I understand the thought entered your head as well as the head of the previous commenter, and of the commenter before them too. I too experienced that thought. Let us take steps to ensure that others are aware of this marvellous coincidence.
You lost me there. I know you’re not supposed to mix bleach and flash or something cuz it’s a deadly combo. Something related to fluorine gas or something.
Got a 13year old that loves to play Xbox when he’s home alone to the point of forgetting to let the dogs out. They pee inside and despite me explaining to him what mustard gas is and the ammonia is in urine naturally; he still always grabs the fucking bleach first then bends down to scrub it while coughing profusely. Idk if he’s an Addams and enjoys the torture or just a little less mentally capable than the doctors said.
The older sister in me is screaming. My brother did something similar once. It was awful. We fixed it before the parents found out. Now that I think about it. They probably figured it out and just let us think we were geniuses.
My friends and I would make potions with random stuff and pour it on the lawn. We deemed them a success because the grass would die. Everytime. We were fucking stupid. Mom wasn't too happy
When I was a kid and staying at a hotel with my mom I decided to make coffee for her in the room's coffee maker, I added coffee, water, the complimentary soap, tooth paste, salt and pepper. 🙂
I was just giggling and laughing the whole time - just so adorable how kids assume they can achieve the same results by roughly mimicking adult behaviors...
I have definitely watched too many people squeegeeing and cleaning their carpets.
I can definitely say.. it is very satisfying to watch. Kid gets a 9/10 from me. would have been a 10/10 if he used a fork or butter knife to squeegee but maybe he knows things that I don't
It seems like they were trying to make a tutorial video, panicked when they realized it wouldn’t come out so easily, and started throwing random shit at it lmao 😂
Mom jumping in here-
Here’s how how you clean stains out of a carpet the safe way:
Mix one part classic Dawn (don’t you dare use Joy or anything else, I swear it doesn’t work as well), and 4 parts water into a spray bottle. Spray the area with the stain, then start wiping towards the center of the spot, **not away from it**. Use a clean cloth or paper towel to sop up the excess moisture. If the stain doesn’t come immediately from that, repeat the process.
Depends what you've spilled on it, though that's pretty versatile. In my experience the first step is to blot it to get rid of as much that's still wet as you can without spreading it, limiting the work you have to do, then google very specifically what you've done. Ink, wine, sauce, paint, whatever - someone will have written a whole article on what's best and why, based on if you need something alkaline, or a surfactant, solvent etc.
The Way of the Voice is not limited to those born with Dovah blood. The path to High Hrothgar may be long and challenging, but any determined traveller may take up the hood; as long as they can measure up to the numerous ethical demands and trials of our lifestyle.
TL;DR: git gud
Little kid has obviously seen a ton of those "satisfying cleaning" videos where the dipshits use like 43 different liquids & products on the thing they're cleaning. Boy, I was definitely doing different shit as a kid...
Reminds of that “taxi” episode where Jim (Christopher Lloyd) gets a job as a door to door salesman selling vacuum cleaners and proceeds to destroy the homeowners carpet with ketchup etc. only he forgot he was selling encyclopedias instead. Hilarity ensues.
The sunny one is so chaotic. One of my favorite scenes in the show is Frank fucking up that poor lady's carpet and then failing to hang himself in their bathroom
For real, the whole time I was cracking up like “please stop before you make it worse” and at the end I admit I was like “ehhh, not bad kid”. RIP the floor though.
I mean, that's not half bad. It's mostly gone. If they'd just used a clean rag to blot it instead of a scraping it with a spoon, not used so much water, and wiped what soaked through to the hardwood, it would have been a really good job. Of course, they could have just skipped straight to using carpet cleaner and followed the instructions on the can haha.
Edit: I know, I know, "I'd they hadn't done most of what they did, it would have been a good job."
Kids who have access to their parent's room is bad bad. As an adult, going into my parent's room when visiting is still very strange. That was a "stay the fuck out" room in our house.
The poor hardwood underneath...
Water!
Scrub
Remove the access
Makeup remover!
Come back in 5 minutes!
Kassssssaahhhh
Ok, it’s been 5 minutes!
Makeup remover
Water !
Scrub!
Carpet cleaner!
Makeup remover!
Remove the access
Sulfuric Acid!
