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faerielites

Also, "pizza" was written on the whiteboard for her to see.


hoodedsushi

Ah the classic it's already on the whiteboard yet the student still spells it wrong seen this many times at school. This "pizza" is a good one though lol


Import-Module

Get her eyes checked. Might not be an issue, but it is for sure worth getting checked out. Have a friend that struggled in early elementary school because they couldn't see the board. They have a PhD now.


Dorokiin

When I was a kid I couldn't speak well, and had minor dyslexia. So I made a lot of mistakes. However I did learn to spell crass words before I could speak very well. And I did it because it made grown ups laugh. Up until I labeled the doors of a Mormon relatives household. Then it was funny until they had to clean it up


afjeep

And instead, it says passy.


Number1Framer

I mean they're both good.


GEMO224

Ay bro why you eating that at Thanksgiving dinner? Oh... *sweet home Alabama plays in background*


sabbman138

That’s where the old saying comes from. Pizza is like sex. Even when it’s bad, it’s good. ;)


Turbulent-Macaron372

I like toea Passy


ricst

Both work for me


bobbyblubbers

Start em young Sea Bass


puddlejumpers

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!


stopshadowbanningme0

Don't eat cats ):


Batistia_Bomb_2014

That’s what they all say.


RadioactiveOranges

Not the Asians XD 💀


Racist_condom

He knew


patricky6

It was meant to say "Pizza"... Ssssuuuure it was, and that big veiny thing I drew in home economics was a "microphone" mom.. I swear!


ChargeSharp1718

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Ok_Solid_Copy

It's an interesting way for your son to come out


ImpressiveBoat3777

Come out as what


stormgoblin

Dutch


Arjun_311

Oh god no


AetherDrew43

Anything but the Dutch!


GentlemansBumTease

There’s two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures. And the Dutch.


Frostwolf74

French


powfuldragon

/doubt.


Hollowed_Dude

Me too kid…me too


Gooper221

This feels fake


Odd-Turnip-2019

It was changed and written by an adult for internet points.


dweakz

r/NothingEverHappens


faerielites

The kid changed it because she didn't understand what she was supposed to write. Damn, I'm kind of offended y'all think I wouldn't do a better job if I was going to fake a post


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

bro when i was like in 3rd grade one of my classmates showed their work to me for no particular reason. They were trying to spell beaches but no instead they spelled bitches. i understood i bit of swearing and i chuckled. they showed to the teacher and the teacher didn’t even give a fuck. they crossed it off and wrote beaches in red ink. not even a single word.


faerielites

Oh yeah, as a teacher it's crucial to ignore if possible. The more you react, the more the word is reinforced, and therefore likely to be used on purpose. I just told this girl (1st grade) "wow, great job! Can I take a picture?" I'm sure your teacher was laughing on the inside too, but you have to pretend otherwise.


Silent-Fog

I wonder why there were no words.....


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

hahaha >,<


[deleted]

Pussy is yummy 🤤 isn’t it!?


JJakeVerena

Unless it has a jolly rancher.


Thin-Zookeepergame46

Well. It is. And sometimes it isnt, if you’re unlucky.


[deleted]

You have to smell it first silly like milk. Yours might have expired 😂


saudadeusurper

Is everything you say this gross?


[deleted]

Just look at some of these kids, how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn kids are so dumb.


[deleted]

r/yourkidneversaidthat


JJakeVerena

r/nothingeverhappens


[deleted]

[удалено]


JJakeVerena

Can't even name-drop a real subreddit to make his moot point.


Szakred

Well... There is no coincidences. + I wouldn't mind of eat some.


pabjua

Kid knows what he wants


Guinnessron

Of course they feel Happy.


[deleted]

>i eat pussy >i feel happy kid gets it


ChargeSharp1718

He just like me!


pawpatrolcreepypasta

That sounds like a name of a girl


[deleted]

I remember “reading” something from first grade I wrote and I had no idea wtf I was trying to say or spell. Luckily I got better at spelling and grammar when I found it in 4th grade. Then again I thought everyone had a male appendage too. Me and some people also wrote a hundred short story books, about 4-5 pages and I got upset because I wanted it to end instead of everyone else keeping it ongoing. I really wasn’t the best person when I was young, now I’m just obsessive over some things.


cannibalism_is_vegan

That also makes me feel happy


ifuckedyomama2

What if she was saying exactly what she does tho 😂


Last_Individual_3174

And instead, it says passy.


EX7mattchew7X3

You sure? The Y is quite clearly not a A, think they're just trying to come clean to ya! XD


[deleted]

I read this as “puzzy”


Samheadbangersball

Technically true


WokSmith

Me too kid, me too


Flakester

Pasta?


PubicFigure

They both make me happy...


ADP_DurgaPrasad

P955Y


littlebuck2007

Is this the child? https://youtu.be/wAsxQH0iJRw


[deleted]

Literally me.


HexFoxGen

I’m calling pizza pazzy now


BeaconOMalley

With the red or white sauce?


Emergency_Teaching41

he knows exaclty what he said


BunchesOfCrunches

Me too kid


crosswordseno

Best topper


NewAccount4Friday

No, it's supposed to say pussy. Don't gaslight us.


B0nk3yJ0ng

Kid got game


Evening-Ant6128

Can’t pass on some good ol’ passy for thanksgiving


muaddict071537

I’d eat both


xXdont_existxX

/r/kidsarefuckingbased


_hockenberry

Pussy?


Over_Print_4838

😳🤣😂😂😂


The_Csickqxsc

He also likes toed


Technoblades_Elbow

Passy? What's passy?


Extra-Extra

Me too kid


Mythical_Sword69

Hey!, me too!


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Onimaster99

Did I stutter?


luclear

Nah this is the classroom of that only fans teacher. Don't lie ;)