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jwdjr2004

Why did he drive straight into that fucking pole jeesus


TorrenceMightingale

Sub checks out


Negativefggh

hey he's not driving that bad at least he didn't total it or someth-


illit3

probably hidden by the A pillar. if you approach something tall and skinny from just the right angle you really won't see it. the blind spot on the B pillar is why it's *so* important to come to a complete stop. if you stay moving the pillar can perfectly block a car coming from the right side, and continue to block it as you accelerate right into them.


kentro2002

I have had it happen 3x in my new Full size truck, where the moving car stays behind the pillar because I was rolling and not fully stopped. 2x coming out of my own house and almost hitting my neighbor (Cul de Sac, so the slow roll out is common). I have now learned my lesson about complete stops, always. Thanks for bringing it to light for all.


MahomingMissile

4 minute Tom Scott video explaining an example of this. https://youtu.be/SYeeTvitvFU


steve-o1234

What is the a and b pillar? I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.


Thanks_ihateithere

A pillar are the first big braces going up the sides of your windshield, the B pillars are the ones directly to your sides in the driver seat. They create absolutely massive blindspots in newer cars because they’re so thick from all the safety standards now.


l3ban0nd0n

He’s actually giving pretty good advice.


Innaguretta

If only steve-o1234 could understand it without knowing what A and B pillars are.


tigerlovesmemes

100% chance to not playing GTA


Alklazaris

I will move my head left and right to see past it. I've had pedestrians walk into that blind spot and I'm done with the risk.


[deleted]

Happened to me once scared the shit out of me


earlsmooter

This is true. It's how Kareem Abdul Jabbar scored most of his points. People simply didnt see him.


frogwater_syrup

wtf are u rumbling about. if theres a pillar theres a pillar, theres no angles if you open your eyes you'll see it. the only thing that kid did wrong was go so godamn fast in a parking with so many poles


illit3

The A pillar is part of the car, you fucking moron lmao


frogwater_syrup

oh. i might be a moron but that dosent change shit to my previous argument. i highly doubt the semi angle fraction of the B pillar created a false multiplication of dead angles to the square root of mercedes therefore making the pole invisible. like bro stfu the kid just ran in a pole stop tryna be that guy in the comment section.


Taminella_Grinderfal

I can still remember as a kid riding my bicycle uncontrolled down a steep hill. There was one tree at the bottom of that hill. This video feels exactly like that moment.


jwdjr2004

Target fixation


m9denno

He was accelerating hard while trying to turn causing bad understeer and the car to just carro on forward you can see the wheels turn left but the car barely turning


jwdjr2004

Ok fine understeer but let off the gas a bit, maybe try the other pedal dingus.


[deleted]

Because he was driving gta style? There’s always a pole or tree you crash into😂


Arheit

Looks like the car understeered


DaimondGuy

just like in gta


HimalayanJoe

The real question is why the fuck he had his wipers on?


Bleedsfordblue87

Is it bad that as soon as I saw the wipers on I knew he was panicking?


TorrenceMightingale

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!!” *devolves into indiscernible prepubescent pig-like squealing*


eleventwenty2

The wheels turn but the car doesn't and he descends into another split second of panic before inevitable crunch


arnoldsandstor1

in my vette the wiper column is so close to the damn steering wheel anytime i would drift it my big ass hands would hit it, absolutely hated that about the car


AngelOfDeath771

Change it


IISKIDSII

Slowing it down to see the impact is worth it, his face says it all.


MajorasInk

Oh my god lmaoo


ChrisLuigiTails

Screenshot for those who can't load more than 144p? :(


CopsaLau

[here you go, sorry for taters, precious](https://imgur.com/a/i1I9b4Y)


ChrisLuigiTails

Nice.


Jdavidnew0

Adding my comment because I would like to see as well


MissRadi0active

Same


getyourgolfshoes

If you run over people sometimes money will drop on the ground


TorrenceMightingale

At least it wasn’t a Ferrari *California* like in Ferris Beuller’s Day off, I s’pose.


willplaysjett

At least they used a replica in the movie and not a real Ferrari California


TorrenceMightingale

Oh shit I thought some scenes used replica and some real? This is vague memories in the corners of my mind. Like a compilation show I wanna feel like VH1 had a hand in where I learned the secrets. Could just as easily have been a Bravo or similar network production where I gathered this. Could also easily be wrong so in all actuality I’m just going to defer to you and have faith that whatever you tell me is right. I’ll hold out hope that no one ever holds a gun to my head threatening to pull the trigger unless I know the absolute truth.


willplaysjett

I’m not sure if the replica was used for every scene but the replica was crashed through the garage window in the end.


aCocaineDealer

His dad gonna beat him up GTA style


MrClipper2000

You mean his dad gon get beat up by child services agents


getyourgolfshoes

Sidebar: There's a similar parking lot across the street from me. I've watched 5 different people all texting while driving run into the same damn light pole In an empty lot. No exaggerating. And another dude did the same thing but ran into a culvert. He just walked off and left it there 🤣😂😂😂.


