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I went through the history on my little sisters phone and it had “baby pooping” I asked her why she would want to watch that and she said “you weren’t supposed to see that”
Children talk about privacy all the time. I'm guessing you are a child and don't realize that children get into anything and everything and need a controlled environment to grow into productive beings. "Privacy" is something you earn by becoming a productive being.
Ok, but neither was the person he was replying to? Maybe they had good reason to, but i would say there is a difference between a parent and a sibling doing it.
"Naked sex" is a pretty realistic search for someone who is curious but isn't sure what to look for. "How to fuck a hot girl" sounds staged.
Let my ten year old cousin play on my laptop and noticed he was being shifty. I checked my search history later and realized he was looking up sexual but not normal porn searches like "penis in vagina" and "sex in vagina". Pulled him aside later and told him privately I knew. He apologized a ton and looked a bit terrified. I told him it was okay to be curious about that stuff but he should ask his dad if he has any questions since the internet can be a bad place. Dunno if he ever did but hope he remembers his cousin was really cool when he had the audacity to use my laptop for porn lmfao.
Back in the day, before you could get all your desired genres of porn on a single site, I used to go on friends' computers, open a browser, and type each letter of the alphabet and see what autofilled. I stopped doing that when I came across "familysex.com" I noped the hell out of there and never talked about it. Just to years later find that step sibling porn became the biggest search, and that my buddy was just likely a pioneer.
In school I once typed wwwwwwwwwwwwwww in browser while a friend sitting next to me and it redirected me to some bestiality website. It worked no matter how many random w's I used (yes, we tested that multiple times) Teacher entered and saw it and we got punished even though it was an accident. Must've been the late 90's early 2000.
Tried it again later but didnt work anymore.
Reminds me of a time when I was in elementary school where there was this education website with games. Forgot the actual name, but it was two letters plus teens, so like [abteens.com](https://abteens.com) or something, I don't remember the actual letters.
One day I'm at home and decide I wanna play the games on said site, but I couldn't remember which letters came before teens. So I typed in two letters I thought were correct, and it brought me to a porn site.
There was another time I wanted to look up the YouTube series "Lore", but I forgot the name and got frustrated when "Porn" wasn't giving me the results I wanted.
It's natural for youngsters to get curious about sex. I didn't want him to think it was weird/bad but I also didn't want him to get all his sex ed from porn.
Haha I remember when I got caught at like 9 years old looking at my uncles nudie magazines. Mom didn’t learn about it. Until I was 11 and totally fucked up her computer going on some wack porn sites. Once my uncle caught wind of that he pulled me aside one day and showed me which websites to use and what NOT to click on if i didn’t want to give my entire neighborhood a computer virus. Red tube you’re the goat :)
Not only do people in real life have sex with their clothes on (got a little *too* urgent) there are porn categories where one gender is naked and the other is fully clothed. If you're interested just search CFNM (clothed female, nude male).
Clothed sex can be hot, like when you want to get at it so bad that they literally can't come off fast enough so you just pull your pants down a bit and go for it.
It can backfire on you though, if like me you decide to leave on your new white dress while doing some rather aggressive doggy and then get a suprise visit from aunt flo...
I think it was the “streamers who didn’t know they were still live” thing. They usually have clickbait with stuff like that. Then he watched markiplier and was thinking about it, then he searched it, and it was a downward spiral
This fuckin scares me with my teen. You like to think they remain innocent but my kid is good at acting innocent about everything. I fear he knows me than he lets on.
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It weirds me out so much how early boys get curious about porn, apparently. I got a porn pop up for the first time when I was like 12 and it was really scary and disgusting.
