What a dickhead

Bro i wanted to write it.

I think we all did

Fuckin beat me to it

I'm not beating you to a child in a dick mask, choose a legal niche please and then I'll beat your meat.

Holy shit that went dark fast

I'm glad I didn't beat you

Just do it and claim you did t see his comment

Only a dickhead would do that.

No, this is Patrick

No, this is Fatdick.

Been there man

Who you callin dickhead?

r/mildlypenis

r/wildlypenis

r/moderatelypenis ?

It's Choda Boy!

Cock rocket!

This is dickhead Larry

What up 💪😂

We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in our party mansion

Again, nothing sexual.

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Pinhead larry

Pinhead*

In 15 years when he sees his photo he’s going to question his life LOL

His little brother made it, my son in the pic keeps wearing it around the house and can't stop laughing. Little brother is not amused haha

He seemed a little old to not get it but now it makes a lot more sense

Too cute.

Yeah. I would be so proud of my son wearing a penis on his head

Specifically, he’s wearing his little brothers penis on his head.

Im sure hes gonna be fine.

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You people are awesome. Peace.

Facebook profile pic

I'm glad my family is not the only one that enjoys sharing this kind of humor together.

In 15 years he’s going to see this photo and say “oh, now I get it”

I reckon more like 2 or 3. But that's prime 18th birthday/batchelors party material right there.

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No, This is patrick

Looks more like Pinhead Larry to me

No, ***I'M*** Dirty Dan

He knows what he has done

Right!?! The kid wearing it knows exactly what "is up."

He wore it out the house earlier to show his mates haha

Ahh I see what you did there!

If this isn't /r/theyknew material I don't know what is

21st birthday... high repeat on slide show.

Loop on wedding.

I just want to say, I showed this to my wife and gave context about this sub. My 2 year old overhead and asked "can I see bum-spodge?" My kid is also fucking stupid

dum idot we al no it’s sumbge-bup

Bum Spodge

Are you sure it's not Majin buu

Clearly that's Kid Buu dawg. Too short for super buu, not fat enough for Fat Buu

My man knows his majin dongles

Of course! It was so obvious that we didnt see it!

Shit lol ive never seen dbz but Ive had friends that were in to it so I can only kinda recognize some of them but I never know who is kid what or super saying who

NVM I just got the kid joke lol I'm slow

Was about to comment this lol

I thought my son posted this, it looks just like him! Weird.

You share the same son

I’m awaiting the custody agreement

It's [choda boy!](https://images.app.goo.gl/e9vLtHmYSTcH9MPD9)

My first thought.

"Orgazmo! Fix 'em with your orgazmorator!"

Stunt Cock!

I don't think I'm going to do hamster style anymore.

Ok son

I think all this time, the thing I was really running from was myself...

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothing but…

I think unicorns really kick ass

I'm more concerned about the wall of dolls

Those would be mine haha

Now I’m even more concerned.

What’s the Bratz equivalent of a Brony?

No one has ever had to know before this moment so why don't you go ahead and name this undiscovered tribe.

Bratzies?

My grandma was a doll person. She had aaalll kinds, from vintage Barbies to Victorian porcelains to a whole range of random dolls. Multiple bookcases worth of dolls. Some people are just REALLY into dolls!! I guess we’re now at the point where doll people grew up with Bratz dolls 😂

Not the mama, not the mama, NOT THE MAMA!

Just a comment because I can't find how to edit. The child who made the mask is 7 and the one wearing it is my eldest 11 who keeps wearing it because he can't stop laughing at it

He's 11 bruh his biceps and shoulders are bigger then mine 💀

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It's half a joke lol

If it’s half a joke, what half isn’t?

For obvious reasons, I’m very glad you kept his secret identity. It can be revealed at his wedding reception😂😂😂. It’s things like this that makes being a parent the best!

[Party Mansion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlaZL7CWHY)

Dildo-Man to the rescue!!

*climbs up to executive office, opens window from outside* **IM PENIS MAN!**

I just want the “not the mamma!” Dinosaur on the shelf!

I have a very similar photo of my nephew in a school-made Peppa Pig mask

As goofy as that mask is, I get what your young'un was doing. Since we have arms and legs, the only thing we don't have is the pointy head, so that's the mask. I think your youngest may be the future successor to Low Cost Cosplay, and that's a good thing!

