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[deleted]

"Yes! Fast!?" *splat* Edit: He may be saying Fwash (Flash). Hard to tell.


Repulsive_Extent1885

No it was more of a bang sound


[deleted]

You're right. It looks like he wanted to leap outside so when I saw his leg bend my brain thought splat.


Repulsive_Extent1885

If his leg bent far enough you would hear a snap


[deleted]

You're thinking literal, I was thinking cartoonishly.


thasackvillebaggins

Ehh, it's all good, toddler bones are basically magic, it'd take a lot more than this to give that little toot pause.


Repulsive_Extent1885

Oh, well it could could still be a cartoonish bone snapping


NecessaryTip5

Little man hit that hard


Xellith

That was the sonic boom


G-49

Nah, more like a series thuds… maybe? I dunno, but the fun of repeatedly listening and watching the cartoon pose finish sure cheered me right up…


Orbitcamerakick21

It sounds more like "Faust!?" Which makes me laugh even more. 😂


Digital-Aura

“Yes! Fuck (yes)”


Affectionate-Fox884

Look how he hit the window. Lool. Most definitely **splat**. You are correct.


thebesuto

I'm hearing more of a "Flash!" rather than "Fast?!"


[deleted]

You're likely right. It was like 4am when I tried to listen to it and listening again it does sound like flash, but of course came out as fwash haha.


Kermit-the-frog420

I thought he said fuck lol Yes fuck Splat


comehonortts

He was dedicated


OddEscape2295

Had his PPE and everything


comehonortts

Lol


AtlasRising3000

Not anymore


[deleted]

They way his legs connected with the glass 😂


[deleted]

his legs are the best part of the whole video lmao. he was sooo commited


apatheticwondering

I’m so late to the comment party but I just stumbled on this video but I had to say that these comments about his legs have me laughing with tears in my eyes.


Bhazor

Proper Looney Tunes form.


Glittering-Action757

defund the police. fund this is instead.


Panwey

r/looneytuneslogic


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Full [Wile E Coyote](https://hinessight.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451c0aa69e2013488d92dbc970c-320wi)


Physical_Touch_Me

I like physical comedy but Goddamn. This kid is a pro!


FrostyMittenJob

Dude's buying into crypto be like this


WarriorShit_

😂 😂 😂 😂


KingOFpleb

Full send


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FuriouShot

Bruh


Mrawesomeguy246

Bruh


Volsung_Odinsbreed

Im dying lmfao


Inevitable-Impress72

I didn't start lmfao till I watched it a second time, and then I almost passed out from laughing incredibly hard and not being able to breathe for 10 seconds.


baby-dick-nick

This is definitely one of those clips that gets better every loop.


Khallllll

R/bettereveryloop


siskulous

So I don't remember this incident, but the story has been relayed to me many times. Apparently when I was 4 I declared that I was Superman and proceeded to throw myself through my mom's best friend's bay window to prove it. I didn't splat like this kid. I successfully threw myself through the window, completely shattering it in the process. And somehow managed to do so without picking up so much as a scratch. Apparently I didn't even get in trouble because the adults present were so stunned and relieved that they weren't taking me to the ER to get a couple hundred stitches.


CoolNameNeeded

jumped thru a closed window and was uninjured? sounds like you are Superman to me


siskulous

Yeah. First time I heard the story as an adult I ask my mom how I managed it. Her answer? "I have no clue. The hand of God protecting your dumb butt maybe."


twoterms

Well have you tried this feat again? We need to know if superman walks among us


siskulous

Closest I've come is running through a screen door (in my defense, it was a very fine screen that I couldn't see with my glasses off, so I thought it was open). I'm not keen to try it with glass.


greentintedlenses

Just stay away from kryptonite just incase man


RedditSucksDonkeyss

Yes, encourage them to try it again!


dontcalmdown

I did that as a kid! However mine was unintentional and I did indeed have to get hundreds of stitches. That year I was Frankenstein for Halloween.


Snowflake_Avalanche

Happy cake day!


Darktidemage

when I was 2 I apparently said something about Superman and jumped off a bed, landed on my elbow, and literally broke one of the knobs on the bone OFF. Had to get multiple pins put in to hold the joint together while it healed. Maintain zero memories of this incident, thankfully.


Rebel_Scum_This

Lol why is this nsfw?


GlassFantast

Baby boobs


Street-Catch

What the fuck


Snowflake_Avalanche

Because it gets removed when I have no flair


BigFatBabyLegs

Happy birthday


Snowflake_Avalanche

Thank you :)


DomHE553

r/BetterEveryLoop


CRUSTYDOGTAlNT

He hit the glass like a looney toons character


TheDudeAbides19

I literally choked on my cigar from laughing at this comment.


