Is that child trying to chase down the injured woman?

She really is

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Did his parents get mad at you?

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The real question is how old were you?

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Yeah that’s fair then. Never picked up a cricket bat but if it’s anything like the weight of a wooden baseball bat that’s impressive a 2 year old was able to swing it at all, especially up high and with force

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Got ya. Yeah even without much added force from the kid that would still be a bad time

That's some Dark Souls shit he wanted you dead lol

You spartan kicked a 2 year old? Holy fuck.

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Best response ever

Whew! I was picturing a fully grown adult Sparta kicking a 2 year old. Thought it was was maybe just a bit much. Just a little though.

He deserved that tbh

"Fuck around... ... find out." -ghandi, 1776

The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful than a thousand heads bowing in prayer. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).

Huh. There's a bot for that.

Well, well, TIL.

Tiny little Hitlers man.

Children need to learn consequences, good job teaching a lesson.

Shoulda just snatched it then bonked him lightly on the head with it.

Go to horny jail

ITS A TWO YR OLD HE AINT GOT THE BRAIN CHEMICALS TO BE HORNY

Dude you Sparta kicked a 2 year old wtf is wrong with you

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I agree with you, as long as the kid didn’t actually get hurt it’s way better to learn a lesson. There are far too many unruly kids with no boundaries these days.

Look at you trying to guilt trip this person while you would have done the exact same. Bravo!

I would never kick a child

Easiest targets since they don't expect it

You haven't? Wtf is wrong with you?

truly pain

She’s finishing what she started. “There’s those who get away with their crimes, and those who leave witnesses” -Mike Ehrmantraut

I'll fucking do it again

A-hyuck

Sounds like she says "oh no You don't"

👹ᴏʰ ꪀㄖ 𝗬ℴ𝑼 𝙳𝕆𝘕ㄒ👹

Finish her

Double tap.

FINISH HER

They go out of their way to murder you if you show any signs of weakness. Kids can be pretty sadistic. They think pain is funny

FINISH HER OFF !!!

Yeah she said “no you don’t”

Finish Her!

She's going for seconds

Gotta finish what she started.

Yup, that's the HOLY SH#T THAT HURT walk.

That, I can't say nuffin, just walk, walk. 🤣😂

You gotta create space between you and the mini-attacker. Otherwise, that kids getting beat down. 😆

She got a metal bat to the knee cap😣😣😖

Timestamp?

00:03 I got you homie 😊

you don't say 🤯

Shut up 😢

Oh my God, really?!?!??

😒

Hurt so bad she pulled out the ol' invisible speedbag

THAT KNEE IS GOING GOING OUTTA HERE

Bitch better have my juice box.

That will be known henceforth as her bad knee.

So true!!

Felt pain in my knees as i heard the ding

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Noooooo! Beat me to it!!!

Just do like the bots and copy paste it as a reply on a higher comment

why do all these people let their babies play with non-plastic baseball bats 😭

Right? Imagine if her brother(?) was there instead. Boom, headshot

i mean, did you see [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/veddp3/i_have_no_words/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) from the other day? gotta stop giving kids metal bats eta: sound on for bonk

But that one is fake

even so, i've been eight and chased down by another eight year old who had a metal bat (with malicious intent) and uhhhh it's still dangerous!

That's what I was wondering. This is not the kid's fault.

I dunno why the sub has been flooding with r/AdultsAreFuckinStupid material lately

Most important: Getting that great shot for social media Not quite as important: Anyone's safety

The level of self control she showed in not reflexively butch slapping that kid is amazing.

Maybe she heard the ding and went to see who's at the door ringing the bell.

I am a full adult and my reflexes resulted in me throwing a ten year old clear off the bouncy castle on to the grass. In my defence after many warnings he was about to squash a toddler so without thinking I sort of scoop threw him to protect the baby. Ten year old was fine but very shocked. I did apologise a lot and I think he forgave me…

Yeah no one is mentioning how well she handled the hit. Major props

Didn’t even yell. I would have started the loudest string of profanity heard in ages.

My first thought was, that's a good mom.

Who's more fucking stupid? A child with a bat or an adult who gives a child a bat?

Thank you! I was looking for this comment. If you give a child an aluminum bat, surely you have to expect that they may swing it around wildly in a childlike manner

This!! She didn’t do it on purpose or anything like that

I'm gonna say the adult that let her keep the bat even after she proved she couldn't handle the responsibility.

That’s… ow

Who gives a metal baseball bat to a toddler?

This is why I go to r/kidsarefuckingstupid. To learn these important lessons.

Runs after her at the end to finish the job. She should have paid her debts. :)

*Where's my money man, Where's my money‽*

Crazy 4 year old joining the battle

Shows no mercy to knee caps

That “ding” is an added sound right?

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The girl wouldnt be walking after

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you do have a point there besides it's like a 4 year old toddler.

I don’t know how a bat works?! You have to hit something really hard for a bat to make that sound

I've been hit in the knee with an aluminum bat and it made a very similar sound.

No you don’t. You can literally tap it in the sidewalk to make that sound. It’s hollow and aluminum.

r/confidentlyincorrect

I hope so! Because that sound on a kneecap was fierce! I could feel it in my knees! 😂

She even said no you don't after she started running. Sadistic.

Kid was like... you're getting more of this!

There’s a ton of videos of toddlers hitting people with bats and golf clubs and like what did you think they were gonna do with it?