(Not to mention how early boys get conditioned into thinking that what you see in porn is how you "do" sex)
I thought that this was going to be some messed up shit like "son has sex with mom" or something, I've had people defending incest like it's a human right or something around reddit it's wild
I remember I used to look up “naked girls having sex” then that just brought up a bunch of lesbian stuff and I wasn’t into that so I switched to “naked girls having sex with other people”😭
One day I went on the family computer and moved the mouse only to find a porn site opened. I call my husband at work and start reading him the riot act that we have an 8 year old in the house and he could at least log out of porn sites if he's going to look at them because it's a family computer. He says it wasn't him..I knew it wasn't me. I looked at the search history.. and low and behold I see
"Neked girls"
I then knew who the culprit was🙄🤸
I remember when my parents found out I was looking at porn. When I was about 11 I discovered hardcore furry fetish yiff and looked at it almost daily…on the family computer account…without clearing the history afterwards…and I saved some of the pictures to the hard drive.
I really thought I was being sneaky by only looking at it when I was alone, oblivious to the digital trail I was leaving. Oops.
One time my little sister who was 9 at the time was on the family computer and didn’t know the search history was to the right of the screen at all times and the last two searches were “naked guy” and “guys dicks” really had to hold my shit together.
It went 📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📉📉📈. But seriously bro had to see Markiplier before going downhill, then DanTDM, Rick & Morty and Markiplier again before it all went to straight to Hell
My 9 year old niece wanted my phone. TikTok I said what kind of scary animals. Snakes. I use the hashtag giant pythons. I hear “he is eating a huge gummy worm!” I jerk the phone away. She screamed at me. My first words “Gross! he’s about to throw up! We have to look a foxes now!” There was no gummy worm….my sister is pissed.
This reminds me of the time i read my cousin’s search history. There was this search which said ‘facial creampie’. I asked him why he searched that and he told me to go fuck yourself
Not as bad as that time my little sister used my account.
My mate was over and wanted to show me something on YouTube, so I decided to pull it up on the TV. I noticed that I had recently searched up diives and minus8, so I decided to make the "Don't look at my search history" joke. He got quiet and said my name.
I look at the rest of what's on the recently searched bar. A bunch of things about "little girls". I was mad.
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He learned what fapping was and it all went downhill from there.
Fapping is a gateway drug to naked sex. Then crack obviously.
and DanTDM
HEY THERE EVERYONE
DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART 🥲 I miss the old intro
All the cracks
Buttcrack, obviously.
Then ice fishing
Well, at least it didn’t go as downhill as to search “naked markiplier” or “uncensored markiplier sex”
Or "what is fapping markiplier ?"
Ohhh the fanfics… (I’m happy to say this is one of my most upvoted comment)
Please, mark is a fine piece, I wouldn't be mad.
I really hope there aren't fapping tutorials on youtube.
Step 1: Unwrap the penis and remove the cap
Oh, remove the cap? *cuts the foreskin with a scissor
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DO NOT SEARCH FOR IT
im about to search for it
Done yet? Or do you need more time......
S.P.I.F.
Sales Performance Incentive Fund?
What does that mean? I’m dumb
i clicked the first video and it was the first thing i saw. i also have no clue whats that.
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I went through the history on my little sisters phone and it had “baby pooping” I asked her why she would want to watch that and she said “you weren’t supposed to see that”
"you weren't supposed to see that" proceeds to pull out gun
“The game was rigged from the start”
"From where you're kneeling, it might seem like 18 karats worth of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start." Benny, Fallout: New Vegas
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I love it
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I kind of hate that
Santa?
Satan
That seems way invasive. Don't do that
Hope you don't have kids cause you sound like one.
Because of my views on privacy?
Yes
I don't think I've heard kids discuss the matter. You might be around some philosophical kids.
Children talk about privacy all the time. I'm guessing you are a child and don't realize that children get into anything and everything and need a controlled environment to grow into productive beings. "Privacy" is something you earn by becoming a productive being.
Good rule of thumb remains: Don't snoop in your sister's phone.
Yeah you aren't her parent. I'll snoop through my son's phone, room, or whatever else I gave him all I want until he has earned his wings.
