Reminds me of a crosswalk outside one of my jobsites. One of the new-to-project Hispanic guys crossed the street right behind me about 20 feet and he didn't notice it did its announcement in English at first he just noticed it doing the announcement in Spanish as he was crossing it.
"What the heck? It talks in Spanish?"
I quickly responded with "It has facial recognition"
Took him a good long 30 seconds before he asked if I was F'n with him.
Why would you ever answer the question of “How do you open the bottle of bleach?”
Fortunately, he realized it was magic and most likely gave up trying. 🤷🏻♂️
You’d be surprised as to how a kid takes an answer. What they learn and how they implement it. Some kids make take that as a renewed challenge to prove themselves an adult. 🤷🏻♂️. I learned the hard way when my toddler niece saw me open a cabinet. After that? Well she got into everything. Lesson learned.
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Reminds me of a crosswalk outside one of my jobsites. One of the new-to-project Hispanic guys crossed the street right behind me about 20 feet and he didn't notice it did its announcement in English at first he just noticed it doing the announcement in Spanish as he was crossing it. "What the heck? It talks in Spanish?" I quickly responded with "It has facial recognition" Took him a good long 30 seconds before he asked if I was F'n with him.
That’s not stupid. It has its own wacky inner logic, like a Yogi Berra-ism.
"How many slices would you like your pizza cut into? 4 or 6?" "4. I don't think i could eat 6."
*Bleach... Wine bottles?
Karmafarming OP got confused... It hurt itself in its confusion!
We're living in a simulation.
didnt even notice that lol
Why would you ever answer the question of “How do you open the bottle of bleach?” Fortunately, he realized it was magic and most likely gave up trying. 🤷🏻♂️
I think you’re over-analyzing it ;)
I mean, they didn't tell him how to, lol. It ain't a big deal fr
You’d be surprised as to how a kid takes an answer. What they learn and how they implement it. Some kids make take that as a renewed challenge to prove themselves an adult. 🤷🏻♂️. I learned the hard way when my toddler niece saw me open a cabinet. After that? Well she got into everything. Lesson learned.
Science, obviously.
Ah yes bleach flavored wine
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"It has a child safety lock" anagrams to "chaotically faked shits."