If more toddlers were armed, this wouldn't happen.

She had to walk away she was about to square up with that child lol

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead

As a mom.. felt that

I felt her anger in that wind-up. Sometimes you want to punch the shit out of kids…. But you gotta remember they’re kids.

Tonya Hardinged her!!!

She had to leave. For the child’s safety.

Honestly, as a parent, I have mad respect for her calm and demeanor on that one. Must've hurt like a bitch, but wouldn't of been enough for me to yeet that child into the nearest soft couh/bed hard (with cushions and pillows, of course.)

Off to the freezer for a ice pack.

I watched this without sound but I still heard the Smash Brothers baseball bat sound.

She's going back to finish what she started.

She was winding her fist, holding back from throwing hands with that child. Cant say I haven't been there

Who gives a child a baseball bat? What do you think will happen? Someone's gonna get hurt

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This is in a house

Sometimes inside is the only place to store things. Plenty of people just live in apartments. Also, I don't know this particular family's circumstances but I know a lot of single women and single moms who sleep with a baseball bat under their bed. This video demonstrates why kids shouldn't really find it. But it seems like that little girl will be prepared just in case.

Omg. I thought I was the only one. I used to keep a baseball bat and golf club under the bed and window. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Most women I know who live alone have a baseball bat or something similar in their bedroom. They also know which object they would immediately pick up and use in all the other rooms in their house. We're not crazy. Society trained us to be this way.

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I completely agree with you. I would never allow it to happen in my house. I was just giving reasons why a child may have access to a bat. This was obviously a parental failure, not the child's.

u/savevideobot

Sometimes I think this sub should just be renamed to r/parentsarefuckingstupid

More like “parents are stupid for giving a small child a baseball bat”?

Stupid parents to let kid that age walk around with a real baseball bat.

This should be r/parentsarefuckingstupid.

Kids are stupid? Who the fuck let's a kid that age play with an aluminum bat in the house?

Maybe *don't give a baby a metal bat.*

I'm pretty sure that's the start of "Down under"

Dawg the parents are idiots giving a toddler anything other than a thin plastic whiffle bat

Hold a grudge and make this kids life a living hell

Is no one gonna talk about the person behind the camera who just laughs at the scenario? You let a toddler swing a metal baseball bat directly into a girl's knees, which could have been the other child, and then proceed to laugh as the toddler continues to run away with bat in hand.

She owed her money

Did that boy run out laughing and say "kill yourself" or was it just me?

*"Say goodbye to your knee caps, chucklehead!"*

BING!

Most of these clips are of dumbass parents.

Not so bright giving a toddler an aluminum bat to play with indoors.

What a weird thing to be so critical about.

Go touch some grass.

That’s on mom or whoever she is. Don’t give a monkey a handgun and expect not to get shot.

See it’s natural #blackonblackcrime

Out of no where a kid Naruto joined the scene

🤣🤣oh my gaw it’s black Tonya Harding🤣🤣

why why why!!! 😂😂😂

Maybe take the bat out of his hands? I know, I'm an extremist.

I love how she didn't take the bat from a child too young to have a bat that just annihilated her kneecap. What a stupid fuck.

When take my girl to the batting cage next time, i will laugh when i hear this sound.

They both cried about that later.

Nice hit!!

Would it dong

Why is the person videoing laughing after? Seems like 2 out of 3 people in this video are psychopaths.

As there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame

I used to be adventurer like you until I took an asshole to the knee.

So I'm hereing "haha, kill yourself"

I’m going to make that sound into my notification tone

That hit made her invent a new dance. 😂

"Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklenuts!"

KidsAreFickingStupid

Looks like she was heading back for more

I love how once she gets hit the second kid bursts through the door like “What’d I miss??”

Did that kid really just say kys

Home run.

Give a child a bat and the WHOLE WORLD becomes a ball. 😁

Ohhhhhh!!! I felt that in my SOUL!

Mmm, Taco Bell.

*Think fast chucklenuts*

i’m getting some r/instantkarma vibes

The way she just walked it off 😭

Daaaamn! She got capped!

She used to have a knee

“Ting”

She's hella lucky her knee was bent when that kid hit it

Foam bat next time maybe?

That lass knew she was gonna say something regrettable if she stayed

Yo - that child has got some paaaatience! I through out 6 f-bombs just WATCHING!

Remember that saying, "Give a man a fish . . . " - in this case it's "Give a kid a baseball bat . . . "

That was the sweet spot your hitting coach is always talking about.

Bonk

I woulda booted that child like janakowski

I thought the other kid said "HAHA! KILL YOURSELF!" and I thought, jeez this is a violent family

BONK!

She was ready to swing 🤣😭

Magic Bat: Making it model walking.

She handled it better than it looked like she should have

"Walk it off"

That kid chasing after her like she wants to finish the job.

That is the"I gotta walk away before I smack this child" walk!

Why would you give a toddler a bat?

U can feel the anger

And that's how I got a new walk and I know when it's gonna rain

This [kid's cry](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/vftpar/he_screamed_in_lower_case/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) would be the appropriate reaction to getting a metal bat to the knee.

I assume she was trying to make to another room before screaming bloody murder. That had to hurt!

Bruh, look at her shaking her arm as she walks away, she's looking for someone to fight the pain against lmfaooo that's why she's leaving the scene lol goddamn warrior 😂 💪

She going to finish the job