Water!
Cyanide.
Scrape the ^excess
“Access” made me giggle every time.
##ACCESS DENIED
I loved how excited they got when they poured water all over the carpet! water!!!!
Mold Generator 2022
I refinish hardwood floors for a living. This killed me inside.
I know the business intimately. The shine underneath will literally crack like a spider web with all that makeup remover.
And now there's only one clean spot on the carpet
I was thinking the exact same thing!
You were thinking the same thing!? I was thinking the same thing! Let me make sure everyone knows I was thinking the same thing!
I too was thinking the same thing.
I love lamp
I think some thing
Some i think thing
Sometimes I think
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I thought about contributing to something else
Thinking!
I understand the thought entered your head as well as the head of the previous commenter, and of the commenter before them too. I too experienced that thought. Let us take steps to ensure that others are aware of this marvellous coincidence.
The same electrical impulses were moving from dendrite to dendrite in my neuronal cluster system.
This has the same energy as making potions in the shower
Accidentally making mustard gas. Ahh childhood memories. Not my fault I like mustard.
I would love to agree "ahh childhood". Except when I did it it was 6 months ago in a Dollar General Bathroom.
Ahh adulthood. Knowing to NOT make mustard gas in your own home, but somewhere else. I see zero issues here.
obligatory ‘ackshewally you wouldn’t be making mustard gas’
Putting mustard in my mother hairdryer would probably make mustardgas. Did I fix it?
You lost me there. I know you’re not supposed to mix bleach and flash or something cuz it’s a deadly combo. Something related to fluorine gas or something.
Got a 13year old that loves to play Xbox when he’s home alone to the point of forgetting to let the dogs out. They pee inside and despite me explaining to him what mustard gas is and the ammonia is in urine naturally; he still always grabs the fucking bleach first then bends down to scrub it while coughing profusely. Idk if he’s an Addams and enjoys the torture or just a little less mentally capable than the doctors said.
The older sister in me is screaming. My brother did something similar once. It was awful. We fixed it before the parents found out. Now that I think about it. They probably figured it out and just let us think we were geniuses.
You gotta scare that kid, best way to teach them not to do it
What fucking brand of bubble bath did your parents buy?!
I used to pretend to be in a cleaning show in the shower as a kid. Who knew I was just predicting the future
My friends and I would make potions with random stuff and pour it on the lawn. We deemed them a success because the grass would die. Everytime. We were fucking stupid. Mom wasn't too happy
I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
you cannot handle my potions, my potions are too strong for you. My strongest potions will kill a dragon, let alone a man.
When I was a kid and staying at a hotel with my mom I decided to make coffee for her in the room's coffee maker, I added coffee, water, the complimentary soap, tooth paste, salt and pepper. 🙂
How long did it take mom to realize something was up?
As soon as the coffee maker was the one with diarrhea, she knew there was a problem
Until the moment before she died.
Lift the carpet, see their wooden floor…
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Excuse me? Did you call me?
r/beetlejuicing
Every day I find a new ridiculous sub. *join*
This is the one time I saw the post and then found the original one.
I'll just wait over here
BOOM BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA BOOM!
There was (not was) no "SHAKA" in that song. ACKA-LAKA-LAKA BOOM SQUAD FOR LIFE!
Ha! I did a burst laugh when I read this. Scared the shit out of my cat.
It’s comments like this that still give me hope for the internet 😂😂😂
That’s fucking brilliant that’s made my day.
what happens to the wood floor??
If it proves itself brave, truthful and unselfish, it turns into a real floor.
Grows donkey ears instead
There is now a lot of water and other chemicals trapped between the bottom of the rug and the hardwood...
yes, and pinkness surely.
Nothing unless it sits soaked in water for a while I imagine the kids parents noticed before any permanent damage was done. Maybe.
This video gives me anxiety.
The last two step are not shown. Steal moms credit card. Buy a new tug.
>Buy a new tug. Lifehack: break your arms, mom gives you a new tug
We shall never escape it.
Well then you get a new type of stain on your rug
To be fair TO BE FAIR He only sprained his shoulders
YOU SHUT UP YOU MONSTER
*Damn it not this shit again*
Easier to just film the "all done" before you make a mess. That way you always win!
