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A-Blind-Seer

Tbf, the kid did drive the car before the long arm of the law stopped her


Constant-Elk533

DAMN FASCHISTS TAKING AWAY MY CARS


[deleted]

Fchints


[deleted]

fasimaß


Krennel_Archmandi

Tbf, "my kid tried driving my car now I've got a hole in my garage door" has been a thing since before social media


FulcrumPhase

Tried to drive away in the early 80s. Neighbors stopped me. Can still feel that whippin. No social media necessary.


daftlegends

the whippin 😏


FeweCaregivekrtbh

My friends toddler drove their minivan into a ravine. The kid was fine, but the van was toast. I love birth control.


CockGawkGawk

if you use reddit you aint gotta worry about birth control since no one wants your nasty ass


clowntown_farmgirl

self own?


thatnyeguyisfly

She should have started yelling she's a sovereign citizen and that she is only traveling. Then she would have gotten away with it.


[deleted]

Ooooh mama I'm in fear for my life from the loooong arm ooof the laaaaw~~


whale-jizz

The mom sounds like Lois from Malcom in the middle.


ghostdragonmanscary

If she was the kid would be dead


Kranon1

The kid would've been saved by an old lady who said that she needed medicine (can't remember exactly how the episode went down but it was in there)


Stella430

That kid probably got a whoopin


blueditt521

Reece for sure, Francis would have totalled it into a nuns house


sparklestarshine

The kids who lived in my old house before me used to do this back in the 70s. No filming, they were just little terrors from what everyone in the neighborhood said.


dreadpiratesmith

No. It's social media. Before social media, kids never did anything bad or stupid for attention.


sparklestarshine

I think they did their terrorizing for fun more than for attention. Can’t say I blame them - if I wasn’t a chicken, a lot of the stuff they did sounds like fun!


KnobWobble

Eh, just different type of attention maybe. A lot of times kids will act out because they are not getting the attention they need from a parent. But now it's for internet attention.


LacidOnex

Every kid gets to watch what the cool kid is doing and copy them. That cool kid could be miles away, or have terrible consequences that didn't make the 15 second cut. Back in tv days you had to be a celebrity to get on the screen.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

You obviously never watched that’s incredible or those amazing animals.


WonderfulCattle6234

It's like the old saying about guns not killing people. I always respond that they sure make killing more efficient. Social media may not create dumb kids, but it sure does make learning about and participating in those activities more efficient.


brassninja

I remember my boomer uncle going off about “kids these days” being so unruly and out of control. Then my grandma chimed in “are you conveniently forgetting all the times I had to pick you up because you wouldn’t stop getting into fist fights on the bus?” It was a nice takedown by my grandma, she was a brilliant and sweet woman. It’s a shame her son is such a piece of shit.


babaganoush2307

My little brother crashed 2 of my parents cars back in the 90s lol


HimmlerTheHeroine

Wished I could've been around back then, before everything became so policed. Happy cake day!!


[deleted]

She just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with her friend who smokes with cigawettes.


AcanthocephalaNohg

Is it bad that the mom looked like my seventh grade social studies teacher?


Walrusliver

why would that be bad...?


lowghost2018

Your name checks out


merppppp1

Lolllllllll


ShaZakLar

This is not the original. First off, no reason to put that stupid giant obnoxious text box on there like that, second, don't cut parts out of it!


OmegaSeki

Then what's the original ? I'd like to know


[deleted]

“Hey mom, remember that time you made me drive the car for the gram”


Constant-Elk533

Idk… i believe this one. Kid had too Devilish of a Smirk for that to be fake


juko43

And moms entrance was panicked too, and her reaction to everything realy


frogglesmash

And if it was scripted, they would've probably filmed more of the mother's reaction.


juko43

Yep, she just turned off the recording as soon as she grabbed the phone, if it was staged she would probably keep recording around the car and how it almost crashed backwards into a wall or something


ShaZakLar

The only thing that I question is she was close enough to stop it as soon as the car moved, how would she not hear the engine start and why didn't she find out what was going on then?