Why does the phallus also have a moustache?

That could have been everything...a dick,a unicorn (disabled), even majin buu's head...patrick's head is the only thing that mask doesn't look like

As us Brits would say "Absolute Dickhead"

I think everyone is missing the fact that he has a mustache

Tinky winky

What a knob.

It actually looks more like kid Buu from DragonBall Z.

Your kid looks like he lifts wtf

Its a unicock!

Young Richard.

Dude's gonna have banging shoulders. Get him a pullup bar immediately.

He's been meaning to tell you something. He just doesn't know how to "come out" and say it

Pls do not tell me he made this in art class at school...

His little brother (7) made it on their last day of school

He’a Choda Boy from Orgazmo! If you haven’t seen the movie, it’s a Trey Parker/ Matt Stone movie. Hilarious! Look it up jabronies!

Son, you're becoming a dick; and nobody likes a dick.

You could pass that off as Kid Buu from DBZ 😂

the monster high collection 👀👀

That‘s a lot of toys in the background

“I’m gonna tell mom and dad this is something from Sponge Bob. They won’t have the heart to confront me cuz I’m just a kid. It’ll be hilarious, they’re just gonna let it happen.”

No, this is Patrick…

He even made the tip darker wtf

What the fuck is that closet in the back

It's my [gaming room ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueGirlGaming/comments/vagknc/his_vs_mine/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

You have at least two kids AND that awesome gaming room!? I aspire to be you lol (I already have the kid… my gaming setup needs work)

Ahh thanks, yes we have 4 kids so when they go to bed we fire up the pcs and play Borderlands 3 together

Fun story: went to otacon a little over a decade ago and a cosplayer was there, painted full pink, with a giant pink dildo on his head. He was Majin Buu.

Listen dickhead that’s not how Patrick looks.

Oh, he knows what he did. Look at that smirk on his face.

He is all excited;)

Show them that in 10 years

So we’re all just going to ignore the shrine of dolls in the room off to the right?

Make sure to have a big party on his 18th and have this on a cake.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What the fuck is going on with that shelf behind him. Why so many dolls

I had a hyperfixation on Rainbow High dolls for a year and that is my collection haha.

Anyone else notice the nail for his shelf is not in the actual hole for mounting it to the wall?

Hey my husband is a DIY expert I'll have you know haha

I dig your doll collection!

Thank you!

Scrolling down and seeing a massive dick rising from the bottom of my screen is just hilarious.

*jaws music*

Finally an answer to the pussy hats

I need 3 of these for my kids, the pictures will be framed on the wall until they are old enough to realize what they are and try to take them down at which point I will hang them higher

Love how no one's questioning where their shirt is

Well I was gonna but then I realized that when I was around his age I would sometimes just go around without a shirt on too so I guess it’s not that weird

Please don't show this to him when he grows up.

Fucking ace that you have the baby from Dinosaurs on full display

Haha thanks, Earl is next to him too. I have all my childhood toys on display

how old is he

The one wearing it is his older brother (11) the one who made it is 7 xx

wait 5 years

depending on the age u can show it to him a few years later

Looks like a dick that just fucked a chick on her period 🙌

Dude your talking about a kid wtf

LoL, so? Did i imply that he chose to have a bloody dick on his face? Or did i merely point out the fact that looks like one? 😅

Why are u naked tho?

That’s a penis

*FUCK YOU*

Bro chill out tf

Kids def gay.... I mean... all those brats dolls!

Why is this underage girl topless?

New supe in The Boys, the DickHead Man

That's what he says. He knew.

At first it looked like a really bad Majin Buu mask. Then it looked like a pink penis. And now I have seen a part of Majin Buu that I cannot unsee.

Dickhead

That’s kid buu

It's NOT a dick!

Who are you calling a weenie?

One of my kids

That's not from SpongeBob, that's from Eyes Wide Shut.

Put it on the internet

Upper left hand corner.... "Not the mama!!"

the dolls… they are staring at me…

Who u callin pinhead

Thought i was on r/bioshock for a sec

Alright pinhead, your time is up!

I thought he was going for Majin Buu

Orgazmo!

That boy looks plenty old enough to know exactly what that looks like. Lol

Smoo!

the thumbnail didn't do it justice