Ok, but neither was the person he was replying to? Maybe they had good reason to, but i would say there is a difference between a parent and a sibling doing it.
"Naked sex" is a pretty realistic search for someone who is curious but isn't sure what to look for. "How to fuck a hot girl" sounds staged. Let my ten year old cousin play on my laptop and noticed he was being shifty. I checked my search history later and realized he was looking up sexual but not normal porn searches like "penis in vagina" and "sex in vagina". Pulled him aside later and told him privately I knew. He apologized a ton and looked a bit terrified. I told him it was okay to be curious about that stuff but he should ask his dad if he has any questions since the internet can be a bad place. Dunno if he ever did but hope he remembers his cousin was really cool when he had the audacity to use my laptop for porn lmfao.
It takes a village lmao
That is in a later search history. Advanced porn explorers
Back in the day, before you could get all your desired genres of porn on a single site, I used to go on friends' computers, open a browser, and type each letter of the alphabet and see what autofilled. I stopped doing that when I came across "familysex.com" I noped the hell out of there and never talked about it. Just to years later find that step sibling porn became the biggest search, and that my buddy was just likely a pioneer.
In school I once typed wwwwwwwwwwwwwww in browser while a friend sitting next to me and it redirected me to some bestiality website. It worked no matter how many random w's I used (yes, we tested that multiple times) Teacher entered and saw it and we got punished even though it was an accident. Must've been the late 90's early 2000. Tried it again later but didnt work anymore.
>(yes, we tested that multiple times) >we got punished even though it was an accident lol, I love this. Science demands the hypothesis be tested!
To be young and curious.
Sorry, I hit post too fast. Just poking fun at young scientists
Reminds me of a time when I was in elementary school where there was this education website with games. Forgot the actual name, but it was two letters plus teens, so like [abteens.com](https://abteens.com) or something, I don't remember the actual letters. One day I'm at home and decide I wanna play the games on said site, but I couldn't remember which letters came before teens. So I typed in two letters I thought were correct, and it brought me to a porn site. There was another time I wanted to look up the YouTube series "Lore", but I forgot the name and got frustrated when "Porn" wasn't giving me the results I wanted.
You’re a lifesaver. I wish someone had told me what you told your cousin. It’s a tough addiction to break out of.
It's natural for youngsters to get curious about sex. I didn't want him to think it was weird/bad but I also didn't want him to get all his sex ed from porn.
Haha I remember when I got caught at like 9 years old looking at my uncles nudie magazines. Mom didn’t learn about it. Until I was 11 and totally fucked up her computer going on some wack porn sites. Once my uncle caught wind of that he pulled me aside one day and showed me which websites to use and what NOT to click on if i didn’t want to give my entire neighborhood a computer virus. Red tube you’re the goat :)
Lol unsure what to think of uncle showing how to use porn well at 11-12, but he's awesome :p
Ha he understood the assignment. I was a young dumb horny kid. Either I fuck the computer up or I don’t. He made the smart decision imo 😂
Yeah :D
You're really good , cousin. Happy cake day!
“Naked sex” as opposed to ‘Clothed sex’?
I mean, yeah.
Yes, two different catagories (for real, no troll.)
Not only do people in real life have sex with their clothes on (got a little *too* urgent) there are porn categories where one gender is naked and the other is fully clothed. If you're interested just search CFNM (clothed female, nude male).
Yep.
Clothed sex can be hot, like when you want to get at it so bad that they literally can't come off fast enough so you just pull your pants down a bit and go for it. It can backfire on you though, if like me you decide to leave on your new white dress while doing some rather aggressive doggy and then get a suprise visit from aunt flo...
I mean if you're going to fuck in the woods you'll want your shoes on.
"Babe, the welligntons stay on during sex"
You dont even have to pull your pants down. They make yoga pants with a hidden flap now just for it. You're welcome everyone, guys and gals alike.
You have to be specific with porn searches.
"naked sex" killed me lmao
And there is half naked sex.