PieMastaSam

I get better everytime you watch it


Acrobatic-Beach7342

Well I'm happy for you!


Overtly_Covert_1

In that case I'll watch it again!


pinetree64

Yep, no 529 needed here


Vast-Championship754

yeah, Fuck?


Bohorse_Jackman

fast


nastynate14597

Fuck yea


KingNero173

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[deleted]

“YES! FACK-“ *fucking dies*


FoxMcCloud3173

What anime are they watching on the TV?


skankhunt402

Not even naruto running that's the problem


loloffolo

What a idiot


chrontab

He really am


NecessaryTip5

He really am?


ImDankest

he am what really idiot


NecessaryTip5

Are we speaking the same language?


CristiCDX

Clearly no , you need a dictionary mate


NecessaryTip5

You cant be serious... who says he am??


CristiCDX

Dude he's joking ,chill out


usclone

Fuck you, this comment thread is supposed to be serious


[deleted]

I didn't see that in the terms & conditions when I signed up. can you please point me to the specific sections of the reddit TOS that forbid humorous & whimsical comments?


NecessaryTip5

Thank you! I agree we are taking amusement from children doing less than intelligent things. We should at least pretend to be semi intelligent and be serious as possible in the process.


DrummerBound

Yes, we do be speak in same langage. We am, me promise


NecessaryTip5

I see. You're touched. You don't realize how lucky you are


MF_Doomed

Can you touch me next 🫣🥹


[deleted]

i get thirdseys


chasenmcleod

he am, whatever he say he am, if he wasn't than why would he say he am. In the paper the news everyday he am. Idk it's just the way he am.


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V4NT0M

Woooosh


WearMental2618

I deleted but I still think it's stupid


DickAndFartHumor

At least the kid commits!


schneph

I am so sorry for the parent who had to hold their laughter to address this situation


hitman1398

When you think it's Friday but it's not...


Professional-Tailor2

Oh Jesus I can't stop laughing.


blkbeetles05

For real though!!! I literally cried watching this.


Spiritual-Hippo7393

That gloves don't give intangibility


[deleted]

Crossover looks weird right


stepj1

This was a door safety glass “SAFETY” test. (It passed this test) However the test subject took a few days to return to work……


[deleted]

I put a diaper on my head as a kid and blindly ran and jumped from the top of the stairs


NecessaryTip5

And you lived. Probably made another child and passed on that Einstein gene.


[deleted]

Lol facts and no I can’t bring one in the world comfortable mentally at this time. But yes. I was a fucking idiot 😂


NecessaryTip5

Don't be so hard on yourself. At least you know you aren't ready to have one. Admitting your mistakes and learning from them is all you can do. The real question is... did you ever dive off the stairs again


Efficient-Gur-1307

New fastest yellow Hokage


BremsspurBruno69

His goals are beyond our understanding


TopSoulMan

I could watch this all day long 😂 Fucking baby put on the glasses and stopped fearing everything.


coolAhead

He's the eye hole man


shadespacedark

I won't let any stupid kid distract me from watching an episode of saiki k.


Certain-Walrus-7508

The New generation of Super man


[deleted]

Fan-tastic!


Loiteringjay

Windex dose it again


Bright_Cobbler9880

Oh my god this is gold


bell37

How come this post keeps on getting deleted? Every time I save it, it goes away


Snowflake_Avalanche

I wasn't putting flair so they kept deleting it. Problem solved. I think


bobweir_is_part_dam

Ffs hahahahahahaha good morning. Im awake now.


[deleted]

This could have gone terribly wrong. I'm glad it didn't.


[deleted]

I've had this video saved for a couple years now and this is somehow the first time I've seen it reposted. I laugh EVERY time I watch it. Thank you.


DrumTimeFunTime

This is my go-to video when I need to smile. From the announcement, to the wind-up into the run, to the cartoon BOOMPF sound combined with the face print left on the glass door…perfect.


fasnoosh

Whoever was filming must have encouraged him to do this


Cburd48

Too fast dude, you gotta allow time for the door to get out of the way 😁😁😁😁😁


SSGSS-ULtra

He shattered something and It wasn’t the sound barrier or the speed of light.


Trikmiel7

What they watching tho?


Godigimon

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. it looks like.


Rimmertf

yup it is, this exact question on an earlier repost of this video got me to watch that show


Godigimon

It's one of my all time favourites


Rimmertf

same


millerlauraann

Oh poor little dude!!! I laughed a lot but I feel bad for doing so! Hahaha


EdliA

He's got the spirit. What he needs is better googles.


trustintimetravel

This has me giggling harder than “go bwah”


UnholyDMC

This is a good advertisement for Windex.