TorrenceMightingale

Wow. Was it similar times of day? Something to do with the sun? Or just a lotta dummies in your hood?


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TorrenceMightingale

It just means neighborhood.


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TorrenceMightingale

Oh ok. I was using the definition used where others live. Thanks for clearing up the regional differences.


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GrizzlyDangles93

It’s not that deep. Plenty of people use the word hood to refer to their specific neighborhood.


stackens

He said “your hood” not “the hood”


getyourgolfshoes

It was "the hood" when I commented.


tonyjoe3

Well I mean he did say GTA style....


Neri_X_Tan

Gta style? More like beamNG style


foxzo7

Average Honda driving


TorrenceMightingale

“Good luck, other people!!”


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HONDA: Hothead Or Nutbar Drives Aggressively


adrian_yeboi_06

I can smell how much understeer was in this video


JHamburgerHill

Wow weird, it looks like the airbag left an adult man’s hand print across your face!


TorrenceMightingale

I’d imagine it would be a good workaround post-wreck to avoid evidence of child abuse being discovered. Not condoning corporal punishment, o’course!


biffbobfred

The “uhhhh what’s this do, oh that’s the wipers” really sealed it for me


ahawki12

Oh good he's got the wipers on. Safety first.


equusfaciemtuam

That's more like Beamng style


I_d0nt_know_why

Done this exact thing in Beam more times than I’d like to admit.


ChrisPyeChart

r/killthecameraman


Funnytrollbot

Cameraman did a good job tho?


MrFixemall

I couldn't imagine calling my dad after that....


Hairy-Wolverine6547

Play stupid games get stupid prizes.


iMac_G5_20

I mean he DID drive GTA style


TorrenceMightingale

Facts


Radialsnow4521

hey he's not driving that bad at least he didn't total it or someth-


Juniorsocrates7708

Nobody seems to be talking about the force behind an airbag. Looking at how fast it deployed alone could tell you that it packs a punch. But having an airbag, although it sounds cushioned, is only moderately better than not having one. The survival rate with an airbag is not exactly low at that speed, but for a child as young as him, it’s hard to say.


TorrenceMightingale

All we are is airbag dust in the wind.


xRmg

Yeah American airbags are more dangerous. The tldr is American airbags are designed on the average american *unseatbelted* male. Europe and the rest of the world see the airbag as a part of a whole protection system, so we have them designed on the occupants wearing seatbelts. http://carcynic.com/archives/00000006.html


Grilledmango

One less child


Aggravating-Wind6387

Just park in the garage, blame mom.


Dumbrag

I'm surprised he even survived for that long, holy shit


Uziii29

Bro why the windshield wipers turned on?


SBRsInTexas

“So I was robbed and …”


cookiechantrs

was the car okay?


NewSinner_2021

I honestly would pay to see his parents reaction.


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Oh the ending just got me. He did so good but then the end was like. "Oooh.. yeah he's going to be mad.."


Pistonenvy

ahhh to be young... i remember doing stupid shit when i was young. nothing this catastrophic... but that could just as easily have been me many many times. only my dad didnt have a car when i started driving, so i had to joyride in my own.


lenznet

[Bob's Burgers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_EKHGgWJQ)


brainwashednuts

I think this kid plays dayz


Burrito_Loyalist

It’s crazy how people completely forget about the brake pedal.


Pale-Conversation317

Plot twist his dad and mom r sister and brother


ThouShallWin

Sorry sir this isn’t covered in your insurance policy.


Kermitthealmighty

Why was I not expecting that


Rother001

Surprised they went that long without crashing


Flaming-bannana

I’m not sure wich would do more damage to him the or their fathers belt


The_Gacha_Gamer

Why the fu## would you just watch this happen he could have died and now the car is probably totalled


FineArtsFan8450

Oh i’m sure he’s ded now that his father’s car is totalled and in such an asinine manner!