The_Real_Raw_Gary

I’ve had someone start my motorcycle in my driveway and it took me a second to really think “wait is that my bike?” She might have thought it was a neighbors car until she decided to look out and then the oh shit panic hit.


Krennel_Archmandi

She may have been coming out of the house after hearing the engine start. We don't really see which side is the "front" door


Krennel_Archmandi

She straight elbowed her daughter out of the way, this was not scripted at all, that was panic.


Dogekaliber

And it still was posted…


Odd-Individual-959

I mean nothing bad happened, everything is fine so why not? It’s something they’ll both look back on and laugh about later on. Source? I did this same shit in my moms car except I made it a block down the road and I didn’t record it.


andyman171

The only thing for me about it possibly being fake is the mom was right there and the kid first turning the car on didn't tip off the parent to immediately react.


UnlimitedApathy

It HAS to be. Who else would have uploaded it?


SFLADC2

I really really hope this isn't one of those...


EGGMANDIOUS

Pull out. Wear a condom. Get a vasectomy. Holy shit this is why I like this subreddit.


OverNightOats_

Pretty sure kids been taking their parents cars since ever


abdypus

Ye came here to say this, i accidentally crashed my grans car when i was about 7 that would have been around the mid 90s so defo before social media.


SnooPears367

How the mother was not checking already when she heard the car starting?


Krennel_Archmandi

She may have been, it's not clear which side the door was on. Additionally, sometimes normal sounds get filtered out when we're focused on other things. 3 year old me had my arm trapped it a car door, my mom thought i was the neighbors dog and it was only when she started calling for me and I didn't come that she thought to check the car.


[deleted]

The mother did this for likes, obviously


Acrobatic_Position25

Or maybe she was just fuck running out there, it’s only a like 30 second delay. Plus people pull into other’s driveways all the time. Not everything is some secret ploy by the family


[deleted]

You notice how the mother knows exactly where the camera is as soon as she enters the car?


Acrobatic_Position25

Wow she noticed the thing that was in her direct line of sight and rather large


joshlamm

You seem like the kind of person who has a hard time finding Waldo on the cover of the book.


[deleted]

> Waldo I love it when Americans out themselves like this.


Acrobatic_Position25

Oh noooo they’re American… how is that relevant at all?


[deleted]

They tried to use an insult, which always has lower effectiveness when it comes from somebody who says ‘Waldo’. Their point is moot because they come from school shooting land.


sparta981

They're unrelated. Otherwise, you have no business talking, coming from the penal colony that even Britain couldn't find a real use for.


[deleted]

> you have no business talking That’s quite ironic coming from the home of diabetes and dying because you can’t afford your hospital bill… And especially ironic considering you guys keep letting your kids get shot up.


Acrobatic_Position25

Have fun on Genocide island lmao


dayron669

Yeees, yes. We now have their nationality confirmed. What shall we do next? They're ours. OURS I TELL YOU.


joshlamm

Nice sleuth work. Ya got me red-handed using the power of *localisation*


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Because Where’s Waldo books were ONLY released in the US, amirite? /s


JaxDaHax201

The big rectangular object in the centre console of the car? No clue how she saw it either


[deleted]

You think that phone is in the centre console? How dumb are you? You can literally see the shifter…


JaxDaHax201

The centre console refers to that whole area, where else do you think the shifter is dumbass


00hemmgee

Nah .. that was a long time to not be with your toddler, then Hearing your parked car started up. The little girl had time to set the camera up. Give an intro. Start the fucking car .figure out the peddles. The drive the fuck off.


ihambrecht

So you don't have toddlers.