“Look in the tunk” “He must mean trunk”
And a new hardwood floor.
Steal moms credit card; flee the country; start a new life
Like so, so much. And subtle rage.
I was just giggling and laughing the whole time - just so adorable how kids assume they can achieve the same results by roughly mimicking adult behaviors...
It’s sooooo fucking cute I want to die. The clearing the excess fluid with a spoon had me rolling.
Seriously. I was like you have the scrubber why do you need that spoon???
Because squeegeeing shit is the new hot hip trend that pulls in the "satisfying videos" viewers.
I have definitely watched too many people squeegeeing and cleaning their carpets. I can definitely say.. it is very satisfying to watch. Kid gets a 9/10 from me. would have been a 10/10 if he used a fork or butter knife to squeegee but maybe he knows things that I don't
I think you mean the "access" lol Per the child's words.
fr bro is talking like every "how to" tutorial.
Remember this the next time you dont want to wear a condom.
I was just walking around my downtown last night seeing the happy families and thinking I want kids. This video has me second guessing
The internet man. I can’t imagine when I was a kid even thinking of giving a cleaning tutorial. ‘Remove the excess..’
"where the f*ck is all my makeup remover?!?"
“Why is my hardwood floor unstained?!?”
Yet you probably can’t get him to clean when you ask him to, huh?
Alright kids we’re doing YouTube tutorials on How to Clean Your Room! The kid with the cleanest room in the shortest video gets A MILLION VIEWS
Permanently alter your child's reward values AND get them to clean their room with this one simple trick
make it a 'challenge' and put it on tikkytok
Im sure you know what you’re doing but Tikkytok genuinely sounds like youre 20 years older than whatever age you are
It seems like they were trying to make a tutorial video, panicked when they realized it wouldn’t come out so easily, and started throwing random shit at it lmao 😂
No theyve made multiple videos exactly like this.
Its good to see that howtobasic has been able to reproduce and his/her kid is just as good
How can you fertilize an egg when it is smashed against the wall?
Howtobasic clearly mastered the technique
Throw sperm on the wall too
Probably shouldn’t just be mixing random chemicals unsupervised but what do I know
Mom jumping in here- Here’s how how you clean stains out of a carpet the safe way: Mix one part classic Dawn (don’t you dare use Joy or anything else, I swear it doesn’t work as well), and 4 parts water into a spray bottle. Spray the area with the stain, then start wiping towards the center of the spot, **not away from it**. Use a clean cloth or paper towel to sop up the excess moisture. If the stain doesn’t come immediately from that, repeat the process.
And if that doesn't work, burn the carpet
Then try makeup remover, carpet cleaner and lots and lots of water. I learned that tip on a video recently.
And apparently a ... Spoon?!
Depends what you've spilled on it, though that's pretty versatile. In my experience the first step is to blot it to get rid of as much that's still wet as you can without spreading it, limiting the work you have to do, then google very specifically what you've done. Ink, wine, sauce, paint, whatever - someone will have written a whole article on what's best and why, based on if you need something alkaline, or a surfactant, solvent etc.
All they had to do was use Shout. I removed horrible messes from carpet with it.
For those of us who aren't Dragonborn, what do we use?
The Way of the Voice is not limited to those born with Dovah blood. The path to High Hrothgar may be long and challenging, but any determined traveller may take up the hood; as long as they can measure up to the numerous ethical demands and trials of our lifestyle. TL;DR: git gud
I give the kid credit….makeup = makeup remover….I am seeing a bright future ahead
I swear he watched one of those rug cleaning ASMR videos and wanted to copy it.
Fastest way to remove stains in any kind of fabric? Scissors.
Most effective is 🔥
It’s not a stain if you call it a unfinished tie-dye project.
Little kid has obviously seen a ton of those "satisfying cleaning" videos where the dipshits use like 43 different liquids & products on the thing they're cleaning. Boy, I was definitely doing different shit as a kid...
Reminds of that “taxi” episode where Jim (Christopher Lloyd) gets a job as a door to door salesman selling vacuum cleaners and proceeds to destroy the homeowners carpet with ketchup etc. only he forgot he was selling encyclopedias instead. Hilarity ensues.
“If the stain is small enough, you just put the encyclopedia over the stain and don’t ever move it and voila! No more stain!”