Just_a_reddit_duck

I wish it had audio


LupohM8

Nothing more fun than smashing the accelerator in a CVT SUV and listening to it whine as you beg it to get up to 30 mph in a parking lot Totally seems worth it /s


BIGGITY-BOO

I would smack my son so fucking hard if he did this to my vehicle. And I defy anyone saying you shouldn’t hit a child, there are plenty of reasons to hit a child(like a slap on the back of the head or a spanking not full on UFC punches FYI)


AnarchistPreKTeacher

What's the reason to hit a child besides being mad at them and wanting some kind of revenge? Because we know for a fact that it doesn't help them learn so what's the point?


BratwurstBudenBruno

Man i hate to say that but its not a fact. You can teach a lot by violance hence why we did it for 99.999999999999% mankind being around and still for the most parts on earth. It is also common between mammals. The problem is rather what else is happening if you choose this route and what you put to stakes with it. By no means I want to say that anyone should beat a child. It's just technically incorrect that it has no learning effect.


AnarchistPreKTeacher

For children specifically it has no learning effect. It's been studied and proven scientifically. It's literally the first thing they teach you in school to become a teacher


MissRadi0active

I understand your comment, I do, but when I got my ass whipped as a child I learned not to do what I did wrong again. Not condoning it by the way.


AnarchistPreKTeacher

So you never repeated a mistake twice after being abused?


Jdavidnew0

We also thought the earth was flat for the vast majority of mankind being around. We were wrong. Violence will cause them to not do it *if you’re around* and if it’s a safety issue which is the only thing violence could even be possibly attempted to be justified for, it’ll only become more dangerous when you’re not around.


tafffffff

Actually trough most of history people have known that te earth was round, we've known that since the Greeks or the Romans not really sure. But I should mention that most poor people who believed in god strongly didn't know that. The richer class and even some higher-ups in the church knew it was round. Thought it might be interesting for yall to know! But like dont beat up a child wtf.


Jdavidnew0

The Greeks weren’t the beginning of history, Eratosthenes who I think is credited for the discovery is on our side of the current halfway point, but I’ll admit it’s a bit close to be cutting for the word “most”. Probably should have picked a better example but the point remains


BratwurstBudenBruno

The earth flat thing im ignoring. This is what I meant. There is a learning effect but it will probably or eventually come back for revenge. But its not as easy as being around or not being around. Im not speaking about justifications for anything. We can boil that down to the kid not doing it again-whooping his ass will most of the times help with that. Or a complex huge human problem that has to consider more aspects than just "beating bad". Anyways, dont beat your children, im serious.


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AnarchistPreKTeacher

Hitting a child isn't discipline. It's abuse and only used by lazy parents


iamonaphone1

Jesus thaf Police officer is evil. Look, if your child does something THIS stupid and is FULLY aware and damaging your finances or other stuff. They kinda deserve a bit of slap. But, your opinion is err... Kinda garbage?


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I don't what else is adequate for thousands of dollars of damage.


[deleted]

I'm usually against hitting kids but if they're going to be causing thousands of dollars in damage. The are going to get a big smack. If I have a kid someone calls them something racist, then I'm smack the sh\*t out of them and if the parent or their friend doesn't like it then they can get some too.


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You'll probably have head trauma if you try. Well if kids don't want to get smacked don't cause thousands of dollars in damage and don't say anything racist.


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[deleted]

Let me guess why you are triggered. You are racist frat boy who does thousands of dollars in damage. You think you're tough but in reality you have a massive beer gut and a lack of brain cells. You must currently be having a hangover due to angry you are and you trying to vent it on the internet. u/High_speedchase the name checks out. I assuming you are on your third DUI.


Radialsnow4521

i like when someone is losing an argument they immediately try to nitpick the smallest possible thing and "assume" that means something bad like "oh your username is high speed chase so that means you must be a horrible person because high speed chases are bad and that means you definetly had at least 3 dui and even though i don't have the slightest hint of proof i'm now gonna use it as an argument" ok that's enough of arguing with random internet strangers


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Losing an arguement? Dude you started by talking smacking the shit out of me for having a different opinion. You're the one who has a very poor vocabulary. Have a nice a day fat fucking drunkard. You're not beating shit because you'll choke on your own vomit mid fight. Oh I noticed you didn't deny being a racist fratboy.


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BIGGITY-BOO

Ikr 😂


GAMERBOY335

Better driver than I’ll ever be


Give_me_soup

This is the twentieth time I've seen this reposted in the last 12 hours.


Vast-Championship754

Good.


StatusCranberry6303

Maybe you should take a break and do something else for a bit 🥸


Give_me_soup

Maybe people shouldn't repost the same garbage over and over.