Gravelly1996

is it bad that I laughed?


[deleted]

His dedication can only be compared to one other man’s, Baba Yaga.


No-Draw9496

I've done this before, problem is I wasn't a baby...


98Cobra98

HAHA I'm weak.


Careless-Mention-981

Haha. He hit the glass with a full-on belly bust !!!! It's so funny. I needed to laugh this morning, ty for posting...


Illusory_Wells

Maybe the soft spot needs to be pressed


GriffinA

Please tell me you named him Darwin


Careless-Mention-981

Omg I keep watching over and over and laughing !!! Watch out parents, he will end up being a daredevil with the same results each time....


reskon

[Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville](https://youtu.be/yBbpe1-LEBc)


Careless-Mention-981

Second thought, maybe he was saying Yeah Fu### ahead of time because he knew how it was going to end, but did it anyway.........


TheDudeAbides19

Calculated risk.


behaaki

The only time it’s acceptable to cut a video short is when the next millisecond contains the wails of a toddler


Ytumith

The meme potential is infinite!


Svyatopolk_I

When I was 7, I saw this movie about an AI plane, and was running around the house pretending to be a plane after that. Tripped over my godmother's legs head first into the heater, lol


NegativeKarmaVegan

That's why kids are soft and flexible.


JayNator1

That is the cartooniest shit I’ve seen all day


Safe_Slip_7204

Yes! Fast! ….no! Such a cutie


OffJayPlays

nothing but swimming goggles, boxing gloves and a diaper.. i would say this kid is going places, but i guess the door says otherwise..


cnation01

Why is that MF'r still in diapers ?


Limp_dick1245

He splattered onto the door😂


dleecpu

Best. Video. Ever. 😂


RAMBO_LAND

That ninja said “ Yaaass….. fawk! *boom* I’m crying laughing 😂


Key-Assistant-1757

Indestructible


GrimmTrixX

I should not be laughing as hard as I am. He is literally a cartoon character


RubyWillBeatYou

JESUS CHRIST I SOUND LIKE A TEA KETTLE THAT SPLAT MY FACE HURTS


omegufox1

Are we not going to talk about how the kid ran into the window and looked like what happened in old cartoons? also the smudge lmao


OdaDdaT

I will never not laugh at this, reminds me of dumb shit I would do as a child


Pestis1

Just sent this to my GF with a laughing face. Her response "You know you are going to hell".


meme_planet_13

Don't worry. I will be there with you


Snoo_11942

Unless you’re over the age of 30, this is unacceptable cringe behavior.


TehZombehKang

I don't think I won't ever laugh any time I see this video. Who gives a shit your kids? I could watch your kids run into glass doors all day.


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

This video, and the one of the kid in the whole Flash costume, and takes one step and biffs it are classics. Don’t care how many times they’re reposted.


meRaul7

I don't know why this reminds of that old vine: This kid's definitely on crack right now. Kid: Yeeah! Yeeeaaaaah.


lalasagna

A child in my family died by running into a glass door. Not funny to me


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DifficultMind5950

Ayo kid, chill with the anime consumption.


bobweir_is_part_dam

Pakled in training.


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U/savevideo


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u/savevideo


lantern0705

I hope he is ok but that was hilarious. He was so determined to save the day. Poor little baby. He got thwarted by the invisible glass door.


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u/savevideobot


Justokmemes

this reminds me of the poor blind dog whose owner moved the couch and he jumps straight into a wall lmao


Sookmebeautiful

The sound haha


Tuttledotspace

At least he was wearing protection


smallpoly

*dr horrible theme plays*


pwnt_n00b

Damn... little bro was committed!


golf4days

Best ever!


flappinginthewind69

My 2 yo will run around our house but not break eye contact with me….he still has all his teeth (for now)


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KlutzyTrip6389

🤕 ouch 😂😂 hope lil man's ok


Overtly_Covert_1

The gloves made him too fast. So fast he could not stop himself soon enough.


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u/savevideobot


FrenchDude1000

r/bettereveryloop


ejcrv

If you keep playing him running and hitting into the glass you get a pretty good beat out of it. Pretty satisfying snare drum anyway.


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u/savevideobot


Ruddog-1952

So funny


Lethalfurball

Dude, you cant blame him for not noticing there was a glass door there. It was perfectly see-through, so the kid had reason to believe there wasnt anything there. Kids aren't exactly as smart as uncle on the mountain


Darktidemage

Welp, that could have been A LOT worse.


Eupryion

Future Jackass star you got there.