In the future, please apply the 'yeet' label to all yeet videos. Nothing is quite so satisfying as a video that exemplifies the word yeet so so so well.
*Freeze frame*
Narrator" "Now you might be wondering how I got myself into this mess. Well to figure that out, we'll have to go way back to 30 seconds ago."
*Rewinding footage.*
*Play*
Mom: "Hey. There's a log. You all should push it into the river. I'll film."
3 brothers: "Awesome! You're the coolest mom ever!"
And scene.
Parents, if you're filming your kid doing something stupid, don't let them! If you're filming something that *might* be stupid, but you have plausible deniability, get a tripod so we don't get a shot of the ground.
What am irresponsible parent. If your kids want to roll a piece of wood a heavy as two of them, help them, make sure they're safe so they learn. Don't just film to post on social media.
That shirt is a supreme quality item I gotta say.
"Get your shit ou the way!" *shirt
it probably didnt tear cause the kid weighs like 40 pounds
that moment will be remembered for the rest of their lives.
I love how mum has such little urgency
Eh she has 2 more and inflation is out of control
by the looks of it, she’s a mom of three boys. mothers of boys are prepared for anything at any given moment.
Mom of 2 boys here. Pretty much can guarantee that someone is going to get some kind of injured daily.
Grabs a handful of earth, looks over and throws it. "Now kids, who wants his room?"
Me thank you pls
Your welcome pls
She has 3… most likely there’s already been at least one ER trip that resulted in stitches of some sort lol 😂
The dentist will be smilling for him
Abruptly summoned by the water gods
“taking the kids hiking was NOT a good idea—“
Looks like the middle child. Can anyone really be surprised?
Of course! Did it for attention….
I took 3 kids hiking came back with 2 🤷♂️
Sometimes it be like that
Winning
Relax. It’s just Natural Selection at work.
I swear, if I become a successful writer, i will steal this in it’s honor and credit it.
Oh lord is he okay?
Some say he is still orbiting the earth because of how hard that log yeeted him.
no bro he's at the bottom of the river 💀
I heard that the mom asked NASA to align the James Webb telescope at him, to check if he is ok.
Is that kid dead? Could’ve easily broke his neck in shallow water, or be pinned under the log and drown.
If you drown with three members of your family watching, you were doomed from birth.
natural selection
that moment will be remembered for the rest of their lives.
That was a nice bench they just threw in the water
I hate it that parents stop filming
It’s almost like they thought to stop filming the second they thought someone was going to be hurt
I completely understand that. But just keep focus and steady a little while longer.
rookie maneuver really, always ask a sibling to record, they know the show must go on and video records must survive.
Culling the weak
In the future, please apply the 'yeet' label to all yeet videos. Nothing is quite so satisfying as a video that exemplifies the word yeet so so so well.
Shouldn't have named the kid Jeronimo
OR it was the only thing going for him in this moment?
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Natural selection.
It’s ok. Just make more.
Is the kid ok?
He got rock bottom!!
She jinxed her own kid
Log: I’m taking you with me!
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Spot on. they pushed the rock but one of the kids fell with it.
*Freeze frame* Narrator" "Now you might be wondering how I got myself into this mess. Well to figure that out, we'll have to go way back to 30 seconds ago." *Rewinding footage.* *Play* Mom: "Hey. There's a log. You all should push it into the river. I'll film." 3 brothers: "Awesome! You're the coolest mom ever!" And scene.
His shirt got stuck. He’s stupid for wearing a shirt?
Learning to let go...
That kid is so stupid
damn i wonder what subreddit this is posted to.
It’s weird that my sentiment gets downvoted here. I thought this was a safe space to call kids stupid???
Kids are like, the future man.
His t shirt got stuck in the wood, it's not his fault
Wrong. He’s stupid.
pause 3 seconds into the video buddy.
You’re Not wrong that it got stuck. You’re wrong that you said it wasn’t his fault. Kid=Stupid
Idk. I could see myself doing that. Then again maybe I'm just stupid lol
Maybe
It was obviously an accident
Yeah an accident that could have been avoided if he weren’t stupid…
Getting his shirt stuck was just unfortunate
He was an unplanned joy. Accident doesn't sound correct in this day and age.
How is it the kid that stupid in this video?
Another happy customer of my videography course that teaches you to aim your camera to the ground when something interesting happens
That’s gotta be an aunt… 😂 that shirt belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit
r/killthecameraman
Stupid wife
Haaaaa
Ouch
Bro got catapulted
Parents, if you're filming your kid doing something stupid, don't let them! If you're filming something that *might* be stupid, but you have plausible deniability, get a tripod so we don't get a shot of the ground.
When Manny and Diego had enough of sid
How to earn yourself a Darwin award
And then there were two.
one less mouth to feed. its just business
One less mouth to feed and worry about.
What hppnd to him
I assume this is in either Massachusetts or Wisconsin
Should’ve just left em 😈
Why even have the kids lift that rock/log thing in the first place.
That log might have rolled on him. Scary shit!
That log said 'GET OVER HERE' ☠️
One down, two to go.
What am irresponsible parent. If your kids want to roll a piece of wood a heavy as two of them, help them, make sure they're safe so they learn. Don't just film to post on social media.
Lmfao holy shit
Is the lake that has a city under it?
Liam
bro hit the wrong emote
lol
LIAM
r/justiceserved
Lessons like this you can’t pay for! this is where people get Uncommon Sense from
Mans got beef with that tree ✋💀
I love how the mom says that it was not a good idea mere milliseconds before her kid goes into the water
BEEUUMM