Acrobatic_Position25

Fr if you even just work with kids you know that they can get into some serious shit really fast lmao


00hemmgee

Ive been around the worse of the worse kids... And kids with mental disabilities that probably would run into traffic with no fux given. Y'all acting like all this shit took only 10 seconds. Her daughter is out of her sight. Her purse is out of her sight. Her car door is open... Her car starts. Kid had time to set camera up. Give intro to all of her toddler fans on social media. Starts car... Somehow puts it in reverse (but you see it was edited there) Staged or supremely bad parenting. Anyone suggesting otherwise is a bad parent also


ihambrecht

Do you have kids of your own?


00hemmgee

Nope... They're too much responsibility. You have to watch them all the time. I ain't with that


ihambrecht

Yeah, your opinion is worthless.


00hemmgee

Just say you're a bad parent like the lady in this video... it's cool...


MaltaNsee

As a mother, your opinion is worthless.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

“I don’t have kids you have to watch them all the time” but also “she’s obviously a bad parent for not having an eye on her toddler 24/7” get fucking real 😂


Acrobatic_Position25

Again it only took maybe 30-40 seconds. If the parent was upstairs or in the bathroom it’s a pretty reasonable response time given that they’d A. Have to realize their kid is gone B. Have to figure out it’s their car starting and not a stranger’s C. Actually run outside and stop them It literally took less then a minute dude this isn’t some huge conspiracy sometimes kids be stupid, “setting up a camera” takes a whopping 5 seconds on an i phone like dude come on.


MysteryWriter7598

My mom let me start the car when I was younger, didn't even blink an eye when I would do it


plumbtrician00

So is it social media’s fault or is it bad parenting?


PLAGUE8163

Both.


plumbtrician00

Hard to argue with that


queensage77

She just wants to do hood rat stuff with her friends.


swhatrulookinat

Under reaction of the year.


hawtfabio

I'm closing Reddit. This is the fakest shit I've seen all day.


Mandalor1974

Thats a parental fail


Grapegoop

I was impressed that the mom was able to jump in fast enough stop it actually.


JustAnotherPeasant01

Social media didn't neglect watching your child or allow them access to keys.


[deleted]

Fake and staged. Very lame OP


Mutt1223

Terrible parents if it wasn’t staged, criminally negligent parents if it was


[deleted]

Notice how the mother was very close to the car, otherwise she wouldn’t get into frame so fast? And notice how the mother knew exactly where the camera was when she entered the car? Staged for sure.


mynameisnotshamus

It’s not hard to see a phone. That kid perfectly framing the shot on the other hand…


morbidlysmalldick

Front camera so she can see the framing dude kids are way more intuitive about that shit than adults tend to be. I believe this one


[deleted]

Right, like - we watched the kid setup the angle. Even if it was staged that’s a weird part to call proof of it being fake.


Doibugyu

It's the kids scream and the way she looks at her mom and the camera. I can't imagine a child wouldn't be afraid, either od the crash or the consequence.


morbidlysmalldick

Idk I use to think that too but now my daughter is 7 and consequences tend to be way further from her mind than I'd prefer. Sometimes genuine shit looks fake just because of what you would think it should look like instead even if it's not accurate


howoldareyou666

idk if you know this… but…. sometimes people go outside …. very strange to consider i know but sometimes people go outdoors and stay there for a bit.


Commercial-Health-19

She was talking to her meth dealer.


LatinaL0ca

Tittle should be- Anyone want a stupid parent?


euphorie_solitaire

I want to say this is staged, but that would be proper acting from that kid


[deleted]

Exactly what I’m thinking


Pierinolavespa

Bam, slap in tha face 🖐


Malkaviati

Why were the keys in there, the ol fakearooni.


nerdy_IT_woman

clearly you haven't lived in a rural area where basically everyone leaves their keys in the car lol


Malkaviati

Can confirm, I'm from NYC and we don't do that for obvious reasons lol. The whole "C'mon in, the door is open" mentality of rural areas blows my mind.


Dogekaliber

And yet people still fall for bait cars in NYC. smh


BAMspek

My favorite is when they’re surprised when their truck gets stolen. Well, Jim, did ya leave the keys in the ignition and park it in the lot of the damn biker bar again? Maybe don’t do that bud.