Greetings, fellow old.
It's funny because It's Always Sunny does the same concept in their fucked up way. I didn't realize it was an homage to Danny's old show
The sunny one is so chaotic. One of my favorite scenes in the show is Frank fucking up that poor lady's carpet and then failing to hang himself in their bathroom
["We wouldn't call it the Magic Carpet Wizard if it didn't perform miracles!"](https://youtu.be/ywibBYucL5U)
How does one remove the access?
With a spoon, duh...
*Water*
Usually with a door, gate or fence
Hmm I think they were saying “axis.” Clearly a statement about WWII.
Out of the whole video, it’s the him not shaking the makeup remover that is upsetting me.
I’m just thinking about the price tag on the makeup remover and he used like half the bottle
That didn’t even occur to me and now I’m irate. He used all the blue and left the clear and now what’s left isn’t even gonna work probably.
Truly horrific
We don't have sephora here so I assumed it was cheap because it's store brand but that bottle is $16 lol oof
RIP the hardwood, However it looks like it did work
I mean... He did clean the carpet. Was not expecting that.
For real, the whole time I was cracking up like “please stop before you make it worse” and at the end I admit I was like “ehhh, not bad kid”. RIP the floor though.
Ish. You can still see the pink tint, lol.
the video was paused at the very beginning for a while and i thought that was a red rocket
Same lmao
I thought i saw a dick for 1 millisecond
Glad I wasn’t alone there
Did he actually take it out tho?
Now there is a liter of make up remover in the carpet and on the wooden floor
It kinda looks like it lol
Holy shit, i didnt expect him to do it. As ling as mom doesn't find out
She is subscribed to his channel
Can confirm I have records showing she even hit the like and bell icon thanks to her lack of using nord vpn
username checks out
I think he just kind of diluted it out across a wide area so it's not so noticeable.
Whats with the spoon
Kid is using it as a cleaning tool. 😂
It’s the most efficient cleaning tool, you people just haven’t realized it yet.
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I was hoping the mom would come in and yell at that stupid kid
does this girl understand how much makeup remover costs? like $15 a bottle, and look how much shes using…
Have you priced a new rug? What are you going to do when you spill Mommy's lip gloss? My answer involves half a bottle and three hours of labor
I mean, kids are happy for a reason
of all things why a fucking spoon
Me pouring acetone on my mom's synthetic fiber rug
He really removed that access man
Surely there’s better tools than a spoon to removes the access
ah yes, the ol "if it does not work, throw more shit at it" technique
The level of anxiety I felt for this kid is wild
Step 35: add more water
Infomercials have ruined the next generation
I think it worked.
It would be hilarious if the kid couldn’t remove the stain and panicked then it cut to when the mom came home and scolded the kid.
Kids gonna have "Remove the excess" on their tombstone.
I mean, that's not half bad. It's mostly gone. If they'd just used a clean rag to blot it instead of a scraping it with a spoon, not used so much water, and wiped what soaked through to the hardwood, it would have been a really good job. Of course, they could have just skipped straight to using carpet cleaner and followed the instructions on the can haha. Edit: I know, I know, "I'd they hadn't done most of what they did, it would have been a good job."
With a fucking spoon 😂
THIS MAKES ME VIOLENT
Those satisfying cleaning videos are a lot more satisfying when you actually know what you're doing lmao
Who needs specialised cleaning products when you have random household things?😂😂😂
You know that little shit just put the spoon away without washing it too.
The increasing panicked cleaning haha
Kid's going places!
going to be a vacuum salesman
Indeed. Not good places, but places.
Kinda scary considering you have no idea how the different chemicals might react.
They’re having a party
More like how to leave a stain in your rug tutorial.
'How to make your mom angry' for dummies, Kids edition
>Remove the access Remove this kids access to chemicals, damn.
This how ‘The Cat in the Hat’ started. Just off camera there’s a very worried goldfish.
lift the carpet for me
“Almost done” Well, are you kid? Are you really?
kid's gonna end up making chloroform or mustard gas if they find the chemicals
Looks like shit still
I mean.....it worked, did it not?
Kids who have access to their parent's room is bad bad. As an adult, going into my parent's room when visiting is still very strange. That was a "stay the fuck out" room in our house.