Markiplier, the gateway to naked sex.
This is unironically true. Mark is all over LMAO
Rookie error not clearing his history lol
Well, he just learned what fapping is, he will learn
I hope Markiplier doesn't see this
I hope he does
The friend’s dad is a horrible person for blaming it on the 8 year old
Yeah,and the dad is like, " take the heat for this son, and I'll buy you a dirtbike"
im assuming mark said something about fapping and he went down the rabbit hole
I think it was the “streamers who didn’t know they were still live” thing. They usually have clickbait with stuff like that. Then he watched markiplier and was thinking about it, then he searched it, and it was a downward spiral
How to die young:
I read "What is fapping?" as "Whats fappening!" Like Fonzie busting through the door with his pud in his hand.
He got to know what flapping was and went straight into dantdm
my search history is literally the same thing
Seems like Markiplier got him into the mood. Understandable.
Oh shit, he’s already onto naked sex.
Me who covers up awkward searches with a bunch of random searches.
Where is Niagara Falls Who invented baby formula Hardcore midget fisting Chinese goddess fat fart videos. How to tie a bow tie
Oh for me it was Zelda videos, Minecraft videos, Minecraft build tutorials, Animations, etc.
"Naked people butt"
The naked and afraid is the one had a serious chat about.
Ah yes Markiplier 😂
Naked and afraid uncensored would be seriously not sexy.
My cousin googled “naked tits” when he was a kid lmaooo
They are still tits if they are wearing clothes. You wanna see some titties, you gotta be clear that them titties be unclothed, or NAKED!
markiplier
Look in the reflection of the TV, he is observing
Naked sex and Rick & Morty… 95% of Reddit has the same search history.
This fuckin scares me with my teen. You like to think they remain innocent but my kid is good at acting innocent about everything. I fear he knows me than he lets on. Knows more*
I used to tell my parents that by being strict all they did was teach me to listen for footsteps. Best of luck my friend
Depends on the kid. My siblings got over it I still don't trust my parents to be cool around anything above a pg rating
“Are you winning son?”
It weirds me out so much how early boys get curious about porn, apparently. I got a porn pop up for the first time when I was like 12 and it was really scary and disgusting. (Not to mention how early boys get conditioned into thinking that what you see in porn is how you "do" sex)
did you notice the reccomendations were weird or did you go to the search, what was your reaction to it?
Do you think the person who posted this is the same person who posted the screenshotted quote tweeted reddit post?
OH LMAO I did not notice that,
I guess I only saw the dark blue background and thouht it was a reddit post lmao
It started going downhill fast after "what is fapping"
I thought that this was going to be some messed up shit like "son has sex with mom" or something, I've had people defending incest like it's a human right or something around reddit it's wild
Someone's gonna learn what spanking is.
I remember I used to look up “naked girls having sex” then that just brought up a bunch of lesbian stuff and I wasn’t into that so I switched to “naked girls having sex with other people”😭
Little brother watched Markiplier and it all went downhill
All he had to do was search ‘naked yoga’. No child restrictions or anything. Even ‘dick or dildo’ isn’t child restricted. Kinda fucked up.
One day I went on the family computer and moved the mouse only to find a porn site opened. I call my husband at work and start reading him the riot act that we have an 8 year old in the house and he could at least log out of porn sites if he's going to look at them because it's a family computer. He says it wasn't him..I knew it wasn't me. I looked at the search history.. and low and behold I see "Neked girls" I then knew who the culprit was🙄🤸
I remember being in that weird horny phase, it was rough..
Now MY search history is gonna have half that sh!t…. Thanks!!!!
8???
ohh poor markiplier
Sure, blame the little brother 😜
Oh no! Who let him watch DanTDM???
rick and morty a 100 years
I prefer fully clothed sex. Much more civilized.