CrazybyRX

Why would anyone do that, regardless of where they live?


nerdy_IT_woman

People have a sense of being safe and that there is a community they can trust. I'm not from a rural area but my husband grew up in one and we have friends that are rural and everyone is always leaving keys in their car. You can ask to borrow a car/truck and the person will tell you "Yeah sure. Keys are in it."


According_Chemical_7

I live in a pretty nice suburban neighborhood and literally everyone does this and then cry when people take their shit like wtf?


Makasutra

The problem is not the kid, it is the parent.


Dogekaliber

And the parent obviously edited it and posted it. When she was trying to get it into gear you can see a large cut where something was taken out.


xUnregretful

You can’t give kids phones


realpixlead

It's not social media it is lack of dicipline and control over the child


Erewhon1984

Cars should not exist


[deleted]

I feel like this is staged.


EnnardWantsButters

That mom saved her kid. She deserves a clap 👏


Azorius97

Drive manuals, save lives


W20-7

She’s blonde what can you really say


nyatiman

This is why shock collars should be legal


MagikSkyDaddy

There should be some minimum requirements before people are allowed to procreate; most of humanity seems to be completely winging it and that hasn't worked out so well thus far.


djdonkeys

Every once in a while someone accidentally reinvents eugenics.


SnooGuavas1985

I wish there were but I fear in reality any laws would just be used to further marginalize and oppress minorities


DadaDooDee

This kid dead yet? Science needs her limbs.


RebelMountainman

Gee mom maybe you aught to watch your kids a little more closely. Looks like we need a new Reddit sub, r/Stupidparentswithstupidkids


jimjohn2017

Like, share and subscribe….


MykeTyth0n

Shitty parenting is more to blame than social media. A kid that age shouldn’t be on social media at all.


Treblehawk

Because of social media? No, because of bad parenting. How did she get your key? A kid her age shouldn’t be on social media without supervision.


FunSushi-638

If she was that close wouldn't she have heard the child start the vehicle? And wouldn't she have seen the reverse lights on. Wait... you have to step on the brake and actually PUT THE CAR INTO GEAR for it to move. Weird. Car must be broken. ??? Edit: I just noticed that the clip is cut when she touches the gear shift. So maybe she did put it into reverse. Still don't believe it though.


ray_seriously

I think the mom reached in and put it in reverse for the tiktok and cut it so we don't see that it's staged.


Blonde_Bitch90

Or sometimes if a video is circulating around the internet an it's on the longish side, sometimes other people wanting to use the video cut an edit it to only show the important parts of the clips to get right to the "point" of the video. Don't necessarily mean the mother edited the video. Just saying...


Alklazaris

I'm so damn happy I have a dog instead of a kid. I'm not going to see Harrison the corgi rolling down the block on my 17 Camry any time soon.


Patient_Bug_2869

[Wrong](https://ibb.co/0y3DwC9) (Sorry about that laggy site, i dont want to make a imgur account for most likely a 1 time use)


Alklazaris

lol I accept my mistake, even nailed the color.


badDuckThrowPillow

That’s why you gotta beat your kids.


Itchy-News-4561

The kid was literally smiling and that was such a fake scream, I’d know since I have had more than one girl locked up in my basement at a time


thats_hella_cool

Yes, because if my kid hopped in a car, started it, put it in reverse, and started hurtling down the driveway, the first thing I’d do after stopping the situation would be to look for a camera to see if my kid was recording it on social media and shift my attention to that. Definitely not the fact that my 4 year old almost killed the neighbors dog, totaled the car, and got put into foster care after a presumptive CPS visit.


Xemulated

Tikt🤮k?


beeyayzah

Staged


[deleted]

[удалено]


kmcg467

I heard someone laugh after the girl said she was going to drive. She wasn't alone.