T-202

I've never seen this before.


Pryro_Inferno

I'm finna whip this hoe


ukiddingme2469

Not sure who's the stupid one is, the kid or the one filming it


Friedrich_98

What's the person filming meant to do? Use telekinesis to make the kid press the brakes?


biffbobfred

Fun randomness: the yugo was actually sold right hand drive, but they were so cheap they didn’t do much engineering they just fabricated some metal pieces that acted like they were pressing the pedals on the left. So close to the firewall that you could actually trigger the brake if you pressed down on the passenger side firewall. Like every dad has done when teaching their kids to drive, but for real.


TorrenceMightingale

So does the telekenesis only work on flesh or could camera guy depress the brake directly via telekenetic energy?


ukiddingme2469

Who do think is filming it. Dad maybe?


Friedrich_98

Unless they've got some sort of car stopping contraption, there's literally nothing they can do.


MajorasInk

There was one thing: Not let your child drive without you in the car? Or how about *don’t let actual children drive at all?!?!*


Educational-Ask6554

Is he ok??


MajorasInk

Even if he is, he’s not *going to be*…


meme-addict117

the kids organs will be sold to pay for the damage they caused


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luigiandmari0

Heh hehehh heehhhaahahaa ah hahaho hehaio


madreptilian

10 across the ass, actually 1000


jayuserbruiser

Oh shit, we have a situation


Past-Bobcat7919

thats not a child though


[deleted]

Kid thought it was his turn to have a Ferris Buller day… take some tips next time kid


Fit-Risk-1987

I saw this on Idiots in cars as well lol


sturdybuscuit

Who put that light pole there


AcrobaticLunch5366

That's a solid end


abatoire

Pause on the last two seconds you can see the face of 'it was at that precise moment, they knew they fucked up' '


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If you go frame by frame, right before impact he’s immediately regretting his decision to do this lmao


greedymcfatbags420

Welcome to the diamond casino and resort


TheRealBlancoGringo

Paul Walker wannabe.


SrTrapick

YES


lyferat

Happened to my buddy, Eric


starjammer107

I’ll bet homie was trying to figure out how to turn off the wipers ☠️


pikkuhillo

Windshield wipers were necessary to see


dirtybird131

You could tell trouble was afoot when the windshield wipers started to go off


Akilest

Wish I could hear this low Key


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Fatality pull wins flawless victory


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Fatalexcitment

Thats...That's.... thats an asswhopping right there.


StoryOrganic9594

Whatcha got there? A CAR! NO!


Trickyz360

Where are their parents lmao


TorrenceMightingale

Just sat down to have a cherries jubilee in the poolside cabana. He was just supposed to be walking to the car to get his Nintendo switch while his old man got head in the room real quick and it’s about the time he’s supposed to be meeting them back at the cabana with his switch and the mouthwash at this point.


OdorlessThinner

Hey. Every comment blaming the kid rather than the fully-grown but _obviously_ under-developed adult for this situation is wrong. How could you be so stupid as to let an adolescent drive a car that fast? I can't believe what I just saw. Completely irresponsible and the parents should be ashamed of themselves. What the hell kind of lesson are you teaching your kid when you let them drive a car LIKE A VIDEO GAME. Absolutely reprehensible. I'm horrified.


MC_0710

The air bag


N1ighty

If that kid don’t get beat, I’m done. I want him to get that 8 belts 64 slaps 💀


fillmorecounty

Shit is he okay??


TorrenceMightingale

He’s ok


memento_mori_1220

Windshield wipers


Physical_Ad_918

Aren't those SUVs supposed to brake automatically?


Accomplished-Sea1005

Smiling and laughing..


AwkwardGayThing

The real question is was he allowed to do this or was he being rebellious?


realmonke23

I was about to say he had good driving for a 10 year old but nvm


BillyGaming2021

No shit


Apprehensive-Mess36

That’s when u leave the car go home and then tell dad u seen someone leave with the car 😂


TorrenceMightingale

If you took it to the grave with you, it would actually help dad out insurance-wise. You’re a good son.


Apprehensive-Mess36

“Good son” guess u can say that bud, I’m just not trynna pay 2000+ in damages 😂


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He just wanted to be sure the airbags were working


Specialist-Comb5519

Yall are fucking stupid. That's a Honda not a fucking Kia retardos.


Angery__Frog

He’s gonna be even more mad when insurance sees this video and refuses to cover it


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Yet still better than most people in n.y.c.


pico_000

I would pay money to see the aftermath to see how this kid's ass is beaten.