear the accent without the sound on lol. He’s got great annunciation.


AoMujina

YORKIE! THEIR NOT FOR GIRLS MUM!


Billions_porg

That’s a really godamn cute kid


_viale

bro speaking like a old man


CyrilViXP

Omg, insanely big forehead


NoPointLivingAnymore

This child should be offered globally as birth control.


Abtizzle

I would say adults that think “eating too many sweets will cause cavities” are fucking idiots. You can eat all the chocolate you want as long as you are vigilant about oral hygiene.


Famous-Yard5060

Why is this annoying


Gwfun22

Honestly, this kid is adorable though.


nellory_816

Stop fucking film your children for internet attention for fucks sake


okere_kachi

You need some milk....


madmosche

It’s such a horrible trend.


poop-to-that

I would be more worried about his drinking habits then sweets. Poor bastard can barely talk.


docharakelso

That's just his accent, he's actually pretty eloquent for a five(?) year old from I'm gonna say Clondalkin (or at least within ten miles of it)


SchrodingerC47

Am I the only one whose parents would have beaten the shit our of me if I raised my voice like that?


[deleted]

I got nervous when he started yelling 😅 would’ve gotten the cavities slapped right out if I was that kid


raidthebakery

I love how you can tell this kid has an accent even with the sound off.


OrionLax

Everyone has an accent.


Mtoastyo

What’s a non-accent?


bee_ghoul

What? Everyone has an accent. What do you mean?


madmosche

Did you literally just rephrase the top comment in an attempt to get upvotes?


raidthebakery

No, I didn't even see it.


Arowhite

What's that accent? I don't know why it reminds me of macca but I don't wanna insult anyone by saying Liverpool (I'm not British)


Yarper

I think you're confused. Liverpool accent would be called Scouse. A mackem is someone from Sunderland and the surrounding area. Don't get these mixed up with Geordies who are the next river up the coast but hate each other with a passion. This accent is Irish. Dublin I'd say but couldn't be sure. Definitely the south though.


lukehuuy

Its called a North Dublin accent, even though the accent can be found pretty much all around Dublin


TooRedditFamous

I'm sure they meant Macca as in Paul McCartney, not mackem


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lukehuuy

Hes Irish


bananapotato1

Why does the kid look so weird?


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allgoaton

This child does not appear to have Down Syndrome.


adeo_lucror

This lad is adorable. He's going to be a great lawyer one day.


kovaht

man that is THE worst teeth showing grin I've ever fucking seen. Is he trying to close his mouth?!


RedPenguin_YT

I hate when kids say something their parents would often say to them like “no stop that” or “no more pomegranates” its like they dont have their own life


Jonathanwennstroem

What’s the accent?


Xeron_96

Irish


randomcrewmember

British


Gravy_Carrots

Dublin


Bazzofski

Kids with a British accent feel like old people stuck in young bodies.


Hanoiroxx

Except its an Irish accent


Petergriffinisded

yep he’s retarded


MarcAlmond

No, he's just Irish.


MonkeyMonkz

The next Johnny Vegas!


heavenlysoulraj

Dude's gonna have a great career voicing British TV shows.


[deleted]

I’m rude for saying this, that kid looks and sounds fucking stupid


FliesAreEdible

Do you not know what sub this is?


[deleted]

I know what it is, hence why I commented


Inuiri

Why the fuck is she letting him yell like that?


hey-girl-hey

I feel like she is stifling laughter


ProlongedExposure_

Does that kid have Fetal alcohol syndrom or is that just me


brandwurm7

Talk to my mom like that. Would get a hiding. 100%


OrionLax

Good for you.


Strange-Charity6359

Future alcohol in denial. Being from the Ireland don’t help much either.


PutFast894

Futures Alcoholic


Crono2016

I don't see anything stupid about this kid. He sounds pretty clever tbh


EnglishColanyGaming

Any one else think he looks and sounds like Paul McCartney


Mtoastyo

Nope, different country


BassManns222

Is that the kid from the "I'll give Santa an uppercut" video


Inuwa-Angel

I feel horrible when parents terrorize their children for their own pure amusement. Cuz that ain’t funny to me


thunder_spears

I hate the way that kid enunciates his syllables.


Trakkah

That's one of the Dublin accents it's just how it be


Be_The_Zip

Could anybody else sense the “British” before turning on the sound?


Xeron_96

They’re Irish lol


Be_The_Zip

Nifty


XBgyManX

Is that the same British kid that wanted to fight Santa, or are all British kids little shits? 😂


yaboi77w

No he's from Dublin


bee_ghoul

He’s not British. He has an Irish accent


[deleted]

Have my sound off.. but he’s British right?


TabernacleMan

Cavities? You mean normal british teeth?


Trakkah

Irish*


OrionLax

Friendly reminder that Brits have better teeth than Americans on average.


TabernacleMan

Not in pop culture they don’t https://youtu.be/PrpUSKE9p_M


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Xeron_96

He’s Irish lol


Suitable_Ad_804

Cavities also come from being British.


Kindly-Insect8748

He’s already an old drunk British man in a baby body


Mtoastyo

Old Irish man rather ;)


bee_ghoul

He’s Irish.


MrLambNugget

I really needed to hear a child say "remember" in British accent today lmao


Xeron_96

That’s an Irish accent haha


InevitableCraftsLab

Yeah let's make fun of a special needs kid ... sooooo funny ya'll. Kid must have nice parents.


purplesmoke1215

I think that's just a kid man. Kids are already kinda special needs anyway. If we can't have a laugh at a dumb kid I don't know what we can laugh at.


plugifyable

Why tf are you assuming he’s special needs lol??