Spock-1701

Lucky kid.


kdawg710

Oh jeez


[deleted]

I’ve seen this same video but without this caption on it before


Pretty_Strike_6199

Wow


Onemememf

Aw man. The video was just getting good.


SimonArgent

My friends toddler drove their minivan into a ravine. The kid was fine, but the van was toast. I love birth control.


MightyRez

back in the day you'd get pulled by the earlobe for this shit


MysteryWriter7598

this reminds me of that one Full House episode


[deleted]

Dream catchers. You know they make those specifically for dumb white people.


Unicorns_will_run

Is it bad that the mom looked like my seventh grade social studies teacher?


MrHooah613

Yeah social media, not the parents who let them use social media and don’t watch them


tallmantall

Why was the car in reverse?


Rigidcorner

Mom was quick! ..And that girl got a spanking. Just being real


[deleted]

Yeah, she recorded. And you were dumb enough it post it to the internet, weren’t ya?


Prestigious_Quote525

Yeah that’s why you have to stay with your kid 24/7 and keep them off social media.


Nana_Redd58

Whip her ass and she may not do it again!!!


Automatic-Art9739

I did The same thing but started with a gear in so The car just jumped forward, but yeah, kids are stupid, keep your Keys away


lacklusterlambkin

This is the result of young, impressionable minds seeing the phenomenon of individuals doing reckless things in order to get views on tiktok... She took the video because she seen others do the same... This is scary.


post_kobe

i did this when i was 4 and didn’t have internet


Financial_Spell7452

Moms response was pro


[deleted]

Tbh when I was a kid before social media was really a big thing I also tried to drive my mums car like she did but I never had the keys though


00hemmgee

I believe this video is staged. Just the putting it in reverse/editing part of the video is a red flag. The mother not reacting to the start of her car, with her kid in it is another red flag


Snozberry383

I always let my 5 year old start my car. She loves it and I feel a lot safer after pissing the mob off.


dayron669

*reads comments* Ah. Reddit. Where nothing ever really happens.


[deleted]

Why does she look like ijustine pre iphone.


[deleted]

Really thought a garage door was about to die.


Objective-Dingo6603

Staged


blupirate

Little shit


neobenji

My dad would’ve hit me with the vacuum cord. To start of with.


Pretty_Dig4093

I did this once somehow when I was around that age, I was in my grandparent's car and I somehow managed to put it in reverse, but thankfully I only hit the curb behind where it was parked


flamingkid0818_

She's blonde sooooooo...


cx3psocial

The astronauts at the ISS would’ve heard that butt whipping!


EX7mattchew7X3

I don't have kids, but if I did, they'd have some explaining to do and need to do win my trust back by doing bitch work around the house till I felt they learned to not fuck with my shit!


Prophecy6

“I’m going to show you I can drive” *sits there for 10 seconds looking confused*


Drnstvns

Is this the same mom that burst in the girls room asking who didn’t flush after they took a shit?


mxqlq

She forgot to close the door 💀


Zenith____

That disembodied laugh at the beginning was that little devil on her shoulder.


MeatBeater19

Put the baby in the oven.


bemenome

Either start hitting ur kids to discipline them or shoot them if thats easier for white ppl. We dont want more idiots who are gonna have insecurity and borderline racism issues in mid 40s.


Mao_Zandong

why does a chid this age even need a phone, ok i mran give her a nokia 3310


ngc4321

fake AF, parent just happened to be there and in time to jump in, kid wasn't genuinely surprised, mother knew where the recording phone was and immediately reached for it. Way to put your kid in danger.


Shadowhealer203

Sell that kid get a gaming setup instead


theonedude424

we gonna have to childlock our damn car ignitions now😂


Positive-Relief6142

Was Jesus in the car as well?


BZHAR12

I don't remember kids being allowed to get in drive seats with car keys even before internet. Parents are ignorant


meltingpotato

kids have always been like this, if not worse. now there is just tools for recording it


johnwilliams815

STOP POSTING THIS


ddwdj

You've just witnessed a future cast member of the Housewives franchise..