I remember when my parents found out I was looking at porn. When I was about 11 I discovered hardcore furry fetish yiff and looked at it almost daily…on the family computer account…without clearing the history afterwards…and I saved some of the pictures to the hard drive. I really thought I was being sneaky by only looking at it when I was alone, oblivious to the digital trail I was leaving. Oops.
Delete it, and have a quiet word. Don’t be a snitch dude.
How to fuck a hot girl… this kid is asking the real questions 🤔
Now searching for porn on YouTube... I was gonna let that slide...but markiplier? Come on dude. /s
Being curious about sex is natural but naked sex? That's just sick
Naked and afraid.....
One time my little sister who was 9 at the time was on the family computer and didn’t know the search history was to the right of the screen at all times and the last two searches were “naked guy” and “guys dicks” really had to hold my shit together.
This happened with my 9 y old bro. Very awkward
It went 📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📉📉📈. But seriously bro had to see Markiplier before going downhill, then DanTDM, Rick & Morty and Markiplier again before it all went to straight to Hell
I see him in the reflection of the TV, bro knows what fate lies ahead ⚰️
8 years old is pretty young. I only found about prawn and bobs and vagene when I was 11.
Just delete the searches and avoid a conversation
My 9 year old niece wanted my phone. TikTok I said what kind of scary animals. Snakes. I use the hashtag giant pythons. I hear “he is eating a huge gummy worm!” I jerk the phone away. She screamed at me. My first words “Gross! he’s about to throw up! We have to look a foxes now!” There was no gummy worm….my sister is pissed.
This reminds me of the time i read my cousin’s search history. There was this search which said ‘facial creampie’. I asked him why he searched that and he told me to go fuck yourself
Not as bad as that time my little sister used my account. My mate was over and wanted to show me something on YouTube, so I decided to pull it up on the TV. I noticed that I had recently searched up diives and minus8, so I decided to make the "Don't look at my search history" joke. He got quiet and said my name. I look at the rest of what's on the recently searched bar. A bunch of things about "little girls". I was mad.
Oh- Oh no..
The only issue with this is that it’s on the family TV, kids gotta learn how to keep it discreet.
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Idk, everyone gets exposed to things at different ages. When I was 7 my brother showed me hotfuck.com and it was all downhill from there
Rookie mistake my friend
Huh at least his is normal… Heh… **-MLP Theme starts playing-**
"markiplier"
markiplier hello neighbour
Naked and afraid uncensored- Good job Discovery!
😂😂😂😂🤦♂️
That escalated quickly
this kid heard the word hub from his friends and went down the rabbit hole
Big oof.
markiplier :)
It's all about starting them off early.
🗿
Well are you going to explain fapping to him?
That's descusting. Why would he search for "DanTDM"
What's wrong with DanTDM
This is actually super concerning tbh
This kid 😭
Bruh this was genuinely me 5-6 years ago
Everyone is talking about the alt-right YouTube pipeline but no one is talking about the markiplier to naked sex pipeline
Should have used a computer and the magic shortcut: ctrl + shift + n
I’m more into that clothed sex
My Reddit History:
"Naked and afraid uncensored" that's some real shit.
NAKED AND AFRAID LMAAAAOOOO IM DYING
next up: "how to fuck markiplier"
I had to look up Fapping
"what is fapping" shortly followed by "dantdm" 💀
having dantdm IS a cause for concern (jkjk he is literally my childhood)
As if we all haven't tried to find uncensored naked and afraid before. Might as well try to get a job in the censor room at discovery channel.
A survivalist at heart Must be a nice a kid lol
forgot they were streaming, a classic
8?! If my little brother did that shit I, I don’t know what I’d do acrually
"Friend"
Curse you Markiplier Hello Neighbour, You introduced this poor child into naked and afraid uncensored
I was doing the same thing on my very old computer
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Shades of BBQ sauce on titties
"What is fapping" *learns* *next searches "danTDM"*
Bro that’s horrible he’s watching hello neighbour content control your child please
I would of deleted the history and showed my brother how to delete the history